Chapter 364 King, No Love Needed! (seeking a monthly ticket)
Through the drone screen, seeing Li Youzhi showing off two whole fish fillets in front of four female guests, Master Tian's mentality collapsed!
As the producer of the program, why did you invite Li Youzhi to come over?
The purpose is to use Li Youzhi's current traffic to boost the show's popularity!
How did it become popular?
In a love variety show, it must be a sweet interaction with female guests, flirting with each other is expected, and only then can the post-production and editing have a chance to play!

Seeing that Li Youzhi didn't want to get in, and that the show was bad from the beginning, Teacher Tian hurriedly signaled a few female guests to go to the jungle to find kitchen supplies.

After waiting for several female guests to enter the jungle, Master Tian led Chen Yuming and Wei Yao from Group 9 to the rocky beach where Li Youzhi was.

"Xiaozhi, what's the matter with you? Are you sure you're here to record a romance drama?"

Li Youzhi, who had a full meal, was throwing the heads and viscera of two black snappers into the rocky beach to make a nest. Hearing Tian Shi's question, he silently looked at the two suggested tasks on the suggestion list...

Seeing that Li Youzhi remained silent, Master Tian took a deep breath.

Suppressing his anger, he said in a deep voice:

"Xiaozhi, you may not have many scenes in this variety show. I hope you can correct your attitude and interact with female guests seriously!

I can warn you, although we are recording a program, the punishment part is for real.The pairing is successful, you can go to the Island Hotel to spend a good night with the female guests tonight.But if the pairing fails, you'll really have to spend the night on this desert island!
We are different from the Korean version of "Single". In order to reflect the punishment for matching failures, we have not built any facilities on the island. You have planned to spend a night on this island full of bird droppings, mosquitoes, snakes and rats. What a look! "

Facing Teacher Tian's warning, Li Youzhi immediately nodded seriously.

"Good director, I know what to do!"

Seeing that Li Youzhi quickly gathered the tools on the ground, and quickly ran to the jungle with the bag, Tian Shi pinched his waist and let out a sigh of relief.

"Old Chen, Yaoyao, you two come with me. This guy's material is really good. I got a guy with a salary of 20 yuan a day for 50 yuan a day. This wave of traffic must be given to me."

"I got it from Director Tian!"

Hearing Master Tian's order, Chen Yuming and Wei Yao, who were in charge of shooting Li Youzhi's material, quickly picked up the equipment and followed Li Youzhi's footsteps to the jungle.

……

The sun above the island gradually moved westward along the arc of the sea level.

After the four female guests lost their way in the jungle for a long time, at noon, a wisp of solitary smoke finally floated on the beach of the island soaring into the sky.

As the female guests prepared the kitchen utensils, they hurriedly picked up dead branches and coconut leaves and set up a bonfire. The male guests who were looking for food and materials in the jungle also returned to the beach one after another with the ingredients.

On the beach.

"Wow, there are so many cabbages, maybe we can cook them with instant noodles later. I'm good at this!"

"It would be great if there were some eggs. When I cook noodles at home, I like to break the eggs into the soup. Although I eat instant noodles, it will look a bit ritual. On the 1st, you usually eat at home Instant noodles? Your skin is so good, you probably don’t eat it much, do you?”

Hearing the accost of male guest No. 2 who brought back mineral water and instant noodles, Song Zhiya smiled faintly and turned her gaze away from the jungle.

She didn't really want to answer the question of male guest No. 2.

For one thing, she was waiting for Li Youzhi, a big traffic fish, to come back, and moved her interaction shots closer to Li Youzhi.

Secondly, the way the other party strikes up a conversation is too low-level.

The second rule of the "Rule of Love": When asking a girl questions to try to resonate with her, never use consecutive questions, or use one question to cover another.Always complicate a simple question and give girls room to play and express themselves!

Take the male guest's strike-up scene, if it was Song Zhiya's, she felt that she would have asked like this - "How do you usually like to eat instant noodles?"

