Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 654: Grandma Chen is as strong as an ox

The scene changed and the time came to a day after the Plum Blossom Thirteen incident.

On a street corner, an old lady was selling: "Oranges, oranges, fresh oranges, oranges that are sweeter than first love, if you don't buy them, they will be gone."

"Grandma, how do you sell these oranges?" A young man with his hands in his pockets passed by Grandma's stall.

Grandma said: "I'll break one for you first, and you can taste it to see if it's sweet or not."

The young man took the orange and tasted it, shook his head slightly and said, "It's not very sweet...how much does it cost per pound?"

Facing this young man who was not very satisfied with the oranges, but still planned to take care of his own business, the grandmother raised a smile and took out the price tag in front of her: "200 yuan per pound."

The young man was stunned and threw the orange that had been peeled off to her: "It's so expensive, I won't buy it."

But grandma just shook her hand, and the oranges in her hand flew to the scale next to her: "The oranges you just tasted are exactly one pound, 200 yuan, thank you."

The young man couldn't believe it and went to the scale to take a closer look and found that the pointer was indeed correct!
"Grandma, don't you know this is a robbery?" The young man looked at grandma speechlessly.

But as if she was humiliated, Grandma stood up with a gloomy expression.

Just when the young man thought he was going to yell at his grandma, she unexpectedly kicked over the basket he was holding oranges in, and fell to the ground in a desperate tone: "Oh, help! Someone is hitting the old man! What a sin!"

As grandma kept rolling on the ground and shouting loudly, more and more passers-by gathered around to watch.

Seeing more and more people starting to accuse him, the young man could only admit that he was unlucky and bought all the oranges his grandma had.

Looking arrogantly at the young man's leaving figure, the old lady put away the banknotes with a subtitle saying: "I made an extra 200 yuan today, so I can buy a toy for Xiaolong. If I buy half a roast chicken, he will definitely laugh. My eyes are gone."

[Looking at Granny Chen on the screen who was moving without any hindrance, Lu Xiaoqian said: "Mr. You, I have a bold idea."

"In response to your bold idea, our country has a complete set of civil laws, and even criminal laws if you need it." You Suowei said seriously.

Lu Xiaoqian waved his hands quickly: "Where are you thinking! I was thinking that there are indeed many troubles in society now. I was thinking, how about we create a company that specializes in producing and selling small cameras that can be carried with you? , after wearing it, you can record everything in real time, or go one step further, as long as there is a signal network, it will automatically upload it to the cloud. Even if the camera is damaged in an unexpected situation, you can still retrieve the video on the cloud!"

You Suowei nodded: "You want to solve the problem of porcelain by recording the truth, right? Even if there are some technical problems, they can be solved by integrating the supply chain, or simply asking for help from Sha Niu."

Looking at Lu Xiaoqian who nodded, You Suowei said: "But have you ever thought that the problem of porcelain frightens people, not because of the lack of truth. After all, the Skynet system is being rolled out, there are cameras everywhere, and smartphones have been around for a long time. With its popularity, everyone can take videos at any time, so there is actually no shortage of truth.”

"Then why are you not optimistic about my idea? Because people already have mobile phones, wouldn't they choose a small camera?" Lu Xiaoqian asked puzzledly: "But how do you know when to turn on the camera? The small camera I imagined can It keeps running after turning on the computer!"

You Suowei shook his head and said: "The core of the problem is not the truth, but...even if there is the truth, you can't do anything about the people who touch porcelain. After all, most of them are old people...do you understand what I mean?"

Lu Xiaoqian opened his mouth, but was quickly discouraged.

After thinking for a while, Lu Xiaoqian asked again: "By the way, what are you doing taking stock of this? The story about Plum Blossom Thirteen in the previous story can be understood as an introduction to the heroine. By the way, let's compare the level of assassins ranked more than 1 and assassins ranked 37th. But what are you doing now?"

