Rekindle 2003

Chapter 711 This is called the deadly eighteen squats

"The first show, "The Book of Songs", the lead dancer... why is it Xing Yuanyuan? Didn't it say that this year's lead dancer is Su Caiwei and Teacher Xiao Su?"

"Damn! That would be boring!"

"Yes! The welcome party, for us old students, what we want to see the most is definitely Teacher Xiao Su! Teacher Xiao Su's waist, that's not a waist, it's a murder knife!"

"I heard from the dance team that Teacher Xiao Su said that her ankle was uncomfortable, so she could not participate in this performance. They also said that Teacher Xiao Su had quit the school dance team due to her busy work schedule."

"Haha! Are you stupid? Think about who Teacher Xiao Su's boyfriend is? Mr. Xiao Qing! How could he let Teacher Xiao Su dance on stage?"

"It's so abominable! You actually don't let us see Teacher Xiao Su's graceful dance!"

"Okay, don't be sour. If it were your girlfriend, would you let her go on stage? We are all men, we all understand."

"I definitely won't! The problem is... give me a girlfriend first..."

"So, I still have to watch this freshman party to see if there is a chance to meet those sweet school girls."

Emperor Yun curled his lips and took Teacher Su's hand and walked towards the north area.

Thinking of the angry little man in the office that night, Su Daji couldn't help but pursed her lips and looked at him secretly with a smile.

She was half him, she knew him well.

She is jealous and possessive, so he is no exception.

Ha ha!

That night, the elder sister just used a little trick, and the little man took the initiative to break the situation.

but……

Thinking of this, Su Caiwei lost her temper.

This game is really broken.

Apart from being able to legitimately become his girlfriend and being able to stand openly and openly in the sun, all she gained was a relationship that was constantly being cut and messed up.

The brown candy that couldn't be driven away was the only light in his life. Whoever touched it would die.

This determines that no matter who you are, you have to accept that there are other women in this guy's heart.

So the question is, in the face of love that needs to be divided and shared, what is the difference between two and three, and what is the difference between three and four?

Su Caiwei became more and more aware of Qin Manman's original difficulties.

After changing positions, she could no longer come to the conclusion that "Qin Manman is a pig".

On the contrary, she increasingly felt that Qin Manman's methods were too high.

If you really think about it, Qin Manman is the mistress... but now she has secured her position as the palace lady, letting Tang Qianying, the bug, willingly subjugate her.

If it were her, she wouldn't be able to do it.

That little loli will definitely fight her to the death.

For a moment, Su Daji couldn't think of any good way to break the situation, so she could only sigh depressedly, follow and wait for the weather.

Thinking of this, a pair of deer eyes rolled around. When there was no one on the road, she said with a bright smile, "I'll dance for you another day, okay?"

Emperor Yun was naturally happy.

But after blinking, he asked quietly, "Which dynasty are you wearing?"

Teacher Xiao Su gave him a strange look, "Of course it's from the Zhou Dynasty. "Plucking Wei" is a poem from the Zhou Dynasty, so our clothes are also from the Zhou Dynasty."

After saying that, she gave him a funny look and said, "Don't worry, it's well covered."

Emperor Yun curled his lips when he heard this, "Jump to show me what you are doing wearing such tight clothes."

Su Caiwei narrowed her eyes instantly when she heard this, and placed a small hand accurately on his waist.

Qing Yun smelled danger, but...

But he became stubborn and said plausibly, "Besides, the strict Zhou Dynasty costumes are not the original costumes of "Caiwei"!"

Su Caiwei laughed angrily at him, "The poems of the Zhou Dynasty don't match the clothes of the Zhou Dynasty, so what do you think I should wear?"

Just pretend she doesn't know!
This guy definitely wants her to dance naked for him!
Qing Yun glanced at her, and then chuckled, "Tell me first, the era background of the poem "Plucking Wei"."

Teacher Xiao Su also laughed when he heard this.

Doesn't this bastard just want to sophistry that this is a poem from the Pre-Qin period, and the date cannot be determined, so as to push it up, and sophistry that it is a song from the Xia Dynasty or even the tribal period, so that he can dress cooler and dance for him?
She may not know about other poems, but she still knows the creative background of the poems related to her name.

"There are several views, one is the farewell song of the soldiers during the Zhou Dynasty when they went to war, the other is the poem written by the poets during the Zhou Yi Dynasty to express anger against the invasion of China by the Rong and Di, and Fudan University's view is that it was the defense against the northern nomads during the Zhou Xuan Dynasty. A self-defense response to an intrusion.”

