The contestant is too old, sister Zhou is crazy

Chapter 187 Hello, Sister-in-law!
The next day.

Zhou Shuyi drove to the gate of the EDG base early in the morning.

The things Xu Mo bought filled up the trunk and the rear seats, it was really like moving.

Immediately, the two got into the car.

The navigation shows that it takes more than 8 hours from here to Xu Mo's hometown.

"Let's take a rest in the service area when we're tired, don't worry." Xu Mo sat in the co-pilot, fastened his seat belt and said.

"Okay." Zhou Shuyi nodded.

Facing the early summer morning breeze, the car headed west all the way.

"Angry, don't you plan to learn how to drive?" Zhou Shuyi asked.

"I feel like I can think about it." Although Xu Mo didn't have much free time to play professionally, Xu Mo knew how to drive. It shouldn't be difficult to find time to get a license.

"Okay, I'll introduce you to a driving school later on, and the fee can be discounted by 66 percent." The sun gradually rose, Zhou Shuyi put on her sunglasses, and when she waited for the traffic lights, she turned her head and said, "This driving school is very famous, and there are basically no ones in every batch." No, [-] and they are also learning how to drive there."

"66?" Xu Mo laughed.

Is it the number one student who has lingered in subject two for several years?
All of a sudden, Xu Mo felt that this driving school might not be as good as what Sister Zhou said.

No matter how strong you are, can you let the female stream 66 pass the second subject?

"What are you laughing at?" Looking at Xu Mo who was smirking on the co-pilot, Zhou Shuyi felt baffled.

Xu Mo waved his hand: "It's nothing. When I come back, I'll sign up for a driving lesson. The driving school you mentioned will have a [-]% discount, right?"

Zhou Shuyi nodded, then pouted her lips with suspicion.

Why is Qirenguo so easy to talk about?

Could it be that he wants to go to the driving school to tease 66 and them?
Thinking of this, Sister Zhou felt like sitting on pins and needles.

But soon relieved.

As far as she knew, 66 had already made an appointment to take subject two, and the exam would be in two days. When Renguo went to learn how to drive, 66 would have already driven on the road.

It's okay, it's gone.

The number one student in the college entrance examination learns a car, isn't that a handhold?

All of a sudden, Zhou Shuyi relaxed.

Following the sound in the car, he chanted in a low voice.

Xu Mo took out his mobile phone, and iBoy sent a WeChat message.

"Brother Mozi, have a good trip."

"Then if there are any other female anchors to recommend, I'll taste them."

Xu Mo rolled his eyes, thinking that iBoy boy Mensao Jin is really the same as the factory manager, he replied: "Do you want to know about the rotten group?"

iBoy returned an OK gesture.

After the car got out of Shanghai, iBoy quickly sent back a WeChat message:

"generally."

"It's boring, it's really boring."

After savoring the taste of a sage's time, Xu Mo shook his head and chuckled.

Fuck you, young man.

Hu Xianzhao Jiang Zikuai?
……

7 pm.

Xu Mo arrived home in an unknown small county in the central province.

The community is an old relocated building, and there is no elevator, but it is warm.

Xu Mo stood downstairs in the unit, staring up.

This is also his first time here, and the feeling in his heart at this moment can be described as mixed.

I don't know what to do or how to say when I see my parents or my sister.

Xu Mo was a little embarrassed for a moment.

Zhou Shuyi stood aside and looked in the small mirror, put on makeup for herself, and then secretly looked at Xu Mo.

Immediately said: "I haven't been back for a long time, I understand this feeling, it's okay, take a deep breath."

Xu Mo took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly.

Sure enough, much better.

After removing all the things in the car, Xu Mo said, "Shu Yi, my parents are honest and kind, but my sister is born with a sharp tongue, so you have to take care of it."

"Don't worry, I don't care." Zhou Shuyi smiled.

It's good to be eloquent, and you won't be bullied when you enter the society after being eloquent.

What can a little girl say.

Just come on.

Just after this mental journey was over, a crisp cheer came from Zhou Shuyi's ear.

"Brother, you are back!"

Following the sound, a girl with a ponytail and school uniform ran out of the unit building in a hurry. She was quite youthful and lively.

In terms of appearance, he was very similar to Xu Mo, especially those eyes, which were carved out of the same mold.

This is Xu Mo's own sister, Xu Xiaoling.

"Brother, you seem to have grown taller." Standing beside Xu Mo, Xu Xiaoling gestured with her feet.

