Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 33: Monkey King's Scheming
"The pig demon is hard to deal with, and it's even harder to deal with on the night of the full moon. Except for me... May I ask, who can bring it down?" Mr. Kongkong's voice was not loud, but he was still a powerful exorcist, so he naturally let everyone present You can hear his confident words.

Seeing the person who came, the exorcist in full costume, and Tian Canjiao were all taunting each other in what seemed like commercial flattery, but in fact they belittled each other. Who is the strongest.

"If you want to be number one, I'll give it to you. There's nothing good about being number one. Being number one is empty and lonely... you mere mortals won't understand..." Looking at the side because the flowers in Yihong Courtyard The aunt who paid too much and can only be hired with a small amount of money, Mr. Kong Kong said: "Keep a low profile, don't throw away the flowers."

Frowning, Aunt Sahua looked at Mr. Kong Kong: "Boss, didn't you tell us to keep throwing away?"

Mr. Kongkong looked at the aunt helplessly and speechlessly, and could only cough a few words to signal her to stop talking.

But in the final analysis, this aunt was just hired from a small mountain village, so how could she know the reason not to say something too plainly: "What does cough cough mean? Toss or not to throw?"

Being so angry that he coughed a few more times, Mr. Kongkong said bitterly: "Don't throw it away!"

"If you don't throw it away, you will be paid!"

Mr. Kong Kong pinched his thigh: "I know!" Looking at the two Tian Canjiao who were watching the excitement in front of them: "Don't get me wrong, I don't understand what she is talking about at all!"

Tiancanjiao laughed: "Why don't you take two steps by yourself?"

"I walk just like you guys, don't I? I, Mr. Kongkong, have my own style!" Mr. Kongkong's face was filled with arrogance.

However, the aunt directly replied: "You are not emptiness, but kidney deficiency. Your aunt, I have seen more men in my life than you. It is not wrong!" Behind the aunt, another aunt couldn't help laughing up.

Young Master Kongxu tremblingly pointed at Aunt Sahua, he was so angry that he was almost speechless: "Don't talk nonsense! I'm emptiness! It's not kidney deficiency! I have a kidney since I was a child... Oh no, I've been emptiness since I was a child. protected……"

"Enough!" Although the scene in front of him made the people of the heavens and the world somewhat laugh, but Chen Xuanzang had just experienced life and death, and he really couldn't see the three people with strong demon-subduing skills arguing over some insignificant things: " The pig demon is already powerful, but now that he is gone, it will be even more powerful on the night of the full moon! At that time, life will be ruined! Why don't you three directly unite and subdue the pig demon!"

"Who is this beggar?" Mr. Kong Kong calmly said something extremely offensive.

"I'm not a beggar, I'm also an exorcist, if we don't agree with each other..." Chen Xuanzang turned around and was about to leave.

Ms. Duan suddenly jumped out at this time to express her support for Chen Xuanzang, but her support did not bring Chen Xuanzang's amiability.

"Give me "Three Hundred Children's Songs"!"

Looking at the angry Chen Xuanzang, Ms. Duan said softly, "There are so many people, please save me..."

Chen Xuanzang still shouted: "Give me "Three Hundred Children's Songs"!"

Eye sockets gradually turned red, Miss Duan took out "Three Hundred Children's Songs" from her bosom, and tore it to pieces in front of Chen Xuanzang.

Excited by this scene, Chen Xuanzang raised his hand and was about to hit Ms. Duan. Ms. Duan stopped her friends and subordinates from trying to control Chen Xuanzang, and looked at Chen Xuanzang with red eyes: "Hit, you hit."

Chen Xuanzang looked at the crying eyes of the girl in front of him, calmed down, and put down his hands, but he was kicked by Ms. Duan a few times, yelling at him as a coward, useless, without her help, he would have died long ago, What an exorcist!

Chen Xuanzang, who just humiliated Miss Duan, got his retribution immediately, and he also lost face in front of everyone.

When she came to Mr. Kongkong, Miss Duan, who didn't know how to show the beauty of women's fragility, sat softly in Mr. Kongkong's arms.

