Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 625 A Reformed Deadpool?
"Let me tell you what the biggest lie in the world is," said two middle-aged men sitting on the back of a pickup truck in an open space, and one of them was familiar to many people in the world. : "That's toilet paper."

Another person wondered: "Isn't it? The toilet paper is pretty clean?"

"Really?" The familiar man sneered, "Suppose you wake up tomorrow morning with fresh poop on your face..."

Such a strong-tasting assumption made the man's companion a little unbearable: "What are you talking about?!"

But the man just said: "What will you do, will you tear off some dry paper towels and wipe it off, and then go about your daily life?"

The two people who were concentrating on this topic did not notice that a few tens of meters behind them, there was a bright light in mid-air, and then something flew out of it, drawing long marks on the ground.

"What are you trying to say?" asked the companion.

The man said: "It's useless to wipe your face with paper towels. Your correct choice is to wash your face with soap and hot water instead of paper towels, right?"

"I see, you are deliberately trying to disgust me!" The companion complained, and neither the man nor the man noticed that the man from the future was walking towards them with a big gun.

The man said tirelessly, showing his real purpose: "Dry paper towels can't be wiped clean, which can be proved logically, so XXX brand wet wipes are the best choice, soft, moist, skin-friendly, and suitable for babies! "

【"Co-authoring this is an advertisement..." Mark Watney, who has been rescued from Mars and returned to Earth, looked at himself strangely speaking in the video: "Although this is a comedy movie, this advertisement is also Is it too blunt?"]

[Interstellar world, Cooper looked at Emilia on the side and said: "Isn't this your ex-boyfriend? The one who was counted by the shards of the heavens and is still on that ice and snow planet."

Emilia rolled her eyes: "Is it necessary to mention such a long-term matter? It's just that I really didn't expect that such a scumbag also has a peer."

"Compared to the same person, I think he is just the same actor," said Murphy, who has grown up a lot: "After all, he himself said that the world of Deadpool is a movie, and there are such blunt advertisements... ..."

Nodding his head, Murphy said: "So, this unlucky guy doesn't seem to be doing well in a higher world. He doesn't have many roles in our movie, and he died so badly. In Deadpool's movie It is estimated that there is only this part of the advertisement..."

"By the way, what happened to that guy on the ice planet?" Cooper asked.

Emilia frowned: "Uh... After the original inventory, we did send people to the wormhole... At that time, we also brought a satellite, which was placed in the synchronous orbit of the ice and snow planet. After awakening him from hibernation, he has been observing with satellites instead of interfering... He contacted us, but even if he was able to see the inventory later and gradually understood everything, we ignored him."

After a pause, Emilia said: "After all, what he did... you say it's a heinous crime... It doesn't feel like it, but it's definitely not a good person... Anyway, it's not a waste of resources, just let him live on his own Mie, his will to survive is really strong. Using the rewards given by the inventory, he formed a complete micro-ecological cycle system in the first year. With a self-sufficient food source, he just doesn’t know how long he can last in such a harsh environment. ..."]

"Year," the man from the future who looked very similar to Thanos threw the big gun directly into the bucket of their pickup truck. Seeing that the two didn't understand the meaning, the man asked in detail, "What year is this year?"

The man who was disgusted by his friend's poop question subconsciously said: "What kind of stupid question is this?"

What responded to him was the high-voltage current that the man casually shot with a small device, causing him, who had drunk a lot of beer, to fall to the ground on the spot and became incontinent.

The other man just wanted to admit his cowardice and answer, but he didn't expect that the man from the future didn't play his cards according to the routine at all, and sent him a high-voltage electric current, causing them both fell to the ground together.

Picking up their beers indifferently, although the man came from a relatively distant future, he still drove the pickup truck, which was relatively antique, and drove towards the city with ease.

Soon, the futurists who rushed to the city successfully ransacked a street supermarket, and took away the reliable Akka series rifle from the sturdy shopkeeper from the other side of the ocean.

【"Thanos is not a good guy anywhere!" Jackie Chan held his chin in one hand, and helped his father wipe the antiques without a trace of dust with the other: "If you really need anything, if you don't have the currency of this era, just borrow it." Okay!"

Xiaoyu on the side said: "Yes, yes, anyway, if you can go back to the past, doesn't that mean that you don't lack time at all? You can definitely find a way to make some money, and then go to stocks to become a rich man! Even if you really want to target that It's much easier for a boy named Russell!"

"It doesn't hurt to stand and talk one by one!" The old man reprimanded: "It's not that your wives and children are dead. In such a situation, you can keep calm instead of being incompetent and furious, which is already better than many people! Also, that It's not Thanos, it's just a peer of the same actor as Thanos!"

Jackie Chan said with a smile: "Oh, Dad, you are serious! I am essentially talking about Thanos, the one who kills a thousand swords! Good guy, he slaughtered half of the life in the universe. Compared with him, our Holy Lord who is fighting wits and courage , they all look like little loaches!"

