Free Days in Siheyuan

Chapter 1254 Fart Pills

Chapter 1254 Fart Pills

"Don't think that the other people in the Feng family are good people..."

As if he had thought of something, Uncle Xie suddenly fell silent.

He frowned and looked deep, as if he was thinking about something important.

After a while, he finally broke the silence and continued to remind her: "Anyway, just stay away from the Feng family."

Zhang Yu’s eyes widened. There must be something going on here.

Xie Zhiying glanced at him and said unhappily, "Don't ask around!"

"Oh!" Seeing that he couldn't find out anything, Zhang Yu sighed in disappointment.

But he quickly cheered up and invited excitedly: "Uncle, are you free to go treasure hunting with me tomorrow?"

Xie Zhiying looked at his nephew speechlessly, and waved his hand helplessly: "You can go if you want, I won't go anyway."

Zhang Yu: "Really not going? What if there really is a treasure?"

Xie Zhiying: "Am I someone who lacks that little thing?"

Thinking of the dowry that Grandpa Xie left for his mother, Zhang Yu suddenly fell silent.

It seems that my second uncle really doesn’t lack that thing.

but……

Zhang Yu suddenly turned around and stared at him: "So, second uncle, you are not short of money, why did you live so miserably before?"

The last time he came here, the Xie family was truly miserable and they were not pretending.

When talking about this, Xie Zhiying's originally handsome face couldn't help but twist.

Seeing the curiosity in his nephew's eyes, he couldn't help but grind his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Do you think I want to?"

When talking about this, Xie Zhiying was full of grievances.

Not to mention the things in the old man's hands, let's just talk about the two brothers. Even though they were running for their lives at the time, they still took some good things with them when they escaped.

Apart from the travel expenses, the two brothers also had some good things in their hands.

Logically speaking, even if it was to hide their identities, they shouldn't have lived such a miserable life.

Even if there is a food shortage everywhere, you can still buy some as long as you are willing to spend money.

The reason why it became what my eldest nephew saw was simply because I was very unlucky during that period.

Because the old couple were hospitalized one after another, the Xie family had spent all their money.

He originally wanted to sell two things privately.

Unexpectedly, the person he found was unreliable. Not only did he want to rob his fellow criminals, he also wanted his life.

He threw away the treasure to attract the attention of those people, and lost half his life before he escaped from their hands.

Fortunately, I lost my life, but at least I didn't lose both my money and my life.

Later, I don’t know where the rumor came from that the Xie family had a treasure, which attracted a lot of attention.

There are many who have bad intentions.

During that period, the Xie family was robbed several times and was almost poisoned once.

Under that situation, if they are dragons, they have to coil up, and if they are tigers, they have to lie down.

No one knew what happened to the Xie family during that period, but everything went wrong.

In addition to the two things mentioned above, at home, either you hit your head or I fell down and broke my leg, and someone went to the hospital every other day.

To put it bluntly, during that period, he would choke even when drinking water, and falling while walking was not uncommon.

Xie Zhiying really didn't want to recall the bad things that happened during that period. Every time he thought about it, he couldn't help but have a heart attack.

Xie Zhiying suddenly yawned, his eyes narrowed into slits: "Ah~, so sleepy! Xiaoyu, are you sleepy? I can't hold on any longer, I have to go back to sleep."

Before he could finish his words, the man had already run away.

For some reason, Zhang Yu sensed a hasty escape from his second uncle's back.

"Cough cough!"

This is the elder, this is the elder!
You can't embarrass your elders. You can't embarrass your elders!
Zhang Yu kept repeating this in his mind, and only then did he control himself from going and asking questions.

He tried to use the system to distract himself.

"System, start today's sign-in!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, today's sign-in is successful! Get fart pills x10."

Zhang Yu suddenly opened his eyes wide and almost cried out in surprise.

No!

Did he hear it wrong just now? What did he get?

"Fart pills!"

He quickly opened the system page, trying to confirm whether he had heard it wrong.

"Fuck!" He couldn't help but swear.

It's really a fart pill!

However, is this fart pill what he imagined it to be?

Do you want to find someone to try it?

If there was someone in the yard at this time, they would probably see a young man with a lewd smile on his face.

He wanted to take it out and have a look right now, but luckily she still had some sense and controlled herself from taking it out in public.

