Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 665 He Dachun (Let’s update it separately, there will be another chapter later)
The scene turned, and on a sunny beach, two beauties in bikinis were playing with a speedy chicken, tossing it around like a balloon.

"What's wrong?" The black-haired beauty asked curiously as the brown-haired beauty suddenly covered her chest.

The brown-haired beauty said embarrassedly: "I always feel like someone is looking at me with a leering look."

Looking up at the coconut tree that brought a bit of shade, the black-haired girl said, "There's no one there? Are you overthinking it?"

The brown-haired beauty thought for a moment, then stopped caring and continued to stroke the feathers of the speedy little flying chicken.

However, what they didn't know was that a coconut suddenly had the facial features of Wu Liuqi.

After looking around to make sure no one was staring at him, Wu Liuqi showed a smile that every man knows: "Hey hey hey, the scenery here is pretty good!"

"Aqi, don't just look at the beauties!" Ji Dabao's voice came from the earphones that became part of the coconut after the transformation: "A yacht is docking. Check to see if it's the target!"

["This is the current situation of the chief..." Manzhu Shahua covered her mouth and looked at Wu Liuqi who looked like a pig in the video with a smile.

Chiya grinned: "Shame on you!"

"Oh my, what's so embarrassing~" Manzhu Shahua said: "It's obviously become more interesting! It used to look like a piece of wood, how fun is it now?"

Chi Ya glanced at Manzhu Shahua: "Why, he has become lustful, and you have a chance? Aren't you afraid that he will be too lustful and everyone will see it?"

"Then I will kill the women he has seen," Manzhu Shahua said easily: "For example, that Plum Blossom Thirteen... I just don't know how Qingfeng will react?"

Chiya said: "Qingfeng just sent news that Plum Blossom Thirteen is no longer his disciple, but if you really believe it, I have some doubts about whether you are worthy of being a shadow assassin!"

"Of course I don't believe it, but that doesn't stop me from doing it for real!" Manzhu Shahua said nonchalantly.

Shaking his head, Chi Ya said: "Sure enough, you women are all a little bit sick! I, Chi Ya, am a big demon that everyone is afraid of, but I don't do anything as extreme as you!"

On the other side, Wu Liuqi scratched his head in embarrassment.

Coke said with a cold look on his face: "You are too perverted! I have decided that when I go to the toilet to take a shower or something, I must first stab everything around me with a knife!"

Looking at Plum Blossom Thirteen who also looked at Wu Liuqi with a look of disgust, looking at Wu Liuqi with garbage eyes, Prince Stego adjusted his glasses: "Wu Liuqi, can I get some more props for your transformation? I plan to Let’s study how to identify disguises. If we do this, the profit of the developed gadget will be [-]% to [-]%.”

"Thirty-seven points?" Wu Liuqi asked, "Why is it only [-]%?"

Prince Sturt was silent for a moment: "Seventy percent is ours."

"Wow! Then why don't you go grab it!" Wu Liuqi said in shock.

Prince Sturt adjusted his glasses again: "Listen to me. First of all, this kind of props should be unique to you, right? You don't plan to mass-produce it, right? In fact, the precautions that will arise in society next , is actually just a short-term anxiety. In other words, if you want to make money from this, you can only seize the short period of time recently when people think you may be peeping. This also means that after we really make the product, In fact, we won’t sell many, but the research and development costs are not low. Please understand, if we want to recover the capital, we must make high profits.”

Wu Liuqi thought for a while: "Okay, anyway, we are just providing some Gaiba eggs that can be used as materials, and [-]% of the profit will be [-]% of the profit..."

Prince Sturt nodded and hid his eyes under his glasses.

It's easy for fools to fool you. Even if it is only sold for a period of time, the amount is still a lot!

We do need to consider R&D costs... But Sturt is the world's number one in technology, and this thing is not more high-tech than an antimatter engine. The R&D costs may not even be as high as the final logistics costs!
Great, now you can make a lot of money for your small coffers! 】

Hearing Ji Dabao's reminder, Wu Liuqi stretched out his hand that had also turned into a coconut, strangely took out the telescope hidden somewhere from behind, and looked at the beach in the distance.

Seeing Ji Dabao's back and Wang Feng and Little Boobs playing around, Wu Liuqi quickly adjusted his angle and found the short fat man who had just stepped off the yacht with "I am a rich man" written on his face. .

Taking out the photos, Wu Liuqi always felt something was wrong when confirming the mission target.

After all, the short fat man in the telescope looked rebellious.

But the Humpty Dumpty in the photo...

She was shy, a little embarrassed, and a little embarrassed and uncomfortable. She wore nothing on her upper body, and the down on her chest almost reached her chin.

In short, this is a photo that Humpty Dumpty was forced to take after what happened.

"If you see my husband and a bitch appear..." In Wu Liuqi's memory, a woman who was much burlier than the short and fat man stretched out her scissor hands and closed them suddenly, and there was even a click sound. , the woman gritted her teeth and said, "Do you understand what I mean?"

Looking at the large stack of banknotes in Ji Dabao's hand next to him, Wu Liuqi's eyes became determined: "I promise to eradicate the root cause!"

["This... remove the root..." Like all the men in the world, Dagu couldn't help but cross his legs: "It can't be literal..."

After Lina and Camilla looked at each other, they said in unison: "I think it should be, after all... that was her husband, how could she really kill her so cruelly? The most important thing is to let him take care of himself. ah."

