Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 852 Pete: Fast and More (28)

After Master Yoda died, Chris first took his credit card like a beast, ordered some things he liked, and then came to his spaceship in despair.

The Cleveland robot was maintaining the spacecraft. Chris said emotionally: "I can't believe that Master Yoda died like this."

"Yoda will always be with you, Luke." A thin old man who spoke fluently came over in the form of a spirit body.

When Cleveland saw the thin old man's translucent body, he jumped up in fright and ran away in Snoopy style: "There's a ghost!"

"Obi-Wan!" Compared to Cleveland's panic, Chris was much calmer: "Why didn't you tell me that Vader is my father?!"

Obi-Wan did not answer, but said with expectation in his eyes: "Why don't you tell me that you have a new pair of hands? Let me try out how your new hands feel!"

Chris seemed to hear another sentence from Obi-Wan's mouth: "Kevin is my father. Does this mean that I can easily be corrupted by the power of darkness?"

"Seriously," Obi-Wan said, which also had nothing to do with what Chris said: "Try trying to pull a carrot with your hands."

Chris, who was not talking on the same channel, said: "Obi-Wan, Yoda said there is another person named Skywalker?"

"Indeed," Obi-Wan spoke to Chris on the same channel this time: "Luke, you have a sister."

Seeing Obi-Wan sitting aside, Chris sat next to Obi-Wan: "Sister? Who is she?"

"Who the hell else could it be?" Obi-Wan said unabashedly: "Who is the only woman in the entire Star Wars universe?"

Chris thought for a moment: "Princess Leia?"

Such a serious topic was very short-lived. After telling Chris who his sister was, Obi-Wan said: "Hey, I have an idea. How about making a prank? It's to go and poop in Yoda's small toilet." Make others think he has a huge poop!"

After saying that, Obi-Wan and Chris laughed together.

["Uh...I would never do that, Master Yoda..." Luke's hands even had nowhere to place them.

Another prank suggested by Obi-Wan was so outrageous that Princess Leia forgot about being Luke's sister and just kept imagining Obi-Wan's tiny body. , what kind of social death would it be if you were misunderstood and took a huge shit.

Generally speaking, people think that social death can only happen while they are alive. Princess Leia knows that the stupid things some people do when they are young are enough to cause social death.

But she just discovered today that it seems that people can die again after they die. 】

["Commonly known as... people have no peace after death..." Zhu Biao said with some embarrassment.

What he had learned in his previous life was beyond his imagination that a person could be so humiliated after death.

Perhaps such and even stranger things have happened in some corners of history, but so far, Zhu Biao does feel that it has opened his eyes.

Zhu Biao felt that his eyes were opened, and Zhu Yuanzhang also felt that his eyes were opened: "Hahaha! Okay! Give me a pillow if you feel sleepy!"

"Father, what are you thinking about?" Zhu Biao couldn't help but ask.

Zhu Yuanzhang clapped his hands: "Of course it's the old beast Hu Weiyong!"

"Ah? Isn't he dead?" Zhu Biao was stunned.

Nodding, Zhu Yuanzhang said: "He is dead, and he is still itching to death. His case has not been settled yet, and there are still people being caught and killed! So why did he die so easily?"

Zhu Biao couldn't help but curse in his heart: "Didn't Hu Weiyong be tickled to death...is this called easy?"

"We are inspired now!" Zhu Yuanzhang Longyan said happily: "All the nine members of Hu Weiyong's family died together, but there are still people who remember him! It will definitely not have any impact on him to pull a big lump into the pit, but we can improve his reputation. It stinks! For example, he is quite good at old women, for example, he is quite good at being insulted by tough men... Tsk, Tsk, Biao'er, we, the father, will play first... Ahem, use this sword of public opinion, wait until we use it well I’ll teach you personally!”

Zhu Biao could only say in a dumbfounded voice: "I obey the order!"]

[Shaking his head, Yoda said: "Okay, now take it back...Luke, Leia, you are indeed brother and sister. So..."

Having said this, Yoda couldn't help but think of something Deadpool mentioned casually during Deadpool's previous inventory: "So...do you...have..."

