The contestant is too old, sister Zhou is crazy

Chapter 1 Earthy Queen Zhou Shuyi!
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"High heels, leggings, my name is Miss Zhou, remember!"

"Fun is fun, trouble is trouble, don't make fun of your sister Zhou!"

On the shark live broadcast platform, a voice with a strong earthy flavor echoed in a certain live broadcast room.

It's hard to imagine that this voice came from a girl with a sweet appearance and a top-notch temperament.

She is Zhou Shuyi, the well-known sand sculpture female anchor in the live broadcasting industry.

Shark Live is the only live broadcast platform in China that can compete with Gouya Live.

And Zhou Shuyi is one of the anchors of Shark Platform.

Like big anchors such as PDD, Dai Xiaomei, and Everyday Baby, she has a large number of fans and popularity.

In addition to being a broadcaster,

Zhou Shuyi also served as the official commentator of LPL, and was even rated as "one of the four beauties of LPL commentators" by netizens.

It is enough to prove that its appearance is more resistant to fighting.

But her most popular is not her outstanding appearance, but...

Unrestrained heroic character!

She is not as gentle and elegant as ordinary women, and she is from a small family.

On the contrary, her voice is rough and bold, and her behavior is brutal and unaffected.

Carefree, often exhale fragrance during the live broadcast.

More manly than manly.

Totally a realistic version of Beast Belle.

This kind of contrast has allowed her to gain the title bestowed by many netizens——

dumb bride
of resistance

Recoil fighters and more.

The scene in the live broadcast room just now is Zhou Shuyi's first program after it started broadcasting today - imitating the video of block hands.

An earthy video imitation ends,
Zhou Shuyi tilted her head to look at the barrage, and there were a series of question marks floating on the barrage.

She was not surprised by this, and even brushed her hair on her forehead proudly and said:
"Brothers, is my rap okay?"

As a result, there are more question marks on the barrage.

"???"

"Fear!"

"I beg you, sister Zhou, please don't open your mouth!"

"..."

Seeing the content of the barrage, and looking at the popularity of the live broadcast room as high as 151 million, Zhou Shuyi's mouth slightly twitched.

Apparently, she was quite satisfied with the effect of her show.

However, instead of continuing the topic, she changed the topic and said:

"Okay, brothers, let's stop watching the earthy video today and start the next show."

She was even a little excited when she said that, "It's time to find someone to play with and torture!"

Playing games as a companion is a profession that has recently emerged in the gaming industry, and it is popular for major anchors to find companions to play with.

Looking for a companion to play LOL together, flirting with the companion on the way, is also Zhou Shuyi's favorite program recently.

Tricky companionship can gain the effect of the program, increase the popularity of the live broadcast room, and finally give the companion several times the companionship fee...

In the end, the audience is happy, they have fun themselves, and they are also happy to play with them.

It can be said that everyone is happy.

Sure enough, when it came to finding a companion to play with, the audience in the live broadcast instantly became energetic, and the barrage flew wildly:

"Please invite the next victim!"

"Yesterday, the brother who played with me was almost depressed by Sister Zhou. I don't know which unlucky guy was hit by Sister Zhou today."

"Sister Zhou gkd, can't wait!"

"I like Sister Zhou who randomly finds companions to play with. Other anchors find companions to play with scripts, which is boring."

"..."

With the expectations of herself and the audience, Zhou Shuyi opened the hottest accompanying play app recently - refill with her mobile phone.

Then start to browse through the playlist.

When looking at the list of companions, the corners of her mouth curled up.

It seems that he has already thought of the scene where his companion is tricked into doubting his life.

Soon, her eyes rested on a playmate whose ID was "You's Pistachio".

Click to see the details.

Your pistachio: Accompanying games 0
Self-introduction: handsome as Yanzu, gentle and considerate, proficient in games such as LOL, Chick, CF, etc.

"It looks like a simple newcomer," Zhou Shuyi muttered, the corner of her mouth smiling even more, "Pistachio, right...it's you!!"

After finishing speaking, she looked at the live broadcast camera and said excitedly, "Brothers, I found a new person to play with, I have something to play with today!"

What she likes most is this kind of newcomer who has just become a companion.

Because most of the newcomers are shy and naive when playing with them.

