Rekindle 2003

Chapter 1118 Even if the king of heaven comes today, it will still be 60!

As the year draws to a close, there are always many people discussing the topic of where to spend the New Year this year?
Especially for families where both husband and wife are only children, the topic of where to celebrate the Spring Festival is never out of date.

It is understandable that parents work hard to raise their children and that children are busy with work and rarely come home.

However, the Spring Festival is our country's traditional festival and also the most solemn festival. Our people attach great importance to it, especially the older people.

Parents certainly hope that their children can go back to visit during the Chinese New Year.

The whole family spends a happy New Year together in a lively and lively manner.

Unfortunately, in many families today both husband and wife are only children.

That is to say, you can only celebrate the New Year in one place. It would be more convenient if the girl finds a husband who lives closer to her parents' home.

No matter where you go to celebrate the New Year, you can always make a couple of trips to the other side before and after the New Year.

But if the couple marries far away, one of them may have a lonely New Year.

Taking turns, this method is absolutely fair, very fair.

However, for the elderly whose children cannot accompany them to celebrate the New Year, they may feel a little lost during the New Year.

After all, the Chinese New Year is a time for family reunions, but if the children don’t come back, the home will inevitably be deserted.

The most perfect thing is to bring the elderly from both sides together and celebrate the New Year as a family.

But there are conditions for choosing this method.

It just requires the elders on both sides to make some concessions, avoid major conflicts and frictions when getting along with each other, and be willing to make some sacrifices for the sake of their children. No matter where the children choose to gather as a family to celebrate the New Year, the elders have no objection.

However, not every home has such a harmonious atmosphere, and not every home can accommodate so many people.

Traveling together for the New Year is a good way to solve the latter problem, but the former...

Not all in-laws can get along. It is difficult for them to have the same personalities, living habits and eating habits.

As for where to celebrate the New Year, this question is particularly specific for Emperor Yun, who has six wives.

On the surface, he was born to be a son-in-law, and at this moment, he made it clear that Qin Manyan was the eldest wife. Logically, she should live in the Qin family.

But now that his grandfather is around, who would dare to take him as a son-in-law?
Taking his six wives to his grandfather's house to have some fun was the best way he could think of to celebrate the New Year.

If you do this, no one will have any complaints and you will only feel proud of it.

Going back to Qingjia Village to celebrate the New Year was what he wanted to do most at that time.

But obviously this is not an optimal solution.

After all, except Qin Manyan, the identities of the others who followed him were unclear. They also had relatives in their families, and it would be difficult to explain if they were asked about it during the New Year.

When he went to his grandfather's house to celebrate the New Year, anyone who asked about it would just have to reply casually, "The child went to Xishan," and that was it.

Others did not dare to ask more questions and could only smile with understanding and envy.

But Grandpa Ling directly rejected his proposal for the grandparents and grandchildren to celebrate the New Year together. Even Qingyun's proposal to "pay New Year's greetings to old cadres" was personally called by the old man and told to get lost.

The old man told Qingyun to just pretend that he was not his grandfather, since he would just pretend that he was not his grandson anyway.

This made Emperor Yun very helpless.

Knowing that this was his grandfather's protection of him, he had to appreciate it.

Whether he was happy or not is a matter for later, but he really had no idea where to spend the New Year.

Sister Xiaoya is easy to deal with. She has no home anymore and I am her only one.

Su Daji is easy to deal with. It is her duty to go to the Su family for the New Year, and it is her responsibility not to go.

It’s okay for Zhang Tuijing. The tradition in western Guangdong is that a married daughter cannot spend the New Year at her parents’ home.

The incident caused a lot of uproar at the time, and her relatives probably knew what the situation was.

Gossip is inevitable, but it’s mostly sour grapes.

When the time comes, bring Zhang Li's parents over and let those relatives gossip about it.

In fact, Qing Yun also arranged for many of Zhang Li’s relatives to join the Yanhuang Group in western Guangdong.

Let them do something they can.

We are all employing people, so it doesn’t matter who we employ.

Having an appropriate number of relatives in the company actually helps him to control the entire company.

With such complicated relationships, there wouldn't be many relatives of Zhang Li who would gossip about her.