Luke and Leia both blushed and said nothing.

Obi-Wan and Yoda looked at each other, both frowning.

Is this because they dare not admit it, or are young people thin-skinned?

But this is not important. Yoda looked at Obi-Wan with an even weirder look: "Although we have known each other for many years, I don't think you, Obi-Wan, are an evil person, and the nature of the Force is not evil, but... Obi-Wan, honestly... how similar are your peers to you?"

Obi-Wan's face darkened: "I was a girl killer when I was young, how could I like a little boy? Yoda, don't make such a joke!"

Yoda narrowed his eyes and glanced at Obi-Wan and Luke, who was still bowing his head and blushing: "I don't know anything else... I only know that my force power can theoretically allow me to return to my spiritual body after death. Communicate with living people in the form of... If a certain old Deng and a certain young Deng want to play a prank... I believe that my force will not let me down..."

Luke was stunned when he came back to his senses, and said quickly: "Don't worry, Master Yoda, I will never poop in your toilet!"

Yoda and Obi-Wan's faces darkened: "Damn it, the influence of the House of Beasts is too great, it's already affecting Luke's brain!"]

In the starry sky, unlike the Empire's huge spaceship, Peter, Louise and others were having a meeting.

There is only one theme for this meeting, which is that the Death Star is being built, and the Emperor happens to be on the Death Star. If we attack now, we may be able to accomplish the two goals of destroying the Death Star and killing the Emperor.

Chris arrived after a variation of this universe in which a Jewish man was given the task of executing the Suicide Squad against his will.

From Luke's expression, Louise noticed that Chris seemed to have something to say, but Luke didn't want to say it at this time. After Louise pressed several times, she had to say that Peter had created an online employment website. .

An animation of Pete's personal advertisement was immediately inserted.

There are no special effects in this animation, which is Pete's personal monologue.

It's just that in this universe, Pete's name is Han, and the website he created is called "Han Work Network". The English pronunciation is very similar to "Craft Work", so that after introducing his website, Pete also knew the introduction of his website. It's a bit too easy to be harmonized, and even those who watch the advertisement are asked not to make any public announcements...

Because his neighbors don’t know he’s doing this yet and don’t want to be misunderstood.

In preparation for the expedition, Peter warned the Jew not to let a scratch appear on his beloved spaceship.

After all, this spaceship named Millennium Falcon is not ordinary. He used this spaceship to pick up many girls back then.

The inserted animation memory appeared again. This time the scene seemed to be the earth. Pete drove a spaceship that was too huge compared to ordinary vehicles and squeezed out the cars parked on the street until he stopped at the waiting area. Next to a car of girls at the green light: "Hey, beauties~" Rolling down the car (boat?) window, Pete smiled and said: "Does anyone want to go for a walk on the Kesel Trail~"

A girl sitting in the car couldn't help but ask: "It sounds good, but doesn't it only last twelve seconds?"

Pete glanced at the other beauties in the convertible, which was undoubtedly overloaded: "Don't worry, there's enough time!"

[Han Solo felt that his hand strength should have exceeded the limit. He may have never been so strong in his life.

The drink, which was so big that the bottle was so sturdy that it was smashed by him, said: "Slander! This is slander!"

But everyone in the interstellar bar, all intelligent creatures regardless of gender, were all snickering, and some even couldn't hold it in for a few seconds and started laughing.

Han Solo was furious and immediately wanted to draw his gun.

But security in this bar is very tight, and anyone who comes must store their guns and other items first.

It's better now. Han Solo, who was laughed at, only regretted that he didn't know the Force. Otherwise, if he could, he would really want to kill all the guys who laughed at him!

But this is impossible!

What's more, killing them won't change anything. After all, this is an inventory of the entire multiverse! Is it possible to kill the entire universe? !

Originally, when Han Solo discovered that his transformation was Pete, he felt something was wrong. Especially when Obi-Wan and Chris actually wanted to prank Yoda like that, they worried whether the beastly Pete would still be a beast. Ruin your own reputation.

Now it's okay, everything is solid...