Directly complicate the question of "should I eat instant noodles?", avoid the option of "don't eat" that can end the topic instantly, and trigger the other party's thinking or resonance.

Because in the face of this question, even if the answer is negative, it will inevitably be "Sorry, I don't eat instant noodles very much, eating too much is not good for the skin".

Once you catch this rhythm and talk about your daily experience of eating instant noodles, a topic that can break the strange relationship is born.

"Well, I usually don't eat."

Smiling slightly at male guest No. 2, Song Zhiya started fiddling with the bonfire that billowed black smoke because the branches she picked up were somewhat damp.

Sensing Song Zhiya's indifference, male guest No. 2 smiled awkwardly, then immediately resumed his warm-hearted persona and flirted with female guest No. 2.

Time, a minute and a second passed.

As the male guests of No. 2346 returned to the beach one by one, the sun had obviously slanted to the west.

Seeing that it was almost two o'clock and Li Youzhi had no intention of coming back, the hungry Song Zhiya finally became anxious.

此时,2号男嘉宾和2号女嘉宾已经打的火热。3号男和4号女,6号男和3号女也都已经成功破冰。

Only man No. 4, who accidentally fell in the jungle, dunked the pork into the bird droppings, and scraped his arm, was standing by the campfire in frustration.

Seeing that it was two or three o'clock and Li Youzhi hadn't come back yet, Song Zhiya felt that the risk of the pairing failure was rapidly increasing.

She had seen Li Youzhi's character in the morning.

Although I am confident that I can handle Li Youzhi, but the remaining time is too short, if something unexpected happens, I will stay on the isolated island as a match failure!

However, just when Song Zhiya was about to see through, he saw a tall figure flashing out from the dense forest!

"Hey! Everyone, look what I found!"

Looking at the No. [-] man striding out of the jungle, holding up the beef and red wine in his hands, the surprise that had just risen in Song Zhiya's eyes dimmed instantly.

Forget it...if you can't catch traffic, just create a perfect persona first.

After choosing among male guests No. 2, 3, 4, and 6 who came back, she noticed the bloodstains on the arm of male guest No. 4 scraped by branches, and she silently took off her hair tie.

"Hey, where did you get hurt?"

by the campfire.

Seeing that the No. 4 man came back with a full load and the search for supplies was not going well, the No. [-] man was stunned in frustration.

Seeing Song Zhiya who was squatting gracefully beside him and bandaging herself with a hair band, he quickly raised a big smile nervously.

"It's nothing, but when I walked near the island's supply point, I suddenly stepped on bird droppings..."

"Thank you for taking such a big risk for everyone."

"No...it should be!"

Smiling, Song Zhiya lowered her eyelids and shook her head secretly.

The rank is too low...

"..."

The first man, Lu Weihao, who was carrying red wine and beef and covered in moss and bird droppings, was confused by the scene in front of him.

The first female and the fourth male are sitting in a row holding their knees, the second female and the second male are making love to each other, the third female and the sixth male are eating fruit, the fourth female and the third male are laughing and giggling...

Looking at the dog food all over the beach, Lu Weihao fell silent.

At this moment... he felt that the Wagyu beef and red wine in his hands turned him into a complete clown.

Rub... is it too far away, is it too long?

Damn it, it seems like there is nothing wrong with me at all!

Carrying red wine and beef, and listening to the feigned cheers of several guests, Lu Weihao walked to the bonfire with a dry smile.

After a short while, the top-quality wagyu beef sizzled softly as it was roasted by the fire, and the rich aroma of red wine spread.

However, sitting among the four couples, Lu Weihao, who had contributed to all this, only felt that the taste of beef and red wine was a bit bitter.

The setting sun elongated the nine figures and projected them on the fine and flat sandy beach.

The shadow sitting in the middle with a red wine bottle is as abrupt as P entered...

At this time, there was a sound of chirping in the jungle.

Seeing the scene on the beach, Li Youzhi frowned.

