Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 402 Zhou Du: Li Er, eat a piece of my meat and live forever!Li Er: Liar!
The guards rushed in and were about to take Zhou Du down.

Tang Seng: "..."

Subpersonality, you are going to kill the poor monk!

Since ancient times, the imperial power has been on top.

How can you call Li Er like that... Bah, where is His Majesty the Tang Emperor?

"Rice rice tofu!"

Zhou Du let the guards grab him, and he said calmly, "Your Majesty, I see that you have a dragon spirit hovering around you..."

"You are haunted by the ghost of the Dragon King, right?"

Zhou Du laughed and was dragged away by the guards.

Li Er was taken aback, and hurriedly shouted, "Stop!"

The guards stopped.

"Master, you said..."

Li Er took a deep breath, "Dragon King Ghost, you actually saw it?"

Li Er looked at Zhou Du and pursed his lips.

This person really has great supernatural powers, he can actually see what is haunting me.

"Of course I can see it!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

"Master, it's really amazing!" Li Er said.

"Don't call me Master, I'm not a bald donkey!" Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Li Erzheng was stunned by this.

Are you not a bald donkey?
You are not a bald donkey, what are you?

This person can even scold himself, no wonder he dared to call Li Er and Tang Taizong directly.

"Then how do I call you?"

Li Er frowned and asked.

"Don't worry, just call me Brother Zhou!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Li Er's face twitched, and he was in a mess.

What the hell!

"Are you going to be my father?"

Li Er was angry.

Popular science: Ge Nai Tang Shi's father's self-proclaimed son. "Chunhua Ge Tie" contains the letters of Tang Taizong and Gaozong, called Gezhi.

The father calls himself the elder brother to the son, which is the case in the family law of the Tang Dynasty.

"Who is going to be your father?"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Brother doesn't mean father, but friend brother!"

"Really?"

Li Er was stunned.

"Really, it can't be true anymore!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "It's really not possible, you can call me Lao Zhou!"

Li Er paused, "Let's call you Lao Zhou!"

Tang Seng: "..."

When did Lao Tzu have a surname?
The poor monk is not surnamed Zhou!

"Tang Emperor!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Come on, good wine and good meat, let's help you deal with the Dragon King of Jinghe!"

Li Er was taken aback for a moment.

You actually know that it is the Dragon King of Jinghe?

You are really good!
only……

You are a monk, a monk, a monk!

Do you want to drink and eat meat?

Li Er pondered for a while, and immediately arranged for someone to prepare a table of good wine and meat.

Li Er smiled slightly.

Talented people like to be independent.

Although he is a monk, he is really capable!
"Old Zhou, who are you?"

Li Er frowned and asked.

"Oh, listen up!"

"The poor monk Tang Sanbu!"

"The Tathagata sat down with his second disciple, Jin Chanzi is reincarnated!"

"There are rumors in the world that if you eat a bite of my flesh, you will live forever!"

Zhou Du said with a smile while eating meat and drinking wine, waiting for Jinghe Dragon King.

Li Er was dumbfounded.

You ride a horse and call Tang Sanzan, you want me to call you Lao Zhou?

Why, you don't even want your ancestors?

Just changed your surname?
What, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi?
Li Er immediately became serious.

Under the Tathagata Buddha?

Immortality?
Li Er's eyes lit up.

He stood up from the dragon chair and looked at Zhou Du with burning eyes.

Tang Seng: "..."

Hey, hey, sub-personality!
You are letting the poor monk die!

How could the flesh and blood of the poor monk have the effect of immortality?

Otherwise, when the poor monk's gums were bleeding, he would have lived forever!

"Do you want to live forever?"

Zhou Du took a piece of venison and took a bite, "Do you want to eat the poor monk?"

Li Er swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

In order to live longer, what about cannibalism?

"If you want to eat, I will let you eat!"

Zhou Du stretched his waist, "However, due to karma, it's not good for you..."

"Come... His Majesty Tang Taizong."

"One drop of blood, 1000 taels of gold!"

"One bite of meat, 3000 taels of gold!"

"You pay, buy meat and blood, there will be no cause and effect between us!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Li Er: "..."

Suddenly it feels like you are lying to me.

If your flesh and blood can really make people live forever...

How could you say it so blatantly?

At that time, you are only afraid that you will be besieged by countless people and monsters!
Also, Tang Taizong?

Nima, I'm still alive, still alive, still alive!

Try calling Lao Tzu's temple name again!
"Eat or not?"

Zhou Du asked again.

Li Er snorted coldly, "Don't eat!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Why don't you eat it?

Li Er, you have to know that the chance of immortality is right in front of you!

"Really, if you eat a bite of my flesh, you will live forever!"

Zhou Du said.

Li Er: "..."

The more you say that, it can only be proved to be false!

You just want to scam me for money!
Monk, don't think that because I need you, you can be so disrespectful to me.

I am the emperor!
"You really don't eat?"

Zhou Du looked regretful.

Li Er, here is your chance to change your fate.

You don't cherish yourself!
Li Er shook his head, "Don't eat!"

Zhou Du shrugged, then there was nothing he could do.

that's it……

Li Er perfectly missed the chance of immortality.

"Old Zhou!"

Li Er said, "It's late at night, the Dragon King of Jinghe is coming soon!"

"As long as you can solve the problem, I can give you everything you want!"

Li Er looked solemn.

"Really?"

Zhou Du smiled, "Then your beautiful daughter, will you sell it or not?"

Li Er: "..."

Come, hack this monk to death for me.

I don't need him anymore!

"I died so miserably!"

"I died so miserably!"

"I died so miserably!"

A floating voice came.

Jinghe Dragon King perfectly interpreted the attitude of saying important things three times.

"Li Shimin, you killed me!"

"Give me back my head!"

A headless figure in a dragon robe floated in.

"Old Dragon King..."

Li Er shivered, "Why are you here again!"

"Li Shimin, you broke your promise and failed to do what you promised. I want you to die!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe held a dragon head in his left hand and placed it directly in front of Li Er, "Li Er, you killed me!"

Li Er: "..."

"You are the emperor of the real dragon, and I am the real dragon!"

"Your life and mine are connected!"

"Li Shimin, come to hell with me!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe roared angrily.

Suddenly, a gust of wind rolled up.

crackling...

All the dishes were rolled to the ground.

Zhou Du: "..."

Jinghe Dragon King, are you blind?
Did I ride a horse to provoke you?

I was eating, you lifted the dining table for me?
Do you think you are Brother Crow?

Do you think that if you mess with you, you will be hungry for nine meals in three days?

Tang Seng: "..."

Hey, hey, sub-personality, can you do it!
"What are you yelling about?"

Zhou Du patted the table, but it was empty.

He stood up, "Didn't you see that I was eating?"

"What are you yelling about?"

"Why, don't let me eat, are you going to dedicate your body to me and let me eat?"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes and stared at the Dragon King of Jinghe.

"It's said that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground..."

"I haven't eaten dragon meat yet!"

Zhou Du smacked his mouth, "Li Er, can you cook dragon meat?"

Li Er: "..."

I know a hammer!
The ghosts of the Dragon King of Jinghe River have come out, why don't you hurry up and do it?
Stop thinking about how to eat dragon meat!
How about I cut a piece of meat for you to eat?

(End of this chapter)