Teacher Xiao Su's answer naturally won the applause of Emperor Yun.

Su Caiwei snorted proudly, looked at him, and asked him to speak.

Emperor Yun was happy. If Teacher Xiao Su said the first two views, he would still have to work hard to fool him for a long time.

But speaking of the last one, it’s the period of King Xuan of Zhou, so I’m sorry.

"According to the inference of Mr. Zhu Kezhen, the period from about 1000 BC to 850 BC was the first recorded cold period, and thereafter was the second warm period in the history of Chinese civilization, that is, from 850 BC to AD 476 BC, which covers the Western Zhou Dynasty and the Spring and Autumn Period.

In other words, according to the climate period, the Western Zhou Dynasty is divided into three periods: the end of the first warm period, the first cold period, and the early period of the second warm period.

King Xuan of Zhou reigned from 828 BC to 782 BC, so that was the second warm period. "

Having said this, Emperor Yun had to say that this was the benefit of having more people for his father-in-law.

Tang Qianying's father, Comrade Tang Jianzheng, is a professor of humanities and social sciences who engages in historical archeology. The reason why he became a scholar to aid Africa is because he is an expert in the Xia, Shang and Zhou chronology project and can help African countries determine their history.

No matter how outrageous and nonsense the Xia, Shang and Zhou Dating Project is, it is China's first large-scale scientific research project that combines humanities and social sciences with natural sciences and multi-disciplinary cross-integration to jointly tackle key problems. The research methods are combined with archaeology. , knowledge and technical support in multiple disciplines such as history, astronomy, calendar, chemistry, physics, economics, etc.

Although its results have been jokingly called 'a bad project in academia,' the results themselves are not important. What is really important is the far-reaching impact it has had on academia.

It truly opened up multidisciplinary collaborative research in Chinese academic circles.

Of course, it also gives water papers a new idea and method. For example, if you study economics, you can cross disciplines to agronomy, write about the impact of changes in ancient millet and millet on the formation of agricultural society, and write about discussions on the economic status of prehistoric wheat.

Otherwise, under the single-disciplinary model, how could there be so many research fields for hundreds of thousands of doctoral students to publish papers.

In his previous life, Emperor Yun often studied interdisciplinary matters.

Of course, no matter how shabby this 'result' is, it does solidify the foundation for the world's undisputed belief that 'Chinese history began in 841 BC'.

In order to please his father-in-law, Emperor Yun had to write down some useless knowledge so as not to have nothing to say at the dinner table. In 841 BC, the Republic of China took over as regent, and in the next 13 years, it entered the reign of King Xuan of Zhou Dynasty.

King Xuan of Zhou, the first king in history.

And his son is King Zhou Li, who is famous as the "Fenghuo Opera among the Princes". It's hard not to know.

so...

Under the surprised expression of Teacher Xiao Su who saw a ghost, Emperor Yun continued his pretentious performance.
"And what is the concept of a warm period? According to Mr. Zhu Kezhen's conclusion, there was no ice in eastern Shandong at that time, and people wore single clothes. The entire Central Plains region could produce two crops a year, and there were many subtropical plants such as bamboo and plum trees."

Having said this, he squeezed Su Daji's little hand and said, "Have you seen the TV series Fengshen Bang? The costumes in it are the original warm period costumes."

In fact, it's quite appropriate for the occasion, Daji...is a girl from the Su tribe.

The surname "Qing", according to the genetic sequencing of later generations, is one of the few pure-blood Han surnames that have not undergone ethnic integration. It is also a sub-surname, the same surname as King Zhou and Emperor Xin.

As for how King Zhou was defeated, historians have something to say, but it is not the same as what is said in textbooks.

After hearing this, Su Caiwei's face turned green.

The clothes in "The Legend of the Gods"...

It feels even more astringent when worn than when not worn.

Forget about petal skirts, sleeveless skirts, grass skirts, and outfits similar to pantyhose are not uncommon.

And the dissolute and immoral King Zhou wore briefs all year round, which was really eye-catching.

Qing Yun said, where is this? The 90 "Feng Shen Bang" is actually the second edition. The first edition a year ago was called 'art'!
It's a pity that it was ordered to stop broadcasting after only five episodes. The reason for the suspension was that it was too close to the original work and the fashion was amazing.

Later, he couldn't find it no matter how hard he looked, not even the Evil Demon King Tang Qianying could find that version. He could only admire some cool stills in the forum of Tianzhiya to reminisce about the style of those years.

