Chapter 48 Where is this blind date?This is a wish!
After turning off Shaking Hands, Li Youzhi opened the browser and searched for the blind date market in Rongcheng.
It doesn't matter if you don't search, this search... that's really a knife in the butt, it's an eye-opener!
Tomorrow weekend, in the Tai'an District of Rongcheng City where Li Youzhi is located, there are only four large-scale blind dates that are accepting registration!
And that's not counting the little parties thrown by the marriage agencies.
Li Youzhi couldn't help but twitched when he casually opened a blind date promotion page called "Aunt Wang's Marriage Salon".
Sure enough, reproduction is the ultimate mystery of human existence.
From the blind date meeting that started to accept registration on this Monday, to the last day of registration today, there are already more than 700 applicants.
You know, this blind date is not free - the registration fee is 600 yuan!
However, Li Youzhi still endured the pain when he saw the promotional slogan "Free blind dates, the hand-holding rate is as high as 90.00%" advertised on the promotional page.
I took out 2000 yuan from my savings of more than 600 yuan after paying off Huabei, and submitted the materials in the last hour of the registration deadline.
The next day, Li Youzhi woke up early in the morning.
Although the weight loss task of the previous stage has been completed, the routine that has been adhered to for so many days has become a habit.Even though he had decided to take a day off today before falling asleep last night, his biological clock still woke him up at 06:30.
As usual, he ran 12 laps around the school's big playground, and when he returned to his dormitory after a simple breakfast in the cafeteria, those slackers in Zhou Yuan had just woken up.
Seeing Li Youzhi who was dressed as an adult in a handsome suit, as if he was about to go out, the friends in the corridor were all stunned.
"Fuck, brother Zhi, what's the matter with you?"
"I used to think I was a little bit more handsome than Brother Zhi, but why do I feel that he is a little bit more handsome than me secretly?"
"What the hell are you doing? You were only on the same level as Brother Zhi when he didn't lose weight. Now there is already a thick barrier between the two of you!"
With a toothbrush in his mouth, he yelled at Gu Dong, Zhou Yuan wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and looked at Li Youzhi in wonder.
"Brother Zhi, what are you doing, dressed so grandly and dressed so vigorously?"
What Li Youzhi was wearing was the same casual suit that he bought outside the school on the advice of netizens.
I was wearing a slim fit at the time, but now I wear a looser fit.Fortunately, he is tall enough. Although his clothes are a bit baggy, he has a lazy style.
The black drape suit with white shoes, and the pair of black-rimmed glasses, although it did not improve his appearance, it also brought Li Youzhi's actual 50 temperament attribute to a height of about 55.
The person is thinner and taller, and the clothes really look good.
Facing the curious gazes of his classmates, Li Youzhi grinned as he closed the dormitory door.
"Go on a blind date."
"Oh, bring some milk tea when you come back."
"A whole order of fries."
"Come back after crying, there is no paper in the dormitory."
(`)(`)(`) Farewell!
Looking at the few people who turned back to the dormitory in an instant, Li Youzhi picked up his handsome face with attributes as high as 50.
Boil!
What kind of attitude is this?
Have you ever talked to your dad like this?
Putting up his middle finger at a few people, Li Youzhi walked out the door with brisk steps.
Sign up for the blind date, which is about half an hour's drive from the school.
Taking the bus, it was already ten o'clock in the morning when Li Youzhi arrived at the hotel where the blind date meeting was located.
At this time, the blind date meeting had already entered the venue, and after scanning the QR code with the on-site staff to confirm the registration information, Li Youzhi entered the banquet hall on the first floor of the hotel alone.
The reason why Li Youzhi chose this one among the four blind dates in the same city today is because he valued the 90.00% success rate of holding hands, and secondly, he wanted to be clean.
Several other blind dates are allowed to bring family members and relatives. According to the tasks of the system, Li Youzhi is asking for advice from high-quality women.If this is a whole group of family members, seven aunts and eight aunts, how much time will be wasted?
But even so, when Li Youzhi walked into the hall with the blue "marriage" number "380", he was still taken aback by the sight in front of him.
Man, it's a huge crowd!