Only relatives who can bring benefits are relatives. Since they are relatives, they will naturally protect each other.

There are definitely some people who don't know what's good for them, but they are a minority after all.

And Qing Yun wouldn't care. Now he has his own great scholars to debate for him.

Those relatives who think well of him will take the initiative to speak to Zhang Li on his behalf, because this is also human nature.

The ones who are really difficult to deal with are actually Qin Manyan, Tang Qianying, and Chen Yue.

In fact, these three companies have always been in a state of "each having its own expression".

But they are all in Jincheng, so it is a problem as to where to go or not on New Year's Eve, or whether to go to Qin Manyan's house first and then go to Tang Qianying's or Chen Yue's house.

Emperor Yun was overwhelmed by this matter.

So much so that things like the Shenzhou laptop having received rave reviews two weeks after its release did not arouse his interest.

It's all expected and should happen.

It would be strange if we still can't beat him even with all the cheats enabled.

Not to mention the transcript from the first semester of freshman year.

Anyway, at this moment, Wang Dechao's nephew Liu Liu was looking at Qing Yun's transcript in his hand with a look of toothache on his face.

Inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry, physical chemistry, analytical chemistry, biochemistry, chemical engineering principles, chemical process synthesis and analysis, chemical equipment mechanical foundation, chemical thermodynamics, reaction engineering, chemical technology...

Full marks all!

Liu Liu sneered twice.

Is it that this student named Qingyun is gifted, or has our Fudan University become morally corrupted under the erosion of capital?
Slapping the report card on the table, Liu Liu said indignantly,

"Uncle, I have never seen such a shameless person in my life! And he is a scumbag! Morally corrupt! Disgusting!"

Looking at the nephew in front of him, Wang Dechao's heart was filled with mixed emotions. He glared at him unhappily.
"I wish you could learn more about this skill. You're 27 years old, and you're such a scumbag, huh?"

One great thing about living on a youthful campus is that it’s hard to become disconnected from society.

Therefore, Wang Dechao still understands what the word "scumbag" means.

It won't be misunderstood as a 'drained man'.

Well, if this continues, it will be a matter of time before Qing Yun comes.

Recently, Wang Dechao learned a new term from his students:

Straight Boy Cancer.

It is said that it was invented by that little bastard Qing Yun to replace the word "shazhu" which was previously used to describe chauvinism or male chauvinism.

After understanding the connotation of this word, Wang Dechao had to say that this "straight male cancer" is indeed a more accurate description of the clinical manifestations of "not understanding the opposite sex's mind" than "sand pig".

Fudan University School of Medicine then discussed its cause and pathogenesis on the BBS forum.

This cancer is also known as Male abnormal value imposed syndrome (MAVIS).

It is a primary systemic "tumor" that mostly occurs in men, and a small number of women have similar symptoms. It is also called "straight female cancer."

According to the type of lesion, it can be divided into primary male cancer and secondary male cancer, and according to the clinical manifestations, it can be divided into overt male cancer and occult male cancer.

Common clinical manifestations include "not understanding the opposite sex's mind", "male chauvinism", "indifference to women" and "objectification of women", etc., which can appear simultaneously.

Since most male cancer patients are already in the advanced stage when they seek medical treatment, the treatment effect is poor, and the 5-year survival rate (improvement in values) is only 25%.

Students from the medical school concluded that the pathogenesis of male chauvinism is very complex and has not yet been fully understood.

Existing research shows that the incidence of male chauvinism is related to environmental and personal factors, and environmental factors include social and cultural factors and family factors.

The traditional values of "Three Bonds and Five Constant Virtues" require that "the husband is the bond of the wife", that is, the husband is the bond of the wife, and the wife's any behavior must be based on the husband's.

With the progress of the country, the development of society and the liberation of women, the traditional culture's value requirements for women have also broken down.

Despite this, some men still have a certain degree of machismo.

In addition, family and personal factors are also key factors in the formation of straight male cancer.

Since male genital cancer is not a true tumor, routine laboratory tests (such as blood routine, biochemical routine, tumor markers) and imaging tests (X-ray, CT, MRI, PET-CT) cannot detect its existence.

