The Beacon of Kyushu

Chapter 165 The envoy Gongyun pleads for mercy and provokes the enemy to scold Jianfeng

Chapter 165

The girl in purple turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw Wan Jianfeng standing there watching the fun as if nothing happened, and said angrily: "Smelly beggars, you think they can't scold, but you come here to scold. I want to see, can you?" What kind of flowers are you scolding!"

Wan Jianfeng smiled and said: "Since you invited me sincerely, I will let you see how I scolded the enemy army down!" He said a few steps and walked to Murong Yunyao, covering her with both hands "But you girl, you'd better plug your ears, and don't listen to everything."

Murong Yunyao shook off his hand, and said disapprovingly: "Stinky beggar, this is the front of the two armies, so you can control so much! Besides, this girl has never heard any swear words, so if you want to scold, hurry up, If you don’t scold, don’t delay us from doing business!”

Wan Jianfeng said: "You little witch, you really don't think it's shabby! You want to listen to it yourself, don't blame me if you fail to learn!"

Murong Yunyao hurriedly shouted at the soldiers: "You all rest, keep your eyes open and watch carefully, how did this stinky beggar scold the enemy down the mountain." Looking at Wan Jianfeng, they retreated one after another, giving way to the place, waiting to see what Wan Jianfeng could scold.

Wan Jianfeng tightened the belt around his waist, put his hands on his hips, channeled his internal strength, and immediately raised his voice several times higher than usual, not at all weaker than a group of people shouted just now, "You dogs in the city, each of you Your mother has no mother's products, your mother must have entered the kiln before you were born and got the crotch wind, otherwise why would you dare not come out to fight with me?"

Just now the soldiers shouted for a long time under Murong Yunyao's command, but there was not even a shadow of the defenders on the top of the city, but following Wan Jianfeng's voice, not only many soldiers of Qu Yue appeared on the top of the city, Even Wang Shaozuo and Jiang Juwang faintly appeared in his sight.If Wan Jianfeng had clairvoyance, he would definitely be able to see the anger in their expressions and the uncontrollable killing intent in their eyes.

Wan Jianfeng saw that it worked when he opened his mouth, and he became more energetic, "Hey, is Jiang Na Guisun standing at the top of the city? Last time this young hero broke your face, did you feel very happy?" Huh? If you are not enjoying yourself, come down quickly, I ate too much last night, and I am worried that there is no place to put it, so get out and make it more convenient for me!"

Although one of them was at the bottom of the mountain and the other was at the top of the mountain, Wan Jianfeng's words reached Jiang Juwang's ears verbatim, and he was so angry that his thick eyebrows stood on end, his eyes turned round strangely, and he stomped his feet vigorously.Seeing this, Wang Shaozuo persuaded him, "General Jiang, please stay calm. When His Majesty's army arrives, they will be able to wipe out the Song bandits in one fell swoop. At that time, catch this wicked boy, and General Jiang can use him as a toilet every day. "

Jiang Juwang suppressed his anger, and said: "Well...General Wang is right, if you can't bear it, you will make a big conspiracy. I don't need to fight him for a while. I will catch him sooner or later and use him as a toilet. I will definitely pull him If you can't live, you can't die!"

Wan Jianfeng scolded more and more vigorously, and continued: "The cowardly bastard shrank into the shell, and the gutless mouse hid in the nest. The three big meat sticks in the yang world went to the underworld to hide in the ghosts. The ancestors lost all face, and the descendants jumped into the river when they heard it." .Being greedy for life and fearing life and death, it’s still warm to go back to your mother’s heart!"

After he finished his nonsensical jingle, the defenders on the top of the city stretched their necks, all of them looked like aggressive roosters, and they all clacked their spears in their hands. Jiang Juwang was so angry that he drew his waist knife and was about to rush down. to the city.At this moment, only Wang Shaozuo was still thinking about Li Huan's edict, and he could barely suppress it.

Seeing that the defenders on the city hadn't come down the mountain yet, Wan Jianfeng became more and more dirty.Everyone on the mountain and down the mountain can hear the stinging and the birds flying together, the mother and I rely on the same color, and all kinds of dirty words are like a torrent of rivers, endless.The soldiers down the mountain were all so happy that they couldn't straighten their waists, and the soldiers on the mountain were all so angry that they wanted to kill people.

Murong Yunyao couldn't bear to listen, so she tightly covered her ears with both hands, and rolled her eyes at Wan Jianfeng, "Hey, you stinking beggar, you don't know a whole bowl of big characters, but you have a few baskets of swear words. I really can't listen anymore , You can scold slowly, I will go back to the camp first."

Wan Jianfeng glanced at her with a smile, and kept cursing in his mouth.At least half an hour has passed since he opened his voice, and Wan Jianfeng has never scolded the same thing once. If you want to ask who in the world can accompany you to scold the holy word, who else is Wan Jianfeng?
Jiang Juwang at the top of the city was so angry that he kept stamping his feet, almost smashing the bricks under his feet.Then he gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, and punched himself on the back of the head.The fist hit the head, and there was a muffled "boom", which startled Wang Shaozuo and the soldiers next to him.

Wang Shaozuo looked at Jiang Juwang in panic and puzzlement, and said, "General Jiang, what are you doing? Could it be that he was confused by this kid and started beating himself?"

Jiang Juwang said in a huff: "General Wang, this kid is too much of a bully. He rode on my neck to shit before, and now he is spraying shit all over his mouth. If I don't knock myself out, I have to rush out and kill him!" With a punch, he slammed into the back of his head.His punch was heavy and ruthless, and he hit the back of the head again with the sound of wind.

He only punched down, and the whole person fell to the ground slowly. Before falling down, he showed a relieved smile, "It's great, I finally don't have to be scolded by this kid anymore, the whole world is clean..."

Wan Jianfeng scolded him for six or seven days, and Jiang Juwang also knocked himself out six or seven times in a row. If Wang Shaozuo hadn't ordered the fighters to beheaded, Jiang Juwang and Qu Yue's soldiers would have rushed down the mountain and smashed him to pieces. .

In the evening of that day, Wan Jianfeng was so dry from cursing that he dragged his exhausted body back to the barracks.He originally wanted to go back to the tent and have a quick drink, and then fall asleep, but he met Murong Yunyao who had just come out of the Chinese military tent.

As soon as Murong Yunyao saw Wan Jianfeng, she said, "Smelly beggar, you swore a few days ago that you would definitely bring down the enemy army, but after so many days of scolding, why didn't even a ghost come down?" ?”

Wan Jianfeng smiled and said: "Oh, I know that Qu Yue people are so cowardly, and they are all as cowardly as flies. If I take out all their guts, it will not be enough for me to stick my teeth!"

Murong Yunyao said: "If you have no ability, you will admit that you have no ability, and blame others. Just now, Master Hou can say that if Langshan cannot be taken after ten days, the morale of the army will be demoralized. Not only will it be difficult to attack Qu Yue, but it will also be difficult to defeat him." If it’s not good, it will be completely wiped out by Li Huan.”

While the two were talking, the curtain of the big tent was lifted again, revealing half of Kou Zhun's handsome and refined face, "Wan Shaoxia, please come in, Mr. Hou and I have something to discuss with you."

(End of this chapter)

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