Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 64 The Fat Thor, the Dead Thor
Scott Lang stared blankly at the spaceship falling from the sky, and a blue female cyborg stepped down neatly.

"Hey, human." A raccoon stood at the entrance of the spaceship and asked Scott Lang, "Where's Big Green?"

Scott Lang replied blankly: "Um...in the kitchen?"

Although the captain has already said before that there will be alien comrades in arms...but really...it's too far from what I imagined, the aliens are so similar to humans?

"Hi, hello, this is so cool!" Scott Lang greeted Smurfs passing by.

However, Sister Lan just said to the communicator on the collar: "Rod, be careful when landing, there is a fool here."

Scott Lang smirked and watched Smurfly walk by, but the war machine that landed in front of him suddenly scared the Mexican taco out of his hand.

Looking at Scott Lang, who was taken aback by himself, War Machine smiled and said, "Hello, a normal-sized person."

Fortunately, Bruce Banner, who just came out, just did a lot. After handing Scott Lang a lunch, he and the little raccoon left the Avengers base in a spaceship.

The little raccoon held a Walkman that made Star-Lord feel familiar, and took the spaceship with Bruce Banner to a seaside. The sign on the roadside said "Welcome to New Asgard".

In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star-Lord has decided angrily at this time that he will kill that little raccoon when he sees him, steal his spaceship, and even steal his Walkman!In addition to the music taste is not bad, it is simply heinous!
In Asgard, Odin and Frigga looked at the street sign of New Asgard and exchanged glances. Of course they recognized that it was the place where Hela was sealed, so Asgard was still destroyed. Finally lingering here...

At this time, the second and third princesses of Asgard, Thor and Loki, are under the throne of Odin. As soon as Thor saw the so-called "New Asgard", he was going to talk to Odin frizzily. Ding and Frigga yelled a few words before being pulled down by Loki.

He could see clearly that the sadness in the eyes of the queen father and queen mother was not suitable for the silly brother to stimulate.

As Bruce Banner and a raccoon wobble into a seaside town in the wobble of a pickup truck, the residents along the way can even match up with the people of Asgard.

Looking at the huge kingdom of Asgard, after the twilight of the gods, there were only a few people who could form a small village, Odin closed his eyes in pain.

But soon he opened his single eye again and continued to watch the video.

"Compared with the Golden Palace and the Magic Hammer, this is really far behind." The little raccoon said looking at the unprosperous New Asgard village.

Bruce Banner jumped out of the car: "A little sympathy, they lost Asgard first, and then lost half of the people. They are actually very satisfied that they still have a home."

"You shouldn't be here!" A black girl familiar to Odin shouted behind Bruce Banner.

Bruce Banner turned his head and said happily: "Valkyrie! It's a pleasure to see you, Miss Cranky!"

Seeing Bruce Banner's big green and gentle appearance, the Valkyrie was a little stunned: "You are more pleasing to the eye than you are now, whether you are a beast or a human."

Bruce Banner laughed twice, pointed at the little raccoon and said, "This is Rocket, Rocket, this is Valkyrie."

The Valkyrie naturally knew the purpose of their visit: "He won't see you."

"Is it that bad?"

The Valkyrie was a little speechless: "Even we can only see him once a month, and that's when he comes out...to get supplies, that's the pile of beer."

Looking at the beer cans the size of gas tanks piled up in the corner not far away, Bruce Banner clicked his tongue a little.

But the two still want to see Thor anyway.

There was no answer to knocking on the door, anyway, the door was unlocked, so he simply entered Thor's house directly.

However, as a modified animal, Rocket smelled a rancid smell as soon as he came in, complaining, and Rocket called Thor.

"Are you here to fix the TV? There was no signal on this broken TV two weeks ago." As the sound of toilet flushing sounded, a blond man came out, without looking at the two of them, picked up a bottle of beer and blow.

"Thor?" Bruce Banner reminded aloud, but Thor, who turned around, really surprised Bruce Banner.

In fact, not only Bruce Banner in the video, but everyone who really knew Thor was taken aback.