At present, psychological tests are usually used in clinical practice to examine men in order to assess their degree of straightness and determine whether they meet the criteria for straight male cancer.

It should be noted that the content of these tests is greatly influenced by subjectivity, and during the test, the testers can deliberately choose to avoid their true thoughts, which greatly reduces the reliability of these tests.

[Clinical staging]: After the diagnosis of male genital cancer is confirmed, it needs to be clinically staged for subsequent treatment.

The staging of male cancer adopts the internationally accepted tumor staging method - TNM staging.

T (Tumor): refers to the size of the primary tumor. In the staging of cancer, it refers to the severity of cancer. Tis, carcinoma in situ, cancer; T0, no cancer; T1, mild cancer; T2, moderate cancer; T3, severe cancer.

N (Node): Lymph node metastasis. In the male cancer staging, it refers to whether relevant comments have been spread in reality or on the Internet. N0, no relevant comments; N1, relevant comments on the Internet; N2, relevant comments in reality; N3, relevant comments both on the Internet and in reality.

M (Metastasis): It refers to "distant metastasis". In the staging of male cancer, it refers to whether there is any bad behavior such as "touching". M0 means no bad behavior; M1 means bad behavior.

There is still a lack of effective treatment for male chauvinism, and currently comprehensive treatment measures with surgery as the main treatment are still used clinically.

[Surgical treatment]: Also known as "little fist of love treatment". Most patients with early male cancer do not have very obvious symptoms and their condition is mild, so they can undergo surgical treatment to remove the lesions. For patients with early male cancer, when they show symptoms of male cancer, "surgical treatment" can be used to make them understand their mistakes.

Currently, the treatment authorities for this disease are distributed in the southwest and northeast.

Dr. Mu Baolong, a famous male cancer surgery expert, once said, "If a boy has male cancer, it is best to take him to the four major scenic spots of Laozi Shudao Mountain, Gniyier Temple, Grenqi Guidao, and Tuigenidaduan to relax."

Another medical guru, Mother Tiger Murphy, said frankly, "Most likely he deserves a beating, and a beating will do."

Below is a case of surgical treatment for a straight male cancer patient in the early stage.

Nohara Shinnosuke, male, 6 years old, was admitted to the Department of Surgery of the Maria Male Cancer Prevention Hospital because he had been chasing beautiful women for hugs for half a year.

The patient showed early symptoms of male chauvinism, such as dancing the elephant dance in front of beautiful women, asking women for contact information, and following women.

Given the patient's young age and mild symptoms, surgical treatment was considered.

The chief surgeon, Director Mei Ya, used the "lateral cranial compression and reconstruction" procedure to remove the male cancer lesions for the patient, achieving certain therapeutic effects.

Note: Surgical treatment requires precision and speed, precise removal of lesions, and minimization of damage to normal tissues.

When using the "lateral cranial compression reconstruction" procedure, you must pay attention to the strength and method. If it is too light, it will not achieve the ideal treatment effect, and if it is too heavy, it may cause complications such as "concussion", "fighting", and "breakup".

【Internal Medicine Treatment】: Internal medicine treatment is usually used as an auxiliary means of surgical treatment to prevent various complications after surgery. Internal medicine treatment refers to improving the patient's negative value tendency through communication, physical therapy and other means to achieve the purpose of auxiliary treatment.

[Summary]: Male cancer is a systemic "malignant tumor" with relatively mild harm. With the progress of society and development of culture, its incidence rate is gradually decreasing.

However, we must be careful to prevent expanding the diagnosis and misdiagnosing some "straight men" as "straight men with cancer" and attacking and scolding them. This will aggravate the condition and cause some "straight men's carcinoma in situ" patients to progress to "straight men's cancer."

Finally, male chauvinism is preventable, controllable and curable.

The survival rate of "straight male cancer" patients has been significantly improved after treatment. The key lies in early detection, early diagnosis and early treatment.

But what is more noteworthy is that not all men may suffer from this disease.

People whose genes express as 'domineering presidents', 'successful people' and 'handsome men' are immune to this disease.

Wang Dechao sighed, and Liu Liu's ridiculous past events came to his mind. He couldn't help but continue to complain.

"Liu Zi, tell me what you did. Are you sure it's something a normal person can do?"