"Of course it's for comparison," You Suowei said: "After all, if he doesn't show how weak he is at this moment, how can he compare how powerful the underestimated part of him is?"

Lu Xiaoqian nodded: "That's right. Come to think of it, he actually has a lot of untapped financial potential. After all, telekinesis is a very versatile superpower. He has more than 1 assassins and can fight against 37 Plum Blossom Thirteen." The score is [-] to [-], and we even took advantage by taking advantage of surprise."]

["Actually, if you don't consider that Granny Chen makes money by touching porcelain," Han Ziang said, "I still think it's just a touching story."

The corners of Liu Qi's mouth twitched and he said, "Grandpa, are you okay?"

Han Ziang pretended to teach Liu Qi a lesson and said: "Although the nature of touching porcelain is bad, she is buying toys for her grandson... It should be the village called Xiaolong, right? Of course, I am not saying that I agree, nor am I neutral. I am firmly against touching the porcelain. The porcelain would give birth to a child without a butthole! Mainly because buying toys for my grandson makes me feel a little bit..."

Looking at Liu Qi and little Han Duoduo with gentle eyes, Han Ziang said with some self-blame: "We were born in a not very good world. When you were children, the Wandering Earth Project started, and all kinds of materials must be given priority to the homeless. Project Earth, even though grandpa and I have worked hard over the years, I haven’t actually bought you any toys, nor have you eaten many good things.”

Liu Qi was stunned and turned away to look at the wall: "What's the point? If you can't bear this little thing, then you might as well commit suicide! Isn't it just that there are no toys? Isn't Duoduo just a toy?"

Little Han Duoduo, who was originally moved, was stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward with bared teeth and claws: "Liu Hukou! You are a toy!"]

In the video, after Grandma Chen left, a seemingly ordinary cardboard box in the alley next to her suddenly took on the appearance of Wu Liuqi.

The expression in JOJO appeared as if it was a joke, Wu Liuqi said: "You deserve to die!"

After saying that, Wu Liuqi quietly sneaked behind Grandma Chen in the shape of a cardboard box.But as soon as he got close to Grandma Chen, his slight footsteps attracted Grandma Chen's attention.

Quickly pretending to be an ordinary cardboard box, Wu Liuqi was worried that she would be discovered by Granny Chen who turned around.

Suddenly, Grandma Chen, whose expression became more and more solemn, stabbed the cardboard box hard with her cane, overturning the cardboard box that Wu Liuqi had disguised herself with.

After carefully checking the inside, Grandma Chen said calmly: "It's just a cardboard box..."

Just when Wu Liuqi thought he had gotten away with it, Grandma Chen's crutch poked Wu Liuqi again.

"What on earth does the damn old woman want to do?" Wu Liuqi did not dare to speak at this time and could only curse in his heart.

But the next moment, Grandma Chen jumped on Wu Liuqi's head and stamped on her crazily.

After stepping on the cardboard box until it was flat enough, Wu Liuqi turned his hand that formed the side wall of the cardboard box over.

Putting the folded carton into her bag, Grandma Chen wondered: "Why is this broken carton so heavy... It should be okay to sell it for five yuan."

Walking slowly, Grandma Chen said to herself: "It's almost time, let's go pick up my grandson from school."

["What is this? Died before leaving the army?" Emiya Shirou said while cooking: "Although the transformation technique is very magical, but just think about it, what do you think of a grandma who can touch porcelain? They are all people who will not let go of any small gains. It is really easy to turn into cardboard boxes and sell them as scraps... maybe they are the cardboard boxes that deceive the owner of the scrap shop..."

Matou Sakura said with a smile: "If Wu Liuqi can also become a heroic spirit, it will be very disappointing in the early stage. If there is no way to show his true strength, I am afraid he will be the weakest servant, right?"

