Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch
Chapter 508: Tear apart that good night of hypocrisy!
Chapter 508: Tear apart that good night of hypocrisy!
The British time zone is East Zone 1, which is almost seven hours different from Beijing Time in East Zone 8 used in China.
It's four o'clock in the afternoon in London, and it's already one o'clock in the morning in China.
During this time, most netizens have already gone to bed. Even the part that hasn't fallen asleep has already studied the production materials in depth after kneeling for more than a dozen ranked games, dedicated its essence, cultivated sleepiness in the sage's time, and is ready to fall asleep.
It was during such a period that Li Youzhi shook his hands and Heguang Audio and Video popped up a work update prompt, disrupting this ordinary late night.
As many happy netizens received update notifications, the comment area of Li Youzhi’s latest work instantly became abuzz;
"Minato, this sudden update in the middle of the night, brother, the hell have you ever considered that we have to sleep?"
"@囧哥李你志, little brother, you'd better be okay, otherwise you'll be disturbed in your dreams at night, and I wish you a lifetime of contraceptive failure!"
"No, big brother. Today, Wako's stock price has dropped by another 30%. It's so hard for me to convince myself not to worry about sleeping. Why are you posting your work so late at night?!"
What is the temperament of contemporary netizens?
I can stay up late by myself, but if someone else disturbs my sleep...that's not okay!
"Escape from the British Museum" has just been released, and this is roughly the state of the comments section.
What happened late at night?
Late that night in 209 BC, a cry of "Great Chu is rising, King Chen Sheng" ignited the beacon fire that destroyed Great Qin.
Therefore, when updating works, it is usually not as slow and unstable as those junk online writers. The main focus is high frequency and large volume!
The updated posture of this kind of work usually brings extreme pleasure and joy to Leziren netizens. But I forgot today... Pleasure and cheerfulness also require timing.
"It's so late at night, why am I still doing the market? It's sandy! It's all red bean paste!"
As we all know, Brother Zhi is very anxious about improving his appearance and temperament.
Beep!
Received the additional negative surprise value of [Strong Resentment], 2019290 points!
Hotel room.
It was with this anger that their sleep or sleep was about to be disturbed that netizens clicked on Li Youzhi's latest video.
Li Youzhi smacked his lips when he heard a system prompt next to his ear and saw the grand scene in the comment area.
"Breaking news: Following the long-term theft scandal of cultural relics, the British Museum once again announced that the Chinese jade pot on display in the museum disappeared last night. According to the museum, the cultural relic had no obvious signs of theft... Anyone with information is asked to contact the British Museum..."
hiss,
Under the starry sky on October 1911, 10, red fire lit up the city gate of Wuchang, opening a new chapter in modern history!
Late night is indeed a time for peaceful sleep, but it is also a hotbed of change!
Seeing a group of fun-loving netizens getting angry in the comment area, Li Youzhi directly forwarded the news about the BBC data leakage and the long-term theft of the British Museum from the British Times to his shaking hands.
Seeing the bustling London Bridge, dressed in emerald green Hanfu, the cute and elegant Tu Susu came into the mirror. In panic, he broke the picture of Li Youzhi's camera. Netizens who were disturbed in the middle of the night... couldn't stand it anymore!
"WDNMD, what do you want to do in the middle of the night, little brother? Why don't you take Susu to go abroad for fun, and you have to post a video show in the middle of the night? Where's your conscience, what about your morality? Have you passed my test? It’s the feeling of pure virgin love, bastard!”
The story of "Escape from the British Museum" begins with a well-spoken English broadcast.
Shaking hands.
"Nah, I thought he was sending some funny messages in the middle of the night, but now I'm sure...it's dog food!"
Seeing that the video updated late at night stimulated a group of netizens whose stocks were falling and who were probably not single yet, Li Youzhi felt very guilty... It was impossible!
In Chang'an on July 626, 7, Li Shimin drew his longbow and fired an arrow that cut through the dark night, ushering in a splendid empire.
Mom was just busy trying to release her eager desire to make ends meet, but she forgot about the time difference with China.
Seeing the news that Li Youzhi posted again after updating three videos in a row, the fun-loving people who were still teasing Lai Lai were confused.
I was so emotional just now. When I saw the beginning of the video, netizens thought it was a travel video shot by Li Youzhi and Tu Susu.
But now, combined with the news from the British media, and looking at the opening chapter of "Escape from the British Museum", many people have a different taste. “Holy shit, is this news broadcast at the beginning of the video true?”
"Is the British Museum really losing something? How come it's such a big deal and I haven't seen any news about it online?"
"Ah...so this video is a response to BB's long-term concealment of the truth?"
As the comment area was full of surprised questions, one by one the fun-loving netizens turned their attention back to the video of "Escape from the British Museum".
The plot of "Get Out" is ridiculously concise;
On the bustling London Bridge, a "reporter" who was taking pictures of the street scene was bumped into by a panicked "girl" and accidentally broke the camera in his hand.
The reporter naturally complained about the girl's recklessness. However, when he heard the reporter subconsciously speak Chinese when he complained, the girl, who was covered in dust and was carrying a cloth bag and seemed to be running away from home, hugged him.
The reporter collapsed when faced with this reckless and nervous girl who hugged her and cried "family" for no apparent reason, claiming that she was lost and couldn't get home because she was stalking him.
"Are you done yet? Are you mentally ill? You call someone your family when you catch them?"
"No, family, listen to me, I am..."
"You are the jade pot in the British Museum, you have said it many times!"
"It's not just a cup! It's a Chinese jade pot with a thin body and a branch pattern!"
"Nerves, where did they come from?"
"Ah, do you want to take me back to China?"
After some pulling and pulling, the reporter had no choice but to bring this girl, who claimed to be Yu Hu, clinging to him, and suspected of being crazy, back to the dormitory.
The reporter naturally had a bad look at this guy who suddenly broke into his life and caused a lot of trouble.
On the cold sofa, looking at the reporter sleeping soundly in the bedroom, Xiao Yuhu puffed up his cheeks.
"I don't care about sleeping in your bed!"
"No matter what, it's good not to have to wander outside. Besides... there are still very important tasks to do. Xiao Yuhu is not wronged, Xiao Yuhu... is not afraid!"
The first episode of "Escape from the British Museum" ended with Xiao Yuhu's sweet smile.
In the comment area, netizens were a little confused after watching the first episode, which was less than three minutes long.
In the two days after the BBC published an article against Li Youzhi and Heguang Audio and Video, Li Youzhi flew directly to London to confront the BBC. Now that the BBC has caused such a big scandal, most netizens think that Li Youzhi's video is the same as the previous "Apply", which is a direct confrontation.
However, the first episode of "Escape" had a bit of an idol drama feel, with a slightly romantic tone and the sweet and cute style of Xiao Yuhu played by Yu Tu Susu, which made netizens feel uncomfortable.
But this confusion did not last long.
"Remember this mission Xiao Yuhu said! Brothers, the video is very short, I suggest you watch it! This short drama is amazing!"
"Damn this show, you're still paralyzed while sleeping! Look, show me everything!"
"Ahhh! I'm coming back from behind. Brothers who haven't finished reading it, please be sure to read it. When you finish reading, I'll wait for you to... tear apart this hypocritical good night!"
Just when many netizens who were already very sleepy after staying up all night were about to turn off their mobile phones and go to sleep, the barrage of videos without warning... started to boil!
(End of this chapter)
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