Chapter 50 Killing Crazy!

Agricultural University dormitory.

Although there is no shortage of individuality on the university campus, in fact, on a normal class day, all students can be roughly divided into two categories.

Those who want to study hard take professional courses, go to the library, and go to the laboratory every day.Those who don't want to study hard, plan to graduate and do a thesis to get a degree certificate, just put it badly.

Only weekends are the time to truly show the ecology of the school.

For example, in the boys' dormitory No. [-] at this time, all the girls who have dated out have already gone out, and the rest of the wonderful flowers are looking for their own fun.

"Fuck... can we not be so foolish? Then Kai'Sa 18-2 still has a cat, you Yasuo rushed up to kill the bird! Wait for me to catch them with a rock first!"

Seeing a big red "failure" on the screen, Zhou Yuan was so angry that he directly pushed the mouse and keyboard.

"Don't play! It's boring! I don't know how Zhige is doing now, so I have to go on a blind date. With my Zhige here, this dormitory is still so interesting. Now that he's gone... I feel like life There is no rush."

On the side, Gu Dong, who had ruined the entire dormitory with the last team battle, also put down the mouse, picked up half a bag of crispy noodles by the desk, and put it into his mouth while laughing.

"Do you even need to think about it? He must have been brutally abused by all kinds of blind date girls. I watched him live broadcast before this round, and he was rejected by three girls for more than ten minutes. It's worse than our Wuhei loser!"

"Where the fuck is that? Why didn't you tell Brother Zhi about the live broadcast? When did you watch it?"

"Before the game just now, it was in the toilet."

"Mobile phone, where's my phone? If I knew I could watch Brother Zhi being abused, what kind of game are you playing with your cerebral palsy?"

Hearing Gu Dong's belated message, Zhou Yuan and the others quickly picked up the phone.

Turned on Li Youzhi's trembling hands and looked, good guy... You can't see anything on the black screen, and the background sound is all the noise of clothes rubbing against the microphone.

Just here, there are more than 1000 online netizens, and the barrage is flying up!
"It's the sixth female guest, it's the sixth! Brother Zhi, come on! Look at the beauty of this female guest!"

"I laughed so hard, where the hell is he talking so much?"

"It's a pity, it's a pity! There is no live broadcast, and I can't see the face of the fifth female guest just now. After being confronted by the younger brother, her face should be green!"

Looking at the barrage that quickly swiped across the live broadcast room, Zhou Yuan and the others looked at each other.

Looking at the barrage...it doesn't seem like Li Youzhi was being abused unilaterally?
At this moment, Li Youzhi's voice came.

"Hello No. 33, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, let's stop talking nonsense and go straight to the topic. If I want to marry you, what are the conditions?"

Perhaps bored by Li Youzhi's straightforwardness, the heroine in the live broadcast hesitated for a moment before saying;
"If you want me to marry you, you must first have a house in the city. I'm different from other people. I don't want to pay for the size of the house. It can be more than [-] square meters. But I don't have a job at the moment, and I want to start some small businesses by myself. , so it’s best for you to have a storefront house in the downtown area that is no less than [-] square meters. After getting married, I can also open a flower shop to supplement the family expenses.”

"Well, then what?"

"Then there is your annual income, which cannot be lower than 100 million."

"My annual income is 100 million, and what do you need to subsidize the family? Besides, if you call it a downtown area in Rongcheng, you can rent out the store for 30 million a year. How much can you earn as a flower shop?"

"You can't say that, women must have their own careers!"

"Then if I don't have these things and can't meet your conditions, what requirements do you think I have to meet before you can be with me?"

"No, what time wasted without you? Do you think you are more handsome than Kim Soo Hyun?"

"Then who do you think is a female celebrity who is worthy of Kim Soo Hyun?"

"LISA."

"Then do you have the conditions you mentioned above?"

"If I have, I will come to you?"

"Then you must be as beautiful and sexy as LISA?"

"You fucking sick!"

OHHHHHHH!

Hearing that the No. 33 heroine on the phone broke out of embarrassment and directly broke the defense, Zhou Yuan let out a strange cry for a few moments.

"Fucking brother Zhi is awesome! He's not going on a blind date, he's going on a random killing!"

"It's my brother Zhi who caused it, so powerful!"

"Brother Zhi is joking with you alone because of his strength?"

"Turn up the volume, turn up the volume!"

The dormitory was suddenly full of passion.

the other end.

After leaving cursingly on the 33rd, no less than a dozen men who had come on a blind date had gathered behind Li Youzhi.

These people are generally around the age of 30.

Some of them were forced by the family, and the other part came because of repeated failed blind dates, because of the "over 90%" success rate of holding hands claimed by Aunt Wang's Marriage Association.

But no matter what the situation was, when they arrived at the scene, they all found...it was too difficult!

After being rejected continuously for more than an hour, they were no longer in the mood to continue talking.

It was at this time that Li Youzhi, who kept wandering around the venue and would run away with his blind date every time he went, caught their attention.

After seeing Li Youzhi's blind date method of not defending but only attacking, they were convinced.