At that time, just a little teasing, such as talking about some pornographic topics, the other party will be extremely cramped and nervous, and the effect of the program will be awesome!
"Good luck." Zhou Shuyi's joy was no less than that of a 40-year-old prostitute meeting a young boy.

However, she didn't know how desperate her decision would make her in the future.

………………

at the same time.

Modu, RNG team base.

As the top team in LPL and the only all-Chinese team in LPL, RNG is deeply loved by lol players.

Therefore, the players of RNG have also attracted much attention.

Including top laner Letme, mid laner Xiaohu, jungler Mala Xiangguo, ADC-Uzi and support Xiao Ming.

Except for a new substitute player - Xu Mo.

In the RNG training room, Xu Mo sat on the edge near the drinking fountain.

After registering with the mobile phone to play with the refill app, he glanced at the date.

2017 4 Month 16 Day.

Today is the second day since he came to this parallel world.

After a day of adaptation, he reluctantly accepted the fact of time travel.

but……

He still couldn't accept the fact that he crossed over and became Uzi's substitute.

Yes, he transmigrated to this guy with the same name and surname, and his previous identity was RNG's current backup ADC.

The unlucky predecessor was originally the AD of RNG's second team. Because of his good performance, he was relegated to the substitute AD of the first team half a month ago...

Uzi in S7 knew everything.

Regardless of Uzi's character, his strength in this period is beyond doubt.

Xu Mo knew very well that becoming Uzi's substitute was no different from going to jail.

And the poor predecessor naively thought that he could win the chance to play with hard work, and thus become famous.

No, fifteen or six hours of high-intensity training every day, before the chance to play, I burped my fart.

"Ugh,"

Thinking of his predecessor, Xu Mo couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "With a monthly salary of 3000 yuan, why do you work so hard?"

Especially in memory, the salary of the predecessor has not been paid for three months...

Considering that the contract between the predecessor and RNG still has nearly seven months to expire...

Xu Mo felt more and more that his future was bleak.

The only way out now is to find a way to get out of the god of the contract.

As long as he can get away from RNG, Xu Mo feels that relying on his experience before time travel, he may not be able to get a place.

Even if you can't get ahead, it's better to be a screw in Fu Moukang than to be a substitute for Uzi.

It's just that waiting for the contract to expire naturally... is obviously the next strategy.

It is the best policy to let RNG take the initiative to expel himself.

But what to do to get RNG fired?

The best way Xu Mo can think of at the moment is—to put it badly!
As long as it can become a waste, then RNG cannot use itself.

It's worthless, and with RNG's pissing nature, he probably won't keep it for nothing.

"Xiao Ming gave me the shield, but you gave me the shield! Damn, if you give me the shield earlier, I won't die."

Suddenly, there was a sound of complaints in the training room.

The little fat man who complained was none other than RNG's popular player, Uzi the Crazy Dog!

Xu Mo suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Uzi, as RNG's precious player, if he can provoke Uzi and let Uzi take the initiative to fight with himself...

Wouldn't he be able to get out at the speed of light?
Uzi in this period is upright but irritable, arrogant and self-respecting, it seems not difficult to provoke him...

"Ding dong..."

The sudden sound of the mobile phone interrupted Xu Mo's thoughts.

He took a look at the red rice note 4 that was born for fever on the table, and found that it was a reminder from the accompanying app——

"You have a new play order, please reply and confirm the order in time."

Xu Mo was a little surprised, he just registered to play with him for a few minutes, and yet the boss ordered him?
You know, the price he set for playing with him is 66 yuan per hour, which is considered a relatively high price for playing with him.

"I don't know which big grudge it is..."

After Xu Mo slandered, he decisively confirmed the order.

Play badly, start as a companion!
As for finding a way to anger Uzi...it's not as important as playing with him to make money!

After all, the bank card left by the predecessor only has a balance of 0.5 yuan, and he still owes Mala Xiangguo 100 yuan.

Even if you leave RNG to drive screws, you still have to make up enough travel expenses, right?

As for asking RNG to pay wages when he left... Anyway, Xu Mo didn't expect much.

The only player he has ever seen who can leave RNG intact and earn a huge sum of 50 yuan, there is only one...

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