However, even if it is the 90 version of "The List of Gods", Teacher Xiao Su said that it is difficult to accept it.

It's comparable to underwear for adults.

He hit him with an elbow, and Su Daji, who blushed with embarrassment, said that she didn't want to be Su Daji!
She wore a Zhou Dynasty toga dress. Some people don’t know what to look at, whether they like it or not!

"You don't know how to dance this dance, do you?"

Su Caiwei rolled her eyes at him when she heard this.

of course not!

She can also dance "Whirling Dream", "Little Guli", "National Unity as a Family", "Little Sheep on the Grassland", "Morin Fiddle" and other ethnic dances...

Children's dance!

Looking at Teacher Xiao Su's obviously embarrassed face, Qing Yun smiled, "I'll teach you a simple one. You'll definitely look good dancing!"

Su Caiwei, who was a little embarrassed at first, was surprised when she heard this.

Not to mention that it was impossible for him to be exposed to the hobby of dancing in his life, so a straight male terminal cancer patient said that he could teach her to dance?
Su Daji sneered, put her hands on her chest and let him start his performance.

Emperor Yun licked his lips and squatted down directly. He held his thighs with both hands and made a dozen and a half squats in succession.

Teacher Xiao Su was immediately confused, "Is this a dance?"

What the hell?

She felt...even if it was a deep squat, this was a squat with substandard movements, right?
I knew this product was unreliable!

What an aesthetic!
emmm...it seems that I can't say that.

The aesthetics of this product are actually quite good, otherwise I would be sorry for her appearance.

But my ability to appreciate dance is really worrying.

Upon hearing this, Emperor Yun smiled and shook his head, saying that Teacher Xiao Su did not understand the essence of this dance move.

After glancing that there was no one around, he pulled her to the corner and said, "Watch my face."

The enchanting version of Sunshine Big Boy is online instantly.

As a senior connoisseur of videos of "normal outfits without bad guidance" in her previous life, Qing Yun imitated these dances with ease.

Those temptations that are shown in the video, those graceful meshes, cheongsams and 36D, those actions that for the first time pave the life slide for future generations of sunny boys...

Mai Suier, Bai Shanshan, Lin Dandan, Wu Nana, Ge Qiqi, Wang Sisi, Ma Shasha, Qi Yuanyuan, Jiang Lulu, Chen Tingting...

At this moment, the spirit possessed was perfectly reproduced vividly by Emperor Yun.

In the era of real estate collapse in the previous life, countless men studied the history of Lao Xu's failure on toilet paper and flannel under the night light, hoping to find some justice for themselves or their parents' hard-earned money.

But their sea of ​​consciousness records the details of these dancers from the depth of sensibility, and their nerves follow the steps of the sonnet and consider the luster of their legs.

In those bright mornings, their first chant must be dedicated to these girls. Under the warm sunshine of the newborn, they feel the life of Lao Xu, and smile in the twinkling of the stars, hoping that on the Internet Under the care of them, a couple will form a post-modernist couple, and they will live happily ever after in the depiction of fiber optics and reality, just like a poet falling in love with a muse.

then……

Lao Xu, who owed countless debts and deprived countless people of their savings for generations, was not greatly resented, but only envied for his romantic style.

I have to say, this is the greatness of art.

Su Caiwei, who couldn't understand this kind of pilgrim mentality, felt like her eyes had been filled with pepper water when she saw this. She couldn't bear to look at the wretched appearance of this little bastard.

The security guards at the dark post who followed the two of them from a distance looked at the enchanting dance of Mr. Xiaoqing in front of them, and their necks twitched, and they endured it very hard.

Teacher Xiao Su quickly pulled this shameless beast up, raised his leg and kicked him.

At this time, Emperor Yun leaned close to her ear and said softly, "This is called the Eighteen Fatal Squats."

Those inappropriate actions full of hints made the female doctor Su Caiwei not know what they were, and she stretched out her face to deal with the bitch with a blushing face.

After grabbing and beating him desperately, Su Daji's face suddenly turned gloomy, her face almost dripping with water, and she growled, "You know how to mess with me!"

Thinking of the shameless postures he had coaxed and played with a few nights ago, Teacher Xiao Su felt extremely embarrassed.

Thinking back to the scene where he secretly teased her in front of Qin Manman and others yesterday afternoon... When she heard him say this again, Su Caiwei couldn't help but feel a wave of sadness, and she felt extremely sad.

Sure enough...are you cheap?

That's why this heartless ghost was dragged down step by step.

……

(End of this chapter)