Chapter 2 First Kill Reward!

At this time, more than 40 replies have been accumulated in the comment area.

Much of it is sarcasm.

"Who knows, my family, just because I paid for a meal for my sister, it seems to be courting her? Let me tell you, if a girl sells your VX for fifty, she already thinks highly of you, at least you In her mind, there is still a value of 50 yuan! Just like you, you still have the face to ask how to find a girlfriend, how to become a star? Go to hell!"

"The bottom is dead! I still want to find a goddess-level partner with such a look. There are not too many Puxin men now! It is recommended to change the head before coming out, otherwise it will be too scary!"

"Zhou Jingyao is the goddess of the foreign language department. Why don't you have a clue? Who gave you the courage to think that you are worthy of her? If you want to find a girlfriend like you, go reincarnate!"

[Suggestion received (go to die), difficulty 10 stars, after completion, you can get an S-level reward box]

[Suggestion received (reincarnation), difficulty 15 stars, after completion, you can get SS level reward box]

[Suggestion received (change head), difficulty 19 stars, after completion, you can get an SSS-level reward box]

"..."

Li Youzhi was speechless for a long time looking at the system prompts that were refreshed with vicious comments.

After all, the system still thinks highly of him—he just died once, and he has no courage at all!

Although this face makes people despair, it's better to live than to die, isn't it?

[Solemn reminder: Users can choose the suggested task of corresponding difficulty to complete according to their own situation.The system will not force the user to choose, but the higher the difficulty level of the selected suggestion, the richer the reward will be]

Seeing the novice Tip that jumped out of the system, Li Youzhi felt a little more comfortable.

After viciously looking at the comments that were clearly for Zhou Jingyao, he snorted coldly.

It's fine to be bullied by fate, you stinky bastards also want to ride on the head of King Benyan to shit.

Little Bitches just wait for me, this matter is not over!
Ignoring the ridicule, Li Youzhi continued to read the comments.

Amidst a lot of vicious ridicule, a slightly fresh and refined comment quickly caught Li Youzhi's eyes.

Frog who can’t eat enough: "There are enough sluts in the comment area! Objectively speaking, my condition is still good, but I just don’t know how to take care of myself. I suggest that I change my hairstyle and outfit. My brother black The eye circles are a bit heavy, so it is recommended to wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses at ordinary times. With a slanted hairstyle and a black casual suit, your temperament will be improved by at least [-]%! Come on, buddy!"

woo woo woo...

Seeing the reply in the comment area, Li Youzhi felt that the world was still a little colorful.

Look, look!
There are good people in this world!
He must be very handsome.

[Receive suggestions (change hairstyle and outfit, difficulty 3 stars), and you will get F-level reward box after completion]

Holding the mobile phone, Li Youzhi, who finally got a serious suggestion, stood up from the rooftop in a jerk.

The real strong will never resent the current predicament.

Self-pity is useless.

Self support is the only option to get out of the quagmire!

Looking at this vast world, the species that can survive are never the most beautiful, nor the strongest, or even the smartest—but the most common, the ones that can best adapt to the current situation. O species of reaction and action!
Pushing open the small door on the roof, Li Youzhi, who completed the PUA on himself, quickly ran down the dormitory building.

He ran out of the school under the eyes of his classmates, and plunged into the living street at the school gate.

……

an hour later.

A black suit, a white vest, a pair of white casual shoes, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses without prescription have been equipped on Li Youzhi.

Sitting in front of the mirror in the barber shop, Li Youzhi's lips were trembling as he watched the new hairstyle that the androgynous teacher Tony made for him.

After scanning the QR code to pay for Mr. Tony, the last 50 yuan also disappeared.

Seeing this new image bought with 515 yuan, Li Youzhi gradually became grim.

Right now, he really wanted to beat up the one who made the suggestion—what kind of suggestion?
Originally, I was just ugly, but now I'm so fucking ugly and ugly!
"That... classmate, please calm down."

On the side, Teacher Tony, who was watching him carefully, shrank his neck and silently put away the scraper on the workbench.

Realizing that Teacher Tony was trembling with the resentment emanating from his body, Li Youzhi let out a long breath.

Forget it, don't bother with this poor ugly monster.When you enter the door, you should realize that if you put a photo of such an ordinary-looking star on the wall, this person's aesthetics must not be good.

