Merry Eunuch Lang

The next morning, the emperor ascended the throne step by step, sat firmly, drank a cup of tea first, rubbed his eyes, and looked down, all the civil and military ministers were still kneeling in the hall!The emperor roared impatiently:

"Get up, crawling all night is not enough, go home and hug your wife and go to sleep!"

All the courtiers suddenly lost their minds when they heard the emperor's quarrel, not knowing whether it was better to get up or not to get up.The emperor came down to be the prime minister. Hu Xiang took a look at the situation, and immediately went to work to break it down for the emperor, saying:

"Get up, all young brothers, if you have something to talk about, if you have nothing to do, leave the court, and everything will be done according to the old rules."

The Deputy Minister of Dali Temple hurriedly shouted: "Master Hu, Your Majesty, Deputy Prime Minister Hua, and you guys, it's amazing, it's amazing, it's amazing!"

A deacon and eunuch screamed: "Let's go, you dog official! Roaring at the court and disturbing the hall, is this a place for you to run wild? Come on, pull out of the Wuchao gate, don't wait for six o'clock at noon, find a knife handle This bastard's stupid official cut it back and turned it into a face saint!"

"My lord, please forgive me. I really have something to report to the emperor. Huang Wenjia, Zhengqing of Dali Temple, took off his official clothes and left as an official. The scumbag ran away!"

"What, what, Lao Huang is a man sent by my father-in-law. If it is lost or lost, my harem will not be peaceful. How will I explain it to Queen Ning? How will I explain it to Ning Shishi? Even if I am not afraid of Lao Wu, but he There are still [-] soldiers under him! Pass the decree quickly and find the head of Dali Temple, Huang Wenjia, within three days, otherwise this Dali Temple will be burned down!"

Hu San came out of the class and said: "Long live my emperor! According to my opinion, since Zhengqing of Dali Temple has run away, the most important thing at present is to post announcements all over the country, rewarding 3000 taels of silver, and looking for Huang Zhengqing. .”

The emperor nodded his head and said: "Quick play!"

Hu San said again: "Dali Temple is a key department, it cannot be without a head for a day, and a reliable and capable official should be elected immediately to fill the vacancy."

The emperor thought for a while and said, "According to Aiqing, which one is suitable?"

"The minister thought that Deputy Prime Minister Hua could serve concurrently..."

When the emperor heard it, the Sacred Heart was very pleased, and said: "What Hu Xiang played is exactly what I want. Xuanhua Shixiong and Dali Temple Zhengqing will take office immediately."

Hua Shixiong prostrated himself on the ground, Xie Longenbi got up and gave Hu San a vicious look, cursing in his heart:

"You old Hu Gou has no good intentions and wants to rub your hands on me. Pan You'an's case is so easy to judge?"

Hu San actually thought in his heart that his brother is always ten times better at answering questions than others, at least he is the eldest brother, at least he will not suffer physically!

The emperor turned to the ministers and said loudly: "I can't blame you for being ruthless in this matter. Since ancient times, princes have broken the law and committed the same crime as the people. It is reasonable for Marshal Pan to kill and pay for his life. Please ask Deputy Prime Minister Hua to follow the rules and bring him to justice." !"

It was Risheng Hall, Hua Shixiong was sitting tall in the main hall, and the three classes of yamen servants were lined up on both sides. Old Huazi shouted: "Tiqin offender Pan Youan!"

Pan Youan put on a heavy shackle of iron and ruthenium, and was pushed in by several government officials.Seeing this, Hua Shixiong rolled his eyes at the yamen servant, and shouted:

"Damn it, don't you bastards be more polite? Pan You'an violated the law of the king and didn't kill your father and mother. How can you be so ruthless?"

Only then did the yamen servant realize that there was a new manager in the lobby, today is not yesterday, that one needs to be beaten, today this one needs to be guarded, so be careful.It's a trivial matter not to be wary of getting a bad beating, don't lose your job.

