Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 583 Happy Birthday Yesterday

After putting Jodo in, Doraemon took out the manual with ease, followed the instructions above, and activated the dialog box like a rice cooker.

It looks like a rice cooker, and it starts up like a rice cooker. It didn't take long for the dialog box to steam up and start shaking violently like an old-fashioned washing machine.

Not long after, as the chatter box vibrated more and more violently, huge steam spewed out from the gap in the chat box, followed by a loud sound, as if a pressure cooker had exploded, filling the entire room with a large amount of steam. And the violent noise made the whole wooden house tremble faintly.

Daxiong who reacted quickly stepped forward and fished Qiu Duo out of the dialogue box.

But compared to the bowling ball before, the current Qiu Duo looks like a chick hatched from the bowling ball, looking at Nobita with a pair of smart eyes.

"Ah~" Even a hunk like Fat Tiger was overwhelmed by Qiu Duo's cute appearance, showing an expression of wanting to touch him.

【"What does it mean to be cute?!" Zhu Xingbo crushed the cup in his hand: "This, this...was originally a silicon-based life, but it directly became a carbon-based life?!"

Beidou Xingsi on the side said: "It's not wrong...it has indeed become very cute, hasn't it?"

Zhu Xingtan had a strange face: "But... I... I thought before, is this something related to spiritual power, which can reverse the will, and being cute means not being so bad-mouthed. Think about letting Hikari find a way to create one for you to use."

Beidou Xingsi seemed to have heard something strange, and looked at the nonchalant Zhu Xing vigilantly: "Then I really thank you for affirming my verbal skills! But I think I'd better keep this stinky mouth. Well, in this way, we can better attract the enemy's attention during team battles."

"Hahaha," Hayata Susumu on the side smiled, "But it's a pity, it turned into a chicken, and I prefer kittens."

Xiang Xiushu joked: "Then you have to find the kitten that hatched from the egg first! It's common sense that cats are viviparous!"

Hayata Shin just wanted to tell Hikari to think of a way, but soon realized that a scientist like Hikari may be much busier than himself and others now, whether it is inspired by Doraemon's props or shocked Abandoning the previous scientific concepts, I should have no time to care about these things. I shrugged and continued to check the inventory while fishing with a few comrades. 】

【"Mr. Doraemon!" A random door suddenly opened, and a scientist came out from it: "Please give me the dialogue box!"

Doraemon looked at the scientist in bewilderment: "That... is there something wrong?"

"Of course there is!" The scientist said seriously: "Your dialog box has a huge technical loophole, which needs to be fixed immediately!"

Doraemon nodded seriously, took out the dialogue box from the four-dimensional pocket, and handed it to the scientist who appeared suddenly.

The scientist took the dialog box and put it on the ground, then took out a flashlight from his four-dimensional pocket, turned it on to illuminate the dialog box for a while, and then put it away again.

"Okay, the adjustment has been completed!" The scientist patted the half-person-high dialogue box: "Now this thing has been repaired!"

Nobita asked on behalf of the other two bewildered children, "What was repaired?"

The scientist smiled mysteriously: "Of course it's the operating mechanism! If you use this prop now and put Jodo in it, when it comes out, it won't be holding the half of the bowling ball shell!"

Daxiong suddenly realized: "Oh~ so it is like this! There will be no more eggshell-like parts, right?"

"No, no, no," the scientist shook his head, and suddenly talked about an unknown topic: "Actually, I should have come yesterday."

Doraemon was puzzled: "Yesterday? But yesterday we haven't started the inventory yet, is it still the part of Bamen Dunjia?"

"It's not what you said yesterday, but it's not important," the scientist returned to the other side of any door: "In short, if you use this on Jodo now, when it comes out, it will be a basketball as an eggshell! And playing basketball will awesome!"

Nobita, Doraemon, Xiao Fu, Fat Tiger, Miss Tour Guide: "???"

But after any door was closed, it disappeared immediately, leaving only the sentence "Because yesterday was Gege's birthday"...]

The four children watched Judo and discussed their names.

Doraemon dreamed of calling it Little Chicken, but Nobita felt that the name was too common, and planned to call Jodo, who kept beeping, beeping, beeping.

Then Qiu Duo stepped on his face: "The name you gave is too bad, isn't it? I didn't expect the taste of people on earth to be so bad, beep."

Jumping off Nobita's hand, Qiu Duo, who turned into a chicken, said: "Don't name people casually, beep, my name is Qiuduo, beep."

Daxiong hurriedly sat upright: "But the name Qiu Duo sounds a bit unpleasant? I think it's better to call it Bee Boo? It sounds cute and easy to get along with!"

"Your taste is really bad!" Jodo spread his wings and said, "I really can't understand the thoughts of lowly creatures like you, beep, anyway, you are slaves, beep."

Apparently, Beebo did get cuter when he entered the dialogue box, but that's the look, the mouth still stinks.

"I'm sorry," Doraemon said embarrassedly: "You can't change your personality..."

At this time, Qiu Duo just said, "Human beings are useless low-level creatures, beep", which made Xiaofu even more blunt. Qiu Duo said the most ruthless words with the cutest appearance, which made people even more angry. up.

"You all communicate well~" Doraemon persuaded.