There is a banquet hall of about three to four thousand square meters, with more than 200 small round tables.
On the opposite side of each table are red and blue chairs.
The mode of the blind date meeting is also very simple - everyone can move around freely, or find a table at random, and sit on chairs of the corresponding color according to gender.
If you fancy a guest, and the seat opposite the other party is empty, you can go over and chat directly.
Once the two parties have chatted with each other, they can hang their number plates on the marriage wall at the entrance of the banquet hall, and go to the restaurant on the second floor of the hotel to further communicate while eating.
As a benefit of the registration fee of 600 yuan, the cafeteria on the second floor is free for men and women who have successfully held hands.
After understanding the format of the blind date meeting, Li Youzhi finally understood why when he signed up last night, it was marked on the registration page that "the success rate of holding hands is over 90 percent".
Profiteer!
Using a buffet to promote the hand-holding rate is even more hateful than the men's basketball team's match-fixing!
After standing at the door and watching for a while, Li Youzhi walked to the east side of the banquet hall, found an empty table, and sat on a blue chair.
Taking advantage of no woman coming to strike up a conversation with him, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the scene, and sent it to his shaking hand.
"According to everyone's suggestions last night, we have arrived at the blind date scene!"
After he posted his work yesterday, it took about ten minutes to get a reply.But this time, as soon as the photo was sent out, the comment area immediately exploded!
"Aha, brother, did you really go?"
"666666! I have never seen such a persuasive person in my life!"
"Hahaha hiccup, as a male who has been arranged more than 20 blind dates by his family, and has experienced more than 20 failed blind dates, wait for the little brother's heart to collapse!"
"Fuck, the scene is not small! Live broadcast, start live broadcast!"
"If you say you're doing this today, then I won't play games. Just wait for the result of the blind date! Please share the girl's photos and the process of the blind date!"
Looking at the dozens of comments popping up in the comment area, Li Youzhi wrinkled his nose.
Shit, a group of fun people.
Brother Zhi, I came here today to ask for advice. You really want to see me rejected by the woman, right?
(`^) Scum!
It's also live broadcasting... Brother Zhi, you don't want to lose face!
As a sufferer, Li Youzhi naturally knows what his position is in the blind date market.
He was already prepared to be rejected in a fancy way, and the only thing he was looking forward to was to collect as many suggestions as possible from these so-called high-quality women present in order to improve himself and get rewards.
Therefore, it is impossible to live broadcast live, and it is impossible to live broadcast live even if you are killed.
While Li Youzhi was thinking this way, a new reply suddenly appeared in the comment area.
"Hahahahaha, look what I found! Our family Xiaozhi is the most persuasive, and I suggest live broadcasting the whole process, so that it will be convenient for us to give you advice!"
beep!
[Suggestion received (live blind date process), difficulty 2 stars, after completion, you can get an F-level treasure box]
Fuck you, you little cutie, you even grabbed my weakness!
Following the system's new task reminder, Li Youzhi decisively turned on the live broadcast.
Watching the barrage pop up in an instant, and the number of people online in the live broadcast room reached 2 in just 200 minutes, he waved helplessly at the camera and put his phone in his chest pocket.
Not long after, a gust of fragrant wind hit.
A woman in a green suspender dress with fluttering long hair and a face with enough foundation to paste half of the wall sat down in front of Li Youzhi.
After looking Li Youzhi up and down twice, this lady in her thirties who held a pink blind date card No. 271 spoke.
"Come out on a blind date at such a young age, rich second generation?"
Li Youzhi shook his head.
"Did the university start a business and make money?"
Li Youzhi shook his head.
"How much is your monthly income now?"
Li Youzhi hesitated for a moment:
"Unstable, it depends on the mood of my parents who work far away in Africa, ranging from 1200 to 1500. But..."
"Sick! Waste time!"
Before Li Youzhi could finish speaking, Ms. 271 got up angrily and went looking for her next family.
Rao was ready to be rejected, but this first battle, which ended in less than ten seconds, still sent an armor-piercing bullet to Li Youzhi's hard heart.
The girl's appearance just now has 40 points!
Just as Li Youzhi was grieving and indignant, another gust of fragrant wind hit him.