Young Master Kong already liked women, which led to his lack of physical fitness. Looking at the dumbfounded Tian Canjiao, he felt secretly refreshed.

So what about kidney deficiency, to be handsome is to be embraced by beautiful women, you weird-looking people won't understand.

However, only people from all over the world who watched the video knew that Miss Duan was in the arms of Mr. Kongkong, but she kept looking at the departing Chen Xuanzang, and the sadness in her eyes touched many emotional people.

When Chen Xuanzang disappeared into the woods late at night, Miss Duan didn't care whether Mr. Kongkong asked her to drink or enjoy the sun, she stood up and left in the opposite direction.

As soon as the picture changed, Chen Xuanzang walked through the woods and walked on the high-altitude plank road. Neither the heavy rain nor the strong wind could stop his footsteps, and finally came to the bottom of a ruined temple in the wasteland.

However, looking around the ruined temple, Chen Xuanzang couldn't see where the huge Buddha statue was.

After washing his face with the water from the stone basin in the ruined temple, Chen Xuanzang saw the four characters engraved on the stone basin in the reflection in the water——mirror flower, water moon.

Seemingly realizing something, Chen Xuanzang sat cross-legged in front of the ruined temple, watching the turbulent wind and cloud, and closed his eyes.

But after a while, Chen Xuanzang opened his eyes, and the deserted lowland in front of him was covered by a large area of ​​water, and under the reflection of the water surface, the rocks in the distance looked like a lying Buddha statue.

After finding the ultimate goal, the rest is very simple. Thousands of miles of wind and rain have passed, but there are only a few dozen miles left. Chen Xuanzang spent a little effort to climb Wuzhishan.

In this desert, there is actually a pond with lotus leaves and lotus flowers on Wuzhi Mountain!

Chen Xuanzang carefully pushed aside the only white lotus in the lotus pond, and found that the lotus actually grew above the opening of a small hole. After thinking about it, Chen Xuanzang squeezed into the small hole. wide open area.

Just as Chen Xuanzang looked around in the dark with a lamp, a bald middle-aged man suddenly rushed out from the darkness, hugged Chen Xuanzang and almost kissed him.

After finally breaking free, Chen Xuanzang looked at the bald man and said, "I'm here to find Monkey King!"

"Me, me, me!" The bald middle-aged man pointed to himself and said, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, Monkey King, Monkey King!"

In the world of egg fried rice, David Wang, who has just participated in the perfect food competition and has become famous for pure white egg fried rice, doesn't understand why the Monkey King in the video looks so similar to him.

Not long after, some mysterious people took away David Wang who was going to make fried rice with eggs at home.

"It's finally here! After 500 years, it's finally here!" Sun Wukong seemed to be locked up in a small dark room for too long, and his mind was a little out of order.

Journey to the West, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, who was crushed so hard to move, was a little envious. Although there were few people who spoke for hundreds of years, the Monkey King in the video could have a small place to thump, but he was always pressed.

After finally calming the excited Monkey King, Chen Xuanzang didn't realize that Monkey King seemed to have known that he was coming, but asked Monkey King that his miserable appearance was more than a little different from the image of the legendary demon king.

Sun Wukong explained: "Ah, it is like this. 500 years ago, I was an inexperienced little Misun, and I had a little bit of trouble with the Buddha, and then the Buddha used the "Da Ri Tathagata Sutra" to put me I hit it down. I also realized my mistakes, so I locked myself here for 500 years, 500 years, and I never went out once! Here, seriously study the mysteries of the "Dainichi Tathagata Sutra" .”

"Look at me, the demonic nature in my body is completely gone now, even the appearance of a monster no longer exists, only the truth, goodness and beauty are left!" Monkey King stood up and said.

All the people in the world who knew about Sun Wukong realized that it was just a lie of Sun Wukong when Sun Wukong said that he locked himself up. He probably knew that Chen Xuanzang would come, and he was afraid that this Buddhist sect appointed to learn from the scriptures Man does not let himself out, so he deceives him.

And more importantly, it is what Sun Wukong said about "removing demon nature" and "truth, goodness and beauty".

Isn't this... the content in "Three Hundred Children's Songs"?

Monkey King has never been out, how does he know?

(End of this chapter)