"Well, it's a bit longer." The moment Xu Mo saw his sister running downstairs, Xu Mo knew that all his previous worries were meaningless. Just one look at the real family will warm your heart.

"Shu Yi, let me introduce you, this is my sister, Xu Xiaoling."

Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded in greeting: "Sister Xiaoling, how are you?"

Xu Mo looked at his younger sister, and said, "Your name is Sister Shuyi, this is my friend..."

Before the word "friend" could be uttered, Xu Xiaoling took a step back to make room, and the voice in his mouth was clear and loud: "Hello, sister-in-law!"

"..." Sister Zhou petrified immediately.

Under her horrified eyes, Xu Xiaoling rushed towards the entrance of the corridor and shouted: "Mom and Dad, come quickly, my brother has brought his partner home! Your daughter-in-law is here!"

"..." Xu Mo also petrified.

And Zhou Shuyi beside him has become the dead Galio, smashed into rubble on the ground.

Don't say it, really don't say it.

This little girl is from every family, and she is a lore when she speaks!

Xu Mo's house was on the first floor. After hearing what his sister said, there was a clear sound of ping-pong-pong, followed by the rustling of changing clothes, and then the mother scolded her father softly.

Finally finally.

The parents are here!
The two of them were very grand. They both put on new clothes and shoes. They stood in front of Xu Mo excitedly and nervously.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back."

Xu Mo no longer had any distracting thoughts in his mind, he opened his arms and greeted the second elder.

This is the purest emotion of this body!

No brewing required at all.

but……

No one hugged Xu Mo.

Mom made a wonderful move and turned away Xu Mo's hug skill.

The father was even more rude and pushed his son's arm away.

To Xu Mo's surprise, the two elders went straight to Zhou Shuyi.

"It's been hard work!"

"Come in and have a drink!"

The mother said and pulled Zhou Shuyi into the house, then glared at the father who followed, and said, "Old Xu, if you don't help move things, you are tiring my daughter-in-law. I want you to look good!"

Dad nodded, took the suitcase from Zhou Shuyi's hand, put his strength on his shoulder with one hand, and ran home with big and small bags in his other hand.

Soon, there was a cheerful sound of closing the door.

The 7 o'clock in the small county is very clean and there is no news.

Xu Mo was speechless.

Sitting on the steps, resting your chin.

Xu Xiaoling held her stomach and smiled pretentiously.

"What a fart you are laughing."

Xu Mo said angrily: "She is my friend, what should you do if you scare her like this?"

Xu Xiaoling looked at the window of the house with her hands behind her back, and then said old-fashionedly: "I don't think my sister-in-law refused, brother, you don't believe that there is a pure friendship between men and women, wake up, it's unrealistic. "

"You're still teaching me." Xu Mo glared at his sister, and got up to move things.

At this point, the door opens.

The parents seem to have finally realized that the son they haven't seen for a long time is still outside the door.

The mother came out again, stood in front of Xu Mo, looked at her son carefully, and then said with a smile: "Stinky boy, you are handsome again."

……

"I'm sorry, Shuyi, they are just like that, they are very enthusiastic."

After the warm family dinner, Xu Mo took Zhou Shuyi to press the road in the county town.

"It's okay, I'm actually fine." Zhou Shuyi brushed her covered hair.

At first, it was indeed a little frightened.

One mouthful of "daughter-in-law" caught Zhou Shuyi off guard.

He explained it immediately, but Xu Mo's parents were still very enthusiastic, which made Sister Zhou feel happy.

"My sister is going to school, so you can sleep in her room at night and have a good rest. I'll take you to play games tomorrow." Xu Mo said.

"Big one? How big is it?" Zhou Shuyi looked forward to it.

The next day.

Shark Live Platform.

The title of Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room is "Broadcast Outdoor".

Water friends who have been paying attention know that Sister Zhou sent the accompanying brother back to his hometown in the past few days, and then broadcast the latter's hometown outdoors.

So once Zhou Shuyi started broadcasting, the popularity in the live broadcast room gradually increased.

but……

No one thought.

As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, he saw a pile of cow dung.

Then bang.

The cow dung fell apart, and countless residues flew around.

The audience was taken aback.

"??????"

"Fuck, what is this!"

"Is it so big to play?"

"Take Sister Zhou back to her hometown to fry cow dung. All I can say is that you deserve to be my brother!"

"Hahaha, live streaming genius!"

"Damn it, it's so cool!"

……

As for the matter of fried cow dung, Zhou Shuyi refused when I first heard about it.