He took two quick steps into the room, closed the door, and then he couldn't wait to take out the fart pill from the system space.

The medicine bottle is only the size of a thumb, and after opening it, the pills inside are even smaller.

If you want to compare, a pill is probably not even as big as a grain of rice.

Zhang Yu clicked on the description of the fart pill and it said:
Farting pills - made by xx alchemist on xx planet, a failed product of alchemy. After taking them, people will fart non-stop for a short period of time, achieving the effect of "fragrance spreading ten miles away".

The "fragrance" is long-lasting and the effect can last for 24 hours.

The next words made Zhang Yu open his mouth wide.

This fart pill is awesome!

Not only does it melt in your mouth, it is also soluble in water, and once dissolved in water it is colorless and tasteless.

If this happened to a human being.

hiss!
Zhang Yu's eyes lit up. Isn't this prepared for the Jia family?

Hehehe...

His smile became more and more obscene, and he couldn't wait to go back to Beijing to try the effect of this fart pill.

But when he thought of the things on the hill and what he heard on the west hill, he hesitated again.

Or? Let's wait a little longer.

Wait until he finds what's on the hill before going back.

As for the tomb those people were looking for, he was not very anxious about it.

Those people have been searching for so many years with no news, so one or two years won’t make any difference.

The next morning, after finishing breakfast, Zhang Yu took Dahei out.

Say hello to people as you walk.

"Captain, good morning!" "Old Party Secretary, have you eaten?"

"..."

After his aunt and uncle shouted, Zhang Yu slowly came out of the crowd.

Today, the task of the Xie family team is still to water the fields.

Although there was a water pump, there was only one. It would take some time to irrigate the entire brigade's land.

Moreover, there are some corners and scattered pieces of land that cannot be irrigated with water pumps and have to be irrigated by manpower.

So the people from the Xie family team were not idle these days. They chatted with him for a few minutes and then went back to work.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Zhang Yu's eyes flashed. He wondered if Feng Laoer had gone to work.
Looking in the direction of Feng's house, he began to think about how to confirm whether Feng Laoer was at home?

At this moment, a child suddenly ran over from a distance with his mouth covered.

"~555~"

Hearing the child crying, people around subconsciously looked over.

The child was covering his mouth with blood, which was dripping as he ran.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"Lewazi, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Yu has good eyesight. Who was the first person he recognized?

Looking at the blood on the child's chest, Zhang Yu's heart skipped a beat.

He quickly reached out and tried to grab Lewazi.

"Le Wazi, where are you bleeding? Let me see." Just as Zhang Yu reached out to check on Le Wazi's condition, a woman in her thirties ran over crying.

"Lewazi, don't scare your mother. What happened to you? You were fine when you left this morning!"

When he saw his mother, Lewazi couldn't help himself and burst into tears.

"Mom, mom! Wow..."

Just when everyone was getting extremely anxious, Xiwazi followed.

As soon as he saw his mother, he immediately shouted, "Mom, my brother just fell down."

"Where did you fall? Let me see!" The woman no longer cared about coaxing the child and reached out to lift up Lewazi's clothes.

Thinking about what happened between Ermao and Xiaopang, especially Ermao's arm, the woman ignored Lewazi's bleeding mouth.

After searching around, no wounds were found on the child's body.

"Does it hurt?" the woman asked, pinching Lewazi's arm.

Lewazi shook his head: "It doesn't hurt!"

"What about here?" The woman touched Lewazi's leg again.

"It doesn't hurt either!" Lewazi shook his head but did not let go of his hand that was covering his mouth.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief at first, but then she realized something was wrong.

Was there something wrong with what Lewazi said just now?

"Lewazi, take your hands away and let mother see."

At the same time as she said this, Xiwazi said, "Mom, my brother accidentally fell and hit his teeth on a rock, and they are bleeding."

"Bu (No)!" Le Wazi was still very proud at a young age. In front of so many people, he refused to open his hands that were covering his mouth.

Finally, the woman lost her patience and threatened with a slap: "Do you want to take it or not?"

Faced with the threat of a slap from his own mother, Lewazi's eyes were filled with tears and he took away his hand that was covering his mouth with a look of grievance.

"Open your mouth!" The woman no longer had the patience to play the role of loving mother and filial piety to her son.

