don't mess with that turtle

In September in the North, heavy snow has already fallen, and the Hump Mountain turned white overnight.

Outside the entrance of the Camelback Mountain cave, a Xuanwu remained motionless, letting the heavy snow cover him.

Su He didn't stay in the cave for too long, and my father-in-law really didn't have much time.

Ji Feixue must have many questions to ask her sane father-in-law, and Su He really has no vision if she stays in it any longer.

If you are curious, just wait until your father-in-law disappears, then close the door and ask your wife.

Ji Feixue had a cold temperament and did not like to reveal other people's secrets. In later generations, she never revealed any information to Su He.

However, fairies these days always have a few special times every day, and it is difficult to hide secrets in front of Su He.

The autumn wind is bleak, the waning moon is reflected on the white snow, and the leaves are drifting, but there are still tenacious ones who hang on the treetops and refuse to let go, looking even more lonely in the wind and snow.

Su He's consciousness sank into his aperture, looking at the fairy gate that was constantly shining with starlight.

The starlight falling into the consciousness has circulated throughout the body with the movement of spiritual consciousness and true energy, and penetrated into the inner world bit by bit.

When the stars enter the inner world, they do not hang in the starry sky and add a bit of dazzle to the starry sky. Instead, they fall on the earth and sink into the rivers.

Some turn into vegetation, animals, or swimming fish, shrimps and crabs.

It adds a strong touch to the vitality of Su Henei's world.

At the same time as these starlights turned into living beings, a touch of reality emerged in Su He's inner world!

This is a very wonderful feeling. In the inner world, there were mountains and seas, and there were many creatures.

But it is a place that provides Su He with the power of the world. It is essentially no different from Su He's flesh and blood and acupoints.

At this moment, the starlight escapes, but it makes the world inside Su He have a sense of reality, as if this place is really about to turn into a real world.

Even the power of the world that was born was slightly different.

The difference is that Su He can't clearly perceive it yet. More stars need to be gathered, but it should be positive.

Su He gathered the newly condensed power of the world on his paws, scratched forward, and there was a friction sound, and the space was torn apart by him.

Su He tilted his head and looked at the crack, but after a moment he shook his head and smoothed the space.

He didn't see any difference. He could tear apart the space easily with his physical body alone without relying on other powers.

The quantity is still too small, and the changes in the inner world are not enough to cause qualitative changes. It takes time to accumulate.

When the snow fell, the beautiful woman in the cave walked out silently, her expression slightly gloomy. Su He turned around and turned into a human body again. He walked forward without saying a word. Just hold her.

Ji Feixue buried her head on his shoulder and remained silent for a long time.

Su He hugged her gently and laughed for a long time: "Let's go home!"

"Okay!" Ji Feixue's voice was cold, but she seemed to have found support and her mood had calmed down a lot.

This was next to Su He. If he were next to others, he would never be as depressed as before. When the sky fell, it would only be a piece of frost and coldness.

There was no more leisurely travel on the way back. My wife was probably not in the mood to travel at the moment.

Su He raised his leg and kicked the space into pieces, pulling her back to Yunmengze.

It was raining heavily on Yunmengze. As soon as I came out, I saw two resentful faces in the pouring rain.

For the first time, the toad's pipe was wetted by the rain - its pipe could still be lit even under the sea.

The rainwater flowed down the frog's body and wet his eyes.

The fox looked even more miserable than it already was, its flaming red hair was soaked through, and it forced a heartbroken expression, but its eyes showed a stubborn expression that refused to cry.

Su He raised his hand to say hello, but the toad turned and walked away, giving him a lonely figure. The fox followed it, its tail hanging on the ground, dragging in the muddy water.

"You... don't need to comfort me, I will get better on my own..." Toad's lonely voice was filled with stubbornness.

Su He obeyed and nodded: "Cuihua, you know me. I have never had the habit of coaxing anyone except my wife."

At most, Yaya is included. She is a daughter and cannot be compared. Cuihua is not included in this list.

The toad suddenly became furious, turned around and jumped towards Su He: "I'll bite you to death, you little turtle grandson!"

