Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch

Chapter 68 The Fun People's Carnival

At this time, Li Youzhi's live broadcast room had more than 3000 people online.

At first, the netizens just ran to have fun, and then withdrew.

But after the six whole programs of Tongchen Society came down, the crazy netizens... couldn't go back!
"This year's college students really have jobs!"

"It's true that college students can do everything except study, hahahaha!"

"Thank you. I used to have dry stools, but now I laugh."

"Next one, hurry up and do the work for me!"

The interaction area was flying, and the netizens were in high spirits.

Corresponding to the live broadcast room is the scene of the tennis court.

When the premiere show just started, most of the audience next to the tennis court were members of the Tongchen Club.

After all, as a newly established drama club, Tongchen Club has no works, and its influence within the Agricultural University is limited to the drama club itself.

However, after the members forwarded the small videos of the previous programs to Moments or WeChat groups, the number of people at the scene became thicker than the naked eye!
Some students who arrived later saw that there was no place on the front of the stage, and even climbed onto the big tree behind the stage.

At this time, the tennis courts of Nuoda tend to be surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

In the noisy atmosphere of the scene, Gu Dong, who was acting as the temporary host, walked to the front of the stage tremblingly.

Seeing this product on stage, the students who came later complained;
"Just now I saw a female host in Moments, what about my beautiful host? What about a beautiful host like me?!"

"Damn it, I can't stand this grievance!"

"I saw that my roommate tweeted that there are beauties, and there is even a yellow-haired cute girl cosplaying with Moon Hare? Why didn't I see these when I came here, but even the beautiful hosts have changed?"

Hearing the complaints at the scene, Gu Dong shrank his neck, glanced at the cue card, and quickly announced the scene.

"Next, I would like to invite the founder and president of Tongchen Society, Li Youzhi's team, to bring you the drama sketch "Foot Bath"!"

After he finished speaking at an extremely fast speed, a simple curtain made of sheets on the stage was pulled away.

As a start-up team, what the choreographer of Tongchen Society did was perfunctory.

On the stage, there is only a spray-painted background cloth, showing that the scene is a private room in the foot bath city.

And the only prop is a folding bed.

Li Youzhi, who was wearing a foot bath suit, was lying on the bed.And Zhou Yuan, who was wearing a technician's uniform, was pressing his waist hard.

As the curtain fell, Li Youzhi entered the scene in a second, and immediately started the fault-finding mode.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey? How about you? How about showing your weakness to me in front of me? Can't you use some strength?"

Zhou Yuan, who was reprimanded by him, looked confused.

"Ah... Brother, are you working hard? It's okay to work hard, I wonder if you don't have enough strength."

Gritting his teeth and replacing his palm with his elbow, Zhou Yuan pressed down vigorously.

"Brother, can you see if this works?"

"Why, are you sick?"

However, facing the upgraded service, Li Youzhi's dissatisfaction also escalated again.Seeing that Zhou Yuan expressed helplessly that he would step on his back, he jumped up from the bed and pushed Zhou Yuan away.

But for any story-driven work, the point that can attract the audience the most is contradictions and conflicts.

In the first scene of the skit, the customer played by Li Youzhi started an inexplicable conflict, which immediately caught the attention of the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room.

"What's the situation? It looks like it's in Foot Bath City?"

"You're not here for a massage, are you here to buy melons? Are you deliberately finding fault?!"

"Hahaha, don't tell me, my little brother is acting like that!"

Among the discussions on the scene and in the live broadcast room, the plot point of "Foot Bath" was revealed.

"Get up for me! I'm sitting here, and I can smell your feet, it's like old Chen Su. You do it, do it, give me... Find me A female technician came over... give me a step."

Seeing Li Youzhi sitting on the small bed, his tone changed from distasteful and angry to shy and vague, and the audience in the live and live broadcast room burst into laughter instantly.

"Fuck! I knew you had a problem!"

"Tuqiongdagger saw that it belonged, hahaha."

"The little malicious eyes look exactly like the first time I went to the foot bath. I don't believe it if I say that there is no life during this period!"

"I suggest that the school check it out, brother, this f*ck is absolutely not like an act!"

On the stage, seeing Li Youzhi's shyness and dodging eyes, Zhou Yuan also laughed angrily.

"Don't you just want a girl to do it for you? You said it earlier, brother, it's meaningless if you messed with me just now. You see, you're still burying me."

Complaining helplessly, Zhou Yuan introduced the price of the female technician in Foot Bath City.Facing the options of 98, 198, and 298, Li Youzhi raised his eyes and immediately chose 98.

God is sorry, where have the students of the Agricultural University seen such a drama?
It’s not about the skit style, but about finding a technician for foot baths, which is outrageous!

This is too inconsistent with the values ​​instilled in the school, this is too deviated from etiquette, justice and shame, this is too... so fucking tickling!

At this time, no matter whether it was the audience on the scene or in the live broadcast room, they had completely entered Li Youzhi's role.

"Why don't you come to 298 to open your eyes?"

"As we all know, no penny is wasted in Foot Bath City! Every file represents a cup size or a point of beauty."

"At first glance, the little brother is a young boy, if this is me, I'll just fucking get two 298!"

With the barrage of the old driver in the live broadcast room, the "98" female technician on the stage came online.

Seeing Tu Susu in a black dress, youthful, beautiful and fair-skinned, walked up to the stage, and said a tingly, "Good evening, brother."

The scene and the live room instantly boiled!

What's more, this line that was supposed to be Li Youzhi's line was covered up by the yelling at the scene.

"Damn 98, that's it? 298! Hurry up and give me 298!"

