Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch returned to the residence, told Hu San and the others about the situation of entering Huang's house, and also told about the fight.Hu San asked in surprise:

"Brother, can you deal with so many people by yourself?"

The little eunuch smiled and said nothing, Wang Xiaowu said for him:

"My lord practiced martial arts every day in the palace, and he never gave up. With the guidance of an expert, his martial arts is already perfect. One-on-one fighting is probably invincible."

The little eunuch reprimanded: "I said Brother Xiaowu, I said it only once, and never once, don't call me a prince, you always don't listen."

Wang Xiaowu made a grimace, and said with a smile: "My lord has been calling me for ten years, and I can't change my words for a while."

Hu San said: "It's better that the three of us sworn brothers together, and we can take care of each other in the future."

The little eunuch nodded and said "OK", Wang Xiaowu wished he could recognize the little eunuch as his godfather, so naturally he would not shirk.The three of them immediately burned incense and set up a sacrifice, praying to the heaven and the earth, not wishing to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but wishing to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.Regardless of year or age, just in order, the young eunuch is the leader, Hu is the third, and Wang Xiaowu is the third.So there is no record in the history books because two of them were eunuchs. In the eyes of historians, eunuchs are neither male nor female, neither fish nor fowl, and they disdain to write books and biographies for eunuchs.The boy was involved in a round of danger today, so he set up a biography for the eunuch.

Briefly speaking, the little eunuch urged the horse to shake the gun, and went straight to the martial arts arena in the backyard of Huang's house. Before entering the door, he saw some shadowy crowds rushing into the arena.He guessed that it must be arranged by the accounting gentleman, and he didn't say that money can make ghosts turn mills. His piece of jade is worth a thousand taels of silver at least in the market.The little eunuch didn't care about that, he went into the martial field and looked up, and sure enough, he saw a big drum hanging on two wooden stakes, the little eunuch pulled out the drumsticks, and beat them violently.

Not long after, as the number of spectators continued to increase, Mr. Accountant also entered the arena accompanied by the boss.The old manager sized up the little eunuch and sighed:

"You're still a doll! Young man, you're skinny and tender, how can you stand up to this battle between tigers and wolves? The future is important, but life is more valuable. You don't want to die?"

The little eunuch smiled "hehe" and said, "Uncle, I'm not afraid of death!"

"Not being afraid of death doesn't mean you won't die. Well, I won't talk to you anymore. According to the rules here, once the drum beats, it will end in blood. As for how many people will die, it's hard to say, young man Do it yourself, man!"

According to the regulations of the Huang Mansion, the challenger must stick to the ring until he is beaten to death or there is no one to fight.The challenger is different, if you can fight too much, you will be promoted to be the master, and the warrior level will increase by one level.Mr. Accountant said that the little eunuch can also run away, but in fact the rules do not allow it, and it is impossible for him to run away.While speaking, many people came in one after another at the gate of the martial arts field, and there were already soldiers guarding the gate, just for fear that the ring master would run away.

The little eunuch was hesitating, when suddenly a person rode in, without asking Zhang San and Li Si, he raised his belongings and threw it at the little eunuch's head.The little eunuch had been prepared for a long time, but when he knocked lightly, the man's weapon was blown away.The little eunuch didn't chase after him, and let him slip away.

Immediately afterwards, another fierce general came in, roaring like thunder when he entered the arena, and shouted: "Where did the wild bird come from, running here to try to be brave? Come, come, let you recognize Grandpa's abilities first!"

The little eunuch saw that this person's voice was like thunder, his face was like the bottom of a pot, and his fangs were exposed. He was an ugly ghost.Holding a mace in his hand, he rushed towards the little eunuch with claws and teeth.Seeing that this man was unreasonable, the little eunuch showed a ferocious face, and wanted to play tricks on this reckless man.

Before reaching the third, the ugly black-faced ghost fell off the horse with a "thump", and the mace fell eight feet away.When the ugly ghost got up from the ground, it just lost its two fangs, and its face was much calmer than before, not as ferocious as it was at the beginning.

There was thunderous cheers in the audience, some praised the young eunuch's martial arts skills, and some scolded the ugly ghost for not knowing the heights of heaven and earth.Some people left their seats and shouted:

"Kill him, kill him!"

Seeing that it was almost noon, the old steward shouted:

"Young man, let's do this first! From now on, you can't come and go freely. There are special people in the mansion who will take care of your food and lodging. Naturally, the food will not treat you badly, and the horses will also be taken care of. You should prepare well and have a preview in the morning." , the main match will be in the afternoon, maybe one or two of the five young masters will also come."

Fight again in the afternoon.The first one to appear was a strong man. He was about nine feet (old feet) tall, with a thick back and a heavy waist, with a helmet pierced through the armor, with high hair and a red tassel on the top of his head. His face was like that of Lu Wenhou, riding a red rabbit. The horse is also used by Fang Tian to draw a halberd.

The man said with a smile: "Boy, forgive me that you are not my opponent, Lu Xiaobu, how about this, let us avoid it?"

"What do you want to preach?" The little eunuch said without any expression on his face.

"You call me grandpa three times, get off the horse and kowtow to me three times, I will spare you!" the man named Lu Xiaobu said with a sneer.

"Let's talk about it the other way around!" The little eunuch didn't want to tangle with him.

"How?" Lu Xiaobu was puzzled.

"I'll give you a discount. If you call me Grandpa and kowtow, I will save you from death."

Lv Xiaobu was furious, he swung Fang Tian's painted halberd, and stabbed at the young eunuch's head.The little eunuch took it easy, holding his gun.After the tenth round, the little eunuch knew that there was an expert in the world, this Lu Xiaobu really did not disgrace his ancestors, he was tall and strong, proficient in martial arts, and his moves were all ruthless, he wanted to put the little eunuch to death before he was quick.The same is true for the little eunuch, he has gone through countless battlefields, and he has fought against everyone. He uses soft strength when encountering fierce opponents, and relies on strength when encountering weak opponents, so he has extremely rich actual combat experience.

After fighting for another ten rounds, Lu Xiaobu said angrily:

"Hey, incompetent kid, why don't you fight back, can't you just wait until you die?"

The little eunuch didn't talk to him either, and while Lu Xiaobu was talking, he flew a gun and hit Lu Xiaobu's head straight, the hook of the gun caught Lu Xiaobu's hair, he pulled it along the way, and heard "stab!" With a sound, half of the top of the head, including the scalp, and the red tassel were torn off from half of the face, and Lu Wenhou suddenly became the God of Lu Plague.

Lu Xiaobu fell from his horse and died unexpectedly.

Before the audience burst into cheers, a member of the female generals roared and rushed in.The little eunuch looked up at this woman, with a silver helmet and silver armor, riding a snow-white war horse, carrying a longbow on her back, holding a silver spear in her hand, her pink face was like flowers, and her voice was like a silver bell. Mu's Guiying.