Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 619 Is Deadpool in the car?

As soon as the scene changed, at a solemn funeral somewhere, the coffin that was being admired by everyone was suddenly lifted. After Deadpool sat up in it, he turned around and shot at the black suit who had no time to dodge.

After killing several important characters, Deadpool was not discouraged that the most important target was not hit. Instead, he ran towards the distance with a suitcase, trying to use the tombstones as cover.

But Deadpool just jumped high and shot the target in the back of the head.

Bullets flew from between the eyebrows, and the suitcase was slammed open, spilling a large amount of banknotes inside.

And these banknotes are flying, completing the switching of the screen.

In an underground nightclub, a pole stripper is dancing among banknotes, but when the lights switch, the original sexy stripper disappears, replaced by a deadpool wearing a battle uniform but wearing a golden wig on the pole .

The dancers, who knew they were tough from the outside, immediately started to take their guns.

But before they took out the guns they put under the table, Deadpool in high heels jumped in front of them and started the third killing in memory.

Immediately afterwards, Deadpool came to Osaka again. After saying in Japanese that he did not bargain, he started a bloody battle in the bathhouse with all the vicious members of the Yakuza.

【"As expected of a restricted class..." Looking at the plasma of severed limbs flying around when Deadpool killed someone, Brian covered his eyes with some disgust: "Is it true that you don't play mosaics at all? What if you scare children? "

Stuart folded his hands: "Come on, Brian, our "Family Guy" is not a good person, your fake appearance is really boring!"

"Hey! I'm talking about business!" Brian pointed at an unlucky guy who was teased by Deadpool: "Look, this guy even got his loincloth ripped off, so it's a mosaic at this time, but what about those bloody scenes? ?”

Stuart said: "Why do you care so much? Is it something you are worried about? I haven't seen any children give you bones!"

"I'm not a normal dog, I don't eat bones!" Brian argued.

Meg at the side took out a big bone out of nowhere: "Hey, Brian, hurry up and pick it up!"

Brian wanted to be tough, but he ran towards the thrown bone uncontrollably.

"Childish!" Brian yelled at Meg and Stuart after he took the bone back, "It's fine for Meg to make trouble, Stuart, why are you so naive!"

Meg's face was weird: "I always feel that your words are weird..."

"It's not that I'm naive, it's that you are so hypocritical!" Stuart said, "Every time you take stock, you will comment with a superior attitude, but in fact, your heart is not disdain at all, but jealousy!"

Looking at the guilty Brian, Stuart pointed to Pete who was secretly sad and said, "It's like that fat man who envies the unlucky bastard who lost his loincloth! But he is much more honest than you, and he is also more jealous than yourself. Stronger than others, but he showed it directly!"

"It's normal for me to be like this!" Brian said, "Who doesn't want to take stock! Especially as the protagonist, there are very generous rewards! Look at that Deadpool, he just has an immortal body and can communicate with the audience That's all, can't we do it too? But why weren't we selected?!"

Brian spread his hands and said solemnly: "And it's absolutely impossible because we are more restricted. The story of Deadpool is obviously not so dull. It's okay for him to come to us! But why not? Isn't it because you are not up-to-date? !"

"You blame me?!" Stuart looked at Brian in disbelief.

Brian said matter-of-factly: "Of course! We are one of the few animations that Disney's legal department has no choice but to choose to acquire. Such an excellent work. As one of the protagonists, you and I have had so many incredible experiences. Why? Wasn't selected by the inventory?! It's not because you don't live up to it, after all, I'm just the smartest dog, and I don't know how to make a time machine!"

Stuart squinted his eyes: "Very well, Brian, I know you are aggressive, but you did succeed! Just wait, we will definitely make an inventory, and then I will interrupt your mouth!"]

After solving a large number of Japanese poles, the screen switches again.

"My world tour finally brought me home," Deadpool explained as he killed somewhere in the chaos of an underground chemical processing plant. "Found someone special—Sergey Valli. Shnikov."

The camera locked on the escaped Sergey, and Deadpool continued: "But let's hold him down first, let's talk about your thoughts, if you are in the movie theater at this time, then you must think that it is better to let the child Put it at home, otherwise you will get old headaches when you are stimulated by the blood plasma and various restricted-rated images. But believe me, your child is either playing too high at home, or the nanny you hired is too high. "

"And believe it or not," Deadpool continues, "Deadpool 2 is really a family movie, absolutely. Doesn't every good family movie start with a gruesome murder? Such as "Bambi", "The Lion King", "Saw 7" and so on."

【"The first two are understandable, but what the hell is the last one?" Arthur Curry said blushingly while drinking Erguotou from the East.

Bruce Wayne frowned and looked at this alcohol-smelling teammate: "Have you seen it all?"

"I've only seen the first two," Arthur Curry replied after hiccupping, "but the last one... sounds like a horror movie? Is this a family movie?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Clark Kent said: "Others may be qualified to talk about horror movies, but we don't need to think so here, right? Fu, can you help us find resources? After reading the inventory, let's take a look at this A chainsaw horror."