On the stage, Zhou Yuan was taken aback by the sudden uproar at the scene.

The atmosphere on the scene is too devilish - the audience is so booing, but there is no way to continue the performance!

However, Li Youzhi, who was sitting on the small bed in the middle of the stage, seemed to be fine.

Sitting cross-legged, he waited for the audience to coax enough before he seriously leaned forward.

"Then get a 298?"

These words were not addressed to Zhou Yuan - but to the audience!
This is out of the script.

However, this interactive inquiry won the applause from the students present.

Seeing the overwhelming atmosphere at the scene, Li Youzhi became cruel, took off his bathing suit, and fell directly to the ground.

"Then get a 298! The 98's are all like this, and the 298 can't take off yet? 298, it's decided, give me a 298!"

"Sister, it's not that you're not good enough! It's that brother's requirements are a bit high!"

Watching the 98 technician played by Tu Susu leave the stage, Li Youzhi lay on the small bed coquettishly, looking forward to "298" with the audience.

"Brother, the female technician from 298 is here, let her serve you next."

Following Zhou Yuan's resignation and return, behind him, there was a burly figure.

"What the hell are you playing?!"

Seeing that burly figure appearing on the stage, the audience and the netizens in the live broadcast room were collectively petrified.

Li Youzhi on the stage was also frightened by the "298" female technician and fell off the bed.

"Brother, don't you want 298? The weight I just measured just now is 298 pounds tall. Let me tell you. Brother, that's it. I wish you a happy night."

"Ah! Can I change to the 98 one?"

Watching Moon Hare gradually approaching his version with excessive testosterone, Li Youzhi scrambled back to the side of the stage.

"no!"

Liu Meng's rough voice sounded.

"It's hard to clock, you kid still want to run?"

"Ah!"

Following a shrill scream, the lights on the stage where Li Youzhi and Liu Meng were located dimmed, and the spotlight shone on Zhou Yuan.

"Then what, step on it well, brother, work hard!"

"Ahhh!"

Looking at Li Youzhi who was trampled by the version of Moon Hare with excessive male hormones on the stage and howling crazily, after a brief silence, the audience burst into wild laughter.

The conduct of this audience was clearly revealed at this moment.

If you are looking for a technician, then I will bring in Piao Ke.

You overturned... sorry, you are my happiness!
"Fuck this sketch, it's perfect!"

"I'm laughing, who the hell wrote the script? Where the hell did you find this 298 actor?"

"The acting is very good, just don't let this 298 act next time. This is a foul, hey, he doesn't need to act at all, and he can kill me laughing just by standing there!"

"The reversal is too much, Emma, ​​my stomach hurts from laughing! This year's college students really know it, and this year's Spring Festival Gala is determined not to watch it without you!"

"Here's a sports car! Begging for a performance every day! Isn't this better than those star variety shows?"

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Hearing a systematic humming next to his ear, Li Youzhi, who was stepped on more than a dozen feet by Liu Meng, was out of breath, and waved to Gu Dong who was beside him.

"What are you doing in a daze? Didn't you see such a good atmosphere? Announcement, the second part of "Foot Bath", get ready!"

Seeing that the amazing value began to be recorded in large amounts, Li Youzhi at this time seemed to have been beaten.

Damn, if there is such a wave every night, within half a year... I'm afraid Brother Zhi will be so handsome!

at the same time.

Agricultural University Auditorium.

On the stage, Xu Xueli and Hong Yuan were still performing hard.

"The Rhinoceros in Love" has come to an end, and has come to the most emotional part of the play.

"Have you ever seen such a person with personality? He said that I was a conspirator who treated him well in order to occupy him. He said that I was the embodiment of the power system and the people. Also, the moralization attempt of the vulnerable group..."

Xu Xueli, who played the role of Mingming, spoke her lines with emotion.

"Pfft...hahahahahaha!"

The sound from the audience was restrained at first, but in the end they couldn't help laughing wildly, causing Xu Xueli to get out of the play all of a sudden, and looked angrily at the auditorium.

Seeing her angry face, Hong Yuan, who was her partner, hurriedly ended the situation.

He walked up to Xu Xueli and grabbed her.

"A hare spends most of his time chasing as many female rabbits as possible, but a jackal only falls in love once in his life, and stays with his female jackal for a lifetime..."

"Hahahahaha!" "Which little clever ghost made up the script?"

The sudden burst of laughter from the audience made such an honest person like Hong Yuan unable to bear it.

He gave Shirley a step first, and he walked directly to the side of the stage.

"You two are too much! We are performing, why are you laughing?!"

In the auditorium of the auditorium of Nuo University, the few remaining students in the last row raised their heads.

Facing Hong Yuan's accusation, several people quickly made an apologetic gesture.

"I'm sorry, we're not professional enough, so I can't help it. But don't get me wrong, we're not laughing at you, we act as you want, we both try to control our emotions. Try to make it so that no matter how funny, we won't laugh!"

"No, since you don't want to watch our performance, what are you two doing sitting here?"

Facing Xu Xueli's questioning from embarrassment and anger, those students looked innocent.

"Beauty, we don't want to sit here either. There are too many people on the other side of the tennis court. We can't squeeze in if we go!"

Seeing a few people answering a sentence, he turned his attention back to the phone. It was obviously the laughter from the Tongchen Club's performance, and everyone in the Zhuohua Club was full of sadness.

A pheasant drama club put up a so-called skit, which attracted all the serious audience who watched the drama.

Art...is dead!
Sad, sad!
　PS: Today I have to accompany my child to the hospital in the provincial capital for an examination. If it is finished, there will be an update sooner!Ask for a monthly pass!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)