As a commentator and anchor, I can be regarded as a celebrity after all, don't I want to be an idol?

But when she saw the scene where Xu Mo successfully detonated a pile of cow dung and then flew shit all over the sky, Sister Zhou was a little moved.

She has been living in the magic city, and she has never seen this scene before, and for a while, she felt so fresh and sour.

After hesitating for a long time, I finally decided to do it myself.

"There is something particular about frying things." Xu Mo explained, "First of all, we need to find a perfect piece of cow dung. What is perfection? It must be large, hard, and large-scale!"

Barrage music.

"Brother playing with you, you better be talking about cow dung."

"Introduce yourself, right?"

"I'm blind, what are the two on the screen doing?"

"It's over, sister Zhou really wants to give it a try!"

"It's broken, the anchor was taken away by the accompanying brother!"

Xu Mo continued to explain in actual combat: "After finding the cow dung, put the cannon directly into it, and then light it..."

Stab it!

After Xu Mo lightly lit the cannon with a match, he smiled and asked Zhou Shuyi beside him, "Then do you know what to do?"

Sister Zhou was dumbfounded and shook her head.

In the next second, her palm was grabbed by a big warm hand, and then her whole body was pulled up.

"run!"

Xu Mo's words reached Zhou Shuyi's ears with the earth-shattering sound behind him.

boom!
Cow dung explodes!

The cannon that Xu Mo chose was the famous "Black Tiger" in the local area, and its power was not small.

There were even a few indescribable things that fell in front of them.

Xu Mo stopped, looked at Sister Zhou, and said with a smile, "Do you want to try?"

Zhou Shuyi nodded.

Under the frantic dissuasion of the barrage, Sister Zhou was eager to try: "This is fun, I want to play!"

"Okay." Xu Mo divided some of the black tigers to Sister Zhou.

Xu Mo was tired of frying cow dung, so he sat on the ridge of the field and opened a bottle of happy water.

I just took a sip, but before I swallowed it, there was a loud noise from Sister Zhou's side.

Then there are a large number of countless black cow dung being thrown into the sky, doing various parabolic movements.

It's like meteors scattered on the ground, so beautiful.

"Good!"

Xu Mo nodded. As expected of Sister Zhou, the first shot was successful!
Snapped!
A piece of cow dung fell on Xu Mo's shoulder, and he reached out to wipe it off, but Xu Mo was frightened by the terrifying touch.

He rubbed his fingers, and immediately felt a wet and sticky feel.

"Fuck!"

Xu Mo threw the happy water and ran towards Zhou Shuyi's explosion test, shouting as he ran:

"Silly girl, you can't blow it up just now!"

now.

Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room has been overwhelmed by barrage.

"Crazy!!!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Sister Zhou is talented!"

"He's really ruthless, he dares to blow up dry cow dung!"

"The effect of her program has always been good!"

"Can the anchor cut the camera, I want to see what you look like..."

"+1"

"+10086!"

No one knew what Zhou Shuyi was like that day.

Anyway, Xu Mo was almost beaten to death by his mother when he returned home.

Holding the rolling pin, the mother said angrily, "If you dare to let Shuyi go to your second uncle's house to pick up shit, I will beat you to death!"

……

Xu Mo stayed in his hometown for a week.

Because Zhou Shuyi had something to do, she only stayed for two days before going back.

Seven days later, Xu Mo also dragged his suitcase and prepared to return.

This time, he took care of all the affairs at home.

The results of my mother's physical reexamination are also available, and there is no problem.

After leaving 5 yuan for his family, Xu Mo set foot on the high-speed train back to Shanghai.

Originally, I wanted to send Xu Xiaoling off for the college entrance examination, but the LPL Summer Split started on June 6, and the major teams had already finished their holidays and started preparing for the competition.

That night.

Xu Mo started the live broadcast.

This is the first live broadcast in China after he signed with the Sharks.

The platform and the team made double announcements, using the words "Mo returned to China for the first time", and instantly attracted countless viewers. Even before the broadcast time, the live broadcast room was full of people, constantly brushing "open the door" barrage.

"Hey, can you hear me?" Xu Mo tried the headset.

After seeing the feedback from Danmaku Button 1, he nodded.

The barrage became lively.

"Damn it, Mo!"

"I saw the makeup photos for the summer game, and the accompanying brother is still handsome!"

"Come on for the summer competition, our bird's nest is waiting for you!"

"What are you playing today, come and get Akali!"

"One minute into the broadcast, 1 million hits, is this the gold content of FVMP in the mid-season game?"

