Almighty painter

Chapter 403 Technical Support

He knew what Mr. Sloth said should be the best way to handle it.

But Gu Weijing couldn't help but ask.

"So what if you want to make her happy?"

"It's also very simple in theory."

"Give her a gift that is more important to her heart, a better gift than an ordinary IPhone 14, and a more romantic gift." Mr. Sloth said calmly, "I think you should know what I mean."

"Huh? A better gift."

Gu Weijing pondered for a moment: "How about buying a 512G iPhone 14 Pro max?"

puff.

Anna's hand shook and she almost combed off a small amount of slightly curly hair on August's abdomen.

The provoked dog's eyes widened and he let out an aggrieved whimper in his throat.

She looked at the phone speechlessly.

really.

It is very difficult to make Miss Elena lose her composure.

The heir to the Elena family, from the days when she was playing with Barbie dolls in the nursery, her grandma taught her how to control her manners, not to show her teeth when she smiles, and how to remain expressionless when she is angry. Angry and self-defeating.

Old Europeans look down on bumpkin-style American bold women like the Kardashian family.

They can also play with flowers, but the important thing is elegance.

Elegance represents absolute control over one's body. Most of the time, it can be equated to a certain extent with being frosty or having a poker face. Emotions are always within one's control.

Even when you sneeze, you should lightly touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth to control the fluctuation of the entire facial muscles to a minimum range.

Not to mention you can’t just yell, twist and shake your butt just to make a short video and become an internet celebrity.

But now this detective cat sister uses her idiotic level of understanding of love.

Almost succeeded in breaking Anna's defense.

If everyone's understanding of emotions is like a painter painting.

Ordinary mature women in their thirties, after falling in and out of love again and again, have the ability to deal with emotions as if they have never attended art school. However, relying on experience with pens and a lot of social practice, they can still draw a picture in front of tourist attractions. A decent sketch portrait of a hawker.

Or like those literary middle-class art lovers who learn to paint by browsing Douyin Xiaohongshu. The professional theory is relatively amateurish, but in terms of practical operation, I have learned everything I should learn from the university of society.

Anna believed that she was as knowledgeable as an academic master like Turner who had undergone systematic education.

She originally thought.

Ms. Detective Cat draws so deeply.

No matter how young you are when it comes to relationships, you should still be at the level of someone who has completed art classes in compulsory education.

what the hell?

This is not the level of middle school graduation.

This is not even as good as a somewhat talented primary school student. He is clearly still at the stage of using crayons to draw lollipops crookedly in kindergarten!

Is the person opposite me a young lady as old as a wolf or a tiger?

Use women's innate delicate talent and sensitivity to deal with emotions.

I spent a long time giving Sister Cat "Anna's Little Emotional Class" for such a long time, how could she answer such a speechless answer.

romantic.

Does she know what romance is?

When such an innocent idiot walks on the street, is he really not afraid of being abducted and sold by a scumbag?

Did she pop out of that secluded monastery?

Not to mention being as mature as his aunt, when his cousin Ole was twelve years old, he could deceive three innocent girls like him at the same time.

Anna thought worriedly, feeling that the task of giving emotional elective courses to her own contracted painters was still very long and arduous.

The girl apologized and rubbed her springer spaniel's ear with the dog's head.

Then he said angrily: "No, no, no, it's not iPhone 14 Pro max, not IPAD, not MacBook. Forget these electronic products. It doesn't matter whether it's 512G or 1TB. This is so wrong. Don't you think it's really wrong?" Didn’t you listen to what I told you before?”

"Romantic, the key to romance is a tacit understanding. The key to making her happy is a tacit understanding."

"A more important gift is not a more expensive gift. These two things are not even remotely related. Since the girl's family doesn't care about Apple phones, is there any difference between buying a high-end and a low-end one?"

Instructor Anna's tone was helpless, "I'm referring to the kind of gift that makes her feel that two people's hearts are connected. The gift that feels like it says nothing but is already worth a thousand words, the gift that makes her feel satisfied."

"Hearts are connected, hearts are connected, hearts are connected."