This little brother is simply the god of war!
Stronger than Kratos!

"It's nice to be young..."

Seeing Li Youzhi kill another one, behind him was a slightly bald fat man with glasses who couldn't help sighing.

Looking back, Li Youzhi was speechless for a while.

Does it have anything to do with being young?

This is obviously a matter of mentality!
As long as you don't want to find a wife on this occasion, you are the big daddy on this occasion!

beep!
Received amazing value from Wu Shaoting, 18 points!
Received an amazing value of 818 points from the shaking hands platform!
With reverent gazes behind him, Li Youzhi turned around and walked towards the next stop - the direction of female guest No. 14.

He had already noticed the movement on his side, and the blind date man No. 14 opposite Ms. No. 155 didn't even hesitate, he got up and offered him his seat.

"Thank you."

Nodding to the blind date man No. 155, Li Youzhi sat down in his seat relaxedly.

"Brother, be careful, this is so weird. Give me a break!"

Whispering in Li Youzhi's ear, Mr. 155 patted Li Youzhi's shoulder heavily, and stood behind him.

Nodding silently, Li Youzhi looked at No. 14 on the opposite side.

Leaning on the back of the chair, crossing his hands under his lower abdomen, Li Youzhi raised his legs.

"Tell me, Miss No. 14, what do you want?"

It was the first time I saw so many people watching at this kind of blind date meeting, and I was a little hesitant on the 14th.But immediately, she raised her eyebrows.

It's good if there are more people, more people save trouble.

This blind date with one person is equivalent to a blind date with more than ten people, and the efficiency has increased by more than ten times!
"The garage is a must, and I won't go into details. The different requirements from others are that I have a younger brother, and he is about to reach the age of marriage. So I hope that the bride price can be given more, at least 80, which is enough. My brother paid the down payment in this city."

Oh... Fudi Demon.

Li Youzhi nodded.

"Any more?"

"Also, after getting married, I don't cook, do laundry, or clean the house, so I need a nanny."

"and then?"

"Being a DINK and not having children after marriage, I like quietness, so your parents had better not come to the house."

"besides?"

"When my younger brother gave birth, as a sister, I had to help. There was only one male in our family for several generations, so he gave birth to a child, and as a brother-in-law, he got 20 yuan. What are you staring at? On my terms, tell you This is the market price!"

Facing the asking price of the beautiful sister on the 14th, Li Youzhi smacked his lips and laughed.

"That's good, let me tell you about my situation. I don't have a house or a car in the city center, but I can give you 600 million as a bride price."

Hearing this, the female guest's eyes lit up.

"That's okay too!"

"However, my external projects are still in the incubation stage, and the 600 million has not yet arrived. So for this gift, I will pay in installments."

The pretty lady on the 14th frowned.

"There is no installment for this matter, how do you want to install it?"

"With my current ability, I can only pay you seven times a week, and one hundred at a time. What are you staring at? With your conditions, this is the market price!"

"Fuck you! Pervert, scumbag!"

Hearing Li Youzhi's conditions, Miss No. 14 was so angry that she picked up the mineral water on the table and poured it over.

Before Li Youzhi could dodge, the man No. 155 who gave up his seat just now stood in front of him, using his body to build a strong barrier for Li Youzhi!

Seeing that No. 14 left cursing, No. 155 turned around.

The half-bottle of water poured firmly on his face just now, and the wet water dripped down his hair and glasses drop by drop.

Wiping the foggy glasses with his fingers, 155 gave a thumbs up.

"Brother Niubi, Ba Shide board!"

beep!
Received Yan Zhengnan's amazing value, 22 points!
Received an amazing value of 1041 points from the shaking hands platform!
Hearing another system prompt from next to his ear, Li Youzhi took out his cell phone from his pocket.

Seeing that the number of people online in the live broadcast room had exceeded [-], he smiled faintly at the camera.

Although the number of people online is only 5000, the number of bullet screens in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room at this time is quite explosive even if it is placed among the big anchors with a level of [-] online.

Completely amazed by his special forces-style blind date, the netizens laughed so hard that their voices burst out of the text.

"It's crazy to kill, this is so crazy to kill!"

"I'm so fucking surprised at the market price! It's comfortable!"

"Whose general is so brave! Oh, it turns out to be Li Youzhi, the emperor of my family!"

"I'm dying of laughter, damn it, this little brother is really persuasive and playful, obedient and tough!"

"As a hard-working person who has failed blind dates more than a dozen times, I'm so excited this morning! Play a little fantasy island and cheer for my brother Zhi!"

Just as Li Youzhi was grinning silly looking at the barrage and the gifts that had been brushed up, there was a sudden sound of footsteps approaching from far away.

"Uncle Security! It's him, hurry up and drive this troublemaker out!"

"That's right. Others are serious about blind dates, but he is fine. Make a high profile everywhere, hurry up and kick him out!"

"We can't make him so cheap, let him apologize to us!"

"Apologize!"

The female guest who was killed by Li Youzhi before, brought a few security guards and the operation personnel of the blind date party, and stood in front of Li Youzhi aggressively.

(End of this chapter)

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