Su He ducked, but the toad was already hanging on his wings, biting its feathers and being swung in the air by Su He.

"Come down!"

"Hmm..." Toad couldn't speak clearly.

"If you don't come down, I'll roast a frog for you."

The toad bit even more vigorously: "If it's too big, I might as well fight it off."

If Su He hadn't had a close connection with it, he wouldn't have been able to understand what it was saying, "In the worst case, he'll be resurrected."

One person and one frog making trouble.

Ji Feixue stood on the water, with the corners of her mouth slightly curved. In fact, sometimes it is more lively and feels pretty good.

The fox stood beside her, looking at the man and the frog with a little envy. It is passively bound to Ji Feixue, although the soul beast and its master have a good understanding from the moment they establish a relationship.

But it is not that close to Ji Feixue and rarely interacts with it. At most, they just help each other improve their cultivation.

The fox blinked and looked at the frog sister who was playing with her master, and felt something strange on her head. When she looked up, she saw Ji Feixue holding up an umbrella at some point and holding half of the umbrella on it.

The fox was startled, then overjoyed. Just when I didn't know how to rejoice, I heard another voice coming from over there.

Su He: "By the way, let me tell you something. I handed over all my treasures to my wife. From now on, I will share half of your treasures."

Then came Toad's shocked voice: "Why should I divide you? Besides, you don't refine weapons or elixirs, so what do you want treasures for?"

Su He's laughter came: "Give it to my wife! What a coincidence, isn't it? My wife is the best alchemist and weapon master in the world!"

The air was silent for a moment, and then the toad's angry voice burst out: "I'll bite you to death! Did I give you a wife, and there is no more treasure, and you still want to come to me to share half of it?"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Thief Sun! Die!"

boom!

With a loud noise, the entire Yunmengze exploded. But the fish and shrimp inside were not damaged, they were just confused and at a loss.

Ji Feixue laughed out loud.

Su He was stunned and seemed to have heard wrongly. After being together for such a long time, I have heard more seductive singing and whispering many times, but I have never heard Ji Feixue's laughter.

In this era, Ji Feixue seems to be unable to smile.

Long lost voice.

Su He and Toad turned around at the same time.

The toad lay all over his head, biting his ear, while Su He pulled the toad's legs, trying to tear them off and torture them like a frog.

The two of them looked at Ji Feixue with strange postures. Ji Feixue lowered her head slightly, but laughed again.

She was used to being cold, but at this moment, Su He and Cuihua were playing like naughty children, which did not make her unhappy. Instead, she felt a sense of comfort in her heart.

Maybe this is life?

Su He was overjoyed and threw the toad into Yunmeng Ze. In a flash, he landed next to Ji Feixue. He picked her up and happily spun her around on the water.

The umbrella fell on the swamp and drifted with the water. The fox glared at Su He dissatisfiedly and ran up to put the umbrella away.

Su He just looked at the beautiful woman in his arms and laughed loudly: "Haha! My wife is indeed the most beautiful in the world when she smiles!"

Concubine Ji's snowy face was covered with red clouds.

The fox curled his lips angrily: "Hey! What do you mean, my Ji Feixue is not the most beautiful in the world if she doesn't smile?"

It didn't mean to cause trouble, but it had lived for hundreds of years. Although it spent 80% of its time as a fox alone in the Netherworld, it had seen many fairies.

When it was still wandering around the world, many fairies had the idea of ​​taking it back and turning it into a soul beast.

The fox has met countless people in his life, but he has never seen anyone whose appearance can surpass Ji Feixue's.

Su He laughed and said, "How is that possible? My wife is the best in the world, whether she is quiet or smiling."

Ji Feixue snorted: "What a mouthful!" and forced herself out of his arms.

She didn't mind being hugged by Su He, even if she could be hugged all day and all night, she wouldn't get tired of it, but there were foxes and toads next to her, and this tortoise actually didn't show any signs of shyness.

Su He smiled.

Ji Feixue had already pointed her finger, and the temporary cave abode fell back into place.

The big trees were swaying in the wind and rain, and the swings were swinging.