She repeated the word three times with emphasis.

"It could be a Ray Noir painting, a ray of sunshine, a bouquet of fireworks, a rainbow after the rain. It could be worth hundreds of millions of euros, or it might not cost a penny."

“Money has never been important, the key is just the connection between the hearts. In a pure love relationship, just from the perspective of love, under certain circumstances, even if you buy the entire Apple company as a gift to your partner, it may not be as good as a dog with a smiling face on it. The red apple makes the other person more moved, makes her more romantic and happy."

"Oh, oh oh oh oh."

Gu Weijing held up the microphone, as if a primary school student who couldn't solve the problem and handed in an unqualified math test paper was criticized by the class teacher, and listened humbly to Mr. Sloth's explanation.

I feel like my love experience bar is slowly rising.

Learned it!

"Then what kind of gift is considered to be in tune with each other? Which girl likes to dance. How about giving her a pair of dancing shoes? But she also likes to sing, has played volleyball, and has practiced fencing. She has a wide range of hobbies."

Gu Weijing felt that he seemed to be too concerned about this matter.

He quickly explained.

"My nephew has been pestering me about this matter for a long time. He is hesitant. His approach to this kind of thing makes people feel stupid. He doesn't understand girls' thoughts. I have to help him."

Cat sister.

The nephew is stupid.

You, the aunt, don't look much better.

Maybe the emotional idiotism in your family is hereditary.

When Anna played the role of Mr. Sloth on the phone, she felt really relaxed and relaxed. She rolled her eyes vividly and complained silently in her heart.

"I don't know." She shook her head: "It's impossible for me to know, and it's impossible for you to know, Ms. Cat. This is a matter between your nephew and the girl. Telepathy is when a person sets a password for himself, so that Guess whoever she likes. I can only give him theories, but I can't unlock them for him. It's not like I'm in a relationship with that girl."

"Outsiders can give him a sharp knife to cut off the love thread, but they can't give him the number to unlock the other person's heart. That would become witchcraft."

"This is why, no matter how professional the emotional gurus or marriage counseling experts are, they can solve many emotional conflicts between couples and provide rich big data to support relationship advice, but they will never be able to find a soul mate for a person. How much does it cost? , Ten million, one hundred million, or one billion cannot do it. Money can buy the best skin, but it cannot buy true romance, nor can it buy the smallest happiness."

"And making people happy from the bottom of their hearts is much more difficult and troublesome than making people leave."

So complicated.

Gu Weijing listened in awe to Mr. Sloth's voice on the microphone.

It turns out that it is easy to cut off feelings.

It is so difficult to make a person happy from the bottom of his heart.

There are millions of products in the world that can be chosen as birthday gifts, but only a few can bear the label of "tacit understanding".

I want to pick the right one.

It is no less heroic than the legendary Odysseus who opened his divine bow and shot an arrow through the 12 intertwined rings on the ax handle and hit the bullseye a hundred meters away, or the difficulty of finding a grain of gold sand in the Sahara Desert.

"What I can definitely rule out is that you can stop your nephew from guessing on the iPhone. This is the only answer that is definitely wrong."

Mr. Sloth's tone was half sarcastic, half serious.

Gu Weijing's mouth twitched.

Anna was not entirely joking.

In view of the fact that the aunt and nephew were probably born from the same mold and acted foolishly, Miss Elena felt that it was necessary for her to give a few more pointers.

"Even though I'm not...a woman, I don't know that girl either. But I may have a certain say in what girls from wealthy families are like, and I can roughly guess what they are thinking."

Anna said slowly.

"Believe me. She will give you various hints to buy her various gifts, dresses, jewelry, cosmetics, or this time an iPhone. These are often good gifts, but they are not the best. Female Children don’t say what they want most, especially in a situation like your nephew’s. Both of them are trying to control things, so she should be less likely to say it.”

Miss Elena imagined.

A young campus love that happened on a distant campus in Algeria.

A girl stood on the bank of an insurmountable cliff, looking at the smiling couple in the distance.

As if separated by a light mist.