Thinking about it, he took out his phone and took a selfie.

beep!
[Detected that the user has successfully completed a suggestion]

【Reward F-Class Treasure Chest X1】

[It is detected that the user completed the suggestion for the first time, and the novice benefits are being distributed... Treasure box level +2]

[The C-level reward chest is opening...]

[Congratulations to the user for acquiring the skill-Russian specialization. Description: After using it, you can immediately comprehend all Russian grammar and enough Russian vocabulary for daily communication. PS: Suka Bulie is a swear word, but Davari is a belief! 】

Following the reminder sound that emerged in his mind, the scenes and corresponding sounds suddenly passed quickly in Li Youzhi's mind...

"Чтобысталин!Длясоветскоймать! Ура!"

Amidst the artillery fire, the tall figure standing on the trench shouted.

"Хлеббудет, молокобудет, всебудеттам.!"

In the dimly lit factory, a small man surrounded by workers shouted.

"Всемгновенно, всепройдет, апрошлоестанетидеальнымвоспоминанием."

On the banks of the Volga River covered with maple leaves, a melancholy poet murmurs...

Scenes and sentences merged rapidly in Li Youzhi's mind, and a large amount of information poured into his memory, making him dizzy for a while.

Following the swollen temples, he closed his eyes.

After an unknown amount of time, when he opened his eyes again, he saw Teacher Tony behind him hiding behind the chair with a nervous face.

"Student, if you think the hairstyle is not good, let's adjust it... If it doesn't work, I will give you half of the money back."

Sukabriet!
Casting his eyes on the guilty teacher Tony, Li Youzhi turned around and took off a guitar that was used as a decoration in the barber shop.

"Boss, here is your student ID card. Let me borrow this."

"Hey, it's done!"

Holding a guitar, wearing a black suit and a new hairstyle, Li Youzhi walked towards the door.

Before going out, Li Youzhi stopped in his tracks, turned around and pointed to the poster on the wall.

"Also, boss, change this poster in your store! Put a more beautiful one on it, it will make you look more aesthetically pleasing."

"Ah, ah, ah?"

Following the direction of Li Youzhi's finger, Teacher Tony looked at it, and suddenly his expression became strange.

Depend on!
That was Jin Yan, known as the most beautiful man in domestic entertainment!
If that's not pretty enough, what kind of looks are considered high-end?
The mother is not very good-looking, but her eyes are quite high!

At the same time that Mr. Tony was slandering, Li Youzhi had already gone straight to the girls' dormitory with his guitar in his hand.

After merging the Russian specialization skills just now, Li Youzhi suddenly remembered something.

The girl who sold her original body is a Russian major.

The more he looked at his own image, the more angry he became, Li Youzhi decided to vent his anger on a scumbag!
……

When Li Youzhi appeared downstairs in the girls' dormitory, it immediately attracted onlookers.

In the environment of a university campus, gossip spreads faster than A virus.

In a few hours, the matter of Li Youzhi and Zhou Jingyao has been spread by the majority of melon friends.

Seeing Da Gua Ben Gua appearing downstairs in the girls' dormitory, wearing a handsome suit and holding a guitar, the students who hadn't eaten the melon just now immediately surrounded him.

Among the crowd, a figure wearing sad frog pajamas and holding a generation of instant noodles in his hand was taken aback for a moment.

Chewing the crispy noodles, Tu Susu's eyes flickered.

"He really changed his hairstyle, he really changed his clothes, he really wore black-rimmed glasses!"

In an instant, a strange feeling rose from the bottom of Tu Susu's heart.

This feeling is like playing with Barbie dolls when I was a child... A sense of manipulation as an old mother arises spontaneously.

However, the classmates around her had a different attitude.

"Help! He changed his hairstyle and outfit...why does he look more funny?"

"Pfft, I have to question the saying that a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle."

"Laughing to death, but this little brother is quite persuasive. I saw him shaking his hands before, someone asked him to change his hairstyle and clothes, and he really did it. The courage is commendable, but the foundation is too bad... ..."

beep!
[Received amazing value, 135 points]

Hearing the soft beep of the system next to his ear, as well as the discussions and pointing around him, Li Youzhi's heart was bleeding.

In the first 20 years, no matter where I went, what I heard was "Why is he so handsome?", how could I be ridiculed by such a group!
Taking a deep breath, Li Youzhi felt that he should not be affected by these evaluations.

So what's wrong with me?

You don't know what the level of Teacher Tony outside this crappy school is?

Don't you know what level of vision the owner of the clothing store on Life Street has?

In order to prevent himself from being overwhelmed by head-on death, Li Youzhi decided to temporarily open the situation.