Hearing this, Nobita directly copied Jodo, stared into its eyes and said, "Doraemon is right! Humans and robots should be friends! You want to arrest humans as slaves, isn't that true?" Isn't it strange!"

But Qiu Duo repeated his old trick and put his feet on Nobita's face: "Humans who are lower than robots should be our slaves, beep!"

Daxiong grabbed the foot that Judo stepped on his face with one hand: "That's not the case!"

Qiu Duo stretched out his other foot and stepped on Nobita's face: "Especially like Nobita, they are the most offline and useless beeps!"

"If you have the guts, say it again!" Qiu Duo broke free from the hands of Nobita who was so angry that he broke his defense, making Nobita want to pounce angrily.

As for what Qiu Duo said earlier, he attacked indiscriminately, Xiao Fu and Fat Tiger also joined in the pounce to catch Qiu Duo.

Such violent activities naturally caused quite a commotion.

Nobita's mother couldn't bear it anymore, she caught three people and one doraemon by herself, and threw them all outside the door: "If you want to be crazy, go out crazy for me!"

【"Hahahaha!" Megatron looked up to the sky and laughed, even though he is now a robot stick, he could only laugh while lying on the ground: "It's so funny! This mechanical utopia is so stupid that I think it's cute! Haha Ha ha!"

Bumblebee wanted to laugh, too, but the voice function hadn't been fixed yet, so Impossible kicked Megatron furiously, then spliced ​​the broadcast together on the radio and said, "You can do it! Talk about being stupid, but At least he has mastered the space jumping technology! Cybertron’s glory is gone, maybe he can’t beat this civilization!”

Megatron took a vicious look at Bumblebee. At this moment, he only felt that a proverb in the East of human beings was very appropriate-a tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by a dog!

And it just so happens that their Decepticons are in the east, and they have the translation of "Deceptor".

He, the leader of the Decepticons, is also a tiger, and now the situation is stronger than others, and he is indeed being bullied by the bumblebee, a small soldier.

"Hmph! So what if the technology is stronger?!" Megatron said: "Wars are not based on the level of technology! Just like the battle between us, the technology of your Autobots has always been inferior to our Decepticons? And We still have an absolute numerical advantage, but we have still fought against you for so many years and have not eliminated you!"

Optimus Prime was a little confused: "Megatron, are you... praising us?"

"You fart!" Megatron cursed: "I'm just stating objective facts! Teach you, my younger brother, who is older than human civilization, that tactics and will are sometimes more important than technology! In many civilizations, the weak win the strong. There are many cases!"

Optimus Prime nodded a little strangely: "This is indeed the truth...Bumblebee, you have to remember that you can't judge strength by technology. After all, if the mechanical ideal country is all that is shown so far, we can indeed easily defeat it. they."

"No matter how many times, I still want to ridicule," Megatron snorted coldly, and continued: "This Mechanic Utopia is really sad! It has a technology that is better than ours now, but it has such a low The racial talent of IQ does not have the advantage of silicon-based life at all! Their own life forms have been transformed into carbon-based, and in such a playful way, isn’t this worthy of vigilance?! They are glad that they are not in the same world as us, Otherwise, I will definitely let go of the grievances with you Autobots, and go to destroy this Mechanic Utopia first! Otherwise, it will be a shame to silicon-based life!"

Optimus Prime said: "Although I will definitely object to your idea of ​​destroying them, you are right. In a normal civilization, the vanguard sent out must be the elite of the civilization. It is necessary to be able to assess the situation, but Qiu Duo has personally experienced human technology, but he is not in a hurry to inform his mother planet not to invade, but to further use trash talk to spread hatred... If it is not facing a group of children like Nobita, then it is its own mother planet One of the chief culprits of destruction!"

"CPU wouldn't be so arrogant at normal point!" Megatron sneered, "It is estimated that this Jodo thinks what he sees is real, and thinks that human beings are at this level on the surface, just at the end of the twentieth century. Technology, it is not easy to destroy it? But it just can't think of it. The props that can transform itself into carbon-based life are just taken out by a child-rearing robot! Why don't you think this is a trap?! If I were it, I would definitely be hypocritical. , Find a way to stabilize humans, and then let the mother planet retreat quickly! After all, no matter what, on the surface it looks extremely weak, and humans who have the ability to step on interstellar navigation, who would have thought that they are so strong that they can’t see the upper limit at all!? Such an old coin civilization must stay far away!"

Optimus Prime frowned, looked at Megatron, but said nothing.

"What are you staring at me for?!" Megatron was a little uncomfortable being stared at by Optimus Prime. Full run.

Optimus Prime frowned: "I was thinking, Mechanic Utopia and Judor seem a little stupid... Do you think it's not that they are stupid, but they have been made stupid?"

Megatron shook his body: "You mean?!"

Optimus Prime nodded: "Since human beings in the future can set Nobita's age to ignore the magic of Doraemon, is it possible... Such a prop is actually just a tool of the same level as Doraemon's body?" The 'children's toys', the real props... modify the thinking of the entire universe, and even the entire timeline!"

Megatron thought for a while: "It's very possible... This makes sense, no matter how stupid ordinary civilization is, it won't be so stupid... But if humans forcibly lowered the intelligence of Mechanic Utopia, That makes sense! But... why? Why? In order to create a safe playground for Nobita, a human child, use such props for the entire universe and even multiple timelines?!"]

(End of this chapter)