Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch

Chapter 154 The cultural level of the city that never sleeps suffers a fatal blow! (Ask for a monthly pass!)
Li Youzhi's live broadcast room.

Caught in the middle by two hard-wearing Datang Tigers, the young lady dancer who faced Li Youzhi's question with a confused face made netizens burst into laughter;

"What the hell kind of question is this? Serious people who read "Journey to the West" will remember what kind of monkey Monkey King is! Hundan!"

"It's too tricky! I think you just want to make things difficult for Miss Sister!"

"Hahahaha, a screenshot of Miss Sister's expression! Desperately illiterate has a sense of sight!"

"So... what kind of monkey is it? Curiosity has been aroused!"

At the scene, seeing the dancer girl completely stunned, as if her whole brain was about to shut down, Li Youzhi raised his hand and stroked his slightly raised mustache, and raised the corners of his mouth.

"It seems that in this city that never sleeps, the cultural level of our Datang employees still needs to be improved. Let me tell you, you remember clearly; in the section about the true and false Monkey King, Tathagata Buddha once said that Sun Wukong is a spiritual stone monkey! You must remember Stop it, if a tourist asks you this question in the future, don’t let me lose my reputation as a master of martial arts in the prosperous Tang Dynasty!”

Facing Li Youzhi's earnest instruction and earnest exhortations, Miss Wumei pursed her mouth.

(っ-) How can tourists ask such tricky questions? Hey!

But before she complained, the "Tang Taizong" in front of her got worse.

"It seems that you don't know much about Journey to the West, are you familiar with Tang poetry?"

Faced with Li Youzhi's question, the young lady's eyes instantly regained their brilliance,

As a performer in the city that never sleeps in the Tang Dynasty, my sister, I listen to Tang poems and go to work!

Seeing the little sister nodding wildly, Li Youzhi chuckled: "In the prosperous Tang Dynasty, there are countless famous poems by poets, and they are a treasure of Chinese civilization. Let me ask you; what is the next sentence of the bright moonlight in front of the bed?"

"It's suspected to be frost on the ground!"

Seeing Miss Sister's restored look, Li Youzhi smiled to show his approval.

"So when and what time was this poem written?"

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Hearing Li Youzhi's third question, not to mention the netizens in the live broadcast room, even Liu Meng and Zhou Yuan, who were holding the young lady on the left and right, couldn't help but rant!
Hearing the Kuku laughter of the two soldiers on the left and right with their faces hidden behind their pockets, the beautiful almond eyes of the dancer girl completely lost their luster.

Your Majesty...or you will kill me!
There is no ten-year history of mental illness, so I can't think of such a tricky question!
All the fun people in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy, and the number of likes soared rapidly as the barrage area was full of hahahaha;
"Lingming stone monkey, I can bear it, it is indeed mentioned in the book. But whoever recites Tang poetry wants to see when it was written!"

"I feel sorry for Miss Wu Yan, this is not a problem that normal people can think of!"

"Zhuo! I memorized Tang poems. Except for Li Bai and Du Fu, I can't even remember the name of the author! Who the hell can remember when the poem was written?"

Seeing the barrage of condemnation in the live broadcast room, Li Youzhi showed a polite smile.

Damn, he doesn't want to know about this question, and he hasn't learned it from Chinese books.

However, when I was in junior high school, there was such a big problem in the final physics paper, which killed the whole class of top students and scumbags.

Li Youzhi was very worried about the only exam in which he didn't get a full score in logistics.

"I don't know? Listen carefully; this poem was written in 726 A.D., which is the 14th year of Kaiyuan in the meeting of my great-grandson Xuanzong Li Longji. From the brightness of the moonlight and the atmosphere suspected to be frost on the ground, this poem The poem was written around September [-]th.

According to Qiuyue's perspective, it can be known that this poem was written around nine o'clock in the evening.According to the daily life routine of working from sunrise to sunset, Li Bai, a boy, had a little insomnia that night, so he wrote this famous poem through the ages. "

After patting the dancing lady who wanted to cry without tears, Li Youzhi stood over.

"Okay, let's take a photo!"

Through the screen of the live broadcast room, I saw Li Youzhi leading a group of fierce soldiers, squeezing the weak young lady in the middle, and the whole thief fell into the style of the police force. Netizens and tourists around were all haha.

But after laughing, thinking about the tricky question Li Youzhi asked just now, and the answer that was engraved in his mind just once...

The number of likes in the live broadcast room began to soar!
"666! Although these questions are a bit weird and tricky, the format of this question and answer is very interesting!"

"Indeed, I now know that Sun Wukong's breed is the Lingming Stone Monkey, and I also know that "Quiet Night Thoughts" was written in 726 AD, and it was around nine o'clock in the evening on September [-]th!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, itchy scalp! No, it's knowledge! It's the feeling of knowledge pouring into my brain!"

"If my Chinese teacher had taught me this way, why would I not have been admitted to Peking University?"