He is of average height and looks, but as a young professor who graduated with a Ph.D. at the age of 25 and became a master's supervisor at the age of 27, Liu Liu is not unpopular with women.

On the contrary, he is actually very popular with women. After all, the conditions are there, and everyone knows that Liu Liu's prospects are limitless.

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What's more, his uncle, the principal, was standing behind him, and there were so many girls who wanted to meet Liu Liu.

But everyone underestimated Liu Liu's "late stage of straight male cancer".

Recalling the blind date at the Ritz-Carlton buffet, Wang Dechao couldn't help but shake his head.

Liu Liu actually felt that the girl had wasted her meal money because she ate too little, so he directly said to her: "It would be more cost-effective for me to eat at the buffet alone."

Then he actually asked the girls to split the meal expenses.

The scene was so embarrassing that the girl's face turned green. She came back and complained to the introducer, but Liu Liu acted as if it was his own right.

There was also that weekend when three female colleagues in the office invited Liu Liu to go on a self-driving tour together, hoping that he could drive.

But Liu Liu directly refused, saying that he would play games at home on the weekend.

The female colleagues looked at each other in bewilderment and finally had no choice but to leave. However, Liu Liu didn't care at all and continued to immerse himself in his game world.

Occasionally, there are girls willing to play games with Liu Liu, hoping to have more common topics with him.

But Liu Liu scolded the girl and made her cry during the game because she didn't play well enough.

After hearing about this, Wang Dechao could only smile bitterly. His emotional intelligence is really hopeless.

What impressed Wang Dechao the most was the heavy rain that occurred after a blind date.

When the girl saw that Liu Liu brought an umbrella, she came closer, hoping that Liu Liu could take her home.

What a great opportunity!
As a result, Liu Liu pushed the girl away, stuffed the umbrella into her hands, rushed into the heavy rain and ran home, leaving the girl alone in the rain.

Liu Liu shrugged his shoulders and said to Wang Dechao with an innocent look,

"Uncle, I don't have any feelings for those girls."

There was a hint of indifference in his tone, as if he was not interested in these worldly affairs, just like a high monk.

Upon hearing this, Wang Dechao glared at him unhappily.

He couldn't help but sneered, "You think I don't know about your affair with Teacher Li from the School of Mathematics, right?

Still not feeling it? You are just stupid! You are in the terminal stage of male chauvinism! "

Wang Dechao knew that during last summer vacation, Liu Liu finally fell in love with a female teacher.

Liu Liu seemed to have come to his senses and was dating female teachers all day long.

As a result, it failed the day before Chinese Valentine's Day.

That night, Liu Liu and the female teacher had planned to celebrate this special holiday.

They had eaten and watched a movie, and they were close to holding hands.

The female teacher originally asked Liu Liu with great anticipation: "How are you going to celebrate the Qixi Festival?"

She hoped to hear some romantic ideas.

Liu Liu just casually replied: "Just laugh it off, what else can I do?"

The female teacher was a little disappointed, but she still gave Liu Liu a chance.
"I'm going to ask you a question. If you answer it, I'll be your girlfriend."

"Hurry up!" Liu Liu seemed a little anxious.

"What is 59+1?"

Liu Liu answered without hesitation: "60."

The female teacher took a deep breath and gave Liu Liu another chance, "Think about it again, what is 59+1?"

Liu Liu rolled his eyes. "59+1, it equals 60. No matter how I think about it, it equals 60. There is no other answer."

The female teacher sighed and gave him one last chance: "I'll give you one last chance. What is 59+1?"

"How did you learn elementary school math? And you're a math teacher? Aren't you misleading our students?!"

Liu Liu frowned and said firmly, "Even if the king of heaven comes today, it will still be 60!"

The female teacher was furious, leaving Liu Liu standing on the street, puzzled.

The result, naturally, was no result.

The female teacher said that since this kind of straight male cancer cannot be cured, she can only take care of herself. She doesn't want to get breast cancer in the future.

After hearing about it, Wang Dechao was completely speechless.

Liu Liu blushed when he heard this, but soon he stiffened his neck and said,

"If she wants to marry me, just tell me straight out. Why is she beating around the bush? And she's using puns. I don't know what's going on!"