She could only smile and say to the other party, I like you, but I don't want to cause you any trouble.

You can give me a new mobile phone. Although I don’t need it, giving me a mobile phone is enough to settle the situation.

Inexplicably, she felt some sympathy and pity for her.

It also made her a little angry.

Anna is a strong person at heart, and she can't stand this pitiful girl.

"She will hide the gift she wants most in her heart, let the other person guess, and slowly look forward to it. If she likes your nephew enough, she should have given him some hints, and she will definitely not give me a gift. Hints, but hints that are light, casual, and fleeting like clouds."

"You have someone you like, so I can't tell you the truth. I can only use the most ordinary tone and tell you my inner expectations casually like a joke. I hope you understand, but I'm afraid to say it. Explicit. It should be this kind of mentality, I guess. You can guess right or wrong, just understand the meaning. Boys like girls, girls like boys, it’s nothing more than that. Ms. Cat, you can pay attention to your surroundings Those who are joking with you may have a crush on you." She reminded kindly.

Gu Weijing was slightly in a trance.

He thought about Koko.

That's a girl who walks around the school like a cat and jumps over.

Miss Koko likes to laugh.

She almost always had a smile on her face. Joking with classmates, playing pranks on teachers, teasing girls on the cheerleading team.

How many jokes had she made on herself and how many cold jokes had she told?

Gu Weijing couldn't remember clearly at all.

Could it be that behind Yan Yan's smiling face, there is a girl's heart full of expectations?

what is it.

He thought seriously for a while.

After Gu Weijing thought that what Kou Kou wanted was not a cold steel foil sword for training, or an "Encyclopedia of Home Baking and Cooking" produced by Gordon Ramsay, he decided to temporarily put this complex question aside.

Anyway, Gu Weijing thought.

For now.

Mr. Sloth's first suggestion was the wiser choice.

He shouldn't be so clingy anymore.

It’s just an iPhone. A gentle girl like Sakai Katsuko would 99% not mind buying one as a gift to Kou Kou, who has helped her so much.

There is a step down on both sides.

"Hey, if you figure out the gift that makes the girl happy, and then ask your nephew to tell his girlfriend about it and ask for permission, wouldn't it be cold-blooded, maintain a sufficient sense of safe distance, and allow the three of them to All happy.”

Gu Weijing felt as if he had discovered a vast new continent.

"Big mistake. A classic emotional idiot type mistake. Either you want to be well-liked or you want to be safe. You can't want to be well-liked and safe at the same time. Like you just said, one can't order a veal burger and also Order the lobster tail.”

Anna sniffed.

She used the teacher's attitude to refute the children in the kindergarten who had just learned that one apple plus one apple equals two apples, and the next second she excitedly announced to her classmates that she had proved Goldbach's conjecture that 1+1=2.

The cruelty shattered Gu Weijing's fantasy.

"Not to mention the thoughtful gift, which is not just a mobile phone. No matter how gentle and wealthy a girl is, she may no longer care about her boyfriend giving another girl an IPHONE, or even a more expensive gift, and she may be able to frown and forgive. But if it is a gift that is obviously affectionate, it is absolutely intolerable. This is not a question of money or tolerance, it is a principled question of attitude."

"She will definitely want to tear the mistress's hair or slap her boyfriend in the face. Unless she doesn't love him at all."

Gu Weijing's heart felt cold.

"Secondly, liking is a safe form of expression of love. A girl can stare at a person she likes from a distance without getting close. But when affection is accumulated to the point of true love, it becomes dangerous and completely unpredictable."

"Like is much safer than love. It doesn't require anyone to sacrifice for it. But you can't control something you love deeply. You will watch yourself rushing onto a broken bridge rashly, a broken bridge. Abandoned driveway, even if you jump into the abyss and rush into a life of trembling and fear for the next sixty or seventy years, you will not hesitate at all."

Anna said calmly.

"So you should understand why there is no option to keep people safe while also making people happy and improving their goodwill. This is like a weight-loss cream cake or a kind-hearted perverted killer. It is a completely false proposition."

Gu Weijing was completely wilted.

(End of this chapter)