"Let's go to the top of the canyon!"

Glancing at the barrage, Xu Mo said, "Don't worry, I've just officially started broadcasting on Shark, so I don't have to pay homage to the mountain."

Hearing this, Abu who was drinking water behind Xu Mo nodded.

There's nothing wrong with that!
Xu Mo's sophistication is quite good!
Then under Abu's gaze, Xu Mo clicked on the dance area page of the shark platform.

Slide the mouse wheel and start browsing.

Immediately, I found one with the best cover, and clicked in.

After watching for three or two minutes, Xu Mo shook his head: "I can't let go, it's boring."

Exit the live broadcast room and continue to browse in the dance area.

I found another one and went in to watch it for 2 minutes. Xu Mo typed in the live broadcast room: "It is recommended to go to station B to develop. You will starve to death in Shark."

"puff……"

Abu Bengbu, who was watching from the side, stopped.

High EQ: go to Bilibili for development

Low EQ: Can't dance
The barrage in Xu Mo's live broadcast room was also silly.

"It's okay to starve to death..."

"Tomorrow's headline: Shocked! MSI champions sharply criticize female anchors!"

"You call this worshiping the top of the mountain?"

"You just want to watch the female anchor dance!"

"Brother Mozi really cares about his brothers."

"It is recommended to check Su En."

No one thought that the first live broadcast of the champion player would be the female anchor of house inspection.

Even watched it for an hour.

An hour later, Xu Mo exited the dance area contentedly, turned his head and shouted in the training room: "Ming Kai, are you alright? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"

"Would you like to hear what you're talking about?" came the director's speechless voice.

Wait for me for an hour?
Brother, let me wait for you for an hour!

In order to strengthen the intimacy of EDG Ueno, Abu issued a death order and asked Xu Mo and the factory manager to play rank in double row.

The content of Xu Mo's live broadcast today is to compete in Hanbok with the factory manager.

S7, the second spring of the factory manager's career.

Especially after MSI won the championship, it has reached a new level.

He is now on Hanbok like drinking water, and his tuba has reached more than 900 points for the king.

The trumpet is also at the master level.

At this moment, he was in double row with Xu Mo.

The first one directly and confidently locked Zac.

After the rework, Zach has gradually become popular, and the factory manager has not been practicing less recently.

Xu Mo, on the other hand, chose the top laner Akali at the invitation of the audience.

When it came to the loading interface, the sharp-eyed audience immediately shouted.

"Damn, the opposite is Brother Holy Gun and Sao Fan!"

"Tuigui, this looks good!"

"The battle for the strongest domestic top laner has begun!"

"Just ask if you don't understand, what kind of champion is Holy Gun?"

"The top of the canyon is really bad. It feels like the players are going to play in Hanbok again!"

A few days later, the first game of the EDG Summer Split was against the Snake team where Saint Gun was.

Unexpectedly, the Ueno confrontation between the two teams was staged ahead of schedule in the first game tonight.

Xu Mo also cheered up.

but……

The result was embarrassing.

Xu Mo's side surrendered with five votes on time within 20 minutes.

The opponent's Ueno duo, unlimited catches, Xu Mo, a deviant top laner Akali, couldn't stand the toss at all.

Got caught!

Even at the full level of proficiency, one hit two is completely unstoppable.

This game played an ugly record of 0-6-0.

At this time, the barrage became lively again.

"That's it???"

"Akali, the top laner, is nothing more than that!"

"Brother Holy Gun can do it, the suppression force is full!"

"It turns out that Brother Accompanying Wan is not really invincible, there is still Brother Holy Gun in this world!"

"Ueno double row, if the factory manager doesn't catch it, what's the point of your double row?"

"This is interesting, I feel that EDG's first show in the summer split is about to be crushed by the Snakes!"

Magic City, Lingshi Road, Snake team base.

Looking at his perfect 8-0 super god record, Brother Saint Gun is also full of satisfaction in his heart.

"Before the fight, I was a little scared, afraid of being taught by Akali to be a man. I thought Mo was a mountain, but unexpectedly, he is as fragile as a piece of paper!"

The teammate Sao Fan on the side took a sip of water and said to himself: "But that's it, no matter how good the top laner is, he is also afraid of gank! I have already understood Mo's research, let's see how I can deal with him in the summer split!"

Holy Gun nodded.

He is full of confidence in the upcoming "Lingshi Rudby" with EDG.

If you can beat Mo once, there will be a second and third time.

snort!
Who is not a genius boy!

(End of this chapter)