Alfred nodded: "No problem, Master Kent, and although I haven't watched it, I do think that we shouldn't look like a horror movie, and without the halo of a horror movie, the story may indeed be Like Deadpool said, it's a family movie!"

"Well, please don't ignore me," Barry Allen said weakly from the side: "Although I am the fastest man, I am still a little scared..."

Arthur Curry on the side said with a smile: "So you are a little Puxi!"]

"Haha! That guy is on fire!" In the screen, a hapless guy was bathed in flames, screaming and rushing from one side of the screen to the other. Deadpool said cheerfully: "This is not a CG special effect, it is a real fire ! Closer to home, I believe everyone can understand that I kill bad people to make money, and the guy with the super long name in the picture can be said to be one of the worst people!"

Deadpool's narration ends with Sergey running inside the safe house and closing the thick alloy door behind him.

After solving the last unlucky guy, Deadpool put away his gun and came to the camera.

Just as he was about to say something, Deadpool saw the thick blood that covered the camera.

After moving a chair and wiping the camera, Deadpool said to Sergey who was nervously watching the monitor: "Safe house? Seriously? Can you come out by yourself? I'm in a hurry!"

Looking at the beeping watch on his wrist, Deadpool said distressedly: "I really have to go, today is my anniversary!"

But Sergey was unmoved, but directly called a large group of men.

Looking at the dozen or so men who were trembling on the other side of the laboratory where the corpses were strewn across the field, Deadpool spread his hands helplessly.

As soon as the screen turned, Deadpool was running in front, followed by a dozen gangsters who looked menacing.

"Duponde, drive quickly!" Deadpool shouted as hard as he could, but in the taxi at the end of the alley, the Indian driver closed the window and listened intently to the lecture on the car radio.

He swooped down and smashed the glass of the back seat, without any further reminder from Deadpool. The startled Dubender quickly stepped on the gas pedal, leading Deadpool to throw off those gangsters who were chasing him.

And those gangsters seemed to be afraid of Deadpool's combat power, for fear of making him anxious, they just shot into the sky, and did not move forward after chasing to the entrance of the alley.

"I think I might have pulled my pants!" said Dubender, driving the car.

Deadpool looked at the back seat where he was, and said to Dubender with a little apology: "Actually, I might have pulled it."

Dupont seems to have long been used to Deadpool's lack of focus, so he didn't bother with this: "Have you completed your mission?"

"No, but this guy can't live in the safe house all his life, right?" Deadpool said with itchy teeth.

Dubender laughed and said, "You're living the life of my dreams, Mr. Death!"

"It's been so smooth, Dubender," Deadpool said, "People talk about me like Jesus..."

Talking nonchalantly, Deadpool suddenly turned his head, looked at the camera on the seat next to him, and said to the audience: "The Passion of the Christ is the highest restricted rating at the North American box office, and I will be next... But It’s a different situation abroad, my first film was the number one box office in the world!”

["The anniversary seems to be in the near future." Vanessa said in Wade Wilson's ear.

Wade Wilson said with a smile: "I hope these unlucky guys won't hide. Of course, it's okay to hide. I can just tell my employer more money. I guess they won't mind paying me a little to find someone else. In the end, The most important thing is, I have to find a way to break through that guy’s safe house!”

"We can't really let him hide in the safe house until our anniversary!" Wade Wilson said: "Otherwise it will feel like getting on the tuba, and then someone else's husband comes back, even if he escapes from the balcony. Now, I feel very uncomfortable!"

Vanessa frowned: "Although I know you are just a strange metaphor, I am actually a little upset. After all, although you are ugly and love me very much, it is inevitable that some bitches will come to seduce you!"

"Baby, believe me, you are my one and only!" Wade Wilson said affectionately. 】

"I also want to live the life of my dreams, waiter." Dubender said with some extravagance: "But driving a taxi is not as sexy as you look like, I want to fill my..."

Before Dupont finished speaking, Deadpool stuck his head out from the back seat: "Make money to fill your wallet? Do you want something, like something strong?"

Deadpool struggled to crawl from the back seat to the co-pilot, and said with difficulty: "Tell me in detail, idiot!"

"I want to speak of my soul," said Dubender. "I want to fill my soul, and I want to belong, like you, Mr. Death!"

Deadpool looked at Du Pengde affectionately: "Xiao Du, you always surprise me. It turns out that your soul is so profound... We all need a sense of belonging. This is for sure. We all need a real feeling of home. ..."

"I want to be a professional killer." Before Deadpool could finish speaking, Dubender interrupted Deadpool, who was thinking crookedly.

Looking at the surprised Deadpool, Dupont explained: "Do you remember that I kidnapped Bandu and threatened him with violence?"

Deadpool nodded: "You almost killed him."

"Do you remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire"?" Dubonde continued to ask.

Deadpool shook his head: "I don't want to remember."

"When Tom Cruise gave blood to 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst for the first time..." Dubender recalled a very memorable episode: "She looked at his clean and handsome face Saying... 'I want more'..."

Deadpool looked away speechlessly, looking at the camera on the car window.

But Dubender continued, even more emotionally: "Ah! Mr. Dead, imagine me as 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!"

(End of this chapter)