Wang Dechao felt that if he continued talking, he would have a heart attack.

Even this old man knew that '59+1' is the homonym of 'I will marry you', but this idiot just didn't hear it.

He's a fool all day long.

"You might as well say that you have low emotional intelligence! I introduced Xiaoqing to you a long time ago, but you didn't even try to get to know him.

Now, once the results are out, all the teachers in your School of Chemical Engineering who are qualified to teach students will rush to be Qingyun's co-mentor."

Why a co-mentor?

That’s because Professor Chen Yiquan, Qing Yun’s disciple, is a retired teacher who was rehired. According to regulations, he is not qualified to be a doctoral supervisor.

But joint training is possible, and this is also the usual solution for old gentlemen to accept apprentices under normal circumstances.

It’s just that the teacher-student relationship between Qing Yun and Professor Chen Yiquan is a little special, as it is a joint training program across schools.

Speaking of this, Wang Dechao felt a little depressed.

It’s not that Qingyun gave benefits to his hometown school, which made him feel that this was the behavior of an ungrateful person.

Benefiting one's hometown is as normal as returning home in glory.

What made him depressed was... Fudan University?! Joint training with Shu University?!

It's a bit embarrassing to tell others about it!
However, although Professor Chen Yiquan is unknown to the outside world, he is a leading figure in the country's important national affairs.

There is no way that Shu University would allow someone to accept Fudan's re-employment like they did with Zeng Huixian.

There is no such thing as retirement for these elderly people. Even if they can no longer work, they can still work as consultants.

With the help of this joint training model, not to mention how much benefit Liu Liu can get from Qing Yun, being able to connect with Chen Yiquan is already very worthwhile.

Others tried their best to get close to her, but Liu Liu actually shrank back, looking as if he didn't like Qing Yun.

Upon hearing this, Liu Liu sneered, "No, uncle, let's be reasonable.

Isn't it too unreal that a student who is busy doing business and picking up girls every day, crammed for two weeks at school and passed all the professional courses in chemical engineering and got full marks in all courses?

The only reasonable explanation for this score is that the answers were copied directly and there was not enough time to review the question bank.

You taught me to have the character of a scholar since I was a child. I cannot stand this kind of thing."

There was obvious distrust in his questioning.

Wang Dechao shook his head and explained seriously, "Listen to me, this result is not fake.

Don't worry, there are all kinds of people in school. There are indeed teachers who give direct answers, but there are also old gentlemen who don't buy that.

When they heard that Qingyun was going to take an exam, teachers from several subjects started playing tricks on her.

They are also afraid of ruining their reputation, so they set questions with about 10 points that only PhD students can answer. "

His words froze Liu Liu's sneer on his face, and he was stunned.

After a while, he sighed, "If this is the case, what will happen to other students? Will their GPAs be wasted?"

Wang Dechao explained: "They originally planned to give points at their discretion, but they didn't expect Qingyun to get all the answers right.

Even in the physical chemistry class, his answers made Professor Yuan applaud, saying that Qingyun's level is good enough to publish a doctoral thesis directly."

As the president of Fudan University, Wang Dechao has seen many talented people, but this is the first time he has seen a student like Qingyun.

Liu Liu laughed out loud after hearing this, with an incredible look on his face, "Uncle, you can insult my emotional intelligence, but you can't insult my IQ.

Qingyun? Physical chemistry? PhD level? Hahahaha!"

There was obvious sarcasm in Liu Liu's laughter, and he obviously didn't believe that Qing Yun could reach such a high level.

It’s Mr. Xiaoqing.

It’s all over, you still want a doctorate?

Pooh!
Wang Dechao shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "Well, I always thought you had low EQ, but your IQ was still online.

Now it seems that I was wrong.”

After hearing this, Liu Liu put away his sarcasm and asked in confusion, "Why?"

Wang Dechao sighed and patted his shoulder.

"You haven't been to the lab building at Zhangjiang Campus yet, right? If you have time...

Today is the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month, he is probably gone too. Wait until school starts, and then you will know when you go and see him."

Liu Liu scratched his hair, still finding it unbelievable.

Qingyun? Stay in the lab building to do experiments?