When he saw the cave, Toad remembered something and jumped to his feet: "Guitie, after you left, Grandma and Grandpa came, and they also brought Lord Chu and Master Ma."

It spoke, handed over the prescription left by Master Ma, and at the same time conveyed Master Ma's message.

No loss, I want to move.

"What do you think? When are you going?"

Su He smiled and shook his head: "The Buddha Realm has no time to trouble the Non-destructive Realm now, and others will not dare to take action in a short period of time. I will remove the remaining poison from my wife's body first."

Things have their own priorities, and other things are naturally not that important compared to Ji Feixue.

If the non-destructive community is really pushed to the limit, how can they leave just after leaving a message? They must try their best to find Su He and move immediately.

At this moment, I just had a premonition of crisis.

It is not difficult to move without harming the world. First, take care of your own wife to avoid long nights and nightmares and accidents.

Ji Feixue's body was filled with Yuan's power, which did not allow Su He to relax.

Concubine Ji felt a hint of fear rise again in the coldness of the snow. Her eyes fell on the prescription in Su He's hand, and even more red clouds rose.

She is an alchemist, and she knows the value of this elixir just by looking at it. This is not the point. No matter how high the value is, she and Su He can afford it.

But the effect of the elixir... Su He could not wait to pester her all day long. If they take the elixir again, the cave door will be opened today, and if they go in, they may never have a chance to come out again.

The turtle would never leave until a great solar eclipse.

She snorted softly, put away the pill recipe, and turned around to enter the pill room.

Changed place? No need for a swing? The toad was puzzled, and then looked at each other in confusion. On a rainy day, do they have to hide out again?

Su He was not so cruel. Su He... released a flying boat and raised an eyebrow at the toad: "Cuihua! The newly acquired treasure, help me check and run it in."

This is Toad's favorite job.

Cuihua cheered, jumped up and landed on the fox. The fox stepped on all fours and landed on the boat with it.

"Let's go! Go to the core cabin. This is a Buddhist flying boat. Take a look at the Buddhist sacrificial techniques. I have never flown such a luxurious flying boat before. Lord Frog is going to sleep here today."

It spoke, urging the fox forward. But as soon as the fox took a step, the boat turned on its own without any wind. Before they could drive it, it shot out like an arrow from the string and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

From the sky, the angry voice of the toad came: "Turtle boy! You will not die well!!"

In order to drive them away, even tactics were used!

"I curse you. I curse Bai Ling and Su Huanian for knowing what you are doing! I will make you kneel on the washboard when you get back!"

The voice trembled and disappeared into the horizon.

Su He didn't care. He fluttered his wings, shook off the rainwater, and pushed the door open to enter the cave.

Pushed but not pushed.

"what?"

He didn't believe it anymore and pushed hard, and the door opened with a sound.

Ji Feixue was handling the herbs and raised her eyebrows: "What are you doing?"

This guy was so rude. She closed the door and couldn't push it open at once, shielding the inside and outside. Wasn't she just telling him that she had something serious to do?

They didn't need the medicinal herbs, but Master Ma's method of handling the medicinal herbs was refreshing to her, and she couldn't help but want to try it.

Su He turned around and closed the door of the alchemy room. A stream of water locked the door, preventing anyone from peeping or entering.

He walked towards Ji Feixue and chuckled: "Daughter-in-law, did my father-in-law say bad things about me?"

This is a man's sixth sense.

Ji Feixue glanced at him, chuckled, and said, "Yes! He told me that if you dare to act recklessly... it's not bad to be a widow."

Su He: "...what's going on?"

My father-in-law's idea is a bit dangerous. Besides, how can he have four? He only has three, and he is satisfied with these three.

My father-in-law is too talented. He has one concubine and four concubines. It is still unclear whether he has seventy-two beauties. I despise him!

Su He stepped forward, gently hugged Ji Feixue from behind, held her hand, put his chin on her shoulder, and said seriously: "Daughter-in-law, don't listen to his nonsense! If you have a husband-in-law, then in this world, except for the husband-in-law, there is no one else." Any man’s words are no longer worthy of trust, not even a father or a son.”