"There are houses, cars, and parking spaces in this city?"
Li Youzhi subconsciously shook his head.
Li Youzhi didn't even see the opponent's face clearly, the opponent left quickly with a back with a thick waist and buttocks.
Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged...it's impossible for all the people who come on a blind date to be so irritable.
Patting his chest, Li Youzhi quickly stabilized his emotions, arching a smile on his face.
Sure enough, boys who love to laugh are not bad luck.
Not long after, a short-haired girl holding a blind date number 101 sat across from him.
"Hello there!"
This time, Li Youzhi didn't give the other party a chance to speak first.
Instead, he quickly asked before the woman could speak;
"Miss, what are your requirements for the other half? Or what are the conditions for the perfect object in your heart?"
Stunned by Li Youzhi's initiative, the woman blurted out without thinking;
"My request is very simple. I have a fully-funded house in the urban area, a car starting with BBA under my name, a monthly income of more than 5 yuan, and a year-end bonus of more than 20 yuan. I am willing to transfer the house and car to me after marriage. Under my name, I just need to hand in my wages on time every month.”
Li Youzhi suppressed the old groan in his throat, and tried to maintain this kind smile.
"Miss, I can't meet your requirements for the time being. If I want to become like this, what suggestion do you have?"
Faced with his soul-touching question, Ms. 101 showed an expression of "you are an idiot".
"I suggest you go to Dongshan Mental Hospital to take a good look at your brain! If I knew how to become like this, I would still use it on a blind date? Crazy!"
Watching his butt twist, pick up the blind date card and leave, leaving only 101 with a strong perfume smell, Li Youzhi spat on the ground fiercely.
You don't know how to become like this, do you want to find such a husband?
Sitting on the blue chair, Li Youzhi opened his eyes wide, looking at the bustling crowd around him.
Those people had no faces and walked in a hurry, holding a blind date card with words written crookedly on it.
Li Youzhi read it carefully for a long time before he could see the specific content between the words.
What is written between the lines is "substance"!
Where the hell is a blind date?
What a temple!
Come here to make a wish!
(End of this chapter)
After turning off Shaking Hands, Li Youzhi opened the browser and searched for the blind date market in Rongcheng.
It doesn't matter if you don't search, this search... that's really a knife in the butt, it's an eye-opener!
Tomorrow weekend, in the Tai'an District of Rongcheng City where Li Youzhi is located, there are only four large-scale blind dates that are accepting registration!
And that's not counting the little parties thrown by the marriage agencies.
Li Youzhi couldn't help but twitched when he casually opened a blind date promotion page called "Aunt Wang's Marriage Salon".
Sure enough, reproduction is the ultimate mystery of human existence.
From the blind date meeting that started to accept registration on this Monday, to the last day of registration today, there are already more than 700 applicants.
You know, this blind date is not free - the registration fee is 600 yuan!
However, Li Youzhi still endured the pain when he saw the promotional slogan "Free blind dates, the hand-holding rate is as high as 90.00%" advertised on the promotional page.
I took out 2000 yuan from my savings of more than 600 yuan after paying off Huabei, and submitted the materials in the last hour of the registration deadline.
The next day, Li Youzhi woke up early in the morning.
Although the weight loss task of the previous stage has been completed, the routine that has been adhered to for so many days has become a habit.Even though he had decided to take a day off today before falling asleep last night, his biological clock still woke him up at 06:30.
As usual, he ran 12 laps around the school's big playground, and when he returned to his dormitory after a simple breakfast in the cafeteria, those slackers in Zhou Yuan had just woken up.
Seeing Li Youzhi who was dressed as an adult in a handsome suit, as if he was about to go out, the friends in the corridor were all stunned.
"Fuck, brother Zhi, what's the matter with you?"
"I used to think I was a little bit more handsome than Brother Zhi, but why do I feel that he is a little bit more handsome than me secretly?"
"What the hell are you doing? You were only on the same level as Brother Zhi when he didn't lose weight. Now there is already a thick barrier between the two of you!"
With a toothbrush in his mouth, he yelled at Gu Dong, Zhou Yuan wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and looked at Li Youzhi in wonder.
