Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 636 The strange way of death of X-Force

【"I really misunderstood you, weasel!" Wade Wilson said angrily, "I can't think of you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to confess so easily!"

Weasel said angrily: "Can you blame me? You can't! I'm not like you and I can't die. I'm even stronger than Xiaoqiang! What's more, even if I have the same ability as you, I'm still afraid of pain! Do you think I Why do you want to be a bartender?! It’s not because I’m not suitable for front-line life! Don’t you look at what a vicious guy he is! His dignity alone scares me to death! What’s more, he wants to beat me!”

"You gave in after beating you?!" Wade Wilson said loudly: "Don't think I don't know. When you go to those young ladies after get off work, just ask them to give you whips and candles. Don't feel sorry for you. !”

The Weasel became anxious when he heard this: "You, you, you! How can they be the same! One is for fun, the other is for torture, how can they be compared together?"

"And!" Weasel rolled his eyes and immediately began to shift the conflict: "I was caught and disappeared, and you didn't find out?! Okay! You keep saying that you are a good brother, but in the end you don't pay attention to me at all! Don’t care about me! After all, wasn’t the reason why I leaked the secret because I was kidnapped?! And the reason why I was kidnapped, wasn’t it because of you?!”

Wade Wilson suddenly had one head and two big ones: "Why did you throw the pot on my side again?! Did you make a mistake! Don't say such gay words in gays!"]

On a Chinook helicopter, Deadpool was ready and looked at the others who were preparing: "As a former X-Man..."

"Trainer." Hustle reminded.

He nodded: "Thank you for spoiling the fun... I have always been shocked by the blatant sexism in that group of people's names!"

"X-Men..." Deadpool tilted his head: "Does it have to be a man!? So we have to be gender neutral! So the name of our team is..."

Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest: "X-Force!"

Domino frowned and said bluntly: "Doesn't this smell like plagiarism?"

"Peter, I'm not asking for your opinion!" Deadpool said.

After applying facial lotion, Peter said in confusion: "Isn't that what I said?"

["You should understand that I didn't mean that..." Charles Xavier rubbed his sore temples: "Damn Deadpool, he always causes me some trouble..."

Hank McCoy sighed: "But he can't ignore this issue once he speaks out... You should be quite aware that some brain-dead politicians are creating various contradictions for some weird purposes, including Deadpool said this... No one mentioned it before, but after he said it, I am afraid that many people will make a fuss about such an insignificant issue..."

"Are you really going to succumb to the public opinion offensive of those idiots?" Logan Howlot looked in disbelief: "Seriously?"

Charles Xavier also had a sore face: "I don't want to... But the X-Men are the image representatives of my school of mutants... It's not whether I want to submit to their public opinion, but I don't submit... It is possible for the newly born mutant children who are biased by those public opinions to reject us because of their unclear understanding of this world... Think about it, there must still be some guys in this world who want to use mutants to do things , we can’t give these children to them..."

Logan Howlot took a long puff of the cigar constructed by Charles Xavier's spiritual power: "If you ask me, I won't change it! If they want to make trouble, they will make trouble! Have you ever seen a tiger roar when hunting? Only the weak can Bluffing! In my opinion, if you retreat, it will be a lifetime! It is most appropriate to not retreat an inch!"

"Little Wolf is right!" Eric Lensherr ignored Logan Howlot's murderous look: "Charles, I understand your idea of ​​​​wanting to attract more mutants, but you must first understand Well, people are different! It is true that if you succumb to those idiots who fight, you will be seen as a better person to get along with in the eyes of more people... But then what? You will only attract those who are Idiots who are brainwashed by the idea of ​​boxing! Even if I have not personally come into contact with these people, I know they are the kind of losers who fail to succeed but fail!"

Eric Lensherr said solemnly: "On the contrary, because you show favor to those who are boxing, those who are rational enough will think that you are weak and that it is difficult for you to achieve great things! So in fact, the thing is very simple. It depends on what you choose."

"Is it a group of idiots with a huge number who will naturally be eliminated by the fittest..." Eric Lanshere said quietly: "Or a group of normal people who are sensible and mature enough not to be led by the nose?" 】

The convoy reached the set position and the Chinook began to slowly descend.

Knowing that there was a battle coming, everyone started to get excited.

During Deadpool's pre-war speech, Peter asked with some concern: "By the way, have any of you ever worried about strong winds at high altitudes?"

"Don't be afraid of Gary!" Deadpool mispronounced his name again: "You are the one chosen by the supreme power!"

But Peter was not fooled: "First, you called me by the wrong name, and second, I want to go home!"

"I also want McDonald's pork chop burger with grilled sauce to be available all year round!" Deadpool said loudly: "But sometimes dreams don't come true! I have been in the special forces for ten years. Do you think that based on my experience, Will they stop you from jumping out of the plane just because of the strong wind?! You have no choice, bearded man!"

Then, Deadpool quickly whispered: "I'm just talking loudly to show off. I will never let anything happen to you, sweetheart."

["That was a McDonald's advertisement just now?" Tony Stark said vaguely while eating a Big Mac burger: "If it is, I really don't know what McDonald's thinks, letting Deadpool advertise... …Although we haven’t seen the first one, I think based on Deadpool’s style, these investors should understand that this is not a good advertising role.”

