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Chapter 103, Just Call You Mr. Lu
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The first examination room is on the 4th floor.
Leaving the 4th floor and coming to the 3rd floor, Lu An and Liu Hui, who were talking and laughing just now, instantly fell into peace.
The two are no strangers, but they are not that familiar, and they are even competitive to some extent.
Walking slowly to the second floor, Lu Ann broke the deadlock and said, "Birds never fall, thank you."
Saying thank you means thanking her for saving the scene just now.
Calling her a bird does not fall is to draw in the relationship between the two.After all, it's a nickname, so it doesn't look so serious, and it's easy to break the line of balance in my heart.
Liu Hui is a very smart girl, she understood his meaning almost instantly, and said with a faint smile:
"Mr. Lu, I will call you Mr. Lu from now on. You are very popular with women."
Lu An looked modest: "Don't, don't, we are old buddies, don't bury me like this, I can't afford to mess with them."
Hearing this, Liu Hui smiled even sweeter, "Mr. Lu's use of the word "we" is very artistic, but it is because of this that he is said to be amazing."
Not wanting to get entangled in this topic, Lu An asked curiously, "How did you figure it out just now?"
Liu Hui glanced at him: "Mr. Lu is using this to test the little girl?"
Lu Ann was very depressed, half-truth and half-hypothesis: "I feel that you are not sincere in what you say, how can you continue to chat today? No wonder we have known each other for so many years, and we are still nodding friends when we meet."
Liu Hui bowed his head and walked forward, said with a smirk, "I have seen Meng Qingshui's sister go shopping with you in No. [-] Department Store, and the relationship is very close, but you and Meng Qingshui have been pretending not to know each other at school.
There is an idiom that can describe this phenomenon very well, it is called 300 taels of silver in this place. "
Lu An is ashamed, is this crushing IQ?
Li Dong and Ye Run didn't realize how close they were to them, and they didn't expect an outsider to do so easily.
Lu Ann was dying: "This is a common saying."
Instead of arguing with him, Liu Hui changed his words: "Hold your ears and steal your bell."
Lu An sighed, and asked later: "Apart from Meng Qingshui, what else?"
Liu Hui said mysteriously: "Our relationship has not yet reached that point, we are just acquaintances who meet and nod, and it is easy for Mr. Lu to misunderstand."
LuAnn was speechless.
This girl is really not big-hearted, she won't take revenge overnight, she just choked on her words, and immediately returned the original words.
Before he knew it, he had already arrived at the school gate. When Liu Hui saw his parents who came to pick him up, he waved goodbye immediately: "Mr. Lu, see you by fate."
Lu An originally wanted to tell the girl to eat stewed goose in an iron pot, but after seeing the other's parents, he also swallowed the words that came to his lips.
When the people walked away, Li Dong said "Fuck" and asked in shock: "No, brother, you actually had an affair with Meng Qingshui?
When did you two start?I do not know how? "
Ye Run was also kept in the dark about this matter before, until Lu An told her a few days ago that "Meng Qingshui is chasing him".
Ignoring Ye Run's knife-like eyes, Lu An stuffed the book into her arms.
I was still thinking in my heart: level is a little bit, but level has the advantages of level, which is good for book release, and it is better to be level if you gain and lose, anyway, I don't use them anyway.
sin, sin.
The next moment, he secretly chanted Amitabha.
What the hell was he thinking?
Why do you keep imagining women's bodies recently?
It seems that I, who have tasted the taste of meat, have become ready to move after not touching a woman for so long.
He stretched his waist and said, "What do you want to know? Brother, remember, whenever there is a good-looking girl next to me in the future, she must have something for me."
Li Dong was lying again, "I won't play with you anymore, I, Li Dong, swear, the university should stay away from you bastard."
Lu An put his hand on his head, and pushed him away with disgust: "Who cares about you, as long as Ye Run is with me, I'm greedy for her cooking."
Ye Run rolled his eyes: "Stay away from me, I don't want to be your slave and light bulb 24 hours a day."
Li Dong burst out laughing, "Look, look, it's still Ye Run.