The face is still the same, and the lightning power hidden in the body can be felt to some extent... But isn't he a muscular man! ?
In the Golden Palace at this time, Thor and Loki stared blankly at the big fat man on the screen.

"No!!!!!!" Thor yelled and knelt down. He was really dead now. Even if he thought about it with his precious hair, he knew that whether it was going to drink in a pub or fight on a battlefield in the future, whether it was Whether friend or foe, they will definitely ridicule him!
And Loki, who was standing next to him at the moment, tried his best to restrain the corners of his mouth that were crazily raised.

On the throne, Odin and Frigal laughed happily, even if they didn't expect Thor to become like this.

However, behind the laughter, the two of them also deeply understood that Thor must have experienced unimaginable pain to degenerate like this, but they also realized that their inner worries had been overwhelmed by the keen Luo Ji found that Thor had already appeared in the video just to cover it up now, maybe his reward could rewrite future tragedies?

"My God! It's great to see you!" In the video, after Thor turned around and saw Bruce Banner, he stepped forward and hugged him enthusiastically.

Looking at the rocket, he stepped forward and patted the rocket's head vigorously.

"It's not necessary, it's not necessary!" If it weren't for the old comrades + already being too miserable, Rocket really wanted to take out the portable folding particle cannon and shoot Thor.

"Thor! It's him! The man who called me an idiot!" After greeting Bruce Banner, the stone man on the side pointed to the screen.

Thor's face darkened when he heard this, he took the headset, and said into the headset: "Newbie Killer 69? Listen, I'm Thor, you quit the game now, or I'll fly to your house, Tear off your hand and stuff it in your large intestine!"

Hearing the cry of the child from the earphones, Thor said happily: "Yes, that's it, go to your father and cry, you little bastard!"

In Asgard, Frigga frowned and looked at Thor who died again: "My child, treating a child like this is not what a qualified god should do."

"Mother! Me!" Thor really wanted to cry, wishing he could rush to the screen and have a fight with himself.

In the video, Bruce Banner watched Thor even open the beer bottle cap with his own weapon, and asked with concern: "Friend, are you okay?"

"It's okay, don't I look good?" Thor replied indifferently: "What are you doing here, are you here to play with me?"

"We found a method that might be able to help us fix everything."

Thor drank wine heartlessly: "Fix the TV? It's really time for you to come, this thing hasn't worked very well for a few weeks!"

"It's Thanos," Bruce Banner replied.

Thor's smile no longer became colder, and the murderous look in his eyes showed his hatred for this "thanos".

"Don't mention that name." But soon, this hateful look turned into self-blame, looking at Bruce Banner and said.

Taking Thor's hand away, Bruce Banner said: "I know, that person may scare you, but..."

"Afraid? How could I be afraid, remember, I killed him! I chopped off his head with a storm axe!" Thor returned to that indifferent state.

Sitting on the sofa, Thor continued: "Maybe you think I'm just sitting here complaining about myself, but believe me, I'm fine, so no matter what proposals you have, we are not interested."

Bruce Banner looks at the self-deceiving Thor: "But we need you, friend."

"We have beer on our spaceship." Seeing the change in Thor's eyes, Rocket added.

"Snowflake or Harbin Beer? In short, don't be the King of Wheat!" Thor replied.

Ah~ my dear readers, now I would like to collect your opinions. The inventory of this topic is intended to end with Kamen Rider. Now I am more entangled. Shaping the powerful and terrifying beginning of Da Cuba), or the end of the Amazons of the web drama, when Qian Yi took his wife and began to elope until the end when he and Uncle Ren died in battle.What do you think?

A: Empty me

B: benevolent to the utmost

Let’s comment after A and B respectively. When I’m ready to write (currently I’m in the status of depositing manuscripts, I’ll let you know the deadline in advance when I’m almost finished writing the second-to-last one), just look at the number of comments as a trade-off. Of course, if the numbers are very close, I’ll take a closer look at what everyone said, if it’s really not working... I’ll just toss a coin~
(End of this chapter)