And it's even worse than Yoda. Yoda will only be laughed at for some shit-peeing problems, and his impact on life will be limited.

But I am different!

The dignity of a man has been severely stigmatized!

How could I only have twelve seconds!

No, this guy Pete, twelve seconds is enough to play with several girls, and the average is less than two seconds!

But after thinking about it, Solo was keenly aware that although Peter was fast, his frequency was high!

In a sense, that...

No, no, no, this is very weak! 】

["Hahahaha! Biao'er, do you know what I'm going to do?" Zhu Yuanzhang said with laughter.

The corner of Zhu Biao's mouth twitched: "Hu Weiyong, he will bleed early...early...early, or...don't lift..."

"Hahaha! That's right!" Zhu Yuanzhang laughed so hard that tears almost came out: "We have decided that when the sword of public opinion is formed in the future, we will describe every corrupt official as such a useless person! This is also the case It makes sense, after all, which one of these corrupt officials is not a group of wives and concubines? Then we will talk about these corrupt officials, because they have stopped playing every night! They are really the scum of men! Hahaha !”]

[Magneto suddenly thought of something, came to his son, and asked quietly: "Pietro, tell me, have you ever been in love?"

"We talked about it, what happened?" Pietro asked puzzledly.

Magneto put his finger in front of his mouth and asked Pietro to whisper: "It's just... your speed is very fast... so fast that you are actually deliberately slowing down to match those of us with normal speed... and then... ...First of all, I am your father, I am not trying to laugh at you, but I am caring about you."

After a pause, Magneto looked around, and after finding that no one was paying attention to him, he continued: "That's it... you... will be very fast..."

Pietro looked at Magneto in horror: "You! You are my biological father!"

Magneto sighed and patted Pietro: "My dear son, daddy won't laugh at you. Really, after all, your mutant ability is like this. After all, your time can't be calculated like ordinary people... So do you know the others?" Speedster, preferably a woman?"

On the other side, Professor X’s mouth twitched.

Do you want to remind them...

In fact, everyone is now in the chat room I built with my mental power...]

On the Death Star, the Emperor was in front of the window of his room, looking at the starry sky and planet in front of him.

Suddenly, there was a sound of opening and closing the door, and Dumpling Vader was about to come in after the announcement.

The emperor swore directly and quickly released lightning with his hands, hastily ionizing the surrounding air and changing the original smell of the air.

When Dumpling Vida came over, he sniffed the surroundings strangely: "What does it smell like?"

"It's nothing, you were just electrocuting my robe." The emperor said without changing his expression.

Without thinking much, Dumpling Vader said: "Your Majesty, I am here to report to you that we have detected that some rebels are rapidly gathering near the planet Salas. I think they are going to attack here."

"Are you sure there are no loopholes like last time on the Death Star this time?" the emperor asked.

Dumpling Vida nodded and said, "Of course, I won't make the same mistake twice!"

"Then destroy them all for me!" The emperor clenched his fists.

[Palpatine couldn't help it anymore. The force caused violent lightning to dance around him: "Ah! Die! Die!"

I thought that my self-cultivation and city were so deep, even if ordinary people wanted to attack my heart, they would not succeed.

But now, Palpatine understands that his character is far from enough in front of those real beasts!

Like now!

"Tarkin! Tarkin!" Palpatine roared: "And Vader! Especially you! Vader!"

Tarkin and Vader looked at each other and said in unison: "Your Majesty, I am here."

"My order! The highest order!" Palpatine gasped: "Once we can travel through the multiverse, once we can go to the multiverse of the beasts! The emperor's highest order! It is to seize this despicable and abominable person. The same person!"

Palpatine was so angry that he was trembling all over: "It doesn't matter whether he is my peer, as long as he is this person... whether he is in our peer universe or the beasts' own normal universe! Catch him! Catch him!" Come to me!”

"No matter how many there are, I won't hesitate!" Palpatine clenched his fists tightly: "It doesn't matter how many universes I can go to catch him, bring them all to me! I will personally bring them all Kill them to death!”]

(End of this chapter)