"Brother Zhi, what are you doing, dressed so grandly and dressed so vigorously?"
What Li Youzhi was wearing was the same casual suit that he bought outside the school on the advice of netizens.
I was wearing a slim fit at the time, but now I wear a looser fit.Fortunately, he is tall enough. Although his clothes are a bit baggy, he has a lazy style.
The black drape suit with white shoes, and the pair of black-rimmed glasses, although it did not improve his appearance, it also brought Li Youzhi's actual 50 temperament attribute to a height of about 55.
The person is thinner and taller, and the clothes really look good.
Facing the curious gazes of his classmates, Li Youzhi grinned as he closed the dormitory door.
"Go on a blind date."
"Oh, bring some milk tea when you come back."
"A whole order of fries."
"Come back after crying, there is no paper in the dormitory."
(`)(`)(`) Farewell!
Looking at the few people who turned back to the dormitory in an instant, Li Youzhi picked up his handsome face with attributes as high as 50.
Boil!
What kind of attitude is this?
Have you ever talked to your dad like this?
Putting up his middle finger at a few people, Li Youzhi walked out the door with brisk steps.
Sign up for the blind date, which is about half an hour's drive from the school.
Taking the bus, it was already ten o'clock in the morning when Li Youzhi arrived at the hotel where the blind date meeting was located.
At this time, the blind date meeting had already entered the venue, and after scanning the QR code with the on-site staff to confirm the registration information, Li Youzhi entered the banquet hall on the first floor of the hotel alone.
The reason why Li Youzhi chose this one among the four blind dates in the same city today is because he valued the 90.00% success rate of holding hands, and secondly, he wanted to be clean.
Several other blind dates are allowed to bring family members and relatives. According to the tasks of the system, Li Youzhi is asking for advice from high-quality women.If this is a whole group of family members, seven aunts and eight aunts, how much time will be wasted?
But even so, when Li Youzhi walked into the hall with the blue "marriage" number "380", he was still taken aback by the sight in front of him.
Man, it's a huge crowd!
There is a banquet hall of about three to four thousand square meters, with more than 200 small round tables.
On the opposite side of each table are red and blue chairs.
The mode of the blind date meeting is also very simple - everyone can move around freely, or find a table at random, and sit on chairs of the corresponding color according to gender.
If you fancy a guest, and the seat opposite the other party is empty, you can go over and chat directly.
Once the two parties have chatted with each other, they can hang their number plates on the marriage wall at the entrance of the banquet hall, and go to the restaurant on the second floor of the hotel to further communicate while eating.
As a benefit of the registration fee of 600 yuan, the cafeteria on the second floor is free for men and women who have successfully held hands.
After understanding the format of the blind date meeting, Li Youzhi finally understood why when he signed up last night, it was marked on the registration page that "the success rate of holding hands is over 90 percent".
Profiteer!
Using a buffet to promote the hand-holding rate is even more hateful than the men's basketball team's match-fixing!
After standing at the door and watching for a while, Li Youzhi walked to the east side of the banquet hall, found an empty table, and sat on a blue chair.
Taking advantage of no woman coming to strike up a conversation with him, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the scene, and sent it to his shaking hand.
"According to everyone's suggestions last night, we have arrived at the blind date scene!"
After he posted his work yesterday, it took about ten minutes to get a reply.But this time, as soon as the photo was sent out, the comment area immediately exploded!
"Aha, brother, did you really go?"
"666666! I have never seen such a persuasive person in my life!"
"Hahaha hiccup, as a male who has been arranged more than 20 blind dates by his family, and has experienced more than 20 failed blind dates, wait for the little brother's heart to collapse!"
"Fuck, the scene is not small! Live broadcast, start live broadcast!"
"If you say you're doing this today, then I won't play games. Just wait for the result of the blind date! Please share the girl's photos and the process of the blind date!"
Looking at the dozens of comments popping up in the comment area, Li Youzhi wrinkled his nose.
Shit, a group of fun people.
Brother Zhi, I came here today to ask for advice. You really want to see me rejected by the woman, right?
(`^) Scum!
It's also live broadcasting... Brother Zhi, you don't want to lose face!
