The Beacon of Kyushu

Chapter 147

The two went back and forth between the pavilions and pavilions several times, but Wan Jianfeng was still nowhere to be seen.They had no choice but to search again for the places they had overlooked just now. They came to the backyard of the palace without knowing it.Such green bamboos and small buildings abound in Dali, and Duan Siming has seen many in his life, but in Qu Yue's resplendent palace, it is definitely the most elegant place.

Duan Siming likes the fragrance of bamboo the most. When he was in Dali, he often entered the bamboo forest alone, enjoying the unique fragrance of bamboo in the forest all day long.At this time, when he saw this green bamboo, he couldn't help taking a deep breath, trying to soothe his tired body and mind.But instead of being intoxicated, his face turned livid, as if he had eaten a hundred flies while eating.

"Wow, wow..." Duan Siming immediately covered his mouth and nose with his right hand, bent down and retched loudly, wishing to vomit out all his internal organs.At this moment, Gao Jingsi also frowned, stroking Duan Siming's back with one hand, and tightly covering her nose with the other, for fear that she would also retch in the next second.

Duan Siming vomited for a long time before he opened his mouth and said: "Brother Gao...Gao, what kind of bamboo did Li...Li Huan plant? Could it be that Quyue's bamboo is different from our Dali's bamboo? ? With this smell, no matter how strong the internal force is, they will be smoked to death! These bamboos are probably Li Huan's secret weapon, right?"

Gao Jingsi also frowned, and said: "Maybe, it's not bamboo, it smells even worse than a cesspool. I've only smelled it a few times, and I already have a headache. Bleeding from the seven orifices, sudden death is impossible!"

While the two were talking, a strange noise suddenly came from Xiao Zhu's direction, it was earth-shattering and deafening.Immediately after the noise, the stench intensified, and the two of them almost passed out on the spot. Duan Siming's complexion was already ashen and pale. It seems a little twisted.

Duan Siming pointed at the small building, and said swearingly: "Brother Gao, this small building must be the main gate of the agency that Li Huan pre-set, and the smell is probably poisonous. For the present plan, the only way to do it is to destroy this small building." Jian Xiaozhu, we can rescue Wan Shaoxia safely!"

Gao Jingsi nodded, and said: "Brother Duan's words are reasonable! If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. It seems that we have no choice but to endure the stench and completely destroy this small building!"

The two looked at each other, then held their breath, walked quickly to Xiaozhu's door, held back the smell and peeped through the crack of the door.Seeing that there is no light at all in the small building, there are only bursts of bad breath, accompanied by the strange sound of "Puff" coming from the small door, which makes people feel very strange.Duan Siming slightly nodded at Gao Jingsi, then shouted in unison: "One! Two! Three!"

The moment the word "three" just fell, Duan Siming summoned up his last bit of true energy, pointed at Xiaozhu in front of him with Ling Jue's power.Gao Jingsi took two steps back, and then rushed towards Xiao Zhu, punching Xiao Zhu's white wall with an extremely domineering punch.

"Boom!" Under the joint attack of the two, Xiaozhu made a loud noise, and half of the wall collapsed.Perhaps the two were hallucinated by the stench, and at the moment the wall collapsed, they heard a startled and panicked scream.After the screams, a fleeting phantom actually appeared, a phantom wearing a khaki shirt on the upper body and a bare buttocks on the lower body.

Duan Siming was stunned by the scene in front of him, he couldn't care less about the disgusting stench, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he almost knelt on the ground, admiring the ingenuity of this mechanism .

After a long while, he gradually regained his sanity, and said in a dazed way: "Brother Gao, I really wanted to have hallucinations just now. Do you think we are poisoned or bewitched, can we still be saved?"

Gao Jingsi said: "I don't know, I only know that I have also been recruited. It seems that Li Huan has been prepared for a long time. Not only can we not put him to death, but even if we want to rescue Wan Shaoxia, it will be as difficult as going to heaven!"

Just as the two of them were amazed, they suddenly heard someone behind them say angrily: "Hey! You two kill a thousand swordsmen, when did we forge such a big enmity, and you actually demolished my toilet when I was showing respect? ! This young hero ordered you to quickly fix my hut, otherwise don’t blame this young hero for not recognizing people with his feces!”

Duan Siming and Gao Jingsi turned their heads in unison when they heard the sound, and saw Wan Jianfeng standing behind them at some point, holding his pants tightly with both hands, with a look of urgency and anger on his face, as if he wanted to swallow the two of them alive expression.

"Wan... Wan Shaoxia... you... why are you here?" Duan Siming looked at Wan Jianfeng in surprise, and couldn't even speak.He didn't know if Wan Jianfeng in front of him was a phantom of a mechanism. He felt that everything he had experienced since entering the backyard of Prince Lihuan's mansion was just a dream. He really wanted to wake up from this funny and weird nightmare quickly.

Wan Jianfeng stomped his feet angrily, "Master Duan, you and this guy in red, you and this young hero demolished my hut when I was a young hero, and now you are still pretending to be indifferent to me. Angry?"

Duan Siming pointed at the stench all over the sky, and said: "This... all these stenches are caused by you, Wan Shaoxia? And the strange sound of 'poof' is also caused by you? At least I have lived for more than 20 years. I am not less respectful, I have never been so shocking like Wan Shaoxia!"

Wan Jianfeng covered his stomach, and said: "Nonsense! Have you ever tried to eat ten crotons a day and go to the latrine for half an hour? If you are like this young hero, I'm afraid the taste will not be as good as this young hero." It's fresh and refined!"

Duan Siming smiled wryly, and said: "Young Master Wan, you have worked really hard to hold Li Huan back. If I were to change to this king, I'm afraid I'd rather be chopped off by him than suffer this crime."

Wan Jianfeng pointed to the collapsed hut, and said: "The most painful thing for me is not to go to the hut for half an hour, but to be demolished by someone inexplicably when I was going to worship! This young man can't hold back now." Stop it, if you don’t fix the huts, I’m really going to give you a mansion that smells so bad that you’ll be wearing shit and yellow clothes all over your eyes!”

Duan Siming still didn't forget to tease at this moment, saying: "Wan Shaoxia, how come you have continued to be respectful for a few days, and even your literary talent has followed, and you know how to use poems? If you squat in this hut for a few more days, I'm afraid Li Taibai and Du Zimei have to worship you as their teacher!"

Wan Jianfeng was furious, but at this moment he was holding his trousers in both hands, and couldn't help Duan Siming, so he could only stomp his feet and said, "Duan, I don't want you to hurt people like this! When my young hero's stomach doesn't hurt, I have to fight you for [-] rounds, let you know that this young hero has improved not only in literary talent, but also in martial arts!"

Duan Siming said helplessly: "Young man Wan, the two of us are not masons. Don't say that we can't repair the hut in a short time, even if we give us a lifetime, we are afraid that we will have nothing to do with it!"

Wan Jianfeng said resolutely: "You also said that you are not masons. You are faster than masons when you tear down a house! If this young man hadn't run so fast, he would have been smashed into meatloaf by the bricks and tiles falling from above. !"

(End of this chapter)