"Hahaha, it's hard to embarrass the young lady in the city that never sleeps, so please continue, and don't let any staff in the city that never sleeps be spared!"

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Hearing a soft beep from the system, Li Youzhi stroked his beard and raised his eyebrows.

Not far away, the performance of the goddess of the prosperous Tang Dynasty has ended. The actor playing Wu Zetian is waving to the audience. Li Youzhi pinches the jade belt around his waist and raises his hand.

"Go, let me restrain that vixen!"

Among the crowd, seeing Li Youzhi, who was leading the soldiers armed to the teeth, followed the path that the tourists automatically gave way, and started the "arrest and torture" mode in the city that never sleeps, Pan Yanyan of Chang'an Cultural Tourism was in a daze for a while. .

Originally, she wanted to show her friendship as a landlord, and after the cosplay performance by Li Youzhi and his party, she took this group of little brothers from other places for a tour of the city that never sleeps.

Just now she was still thinking hard, whether she should ask the staff from the Nightless City to guide her later, not to mention that there were too many people and she couldn't keep up with the performance.

But now, Miss Pan feels that she is thinking too much;
My own tour guide is completely redundant!
(ˇˇ) Perhaps, this is the legendary social phobia...

Jingle Bell.

Just as sister Xiao Pan was thinking this way, the phone in her hand suddenly vibrated.

Seeing that it was the director calling, she immediately got out of the crowd and found a relatively secluded place to pick it up.

"Hey! Xiao Pan, I saw some netizens posting the cosplay performance of that group of college students today, isn't the time too short? I think it ended in less than 2 minutes!"

"Is it because there are so many people in the city that never sleeps, and they are a little stage frightened? I saw that the performance in the video is very good, and the costumes and styles are particularly good!"

"Why don't you tell them to wait until after nine o'clock for another show? Tell them, don't hold back just because there are too many tourists!"

Beside the noisy pedestrian street, listening to Feng Yuan's loud instructions on the other end of the phone, Sister Xiao Pan pursed her lips.

She raised her head silently, and glanced at Li Youzhi and his party not far away through the tourists swarming around Li Youzhi and the others.

"Wu Mei, let me ask you: Which two mountains did Yugong move?"

"Tai, Taixing, Wangwu... right."

"Congratulations, you got the answer right! So who are the gods who moved these two mountains for Yu Gong?"

"what……"

Amidst the continuous laughter of the tourists, the unconventional Tang Taizong was blasting with tricky questions one after another.

Looking at the actress who played Wu Zetian, the exquisite makeup on her face was soaked in cold sweat from each question, sister Pan took a deep breath.

(`^) Can't let go?

They can let go too much!
……

In just over 40 minutes, Li Youzhi "tortured" Wu Zetian, Tang Xuanzong, Yang Guifei and other live actors in the city that never sleeps one after another.

Followed one by one such as; "What is the name of the Yellow Emperor, and what is his surname?" "Is the lucky cat raising its left hand a male cat or a female cat?" "How long is the Yangtze River, and how wide is the widest place?" "Wish to be a lovebird in the sky, pull up willows on the ground, how many characters did you mention?"...

From historical allusions to poems and songs, from addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to brain teasers.The endless tricky questions made the staff caught by Li Youzhi sweat coldly.Occasionally, a "virtuous person" can pass the customs smoothly, and Li Youzhi will "reward" the staff with the small items he is carrying, even some snacks he picked up from the tourists.

This kind of contrast style caused bursts of laughter from the audience.

With the staff who were surrounded by Taizong's soldiers and questioned in cold sweat, the number of likes in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room increased even more!
But Li Youzhi didn't particularly embarrass the on-site staff. Seeing that the other party couldn't answer, he directly asked the soldiers to take a photo together and let the staff leave.

It's just that the sentence "Come on, let's take pictures" also made the staff feel a ton of contempt while being amnesty!
"I ask you, how far is Sanshe to retreat?"

"Don't know? Ah, come on, let's take a picture."

As Li Youzhi pulled the actor who played Li Bai to stand in front of Sister Xiaopan's mobile phone, stroked his beard with one hand, and compared scissors with the other hand, the netizens in the live broadcast burst into laughter again.

"Fucking shit, this little brother is going to kill me laughing. From now on, you don't need to talk about hot chicken when you despise someone. Let's take pictures directly! Learned, learned!"

"Really - the master of Chang'an is back!"

"Employee of Nightless City: If I knew there were tourists like you, I should have taken the public examination!"

"This night, the cultural level of the employees in the city that never sleeps has suffered a fatal blow!"

"Emma, ​​I cried tears of laughter this night. What kind of treasure boy is this!"

"Ahh! Stay in Chang'an, don't leave, don't leave!"

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after an hour,

When Li Youzhi let go of the last group of young ladies who were playing Dunhuang murals in the pedestrian street, under the resentful gazes of the young ladies, a systemic chime suddenly appeared next to his ears.

(End of this chapter)