Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 30 A Buddha Statue So Big, Even Blind People Can See Blind People:?
Inhaling Zhu Gangman's primordial spirit into his mouth, Chen Xuanzang's whole body turned purple. The unspeakable suffocation and nausea made him want to simply spit out the struggling primordial spirit in his mouth, but he also knew that he might His little life will not be guaranteed.

Fortunately, the female exorcist came to the rescue in time. She hugged Chen Xuanzang without hesitation, sucked it up, sucked the soul of Zhu Gangyan into her mouth, and then spit it into the bag that subdued the fish demon before.

The female exorcist breathed a sigh of relief, and now the job is finished.

However, Bu Dai, who was supposed to be motionless, suddenly struggled.

Feeling that something was wrong, the female exorcist threw the bag out in distress.

The cloth bag, which was originally the size of a palm, was constantly expanding, as if there was a wild boar inside.

Seeing that the cloth bag was about to burst, the female exorcist dragged Chen Xuanzang and ran outside.

The cave where Gao Laozhuang was located collapsed, and Zhu Gangman, who had become a prototype and escaped, was temporarily trapped, which gave Chen Xuanzang and the female exorcist a lot of time to escape.

The two came to a pool. Chen Xuanzang was worried that Zhu Gangli would catch up. The female exorcist comforted him and said that the pig demon was also injured and was safe for the time being.

Chen Xuanzang reacted, too?
When the female exorcist was fighting Zhu Gangguan, he hid behind the pillar most of the time, and he didn't see the appearance of the nine-toothed rake piercing the female exorcist's flesh.

"Are you OK?"

The female exorcist gritted her teeth: "It's okay, it's a trivial matter." She took off her clothes without hesitation, exposing the wound on her chest, and Chen Xuanzang turned his head away dumbfounded.

I'm a monk and I can't see anything.

In the world of Baolian Lantern, Monkey King who is teaching Chen Xiang martial arts has the same expression as Chen Xuanzang in the video.

At first, I was thinking that kissing the idiot was already hot enough, but it turned out that there was something even hotter.

The eyeballs rolled around, Sun Wukong left a clone to teach Chen Xiang, while he went to find Tang Seng in a somersault.

Although it is not the same world, but this does not prevent him from making fun of his stupid master!
"Help me treat the wound." The female exorcist looked at Chen Xuanzang who dared not turn her head, and said, "The exorcist doesn't care about trifles."

Chen Xuanzang tried not to look at some strange places, and looked at the face of the female exorcist blankly.

"Help me hold the acupuncture point."

Chen Xuanzang stretched out his hands tremblingly, and silently recited some Buddhist scriptures taught to him by his master.

Looking at the mother-in-law Chen Xuanzang, the female exorcist took his hand over and pressed it on the acupuncture points on her chest.

Chen Xuanzang turned his head to one side, changed the subject and said, "That pig demon just now is so powerful."

The female exorcist put the medicine on herself reluctantly: "Of course, he has the highest bounty here, don't you come to share a piece of it?"

"I'm not doing it for money, I'm just doing my part for the common people."

The female exorcist sneered: "It's up to you? Do you want to kill yourself?"

Chen Xuanzang replied: "I didn't think about it that much... The weapon you used just now is very powerful."

Chen Xuanzang, who is not Xiaobai, naturally knows that not many people will believe his exorcism without asking for anything in return, so he simply changed the subject again.

"Wuding Flying Ring, a magic weapon handed down in our family." The female exorcist said with some pride.

family history?Can Buddhism reproduce offspring?

In the world of Baolian Lantern, God Erlang kicked the roaring dog who didn't know what to laugh at, and Chen Xuanzang was not strong enough at this time to feel it. That one is exactly the same, as if it came from the same source.

Looking away from the Wuding Flying Ring, Chen Xuanzang looked at the female exorcist with a bleeding nose, nodded in admiration and said, "Wuding Flying Ring!"

"Are you injured?" The female exorcist looked at Chen Xuanzang strangely, remembering that when he just sucked the pig's mane, the hesitant Chen Xuanzang seemed to have indeed been hit by the pig's mane several times.

"Ah?" Chen Xuanzang didn't understand why he said that, he doesn't feel any pain now.

"You have a nosebleed!" the female exorcist reminded.

Chen Xuanzang wiped his nose embarrassingly: "A little internal injury, I'm Chen Xuanzang, may I ask Miss's name?"

Monks don't lie, but considering that even if the female exorcist in front of her is injured, she probably won't be out of breath after beating her. Chen Xuanzang comforted herself that she hadn't been shaved yet, so she wasn't a complete monk.

The world of the lotus lamp, the world of magic mobile phones, and other worlds of the Journey to the West series where the relationship between master and apprentice has been improved.

"Hahahaha good, master, you are really talented, internal injury? Hahahaha!"

The corners of Tang Seng's mouth twitched when he became a Buddha, he really wanted to give these monkeys big ears!
Looking at Chen Xuanzang with a smile, the female exorcist said, "My surname is Duan."

"Miss Duan, thank you for saving your life just now!" Chen Xuanzang saw that Miss Duan finally got dressed, heaved a sigh of relief, and thanked him.

Miss Duan looked at Chen Xuanzang: "Thank me?" Closing her eyes, Miss Duan stretched her face forward.

Chen Xuanzang didn't understand what this was for: "Miss Duan? Miss Duan?"

"A girl closes her eyes just to ask you to kiss her..." Ms. Duan's tone was a little helpless, complaining about Chen Xuanzang's stupidity.