Ye Run!I support you, we must stay away from this woman harvester, and the university will not go to the same city with him. "
They ran to the farmer's house at the foot of the mountain and bought a goose at a high price. The three of them worked all afternoon before serving it to the table.
The big goose was stewed yellow, and the fragrant meat smell made the three of them almost hungry.
Li Dong walked up and down the yard impatiently, and finally pointed to his watch and shouted, "It's already 6 o'clock, why hasn't Meng Qingshui come here yet, I'm almost starving to death."
Lu An just came out of the shower at this time, and waved his hand: "Then don't wait, let's have dinner."
Ye Run asked him: "Did you tell Meng Qingshui? Why don't you go and call her home, anyway, it's not too far away, and it's quick to come here now."
Lu An shook his head: "No need to fight, if she wanted to come over, she would have come here long ago, how could she delay until now.
It must be her own business. Come on, the three of us are drinking and eating today. "
Seeing that Lu An had already started, Li Dong immediately ran over, sat down, picked up the head of the goose, and began to chew it.
Eating goose heads is his unique hobby, just like peeking at women's big buttocks, it has a different kind of happiness.
This night, both Ye Run and Li Dong were drunk by him.
Seeing that there was more than half of the goose meat left, Lu An stretched out his hands and rubbed the round belly. He really couldn't eat any more, so he gave up.
Afraid of mice, he hung the goose meat into the patio as usual.
Then he hugged Ye Run to the bed and threw Li Dong on the sofa, everything was fine, and he started to read the book by himself.
"tingting"
After eight o'clock in the evening, the newly bought BB machine made its first sound.
Lu Ann picked it up and took a look, and immediately guessed who it was, and hurried to the public phone booth outside to make a call.
Dial and wait.
thump. thump.
Just two sounds.
"LuAnn?"
"Hey, sister Yu, it's me."
"It's a few days before the lottery, when will you come over?"
"I'll take the train to Changshi tomorrow morning."
"Have you bought a ticket?"
"Not yet, go to Changshi to buy now."
Yu Wanzhi pondered for a while, and said, "Call me when you've finished buying, and I'll arrange someone to pick you up when the time comes."
That's all LuAnn wanted: "Okay, thank you."
After 10 o'clock in the evening, Ye Run woke up.
She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, then at the bed under her, and finally got up and asked someone: "I'm drunk, how did you put me on the bed?"
Lu An, who was reading a book, didn't turn his head back: "I carried it in."
Ye Run's white teeth bit his lower lip lightly, staring at his side face and said: "Thank you this time, even if I'm drunk, don't touch me in the future."
Lu An nodded fiercely like a little chick: "Yeah, I remember, I will let you sleep on the floor next time."
"Asshole." Ye Run cursed in a low voice, reached out to pick up the book and left.
"Bastard, you don't even touch me when I'm drunk." Ye Run had just left the hospital, and Li Dong imitated her tone and died there strangely.
Men are not women, Lu An is not used to it at all, he threw a book over and said: "You should go back, Li Erxia just came here.
She thought you died in my house, and said she would use the lucky money to buy you a wreath to celebrate the death of her second brother. "
These words are completely in line with Li Erxia's character, Li Dong didn't doubt it at all, and was so angry that he scolded Li Erxia's mother on the sofa.
"Brother, I have some news for you."
"Say."
"Listen up, listen up, I'm going to talk."
"Don't be silly, just fart."
"I'm in love, did you hear that? Are you shocked or not, surprised or not! Jealous or not?" Li Dong's voice was loud, almost yelling.
LuAnn looked up at him, wondering if he was crazy?
Li Dong reached out and grabbed his shoulder, shaking to the left and right: "I'm in love, did you hear that? I fell in love earlier than you! This is the point, I fell in love earlier than you!"
Damn Xipi, people were almost fainted by him, Lu Ann opened him: "Stop, who are you looking at?"
Li Dong didn't say who it was this time, but showed off very embarrassingly: "Ha! Keep it secret for now! Now is not the time. When I have time, I will call her to have a meal with you and Ye Run."
Lu An was stunned: "Are you serious?"