Dagu swallowed his saliva: "Yes... yes... after all, he is a husband... there should still be the necessary affection..." "It's hard to say," Lina said: "After all, there is such a thing as affection, It depends on the situation. If you look at Wu Liuqi’s mission goal, it is obviously too much! He will be eradicated. If he only made a small mistake, the mission is probably just a small lesson. But..."

As Lina clicked her tongue, Camilla said: "So Dagu, with such a lesson learned from the past, you will definitely not do something wrong, right? After all... ordinary people can only have one, and you have both. Two already..."

"Of course!" Dagu said quickly: "But let me correct you! What I have is Lina, and what Diga's body has is you! This is different!"

Camila said disdainfully: "What's the use of saying this? Your two consciousnesses have been merged. Now we are the same person, aren't there two? I'll make it clear! I was too stupid 3000 million years ago, and now I won’t be as love-minded as I was back then! If you dare to get involved with other women besides me and Lina again!”

Lina continued: "Anyway, we already have children... I believe no one would abduct and sell Ultraman's children without foresight, so... you really have to consider the risk of being eradicated by us!"

Dagu was sweating profusely: "Ah hahaha, let's not talk about these heavy topics! Why not talk about inventory again! Wu Liuqi is so fun!"

"Speaking of Wu Liuqi..." Camilla said: "I have to say that his magical transformation...can turn into some daily things...come to peek at the beauty...Dago, Diga was 3000 million years ago He is a famous mage with so many skills that we can’t even count them. Tell me... have you ever tried to turn into an ordinary person and look at beautiful women openly and openly behind our backs?”

Dagu jumped up on the spot: "No! Absolutely not! I am not such a bad person! Only Xincheng can do it!"

In the victory team's command room, Xincheng, who was still laughing and telling the new team members about his legendary experience, couldn't help but sneeze.

"That's weird, the air conditioner isn't on?" Xincheng wondered. 】

Holding up her hat, the strong woman said, "Also, can you find a better place to receive guests?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the plastic food stall chair under the woman was shattered under the load.

Returning to reality from his memories, after switching between the photos and the telescope several times, Wu Liuqi said happily: "It seems that it is really him. Why won't he get rich this time?"

Using the binoculars to continue observing the short, fat man and the voluptuous beauty behind him, Wu Liuqi smiled proudly.

But laughing and laughing, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Looking at the flat-headed man in the telescope blocking the surging beauty, Wu Liuqi muttered: "How come there is a pentagonal man? Get out of the way, Ninniu Wufang!"

Just when Wu Liuqi was looking at the flat-headed man with a pentagonal face who was looking around warily, a sickle for harvesting coconuts was stretched out behind his back.

The sharp sickle passed by, and Wu Liuqi began to fall on the spot, and was caught by a thin man: "This coconut is so heavy, there must be a lot of water!"

After saying that, he slashed the coconut with the other knife in his hand. It was obvious that he really wanted to drink coconut milk.

But the coconut in his hand was not a real coconut, but a transformed one from Wu Liuqi. Cutting it off like this, of course made Wu Liuqi change back to his original shape.

The coconut in his hand disappeared. The thin man stretched his neck and looked around, then looked at Wu Liuqi who had a knife on his head: "Hey, have you seen my coconut?"

"No." Wu Liuqi replied.

The thin man and the fat man next to him narrowed their eyes and immediately wanted to push Wu Liuqi down: "I think you stole our coconuts!"

Wu Liuqi, whose neck was chained, saw that the mission target was about to go far away. When he thought about the cost of so many missions, he immediately became anxious: "I don't have time to play with you!"

After kicking the fat man in front of him down, Wu Liuqi took out the ever-changing Gaiba egg, turned into a crab, and chased towards the distant mission target.

["Why doesn't he turn into a chair?" Quagmire said in confusion while holding a beer.

Cleveland thought for a moment: "Yes, wouldn't it be more convenient to turn into a chair? If you need anything, you can immediately turn back into a human, and then you can continue the mission. If you turn into a coconut, there is a risk of being eaten."

Qiao nodded: "Although I am a policeman, I have to say that Wu Liuqi is unprofessional as an assassin! The ever-changing Gaiba egg is so magical, but it seems that every time he uses it, he becomes a joke. Encountered By the time of the Thirteenth Plum Blossom, I turned into a small stone and almost got pissed on by a dog. When I assassinated Grandma Chen, after turning into a cardboard box, I probably almost broke my bones. When I turned into a paper plane, I hit a tree directly and became When he was a carp, he was almost eaten... Didn't he really realize that if he transformed, it would be better not to become something that would attract people's attention? Even if he turned into a big stone, it would be great! It's just a matter of throwing stones. , and you won’t play games with rocks weighing dozens of kilograms!”

Quagmire took a sip of beer and said nonchalantly: "I don't care about that. I only know that if I could turn into anything, I would like to turn into a chair! Any chair will do, and then I can have beautiful women delivered to my door!" "

Thinking of something, Quagmire said: "But there are risks. For example, I must not become a fire station speed skate, and I must be careful not to let a bastard with hemorrhoids sit on my face!" ]

In the video, the man with pentagonal hair who was originally following the short and fat man suddenly stopped.

After carefully checking the surrounding environment, he immediately locked onto a crab next to his feet.

Without any hesitation, the pentagonal man kicked the crab away on the spot.

The screen freezes and the introductory subtitles show: Bodyguard——He Dachun!

Watching the unlucky crab enter the water and turn into a plastic duck, Wu Liuqi showed a proud smile under the water boardwalk: "I have already guessed that turning into a crab will not work!"

The next moment, the pentagonal man's head broke through the wooden plank of the plank road, staring at Wu Liuqi on the water.

(End of this chapter)