Judging from the sun, it's already past four o'clock in the afternoon... Why do you only have lunch?
Sure enough, if I follow you guys, Brother Zhi will be hungry for nine meals in three days!

buzzing...

Almost at the same time as Li Youzhi appeared, the sound of the drone came from above the crowd again.

"Gods and goddesses, it is already four o'clock in the afternoon. After everyone's exploration and hard work, this lunch must be very delicious, right?"

"The event on DAY1 is officially over, please send your heartfelt signals to each other! Those who are successfully matched will get our boat ticket to Paradise Island! Please start your selection!"

Hearing the prompt from the sky, the four pairs of men and women who had made their choices stood up from the campfire, looked at each other and held hands one after another.

In an instant... On the beach, only Lu Weihao and Li Youzhi were left.

"Okay, then please board our beloved couple. Love does not belong to those who pursue perfection, and love does not belong to those who give stingily. Congratulations on the 1st and 5th, you will stay in hell tonight as singles island!"

The announcement from the drone loudspeaker made Lu Weihao a little confused.

Damn... the people in this program group are really black-bellied!

The beef and red wine in the center of the island seem to be a pit right now!

This damn DAY1, DAY1!
I'm actually going to spend the night with this broken island as a match failure?

Is this justified?Is there any royal law for this? !
Obviously I performed the best, obviously I paid the most!

The whole face was distorted, Lu Weihao looked at Li Youzhi who was on the side.

Seeing Li Youzhi who was calmly waving to a group of handsome men and women boarding the boat to Paradise Island, Lu Weihao suddenly felt much calmer.

It's okay... This big brother is so popular now, staying on the island with me will not insult my image of Lu Weihao!

"No. 5... It seems that tonight, we two brothers and sisters have to hug each other to keep warm."

(¬¬¬)?

Glancing at Lu Weihao who was full of emotion, Li Youzhi frowned.

Who the hell is your brother and sister?
Without saying anything to Lu Weihao, Li Youzhi walked silently to the rocky beach and looked at the pool where he had made a nest with fish bones and offal in the morning. It was already covered with a layer of scallops and small crabs. He took off his clothes directly. Quick-drying shorts with the legs tied in a knot.

Wearing tight-fitting sharkskin swimming trunks, he jumped into the pool and quickly put a group of small seafood inside into his big pants.

Then, carrying a bag full of seafood, he got into the jungle.

"Hey? Where are you going?"

Seeing the sun setting on the horizon, Li Youzhi got into the jungle, and Lu Weihao quickly followed.

Following Li Youzhi's footsteps, he walked panting for about ten minutes, and suddenly a wide open land suddenly appeared in front of Lu Weihao.

It was a pool of water on the ridge, and beside the pool was a grass field about the size of a football field.

With the dim light of the setting sun, Lu Weihao could clearly see the scene in the open space;

I saw a burning bonfire, with flames dancing in the air.

More than five meters away from the bonfire, a thick layer of dry coconut palms has been laid, and on top of the coconut palms... are a few large, dry, steaming stone slabs.

While he was stunned, Li Youzhi threw the quick-drying shorts filled with seafood to the side of the bonfire.

Then, a folded moisture-proof mat was unfolded and spread on the hot stone slab.

Finally, he picked up the conical "tent" made of large coconut leaves and buckled it up.

"What, what is this doing?"

Next to the bonfire, I picked up a fat scallop, broke it open, washed it with water in a coconut shell, and threw it on the stone slab beside the bonfire.

"Of course it's dinner. After dinner, there's still a lot of work to do. The campfire needs to be surrounded by stone slabs, and some damp wood is added to smoke out mosquitoes, so it can burn longer. Otherwise, there will be snakes, insects, rats and ants around here. There are many, and it is uncomfortable to sleep at night."

Ah Cao...

So you've been doing this all afternoon?

So what did I do all afternoon?
Looking at Li Youzhi's luxurious "shelter" compared to the current environment, Lu Weihao's mentality... exploded!
In fact, it's not just Lu Weihao.