Li Dong patted his chest, raised his head and chest: "What do you mean by being true? It must be true!
In the past, all the beautiful girls revolved around you. You said that I, Li Dong, felt very happy. I am a man, and I also have ambitions. "
Lu Ann asked, "Do I know you?"
Li Dong said, "Hey! Don't think about clichés."
Lu An said with a smile: "That's okay, but you still don't let girls meet me, or you may be broken in love again."
"Damn it, if you dare to disrespect me again, I'll piss in your main room." Li Dong said, rolling his hands, unbuckled his belt, with a smug look on his face.
"Mom! Mom! It's not good! Li Dong is incontinent!" At this moment, Li Erxia poked his head in from the door, and then shouted loudly towards No. 8 Guifei Lane.
"You damn girl, I'm going to shoot you to death today!" Li Dong was angry and furious, turned around and chased out with his big buttocks twisted.
Looking at the ass that was fatter than a sow, Lu Ann fell into deep thought.His intuition told him that what the bastard just said was the truth.
But who is it?
Which unlucky girl is it?
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out who it was, and it was useless to pick my memory. Finally, I was too lazy to think about it and continued to review geography.
the next day.
Before dawn, Lu Ann got up suddenly.
Divide the 5000 yuan into 3 parts.
1000 yuan hidden in the pocket of shorts.These are the boxer pants he bought a while ago, and he went to a tailor to have a pocket sewed for him.
There is no way, it is not easy to travel far away these days, so we have to be careful, this 1000 is the last life-saving money.
The 3000 pieces are separately hidden in the bag.
The last 1000 yuan was separated into the underwear pocket.
Then put the wigs, fake beards and other cosmetics prepared earlier into the bag.The four major sorcerers in Asia. In his previous life, his youngest daughter loved to play with the impersonation technique at home. She said it was a university club activity. used.
The youngest daughter once showed him a self-media video. There is a female blogger who has great impersonation skills. She can pretend to be Andy Lau, Michael Jackson, and Louis Koo. She imitates everyone's appearance and language. Lifelike, there is a level.
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(and also…)
(End of this chapter)
The first examination room is on the 4th floor.
Leaving the 4th floor and coming to the 3rd floor, Lu An and Liu Hui, who were talking and laughing just now, instantly fell into peace.
The two are no strangers, but they are not that familiar, and they are even competitive to some extent.
Walking slowly to the second floor, Lu Ann broke the deadlock and said, "Birds never fall, thank you."
Saying thank you means thanking her for saving the scene just now.
Calling her a bird does not fall is to draw in the relationship between the two.After all, it's a nickname, so it doesn't look so serious, and it's easy to break the line of balance in my heart.
Liu Hui is a very smart girl, she understood his meaning almost instantly, and said with a faint smile:
"Mr. Lu, I will call you Mr. Lu from now on. You are very popular with women."
Lu An looked modest: "Don't, don't, we are old buddies, don't bury me like this, I can't afford to mess with them."
Hearing this, Liu Hui smiled even sweeter, "Mr. Lu's use of the word "we" is very artistic, but it is because of this that he is said to be amazing."
Not wanting to get entangled in this topic, Lu An asked curiously, "How did you figure it out just now?"
Liu Hui glanced at him: "Mr. Lu is using this to test the little girl?"
Lu Ann was very depressed, half-truth and half-hypothesis: "I feel that you are not sincere in what you say, how can you continue to chat today? No wonder we have known each other for so many years, and we are still nodding friends when we meet."
Liu Hui bowed his head and walked forward, said with a smirk, "I have seen Meng Qingshui's sister go shopping with you in No. [-] Department Store, and the relationship is very close, but you and Meng Qingshui have been pretending not to know each other at school.
There is an idiom that can describe this phenomenon very well, it is called 300 taels of silver in this place. "
Lu An is ashamed, is this crushing IQ?
Li Dong and Ye Run didn't realize how close they were to them, and they didn't expect an outsider to do so easily.
Lu Ann was dying: "This is a common saying."
Instead of arguing with him, Liu Hui changed his words: "Hold your ears and steal your bell."
Lu An sighed, and asked later: "Apart from Meng Qingshui, what else?"