Ji Feixue chuckled. For some reason today, she recovered from the heaviness and started laughing more often.

"Have you ever lied to me?" Ji Feixue's voice was cold and she looked into her eyes seriously.

Su He thought for a while and then said: "I will never lie to you!"

He didn't tell any lies. He was still pursuing Ji Feixue. He didn't tell any lies. He didn't lie about Bai Yin Bai Ling and Su Huanian.

A cheated wife will not last long.

Ji Feixue's cold eyes revealed a bit of satisfaction. He still wanted to speak, but his lips were already pursed by Su He.

A message came into his mind: "Daughter-in-law, I was in a hurry all the way, and I haven't healed my wounds for several days. Then the Buddha's power won't counterattack and breed, right?"

Ji Feixue's face turned red and she pushed him away. The Buddha's power has no roots in her body, how can it counterattack and breed?

She said she was sexually promiscuous when she wanted to, so how could she have the nerve to blame it on her?

Ji Feixue pushed but didn't push. Instead, he led her down onto the water bed.

……

Seven hundred and thirty thousand years later, he appeared in this world.

An emperor in billowing dragon robes stood in the sky. The fairy sword in his hand was thrown into the sky, and turned into a bolt of thunder that fell from the sky and hit the enemy directly.

Thirty miles away in mid-air, a small dragon turtle as big as a millstone roared and transformed into a little fairy in red. She raised her hand to the sky and grabbed the thunder.

The unruly thunder was tamed in her hands like a little snake in an instant.

The little fairy raised her hand and flicked it, and the thunder turned into a sword light, which shot towards the emperor and passed through his chest.

The Divine Dragon of Luck above the Emperor's head let out a mournful cry, but was bitten by the Divine Turtle of Luck that swam out of the void. It shook its head back and forth and tore off half of the flesh and blood with a loud sound.

The divine dragon of luck screamed, and the dragon's blood flowed out.

The emperor's eyes were full of evil, he raised his hand, grabbed a dragon spear, and drove it towards the little fairy.

But before they could reach her, the little fairy's body flashed and turned into a ray of red light and crashed towards her. In her hand, a golden hammer three sizes larger than hers was rounded and struck down.

There was a muffled sound, and the emperor crashed down from the sky, crashing into the earth like a meteorite. The person had already disappeared on the ground, and then there was a muffled sound on the ground, and the shock wave swayed in all directions.

I saw the Divine Dragon of Luck above my head, suddenly froze in the air, and then scattered like pieces of flying ashes.

The battlefield fell silent for a moment, then there was the sound of drums, followed closely by the roar of the mountains.

"King! King!"

"City Lord! City Lord!"

The calls of the city lord and the king were mixed together in a messy mess, but it did not reduce the momentum, but made it more barbaric.

Yaya's horizontal hammer stood in the sky, her blood-red cloak behind her was blown by the strong wind. With a domineering look on her face, she raised her hand and pointed at the imperial city in the distance, and her voice spread in all directions: "Kill! Break the city today, reward the three armies, and the warriors who get there first, even Promoted to the third level!"

The sergeant below even exploded, howling and heading towards the imperial city.

Farther away, outside the imperial city, there was a Qintian prison occupying a large mountain. The monks took advantage of the formation to resist, but a sloppy old man riding a camel summoned a fairy sword and slashed it in the air, breaking the formation.

Then the old Taoist threw his bracelet into the sky. On the entire Qintian Prison, stars fell like rain in an instant, and meteorites fell in groups.

The little fairy in the sky did not move anymore, standing in the sky like an emperor lording over the earth. Watching the fighting in all directions, expressionless.

This war did not last long and ended in just three or four hours.

The little fairy in red then raised her hands to all directions and spoke: "All the soldiers have worked hard. At the end of this battle, we will give a big reward to the three armies! The Staff Department will count the casualties and draw up pensions. All armies entering the city must not disturb the people."

"Here!" the sergeants below responded in unison. But after that, some people called her the city lord, and some called her the king. It seemed that the names for Yaya were not unified.

Yaya turned around, flew towards the rear of the army, and landed in the tent.