One's own conditions must not be improved in a short period of time.

Since this underlying logic cannot be broken, then if you can blame others, you must not blame yourself.

The main thing is to refuse internal friction!
Thinking of this, Li Youzhi shouted at the girls' dormitory.

"Zhou Jingyao! I know you're here. Although you sold me on Xianyu, the feelings I have given you for the past month are true. As the saying goes, there is a beginning and an end. I wrote a song for you, and now I give it to you!! "

As he shouted, the surroundings burst into laughter again.

Everyone knew that Li Youzhi was putting gold on his face.

What is a beginning and an end?

In the beginning, you were sold online by others!
Automatically blocking those ridicules, Li Youzhi picked up the guitar.

Before time travel, he could play the guitar.Although it has not reached the level of perfection, it is enough.

As he plucked with his fingertips, the cheap guitar, which was originally only used for decoration, issued a muddy and low string tone.

Hearing that although it was flawed, it was inexplicably a bit of a prelude, and the students watching the excitement gradually became quieter.

In the silence, Li Youzhi stared in the direction of the girls' dormitory building and opened his voice.

"Шагза 20, Рукимокрые, Мненехватит..."

Like a traveler walking alone in the deep forest, his voice was tired and hoarse.

The unique Russian pronunciation and tongue roll give his voice the texture of a traveling bard.It seems that it is not singing, but telling a tortuous and turbulent epic.

On the side, the students who had just quieted down let out a low cry.

"I'll go, or Russian?"

"Hey? Isn't Zhou Jingyao a Russian major? He even wrote a song for Zhou Jingyao in Russian, the most affectionate in Rongcheng!"

"What's the meaning of this lyrics? Is there anyone who can understand it?"

"I don't know, but it sounds sad..."

At the same time, in the open-air corridor on the second floor of the dormitory.

Looking at Li Youzhi who was singing affectionately downstairs, Zhou Jingyao, who was wearing a long white dress and had black hair, curled her lips, a trace of smugness flashed across her face.

"This person is really... just a dog licker, and I insist on adding drama to myself. What age is it, and he still sings love songs downstairs in the dormitory, low to death."

Hearing what she said, several roommates and sisters beside her also sneered.

"Oh, doesn't this mean that our family Yaoyao is attractive."

"Yes, yes, a dog who was sold for 50 yuan is so affectionate. If you really chat with him for a month, he will die in love?"

The few people who were touting didn't notice that a little old lady with silver hair was standing in the open-air corridor at this time.

Hearing the discussion of several people, the old man frowned tightly.

She looked at Zhou Jingyao and Li Youzhi downstairs.

At this time, Li Youzhi had already finished singing the main song.

With a low humming, his singing voice suddenly became high-pitched!
"Умри, еслименянелюбишь. Яломаюруки, яломаюгубы. Яломаютвоётелонасквозь!"

Hearing his almost gnashing of teeth singing voice, and that sonorous Russian pronunciation, Zhou Jingyao hissed a few times.

"Why are you so impatient while singing?"

"Yeah, the smell is a bit wrong!"

This time, the little old lady couldn't help it.

"I remember you guys majored in Russian, right? I met you in my class, how many of you don't understand the meaning of this song?"

Hearing her voice, Zhou Jingyao and the others were startled.

"Sun... Teacher Sun!"

Seeing her professional teacher, Zhou Jingyao and the others quickly greeted her respectfully.

Casting a cold glance at the students, Professor Sun Zhihua of the Department of Foreign Languages ​​looked at Li Youzhi downstairs.

"If/You don't love me/Go to die"

"I'll break your wings/bite your lips/destroy your flesh"

"If you don't love me / just die"

"what?"

Hearing what Sun Zhihua said, Zhou Jingyao and the others were stunned.

"Mr. Sun, what are you talking about?"

Sun Zhihua, who put his hands on the railing, turned around with strange and sullen eyes.

"The meaning of the lyrics. Thanks to you guys who are also majors in Russian, the young man is cursing you to death downstairs, and you are still here thinking that he is singing a love song for you. Sigh..."

"Student, remember today. When you are old, look back, among the many suitors you have abandoned like shoes, there is one with a gorgeous soul."

"From the outside, maybe this young man is not good enough for you. But from the inside, it's his luck that this young man didn't walk with you."

After saying this, Sun Zhihua left without looking back.

Behind her, those eyes looking at Zhou Jingyao became wonderful.

(End of this chapter)

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