Liu Hui said mysteriously: "Our relationship has not yet reached that point, we are just acquaintances who meet and nod, and it is easy for Mr. Lu to misunderstand."
LuAnn was speechless.
This girl is really not big-hearted, she won't take revenge overnight, she just choked on her words, and immediately returned the original words.
Before he knew it, he had already arrived at the school gate. When Liu Hui saw his parents who came to pick him up, he waved goodbye immediately: "Mr. Lu, see you by fate."
Lu An originally wanted to tell the girl to eat stewed goose in an iron pot, but after seeing the other's parents, he also swallowed the words that came to his lips.
When the people walked away, Li Dong said "Fuck" and asked in shock: "No, brother, you actually had an affair with Meng Qingshui?
When did you two start?I do not know how? "
Ye Run was also kept in the dark about this matter before, until Lu An told her a few days ago that "Meng Qingshui is chasing him".
Ignoring Ye Run's knife-like eyes, Lu An stuffed the book into her arms.
I was still thinking in my heart: level is a little bit, but level has the advantages of level, which is good for book release, and it is better to be level if you gain and lose, anyway, I don't use them anyway.
sin, sin.
The next moment, he secretly chanted Amitabha.
What the hell was he thinking?
Why do you keep imagining women's bodies recently?
It seems that I, who have tasted the taste of meat, have become ready to move after not touching a woman for so long.
He stretched his waist and said, "What do you want to know? Brother, remember, whenever there is a good-looking girl next to me in the future, she must have something for me."
Li Dong was lying again, "I won't play with you anymore, I, Li Dong, swear, the university should stay away from you bastard."
Lu An put his hand on his head, and pushed him away with disgust: "Who cares about you, as long as Ye Run is with me, I'm greedy for her cooking."
Ye Run rolled his eyes: "Stay away from me, I don't want to be your slave and light bulb 24 hours a day."
Li Dong burst out laughing, "Look, look, it's still Ye Run.
Ye Run!I support you, we must stay away from this woman harvester, and the university will not go to the same city with him. "
They ran to the farmer's house at the foot of the mountain and bought a goose at a high price. The three of them worked all afternoon before serving it to the table.
The big goose was stewed yellow, and the fragrant meat smell made the three of them almost hungry.
Li Dong walked up and down the yard impatiently, and finally pointed to his watch and shouted, "It's already 6 o'clock, why hasn't Meng Qingshui come here yet, I'm almost starving to death."
Lu An just came out of the shower at this time, and waved his hand: "Then don't wait, let's have dinner."
Ye Run asked him: "Did you tell Meng Qingshui? Why don't you go and call her home, anyway, it's not too far away, and it's quick to come here now."
Lu An shook his head: "No need to fight, if she wanted to come over, she would have come here long ago, how could she delay until now.
It must be her own business. Come on, the three of us are drinking and eating today. "
Seeing that Lu An had already started, Li Dong immediately ran over, sat down, picked up the head of the goose, and began to chew it.
Eating goose heads is his unique hobby, just like peeking at women's big buttocks, it has a different kind of happiness.
This night, both Ye Run and Li Dong were drunk by him.
Seeing that there was more than half of the goose meat left, Lu An stretched out his hands and rubbed the round belly. He really couldn't eat any more, so he gave up.
Afraid of mice, he hung the goose meat into the patio as usual.
Then he hugged Ye Run to the bed and threw Li Dong on the sofa, everything was fine, and he started to read the book by himself.
"tingting"
After eight o'clock in the evening, the newly bought BB machine made its first sound.
Lu Ann picked it up and took a look, and immediately guessed who it was, and hurried to the public phone booth outside to make a call.
Dial and wait.
thump. thump.
Just two sounds.
"LuAnn?"
"Hey, sister Yu, it's me."
"It's a few days before the lottery, when will you come over?"
"I'll take the train to Changshi tomorrow morning."
"Have you bought a ticket?"
"Not yet, go to Changshi to buy now."
Yu Wanzhi pondered for a while, and said, "Call me when you've finished buying, and I'll arrange someone to pick you up when the time comes."