But all the heavens and myriad worlds felt that it was outrageous, and they had only met twice, so this woman fell in love with Chen Xuanzang?Although a friend in adversity sees the truth, Chen Xuanzang didn't show any strengths in times of adversity, right?

Is this outrageous?

Chen Xuanzang's smile froze.

"Stop pretending, come on, come on." Ms. Duan even started to drag Chen Xuanzang to kiss her.

Chen Xuanzang was frightened, turned back, picked up his luggage and ran away, leaving Miss Duan staring blankly at his back.

"Xuanzang, are you happy?" In the downtown area, the fat monk looked at Chen Xuanzang with a smile.

Chen Xuanzang said calmly: "What's so cool?"

"You're picking up girls~"

Chen Xuanzang retorted: "Master, what are you talking about, how can I pick up girls?"

The fat monk changed the subject and asked, "What do you think about the relationship between men and women?"

Chen Xuanzang, who thought it was a test, replied without hesitation: "It's a small love between a man and a woman, and it has nothing to do with me. I want to practice for the great love of time."

The fat monk looked at Chen Xuanzang with a serious face, and picked up a piece of goose leg from the stall next to him: "Want to eat it?"

Chen Xuanzang looked at the tempting chicken legs: "I don't want to."

The fat monk started to eat. Chen Xuanzang looked at the fat monk and said, "Master, it's not good for you, it's against the rules."

"I don't have goose legs in my heart. It's okay to eat it. You want to eat it in your heart, but you say you don't want to eat it." The fat monk's eyes suddenly changed, and the mysterious side powerhouses in the world can feel the fat monk's body. The power of Buddhism from the upload: "It's just... a little bit."

Under the influence of this Buddhist power, Chen Xuanzang's temperament has also changed. Although the strength is far inferior to that of the fat monk, that pure power... the last time I saw it, it was still in Tiga, which was favored by children all over the world. light time.

However, Chen Xuanzang, who had begun to realize his epiphany, was suddenly interrupted.

"Why are you eating my goose legs? Have you paid me yet?" The butcher's wife rushed over and saw the fat monk holding her own goose legs and shouted, interrupting Chen Xuanzang, who was in the midst of an epiphany.

Even the fat monk was taken aback, chewed the unswallowed goose meat twice, and put the duck legs on the stall: "No money."

Journey to the West, on Lingshan Mountain, Maitreya Buddha was stared at by countless Arhats and Bodhisattvas and even Tathagata, but he couldn't keep his long-lasting smile.

Why is mine so shameless? It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten meat while teaching Chen Xuanzang to steal meat!How about... I will learn from him and sneak down to eat some meat?
When the proprietress heard the fat monk say that he had no money, she slapped the fat monk on the back of the head, sending his wig flying.

"No money?! How dare you not run without money?!"

Putting on the wig to cover up his bald head, the fat monk and Chen Xuanzang hid from the proprietress with a playful heart.

After a long time, the master and apprentice leaned against the wall to rest.

Seeing the caricature of him being beaten by the pig demon drawn by Master on the wall, Chen Xuanzang looked at the fat monk who was still panting: "Master, so you knew about the pig demon early in the morning?!"

He even knows how to pick up girls, why doesn't he know about the pig demon?
After taking a few breaths, the fat monk said: "This pig demon, whose original name is Zhu Ganglian, is as ugly as a pig."

In the world of Peppa Pig, the Peppa family was stunned when the fat monk called the pig ugly.

In another world, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger looked at the pink pig with tears in their eyes, but they didn't know how to comfort them.

Obviously quite cute.

"This pig demon is a lover. He is extremely infatuated with his wife, but his wife thinks he is ugly, commits adultery with a beautiful man, and conspires to beat him to death with a nine-tooth rake. Because of his love, he has turned into hatred, and the accumulated grievances have become demons. Kill all the women in the world who love beautiful men." The fat monk pointed to the part of the cartoon about the origin of the pig.

At this time, the world of Journey to the West and Conquering Demons has reached the timeline of the Chapter of Subduing Demons, and the master and apprentice are about to go to the Bhikkhu Kingdom.

When Zhu Bajie saw the fat monk's introduction to him, he rolled his eyes, "Old pig, I am obviously a beautiful boy in heaven and made a mistake, okay, and Cuilan is so good, so I didn't do such a thing to be sorry for me!"
Chen Xuanzang was thoughtful: "It turns out that he is also a pitiful person. Master, I can't do it in the face of such a powerful monster. How about you go out?"

Chen Xuanzang is very self-aware.

After thinking about it for a while, realizing that this was just a good excuse, the fat monk said: "Okay, but I'm very busy recently, and I have to deal with such powerful and deceiving monsters, you have to have the courage to find someone who is more powerful than monsters." The king of kings! He may teach you how to subdue demons!"

When Chen Xuanzang heard such a powerful title of King of Kings, he was a little confused: "Who is he?"

"It's the Monkey King who was suppressed by the Buddha for 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain!" said the fat monk.

When Chen Xuanzang heard the name, he said helplessly: "Sun Wukong? Master, he is just a legend, no one has ever found him!"

The fat monk waved his hand: "It's actually very simple. Go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and find an old temple. There is a Buddha statue in front of the temple. It is 250 feet high and [-] six feet wide. Monkey King is there!"

Chen Xuanzang couldn't believe it: "So easy?"

"It is 250 feet high and [-] feet wide, even the blind can see it!"

In the Marvel world, the blind lawyer Daredevil Matt opened his mouth, and there was nowhere to spit out.

(End of this chapter)