Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch tightened the reins of the horse, and the white dragon horse neighed, and flew down the mountain like lightning.The leader of the warlord at the foot of the mountain is Lion Head. He had just settled his affairs and ordered the soldiers to set up tents and bury pots for cooking when he heard the sound of horses.When Lion's Head suddenly looked up, the little eunuch Ma was approaching, Lion's Head straightened up and shouted:

"Who are you, dare to kick my camp?"

"I am your eunuch grandfather!"

The little eunuch raised his gun and dropped it, hooked the lion's head's shoulder blade, and pulled it desperately, tearing off a large piece of clothes and flesh from the shoulder to half of the face.The lion's head howled like a pig, the pain was unbearable, and he covered his cheek and shouted hoarsely:

"Hurry up and pass on the order, Hugh will teach the little eunuch away!"

When Lion Head turned around to look again, the little eunuch had disappeared.

It's not that the lion's head's troops are not strong in combat, but mainly because they are unprepared.The policy explained by the superiors also said that it is enough to surround them. If the bandits want to come out, there must be a large group of people, with whistles and clappers beating, bustling and bustling. Unexpectedly, the little eunuch hurt more than a dozen brothers alone, and there was almost no result. their deputy commander.

Wen Shichang and Feng Jingang held a meeting in a hurry, roughly calculated the direction and route of the young eunuch, and decided to divide their troops to pursue.

Among them, Wen Shichang is a nerd, and Lion Head is an idiot. Only Feng Jingang has a flexible mind and some knowledge of the art of war. The little eunuch is cunning and cunning, to deal with this person can only be outsmarted, not reckless."

Wen Shichang said: "What is General Feng's plan?"

Feng Jingang said: "The general has a plan, I wonder if it works?"

"Say it!" The lion's head covered his cheek halfway and hummed.

Wen Shichang also said: "General, please speak."

Feng Jingang leaned over and whispered a few words in their ears, and they both praised in unison:

"Good plan, good plan!"

It turned out that Feng Jingang had already calculated that the little eunuch would never go south when going north, so he ignored the two directions of southeast and only went west to north. Report it immediately, and do not take private action.

The little eunuch ran out for a hundred and eighty miles in one breath. There was a village in front of him. He stopped at the door of a house. He estimated that the pursuers had been dragged down by him for fifty miles, so he looked around and saw nothing, so he knocked on the door and asked for it. Bowl of water to drink, by the way also drink drink horses.

After walking for half a day, the little eunuch felt a little hungry in his belly. He wanted to beg for a bowl of food for the master, but he opened his mouth a few times but he couldn't say anything. In the end, he always couldn't get rid of his face. He came out of the royal family. People, how dare you beg for food from others with a shy face?I had no choice but to move on hungry.

In the early autumn, the ground is not golden, the leaves are all withered, natural disasters and man-made disasters, crops are sparse, and there are hardly any passers-by on the road.How can the little eunuch know the sufferings of the people after living in the deep palace for a long time, the emperor is incompetent, and the villain is rampant.Corrupt officials desperately search for the riches of the people, while the local tyrants and evil gentry steal and plunder.Although it is in a peaceful age, it is difficult to enjoy a comfortable life, half a year's food.Thanks to the great patience of the Chinese people, Li Zicheng will not be forced out unless it is absolutely impossible.

The little eunuch didn't dare to walk on the main road, so he walked along the country lane and the northwest direction, trying to find a house to rest for the night, but failed in the end.Unknowingly, at dusk, he didn't dare to go on, and entered a village indiscriminately. He still went up to knock on the door. Seeing that the door was opened by an old woman, he opened his mouth and said:

"Old mother, I am a passing guest. I really can't find a host. I want to stay overnight at your house. Please get me some food and feed my horses. I will give you more money tomorrow."

Seeing this, the old woman winked hastily, and evaded, "No, no, my house is too narrow for you, so you should find another one!"

The little eunuch was displeased, and was about to speak, when he suddenly saw a tall and burly man in his early twenties, with a fierce face, but he spoke very kindly, and said:

"Mother, people come all the way and want to stay at our house, why don't you give me the convenience?"

After all, the young man went to lead the horse to greet the little eunuch into the courtyard.

The little eunuch clearly saw the old woman shaking her head and sighing, with a helpless expression on her face.

In the middle of the night, the little eunuch woke up suddenly, his mind was in a mess, he wanted to recall what happened yesterday but he couldn't recall at all, he only remembered drinking a bowl of water, and he didn't know what happened next.He struggled vigorously, only then did he realize that his body was tied up with ropes, and he couldn't even think of moving.The little eunuch sighed to himself:

"I think that I was also an important minister of the dynasty. I also led troops to fight and contributed to the country. Not to mention being powerful, the scenery was beautiful for a while. I never thought that I would capsize in the gutter and die in this deserted small village?"