That's all LuAnn wanted: "Okay, thank you."
After 10 o'clock in the evening, Ye Run woke up.
She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, then at the bed under her, and finally got up and asked someone: "I'm drunk, how did you put me on the bed?"
Lu An, who was reading a book, didn't turn his head back: "I carried it in."
Ye Run's white teeth bit his lower lip lightly, staring at his side face and said: "Thank you this time, even if I'm drunk, don't touch me in the future."
Lu An nodded fiercely like a little chick: "Yeah, I remember, I will let you sleep on the floor next time."
"Asshole." Ye Run cursed in a low voice, reached out to pick up the book and left.
"Bastard, you don't even touch me when I'm drunk." Ye Run had just left the hospital, and Li Dong imitated her tone and died there strangely.
Men are not women, Lu An is not used to it at all, he threw a book over and said: "You should go back, Li Erxia just came here.
She thought you died in my house, and said she would use the lucky money to buy you a wreath to celebrate the death of her second brother. "
These words are completely in line with Li Erxia's character, Li Dong didn't doubt it at all, and was so angry that he scolded Li Erxia's mother on the sofa.
"Brother, I have some news for you."
"Say."
"Listen up, listen up, I'm going to talk."
"Don't be silly, just fart."
"I'm in love, did you hear that? Are you shocked or not, surprised or not! Jealous or not?" Li Dong's voice was loud, almost yelling.
LuAnn looked up at him, wondering if he was crazy?
Li Dong reached out and grabbed his shoulder, shaking to the left and right: "I'm in love, did you hear that? I fell in love earlier than you! This is the point, I fell in love earlier than you!"
Damn Xipi, people were almost fainted by him, Lu Ann opened him: "Stop, who are you looking at?"
Li Dong didn't say who it was this time, but showed off very embarrassingly: "Ha! Keep it secret for now! Now is not the time. When I have time, I will call her to have a meal with you and Ye Run."
Lu An was stunned: "Are you serious?"
Li Dong patted his chest, raised his head and chest: "What do you mean by being true? It must be true!
In the past, all the beautiful girls revolved around you. You said that I, Li Dong, felt very happy. I am a man, and I also have ambitions. "
Lu Ann asked, "Do I know you?"
Li Dong said, "Hey! Don't think about clichés."
Lu An said with a smile: "That's okay, but you still don't let girls meet me, or you may be broken in love again."
"Damn it, if you dare to disrespect me again, I'll piss in your main room." Li Dong said, rolling his hands, unbuckled his belt, with a smug look on his face.
"Mom! Mom! It's not good! Li Dong is incontinent!" At this moment, Li Erxia poked his head in from the door, and then shouted loudly towards No. 8 Guifei Lane.
"You damn girl, I'm going to shoot you to death today!" Li Dong was angry and furious, turned around and chased out with his big buttocks twisted.
Looking at the ass that was fatter than a sow, Lu Ann fell into deep thought.His intuition told him that what the bastard just said was the truth.
But who is it?
Which unlucky girl is it?
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out who it was, and it was useless to pick my memory. Finally, I was too lazy to think about it and continued to review geography.
the next day.
Before dawn, Lu Ann got up suddenly.
Divide the 5000 yuan into 3 parts.
1000 yuan hidden in the pocket of shorts.These are the boxer pants he bought a while ago, and he went to a tailor to have a pocket sewed for him.
There is no way, it is not easy to travel far away these days, so we have to be careful, this 1000 is the last life-saving money.
The 3000 pieces are separately hidden in the bag.
The last 1000 yuan was separated into the underwear pocket.
Then put the wigs, fake beards and other cosmetics prepared earlier into the bag.The four major sorcerers in Asia. In his previous life, his youngest daughter loved to play with the impersonation technique at home. She said it was a university club activity. used.
The youngest daughter once showed him a self-media video. There is a female blogger who has great impersonation skills. She can pretend to be Andy Lau, Michael Jackson, and Louis Koo. She imitates everyone's appearance and language. Lifelike, there is a level.
ps: please subscribe!Ask for a monthly pass!
(and also…)
(End of this chapter)
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