Hua Shixiong ordered to go down and bring a chair to the prisoner. It is not enough to handle the case according to the old method and set up a banquet to eat and drink. It is always okay to sit and talk!Pan You'an looked up and felt relieved.He didn't speak, just picked up the teacup handed by the yamen servant and drank it.

Suddenly a yamen servant on duty came to report: "I was ordered by the holy order to find the former grand master, Huang Wenjia, and he has arrived in the temple. May I ask how Master Hua will deal with it?"

When Hua Shixiong thought about it, his bad intentions came out. This bastard made his elder brother suffer so much, and he will suffer a little bit today.After thinking about it, he shouted:

"Put Huang Wenjia, the fugitive officer, in court!"

When Huang Wenjia came to the hall and saw that it was Hua Shixiong, he didn't kneel down, and raised his hands as a courtesy.Old Huazi didn't care about this, pretended to turn a blind eye, and roared angrily:

"Tied up!"

Huang Wenjia yelled, "Lord Hua, I am Huang Wenjia, the Zhengqing of Dali Temple!"

Hua Shixiong sneered and said: "Yesterday is not today. Well, you bastard with the surname Huang, you must be a little bit bolder. You dare to spend the money the emperor bought for horses. The emperor speaks for himself." You are a fart, disregarding the emperor's order, come and go as you want, and run away as soon as you take off your official robe, do you know where this is? Besides, you ran away if you ran away, why did you come back?"

"My lord, the little official has something to hide."

"Say!"

"The boy will die if he doesn't run away. In the past few days, there have been a few fairy women who have been pestering the little official, either threatening to kill me or coercing me to open the case online. Think about it, my lord. This is the emperor. The case that I have confessed, even if I have the guts, I dare not eat the official food and let the camels go privately! I have no choice but to walk away as a bitch!"

Hua Shixiong thought that Huang Wenjia might have met some hags and sisters-in-law.He can provoke, my old Huazi, as the deputy prime minister, is a bullshit and dare not do anything, he is a ball!Old Huazi asked:

"Since you've already run away, you're flying far away, why are you back?"

"My lord, to tell you the truth, I'm here to ask for my salary for the past few days."

"So you came here to ask for wages?"

"Yes, my lord, it's always been a day's work, and the royal family can't let me do it for nothing if I give it a day's bread, right?" Huang Wenjia said in a straight-forward and confident way with his neck tilted.

Hua Shixiong couldn't help laughing secretly, there are everyone in this world!There are still people who come to ask the emperor for money?Okay, I'll send this short-lived ghost to the emperor to collect debts tomorrow.After thinking about it, say:

"Old Huang, you are right, huh?"

Seeing that Hua Shixiong agreed with his point of view, Huang Wenjia was very happy and flattered:

"It's Vice Minister Hua who understands the thoughts of us scholars. If you don't do this job, don't want this money for nothing!"

Hua Shixiong said: "Okay, I will take you to the emperor to ask for money tomorrow morning. But after all, I don't care if you want to go or not!"

"Okay, as long as you take me to see the emperor, you don't care about other things."

Pan You'an just sat on the chair and ate tea, he didn't listen carefully to what they said at first, but then he accidentally listened to the general idea, and at the same time, he also understood that this kid was trying to fish in troubled waters and wanted to meet the emperor to sue him.How could he let him go, he winked and shook his head anxiously at Hua Shixiong.

What kind of person is Lao Huazi, Pan You'an thought, he guessed almost exactly, and shouted down:

"Come on, lock up this kid surnamed Huang first, and send him to death row according to the standard of criminals. Let's not eat or drink, and he won't starve to death if he doesn't eat for one or two meals. As for how he will be punished, listen to the emperor tomorrow!"

When Huang Wenjia heard that the target was wrong, he argued forcefully: "My lord, why do you put me on death row? I used to be a second-rank official!"