Inside the big tent, Green Snake was wearing armor and put down what he was doing. Yaya is just a little fool who leads the charge.

The Chinese Army Tent is the real headquarters. Both Xuanzhen Laodao and Su Huanian are here, but they are vaguely headed by Green Snake. Even Ge Laodao, who had just broken through the Qintian Prison, has also flown back.

Ge Laodao burst into laughter as soon as he entered the tent. Halfway through his laughter, he saw Taoist Xuanzhen looking at him strangely, and his laughter suddenly got stuck in his throat. Then he restrained his impudence and bowed to Taoist Xuanzhen in a polite manner: "Xu Shou has met the master master."

After returning to Wangshan's generation, Ge Laodao was forced into the mountain, so he became a virtual generation, and his Taoist name was Xu Shou.

Taoist Xuanzhen flicked his fly whisk and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Since you and my uncle and nephew are ministers in the same palace, it is natural that we should be colleagues. Master, uncle, and nephew are the titles that will be given to those who return to the mountain after becoming famous in the future."

Ge Laodao was still a little nervous.

The main reason is that in the past few decades, my horizons have opened up, and I don't dare to be as presumptuous as before. In the decades since I returned to Guiwang Mountain, I have seen more things than in the previous thousand years at Qingyuanmen.

The world is vast, and the understanding of Taoist Xuanzhen is also increasing day by day.

He used to think that he was a thousand years old and the Supreme Elder of the Qingyuan Sect, and he was still an old-timer outside.

When I arrived at Guiwang Mountain, I realized that if I didn’t even live long, wouldn’t I be a teenager?

Especially this legendary leader, if you get to know him casually, you will only admire him - blind worship.

Ge Laodao didn't dare to be rude, so he quietly hid aside and stopped talking.

What he hates the most is the confinement of etiquette. In the past, he was free and easy at Qingyuan Gate, and no one could restrain him. But at Guiwang Mountain... the people beating the drums at the door were all Xuan people, and he couldn't afford to offend him.

Although his vision is broad and his skills are superb, there is an extra layer of constraints. However, the master has promised that as long as he assists Yaya to ascend to the throne of God, he will no longer restrict him. He will be allowed to roam around, drink wine and eat meat, and will never sleep in a beggar's nest. Ask again.

Thinking of this, Ge Laodao couldn't help but ask Yaya: "Little guy, have you heard the title of the sergeant outside? When are you going to call yourself king?"

Even if you don't claim the title of emperor, you have conquered a country and countless cities. It makes sense to claim the title of king anyway, right?

Yaya didn't say anything. After entering the big tent, her majestic expression faded slightly. Even so, several people glanced at Ge Laodao.

Ge Laodao was stunned for a moment. Then he opened his mouth, but no words came out.

He just called "little guy" out of habit, Yaya didn't care, but these ministers were extremely dissatisfied.

Taoist Xuanzhen chuckled. Looking at Yaya with satisfaction.

This little guy really has the talent to be an emperor. Even the appearance of a child cannot stop the surrender and loyalty of the soldiers and ministers.

Yaya smiled and looked at Su Huanian behind the tent: "Mother, what is dad doing now? When will he be back?"

I can claim the title of king, but since my father is not here, I just claim the title of king. I always feel that something is missing.

Su Huanian smiled: "He went to rescue your aunt and should be back soon. At this time... he should be fighting, right?"

How can anyone not fight to save others?

……

"At this time... my husband should be fighting!" In the Great Sun Tomb, the dragon turtle clan's turtle shells were suppressed on the ground. Ji Fei Xueyi was at the door of the head and neck, answering the question of Emperor Luan in the distance.

Emperor Luan asked Su He more than once, making insinuations and direct inquiries.

Counting the time it took my little husband to travel back in time, that guy should be "fighting" with her right now!

Thinking of her young husband, Ji Feixue chuckled and her face turned red.

That pervert is very bad. Taking advantage of her illness, she was asked to admit defeat every time. Otherwise, they won’t stop.

Wait until he comes back and give him a good look!

Now that she is an immortal, I wonder what my husband can do to conquer her? (End of chapter)