Behind him, the director and photographer of Lu Weihao's group, as well as the director Chen Yuming and photographer Wei Yao of Li Youzhi's 9th group, their mentality has also collapsed.

You are amazing, you are noble...

You found a good place for yourself, how about us?
Where do we sleep!

Li Youzhi smacked his lips after being stared at by several people with complex gazes of anger and jealousy.

Silently pulled out the moisture-proof mat and spread it beside the campfire.

"Otherwise, the five of you take turns to rest, one of you sleeps for two hours, and the rest help me watch the fire?"

Then what the hell are we... Thank you so much!

(╬◣д◢)(╬◣д◢)(╬◣д◢)!

beep!
Received additional [anger, jealousy and hatred] stunning value, 90 points!
Hearing a whisper beside his ear, Li Youzhi smacked his lips, picked up a handful of scallops, cleaned them, and spread them on the stone slab.

Get scared... The biggest danger to survival in the wild is not mosquitoes, snakes and rats... and the same kind who are shrouded in anger!
……

Under the protection of five human beings, Li Youzhi lay on the dry and warm stone slab and had a beautiful island night sleep.

On the second day of rest, the entire program team stopped working to allow time for post-production.

After nine o'clock in the morning, Li Youzhi returned to the work boat to rest together with Chen Yuming and the others whose dark circles were about to droop.

On the other side, the post-production staff of Comet Culture Media, struggling with their hairline, spent one night plus one day, and finally finished the post-editing of the first episode of the program.

Eight o'clock in the evening, Ai Yi video.

After half a month of publicity and release, the first issue of "Single is Hell", which is too popular for online dramas, has finally arrived in front of the audience after a long-awaited call!
Rongcheng, Agricultural University.

"You don't need to persuade me, even if I, Guan Jiaojiao, are bored to death, even if I'm too idle, I will never watch this crap show!"

Female dormitory 413, sitting on the upper bunk bed, wrapped in a torn bath towel that exuded a musty smell, Guan Jiaojiao's face was filled with sadness and indignation.

"Let me watch this show and watch my husband flirt with other wild women? This is worse than killing me! Don't watch it, definitely don't watch it!"

On the lower bunk, looking at the pair of white and small feet hanging down from the upper bunk, but now the whole ten pink toes are blown off because of anger, Tu Susu sighed faintly.

"Jiaojiao, it's easy to say anything. Can you throw away that tattered bath towel first? I wash the bath towel that your frog son comes back from every time he works out. It's not this one at all, right? Who is sick and uses it after exercising in the gym? Their bath towels!"

"I don't care, as long as I think it was used by my husband, it is used by my husband!"

"..."

Hearing the muffled voice from the upper bunk, Tu Susu let out a long sigh.

孽 孽!
At this time, on the mobile phone in her hand, the picture of an island has appeared.

"Ah, Frog Son has appeared! He's on stage!"

Seeing Li Youzhi appearing in the picture with a handbag, Tu Susu yelled.

call!
Following her exaggerated exclamation, two twin ponytails hung down from the upper bunk in an instant.

Seeing Li Youzhi in the picture, Guan Jiaojiao pursed her lips, tears gradually flickering.

Wow...was green, Laozhi was green immediately.

Why does this heart hurt so much!
Sure enough, if a mother's love goes bad, it will come back...

However, when Li Youzhi solemnly opened the handbag, took out the military shovel from it in front of the alluring female guest, put the military shovel back, and snatched a mosquito-proof bracelet. The sad tears that Jiaojiao had just brewed flowed back.

Ha ha?Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

Shit, can a person like this find a partner if he goes on a romance show?
Thinking too much!

At [-]:[-] in the evening, a wave of cheers and laughter instantly filled the female dormitory of the Agricultural University.

at the same time.

As the first episode of "Single Is Hell" was broadcast, Li Youzhi appeared on the show, and his shaking hands and Weibo comment area... exploded!
(End of this chapter)

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