The contestant is too old, sister Zhou is crazy

Chapter 3 Sister Zhou who urinates a lot? !

It's not that Zhou Shuyi has never seen a gold-ranked companion.

But she had never seen a gold-ranked male companion.

The rank of the female companion is not important, because most of the bosses are men, and the female companion only needs to be able to talk to the boss.

But male companions are different. Male companions can only rely on skills to play, and they are responsible for leading the boss to lie down and win.

Zhou Shuyi pondered for a moment, but found it interesting to play with, and asked:

"Brother, you dare to come and play with me if you are a gold rank!"

"Actually, I didn't dare at first, but when I thought about it, if a boss with a big grievance finds me, then I won't make a profit."

Xu Mo's answer made Zhou Shuyi roll her eyes.

A companion dared to talk to the boss like this, and he knew his identity.

This made her a little surprised, thinking that this guy was nervous after knowing his identity and caused a slip of the tongue?

So she deliberately raised her tone, pretending to be serious: "Who are you to blame!"

"Sister Zhou, you are so smart, you actually guessed that I was talking about you."

"????"

[Get negative emotion value +5 from Zhou Shuyi]

Zhou Shuyi said bitterly: "Aren't you afraid that I will sue you!"

"Oh..." Xu Mo said lightly, "I'm afraid, I'm really scared."

This is what Zhou Shuyi wanted to hear.

However, these words are paired with that plain tone, how can they be so irritating!

Think of the other party's id—your pistachio.

What the hell do you call pistachios?

It's just a matter of exasperation!

She gritted her teeth, took two deep breaths, and wanted to refute, but couldn't find any way.

Aggrieved, Zhou Shuyi had no choice but to look at the barrage.

Seeing this, she was even angrier.

Because, the screen is full of...

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I'm dying of laughter, this companion is really good at talking."

"It's confirmed, the profession to accompany me is Onmyoji!"

"I used to play with Sister Zhou to play tricks. This is the first time I saw Sister Zhou being tricked haha..."

"Looking at Miss Zhou's little expression, I'm almost autistic haha."

"The man who made sister Zhou shut up for the first time, this playmate brother is really capable!"

"..."

Zhou Shuyi's eyes were rolled wildly by the gloating barrage.

She was about to vent her anger on the audience, but she accidentally caught a glimpse of the popularity of the live broadcast room - 180 million people.

This surprised her immensely.

If I remember correctly, 3 minutes ago, the popularity of my live broadcast room was only about 150 million.

In just two or three minutes, it skyrocketed by 3.

This rate of increase is somewhat exaggerated.

She wasn't sure if it was because she was being bullied by this stinky companion...

However, the rising popularity also relieved her a lot, and said with a smile:
"Forget it, I don't care about you."

"I knew that Mrs. Zhou has a lot of people. She deserves to be a real man in everyone's eyes."

"?"

"Xianguo, do you dare to report the address!" Zhou Shuyi clenched her silver teeth.

"Sorry, Miss Zhou, I already have a girlfriend." Xu Mo opened his mouth and came.

"Grass!!" Zhou Shuyi's face collapsed, "Pistachio, what the hell are you pretending to be in your mind!"

At this moment, she really wanted to break this companion's head and study it.

It's so cheap!
So irritating!

How did such a company survive until now? !

Zhou Shuyi's face collapsed, but the audience was extremely happy, and everyone gloated.

The words "hahaha" are all over the barrage.

Of course, not only Zhou Shuyi's audience was happy, but also Xu Mo.

[Get negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi]

[Get negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi]

[Get positive emotional value +1 from netizens]

[Get positive emotional value +1 from netizens]

The constant reminders made him smile almost crookedly.

It's just that the emotional value provided by netizens is only 1 every time, which makes Xu Mo a little puzzled.

He had no choice but to ask this question in his heart.

[Back to the host, the greater the reputation of the subject providing the emotional value, the greater the amount of emotional value]

"I see."

After understanding the problem, Xu Mo became more determined.

It seems that they can only stare at Zhou Shuyi alone!

She provides ten points every time, and one person is worth countless ordinary audiences. If she doesn't squeeze anyone!

"week……"

Just when Xu Mo was about to speak, Zhou Shuyi's voice rang out first: "What, is it really Poison Coin and Yu Shuang on the other side? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Xu Mo frowned.

Obviously, this is not what he said to himself, but to the audience.

just this...

Opposite Poison Coin and Yu Shuang?
As an old LOL player, Xu Mo naturally knew these two people in the LOL circle.

The so-called poison coin must be LPL player Doinb.

If I remember correctly, Doinb in this period should be in the QG team.

Not to mention Yu Shuang, like Zhou Shuyi, is one of the four beauties of LPL. Because of her generous and gentle manner, she is nicknamed "Auntie" by the audience, and her popularity is no less than that of Zhou Shuyi.

"Fuck me, the mid laner on the opposite side is really a poisonous coin."

At this time, Zhou Shuyi spoke again, with despair in her tone, "I'm broken, I'm facing him in the middle lane, how can I beat him..."

Xu Mo thought it was a coincidence.

I didn't expect to meet a professional player with a sister in every golden game...

But he didn't panic at all, and comforted: "Sister Zhou, don't panic, I'm here."

"You?" Zhou Shuyi's eyes lit up, "You were lying to me just now, but in fact you are a thousand percent king, right?"

The more she thought about it, the more she felt so.

After all, how can there be a real golden man to play with!
If this "Pistachio" is really a thousand-point king, then even if he loses this round, it won't be too embarrassing to lose.

but……

"No, I mean I'm here. If you are killed by the opponent later, I can collect the body for you."

Zhou Shuyi: "???"

A simple sentence made the little hope in her heart disappear.

It even made her collapse even more.

"Xianguo, you better be busy!" She cursed nonchalantly, "Whether you can talk or not, do you know girls!"

"Of course, I know girls very well. I can see their social habits from what girls like to drink."

"Oh?" Zhou Shuyi didn't expect the other party to answer so seriously, she immediately became interested, "Then tell me."

"For example, women who like to drink milk tea have more girlfriends."

"anything else?"

"There are many stories about women who like to drink liquor."

"anything else?"

"Women who like to drink red wine have more lovers."

Zhou Shuyi pondered for a while, and said with a face of approval: "It seems that this is really the case. What about a woman like me who likes to drink boiled water?"

After asking, she picked up the pink water glass next to the keyboard, and Gulu took a sip of the cool water.

At this moment, the resentment in her heart slowly dissipated.

She even began to look forward to the answer from this cheap companion.

She didn't notice that there were fewer bullet screens in her live broadcast room at the moment, because the audience was also waiting for Xu Mo's answer.

Living up to expectations, Xu Mo pondered for a moment and then gave the answer——

"Too much urine."

"???"

Those two short words made Zhou Shuyi's nearly dissipated resentment instantly recover, even more intense than before.

"Pistachio, I'll go to your uncle!!"

Her pretty face was slightly red, and she cursed disregarding her image, "You have the guts to report your address, I want to challenge you one-on-one!!"

[Negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi]

(End of this chapter)