Shrugging, Bruce Banner said: "How do you know it was McDonald's who asked Deadpool to advertise? Maybe he went to the McDonald's boss with a knife and asked him to sign the contract?"

While eating Burger King, Tony Stark nodded: "If it were to happen to other people, this would be a very outrageous thing, but if it were to happen to Deadpool, it would not be surprising at all."]

["Just like you Gin-san," Shinpachi said: "As long as you wear the clothes that indicate you are Sakata Gintoki, even if you go to pee in front of the studio, you will think it is a normal operation!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Shinpachi with dead fish eyes: "I even know why you want to add the premise that I am wearing this clothes, because this is a live-action version, not an anime version, right? Then believe it or not, after it is completed, I’m going to pee in front of your house wearing this outfit?”

After imagining the shocking scene, Shinpachi shook his head: "Please don't do this, because you will really be arrested and jailed!"]

After comforting Peter, the only ordinary person, Deadpool motioned to the driver to open the Chinook's tail hatch.Standing in front of the tail hatch, Deadpool crossed his arms: "Jump! Jump! Jump!"

Several team members were unequivocal, including the invisible man, who also jumped out of the plane one after another. Peter, the slowest one, finally gritted his teeth and jumped out without letting Deadpool get kicked.

As the last person standing, Deadpool quickly caught up with several people by adjusting his diving posture after jumping off the plane.

After descending to the predetermined height, Deadpool took the lead in opening the parachute.

But nothing happened during the previous dive. After the parachute opened, the strong wind that Peter was worried about showed its power. No matter who it was, everyone was blown away from the original route by the strong wind after opening the parachute.

Being hung on a billboard by the side of the road, Deadpool cursed: "I'm a big mess! It's too bad!"

After searching the air, Deadpool quickly found several team members dancing like wild bees in the air on the left.

"Ah! Let me see these gorgeous bastards land!" Deadpool looked at several people expectantly, and soon saw the noise floating near him: "Good job!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, Hustle ran into a bus head-on.

The hard windshield was shattered, and the commotion ceased on the spot.

Deadpool didn't know whether he was dead or unconscious, but one thing was certain, he would definitely not be able to participate in the next battle.

Then, Deadpool turned his attention to the Broken Star in the distance.

But soon he discovered that there was a helicopter that had started in the direction of Broken Star!
Seeing that Broken Star was about to hit the rapidly rotating propeller, Deadpool quickly shouted to avoid it to the left.

But Broken Star's eyes were covered by his cool long hair, and he couldn't see the helicopter in front of him that was about to take off.

So, he was successfully whittled into some meat paste.

But judging from the green color of his meat sauce, he really might not be a boastful earthling, but an alien.

Deadpool said helplessly: "Well, it seems that you are not better than Earthlings in all aspects."

["He is really an alien!" Scott Summers looked surprised, then looked at Eric Lensher: "I thought your alien prevention plan was just an A gimmick that allows our country to sit down and have a good talk is just a step..."

Eric Lanshere also had a weird face: "I thought so before, after all, I have read a lot of Soviet archives, many so-called alien incidents, most of them were misunderstandings after the investigation, very A small part is caused by mutants, and there are no real cases of aliens at all, and you know the territory and sphere of influence of the Soviet Union, which shows that theoretically, there are no real cases of aliens in the world..."

"So I also feel that the so-called gathering of forces to jointly deal with possible aliens is just a step to let go of past grievances and conflicts." Eric Lensherr shook his head: "But now it seems , this move is still the right one. After all, what happened in another timeline can be understood as something we will encounter sooner or later... This is good, at least all these years of hard work are not just for an illusory pie, but It’s really possible to use it!”]

Cutting the parachute rope, Deadpool landed safely on the iron railing of the billboard: "The Obliterator! You are here!"

Looking at the lowering transparent figure, Deadpool murmured: "Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see!"

As if he was following his words, as soon as Deadpool finished speaking, the Vanisher hit the telephone pole and revealed his appearance in the bright electric sparks.

"No!" Deadpool felt like he was about to collapse, but he quickly cheered himself up and said, "It's not a big problem. In fact, four people are enough."

Then he saw Peter successfully land on the road next to him.

"Haha! Very good, this is the spirit of the X-Agents!" Deadpool looked excitedly at Peter who had unbuttoned his parachute: "Never underestimate a man with a mustache!"

Looking at Peter, who was even more excited than himself, Deadpool gave a thumbs up: "You are definitely a superhero!"

Then, the guy spitting acid also landed towards this side.

But his luck was very bad, and he was loaded directly into the tree cutting machine on the roadside.

Peter, who was right next to him, couldn't let it go and rushed forward to pull the acid man out.

But the tree cutting machine was not turned off at all. After a few exchanges with the Acid Man, Peter was successfully corroded by the large amount of acid spit out by the Acid Man under the stress. Half of his body was corroded. He fell to the ground seriously injured and appeared to be alive. Not long.

"Oh my God!" Deadpool collapsed again: "What are you doing!"

At this time, the acid man also took Peter's hand that was corroded by himself, and together they were completely crushed by the tree cutter.

(End of this chapter)