She finally realized that a slap in the face was the most effective way to deal with this brat of hers.

"Ah." As expected, facing the slap that was about to fall on the bride, Lewazi shuddered, but he was no longer a difficult person and just opened his mouth wide.

"Oh my God! How did you fall?"

When the woman saw the baby's teeth, she couldn't help but exclaim.

Zhang Yu also looked over and saw that there were only two big holes left on Le Wazi's front teeth, and blood was still oozing out of the holes.

"How did you fall? Why did you fall so badly?"

Lewazi said nothing and hid behind his brother.

When Xiwazi heard this, he complained angrily, "Mom, it was Chuanzong who pushed his brother down."

"What's going on?" The captain just walked over and heard this.

Looking at Lewazi, whose two front teeth were missing and whose mouth, hands and face were covered in blood, he asked seriously.

Xiwazi snorted twice: "Chuanzong wanted his brother's candy, but his brother didn't give it to him, so he reached out to grab it and pushed his brother onto a rock. His brother's mouth hit the rock and he bled a lot..."

As Xiwazi spoke, he seemed to feel the fear and couldn't help but fall into the woman's arms: "Wow... Mom, my brother is bleeding so much, so much blood!"

"Don't be afraid, Xiwazi, don't be afraid. Mother is here. Mother will avenge Lewazi."

After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and ran towards the culprit's house with great momentum.

The people who stayed where they were looked at each other, and then followed tacitly.

The woman came to a door and kicked open the closed door.

Hearing the sound, a weak woman came out of the house, but the tone of her voice was inconsistent with her weak image: "Who is it? Which bastard kicked my door?"

"What's wrong with my kick?" Thinking of her son's two missing front teeth, the woman became furious.

"Xiwan's mother, why are you kicking my door?" Bai Lianhua said with an unhappy look on her face.

Xiwa's mother grabbed her youngest son and pointed at the blood on his face and said, "Look at what your son did to my son. He was so young, but he was so cruel that he dared to push someone against the rock. If anything happens to my son, I will never forgive your family."

"Impossible! My Chuanzong is so obedient, how could he push someone with the contestant?" Bai Lianhua denied it directly, and even turned the tables: "Xiwa's mother, you must have misunderstood, how could my Chuanzong push someone? Ask him if he fell by himself."

Looking at Xiwa's mother's dark face, Bai Lianhua gently covered her mouth and said innocently: "Xiwa's mother, I don't suspect your child of lying, I just said it casually."

As soon as these words came out, the woman's anger surged up. She put her hands on her hips and started to curse. "Bai Lianhua, don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm not one of those old men. I won't fall for your tricks. Pay the money, you must pay the money today!"

Bai Lianhua became anxious when she was asked to pay compensation one day.

"Xiwa's mother, please don't accuse others. Your child runs around everywhere every day and I don't know where he fell. You still want to blame it on my son? I tell you, it's impossible!"

Without saying a word, Xiwa's mother pulled her eldest son over.

"Xiwazi, how did you push your brother to pass on your bloodline with her?"

Xiwazi repeated what he had just said, while using his hands to imitate the other person's actions.

Seeing his brother's expression, Lewazi sobbed and said, "He...he also pinched my neck and took candy out of my mouth..."

As soon as these words were spoken, people around couldn't help but start talking.

"What the hell is going on! Chuanzong has been taught a bad lesson."

"Was he taught badly? That kid is not a good person at heart." Someone said angrily, "My Er Ni was eating biscuits at the door of our house a few days ago, and that kid came up and grabbed them without saying a word. He also pulled my Er Ni's braids, scaring her and making her cry loudly."

"Has your Erni also had things robbed?" someone asked in surprise.

"What happened? Has your child been robbed?"

The person who was speaking could not help but slap his thigh and said, "Don't mention it, that kid is a complete bastard. My third child is still young, and he has a thin throat. He can't eat coarse grains and chokes and cries.

My mother-in-law felt sorry for the child, so she cooked some rice that my eldest sister-in-law brought back from her parents' home, thinking that it would give the child something to eat.

After the porridge was cooked, it was placed on the table in the main hall to cool. My mother-in-law went to the bathroom when the boy came in. Not only did he drink the porridge, he also threw the bowl. My mother-in-law chased him and was almost knocked over by him.


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