As a sufferer, Li Youzhi naturally knows what his position is in the blind date market.
He was already prepared to be rejected in a fancy way, and the only thing he was looking forward to was to collect as many suggestions as possible from these so-called high-quality women present in order to improve himself and get rewards.
Therefore, it is impossible to live broadcast live, and it is impossible to live broadcast live even if you are killed.
While Li Youzhi was thinking this way, a new reply suddenly appeared in the comment area.
"Hahahahaha, look what I found! Our family Xiaozhi is the most persuasive, and I suggest live broadcasting the whole process, so that it will be convenient for us to give you advice!"
beep!
[Suggestion received (live blind date process), difficulty 2 stars, after completion, you can get an F-level treasure box]
Fuck you, you little cutie, you even grabbed my weakness!
Following the system's new task reminder, Li Youzhi decisively turned on the live broadcast.
Watching the barrage pop up in an instant, and the number of people online in the live broadcast room reached 2 in just 200 minutes, he waved helplessly at the camera and put his phone in his chest pocket.
Not long after, a gust of fragrant wind hit.
A woman in a green suspender dress with fluttering long hair and a face with enough foundation to paste half of the wall sat down in front of Li Youzhi.
After looking Li Youzhi up and down twice, this lady in her thirties who held a pink blind date card No. 271 spoke.
"Come out on a blind date at such a young age, rich second generation?"
Li Youzhi shook his head.
"Did the university start a business and make money?"
Li Youzhi shook his head.
"How much is your monthly income now?"
Li Youzhi hesitated for a moment:
"Unstable, it depends on the mood of my parents who work far away in Africa, ranging from 1200 to 1500. But..."
"Sick! Waste time!"
Before Li Youzhi could finish speaking, Ms. 271 got up angrily and went looking for her next family.
Rao was ready to be rejected, but this first battle, which ended in less than ten seconds, still sent an armor-piercing bullet to Li Youzhi's hard heart.
The girl's appearance just now has 40 points!
Just as Li Youzhi was grieving and indignant, another gust of fragrant wind hit him.
"There are houses, cars, and parking spaces in this city?"
Li Youzhi subconsciously shook his head.
Li Youzhi didn't even see the opponent's face clearly, the opponent left quickly with a back with a thick waist and buttocks.
Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged...it's impossible for all the people who come on a blind date to be so irritable.
Patting his chest, Li Youzhi quickly stabilized his emotions, arching a smile on his face.
Sure enough, boys who love to laugh are not bad luck.
Not long after, a short-haired girl holding a blind date number 101 sat across from him.
"Hello there!"
This time, Li Youzhi didn't give the other party a chance to speak first.
Instead, he quickly asked before the woman could speak;
"Miss, what are your requirements for the other half? Or what are the conditions for the perfect object in your heart?"
Stunned by Li Youzhi's initiative, the woman blurted out without thinking;
"My request is very simple. I have a fully-funded house in the urban area, a car starting with BBA under my name, a monthly income of more than 5 yuan, and a year-end bonus of more than 20 yuan. I am willing to transfer the house and car to me after marriage. Under my name, I just need to hand in my wages on time every month.”
Li Youzhi suppressed the old groan in his throat, and tried to maintain this kind smile.
"Miss, I can't meet your requirements for the time being. If I want to become like this, what suggestion do you have?"
Faced with his soul-touching question, Ms. 101 showed an expression of "you are an idiot".
"I suggest you go to Dongshan Mental Hospital to take a good look at your brain! If I knew how to become like this, I would still use it on a blind date? Crazy!"
Watching his butt twist, pick up the blind date card and leave, leaving only 101 with a strong perfume smell, Li Youzhi spat on the ground fiercely.
You don't know how to become like this, do you want to find such a husband?
Sitting on the blue chair, Li Youzhi opened his eyes wide, looking at the bustling crowd around him.
Those people had no faces and walked in a hurry, holding a blind date card with words written crookedly on it.
Li Youzhi read it carefully for a long time before he could see the specific content between the words.
What is written between the lines is "substance"!
Where the hell is a blind date?
What a temple!
Come here to make a wish!
(End of this chapter)
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