"You are the little loach!" The stone carving on the side said, with a faint glow of fire all around him: "I am the demon of fire! If most of my power is not on me, Thanos can be destroyed by raising my hand!"

The old man took out a strange magic item, and while strengthening the seal on the stone carving of the Holy Lord, he said, "Come on, even if you have all eight of you together, you still can't defeat Thanos with six gems." In other words, Thanos is not in our world, and [-]% of them have already been killed by the strong in their world, so you have the courage to say that? Just like when Lu Bu died, everyone said that he could fight with him! "

Black put down the coffee in his hand: "Okay, why are you talking so much to a broken statue... By the way, Jackie Chan, how dare you criticize this future man? See you pay it back? In the end, we rely on finances to compensate others! You, what happens in the future, you should be careful to protect other people's things!"

Hearing this, Jackie Chan scratched his head in embarrassment: "It can't be controlled, I will definitely do it next time!"]

In Academy X, everything is quiet and peaceful, as if it is a university campus during the holidays, it is quiet and there are no people there.

Colossus was doing gymnastics on the lawn that might be useful for his steel body, Yukio and the short-haired girl were sitting at the dining table talking to each other, and Wade Wilson opened the refrigerator.

"That's not okay..." Wade Wilson looked at a can: "Tape is not your best friend for cooling aluminum."

After tearing off the tape with the words written on the aluminum can, Wade Wilson was talking to himself while sticking a label of another material on it.

"Who is he talking to?" Xue Xu asked while eating breakfast.

The short-haired girl looked up at Wade: "And why is he dressed like a registered criminal?"

"Can you be quiet, ladies and gentlemen? We have to talk about the diet plan for next month later!" Wade Wilson said to the two, "For example, when I look in the suggestion box, everyone says they hate lime juice Pickled fish. (Speaking of which strange thing)”

Putting down the phone, the short-haired girl said: "I'd better interrupt you, your acting skills are pretty clumsy, maybe you can fool the Colossus who is passing by us by pretending to be a good person, but you can't fool me."

"Don't talk too much, NTW." Colossus called the short-haired girl's code name.

Wade Wilson raised his hand: "No, no, no, let her say, it's okay, she has the right to doubt."

Slowly approaching the dining table, Wade Wilson said emotionally: "I have always been synonymous with pranks, so I understand your doubts. But I prefer to think that you really infected me, and I also hope that I infected you .”

In the quizzical eyes of the short-haired girl, Wade Wilson said, "For the first time in a long time, I like myself...I accept your apology."

The short-haired girl gave the smiling Xue Xu a speechless glance, and said to Wade Wilson, "I didn't apologize."

"I'm speaking to your heart." Wade Wilson said sincerely.

Colossus said gratifiedly from the side: "I'm proud of you, I know you won't get lost in the past, I know you won't let me down!"

"Thank you Colossus," Wade Wilson said. "I just want to be the best X-man in the world. No, it's X-man."

Looking at the short-haired girl who still looked disbelieving, and the colossus who looked relieved, Wade Wilson found a reason to escape.

However, before leaving, whether it was the low mouth about the title "X-Men" or the mouth shape of the short-haired girl without swearing at each other, it means that Colossus' "influence" has failed.

【"Wade Wilson will always be Deadpool!" Gang Li said angrily: "In other words, dogs can't change eating shit! Deadpool, I absolutely don't care if I can influence this bastard or not! I have to persuade the other one not to influence him!"

Scott Summers nodded: "This kind of guy is simply the naughtiest student in the class. He has no idea what he wants to do... The only thing he can predict is when he quiets down, like When he was a good boy, he didn't really become good, but he was holding back and wanted to make a big one!"

"Especially the one whose wife just died and whose mind is still not normal." Logan Howlott added.

Shaking his head, Charles Xavier said: "Forget about this for the time being, I still care more about Thanos' peers... Do you think it is possible that our universe and the universe where the Avengers live are actually bigger than we imagined? The ones are closer? After all, there has already been a peer, and maybe there are other peers, as well as other origins that we don’t know about.”

"But what if this is the case?" Eric Lanshere said, "If you talk about studying water droplets, we may be able to spend huge resources and energy to create something that exceeds our technological level, but if we travel through the universe ...we don't have a Tony Stark in our universe."

Logan Howlott on the side said: "But our universe has power no less than the Infinity Gem!"

Everyone present looked at Jean Gray at the same time.

"I...it's not me that's powerful, it's the Phoenix Force, so it's useless for you to look at me..." Jean Gray said: "And you don't really want to beat Wade Wilson, do you?" ?”

Charles Xavier said with a smile: "Of course not! What we value is the value of traveling through the world! After all, even in the current public opinion environment, the rights of mutants are being valued, but... it is always right to leave a way out, isn't it? The world is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Deadpool pretends to be influenced, but in fact he is still a crazy lunatic. He is fine, but what if the human beings in our world are also pretending?"]

　I haven't been to the sea yet... It's so stupid... I also like to eat seafood...

　　
　
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