Saber said: "Not necessarily, the battle is ever-changing. A little change and intelligence advantage are enough to change the situation of the battle. Although Wu Liuqi is not very strong in terms of hard power, some masters can easily defeat them without relying on their followers, but he is There are many magical props."

After a pause, Saber said: "Just like Doraemon, you never know what the props he will bring out later will do, such as the chicken that can carry people flying, who can know it Can you still go berserk and become a muscular chicken that can't break through your defense even with sharp blades?"

"Speaking of Shirou," Saber looked seriously at Shirou Emiya in the kitchen: "Will the muscle chicken be delicious?"

Tohsaka Rin looked at Saber helplessly on the side: "You... why do you love eating so much... If you just want to try to exercise muscles with a very low body fat rate, then I can help you get it. Or we can raise it ourselves, but if you want to eat a creature with a chicken head and a human body... I'm sorry, at least we haven't heard of this kind of creature in our world."

Saber said: "It's just a trained chicken. Please forgive me. In my time, there was no modern awareness of breeding, and the spices and cooking techniques were also quite limited, so I really like to experience the food of this era."

Nodding, Shirou Emiya said: "I understand. After all, you are from the famous food desert. Although your country is completely different from the current British Empire, I think they are similar in this aspect."

"Assassin..." Tohsaka Rin looked at Wu Liuqi in the video and said with emotion: "Although the Holy Grail War has passed for a long time, I don't know when it will start next... But if there is still a chance, I really want to Let’s try to summon Wu Liuqi... Even if we can’t win the Holy Grail War, it doesn’t matter. I just want to communicate with this interesting guy. Such an assassin must be fun, right?”

Matou Sakura said: "There shouldn't be anything we can do, right? After all, we don't have Wu Liuqi's sacred relics."

Tohsaka Rin nodded and said: "We don't have any items that he has come into contact with, but the definition of holy relics is more than that. Items related to the target person also count... But this is also theoretically. The Holy Grail last time There is no chance to try to summon existences from other worlds during the war, and the next time will be too far away... So it’s such a pity... There is no chance to test this idea!"

"The next Holy Grail War will take a long time, right?" Shirou Emiya said: "Waiting for so long, isn't it too bad to just summon an interesting and fun heroic spirit? Anyway, it is summoning characters from other worlds, so why not set a bigger goal? point."

Tohsaka Rin thought for a while: "Would it be too cheating if Ultraman could really be summoned?"

"Summoning Doraemon should be more cheating." Matou Sakura said.

Saber thought for a while: "If I were the master... I really want to summon the strongest chef! One who can fight and cook..."

"Speaking of which..." Shirou Emiya brought a plate of food and looked at Saber whose eyes suddenly widened warily: "I saw the news before that Einstein's manuscript was going to be auctioned... In theory, it is also a sacred relic. Bar?"

Tohsaka Rin shook his head: "Theoretically, this is true, but these great modern scientists should not be in the Hall of Heroes. The chance of being summoned is the same as the chance of summoning characters from other worlds, which is approximately zero."

"But..." Tohsaka Rin changed the topic: "If they can be summoned... they should be quite strong... If the summoned great scientists become heroic spirits... Tesla, the King of Thunder, Newton, the Mechanic, Quantum The god Schrödinger, the relative overlord Einstein..."

Saber looked confused: "What are you talking about? Why have you never heard of it?"

"It's nothing, just listen to their cold jokes that you don't understand." Matou Sakura explained.

Emiya Shirou nodded: "We are just discussing something of little significance... Having said that, this Granny Chen is not simple... After all, it seems that the transformation technique rarely follows the conservation of mass. She put the cardboard box with one hand I picked it up and put it into an ordinary plastic bag, but it just felt a little heavy..."

"In addition to Grandma Chen, the little flying chicken is also the same," Tohsaka Rin nodded: "The chicken that looks too small for fried chicken can actually become such a big muscular chicken! It seems that it is not only Wu Liuqi has hidden strength!"]

(End of this chapter)