Years: Salted fish life since going to the countryside.
Chapter 879 I choose the children's table
Chapter 879 I choose the children's table
"Mr. Song, I was a little distracted when I was taking a shower just now, so that delayed me a little."
"Haha, it's normal to have a breakthrough. When I broke through the initial stage of Dark Energy, I was in a daze for most of the day. Tell me quickly, how did you break through in the sea water?"
Han Li had been thinking about this question as he was walking back, and he already had the answer in his mind. Now that Old Song asked him, he answered it directly.
"Mr. Song, I was just trying to avoid the rip current, but when I got to the bottom of the sea, I realized that the pressure there was very high, and every move I made seemed to weigh a thousand pounds.
At that time, if I didn't want to be floated up and swept away by the rip current, I could only pick up a stone from the bottom of the sea and hold it in my arms. However, those stones seemed to be individual pieces, but in fact they were all connected together by mud and sand. If I wanted a stone, I could only punch desperately.
I seemed to have a feeling the moment I broke the stone, but the situation at that time did not allow me to think seriously. I didn’t care about anything else when I came out of the water. I just wanted to hold on to this feeling firmly. "
After Han Li finished speaking, several people led by Old Liu began to nag, saying that Han Li was lucky and that he must obey the staff's arrangements when swimming in the sea in the future and pay attention to the offshore currents, etc. Han Li could only agree to everything with a smile until the staff started to invite everyone to eat and the nagging stopped.
When you get to the beach, you have to eat seafood. The staff has already arranged it without anyone having to ask for it.
Because tonight is the first meal here, and Mr. Liu, Mr. Guan, Mr. Song, Mr. Li, and Mr. Hou are all eating here, plus a few half-grown children, the staff set up two tables outside.
The dishes on the two tables were not the same. Han Li saw that both the dishes and the quantity of food on Old Liu's table were not good. You know, although seafood is good, most of them are cold in nature. No one dared to give Old Liu and his table too much at once. These dishes and the quantity of food could only be served after the doctor's permission.
Han Li then took another look at the table of the half-grown children. The quantity and variety of crabs, mantis shrimps and various seafood on the table far exceeded that of Mr. Liu's table, so he decisively chose to sit at the same table with the children.
There are the most swimming crabs on the table where Han Li and these half-grown children are sitting, and now is the fattening period for swimming crabs. Their size is about 100 to 130 mm, and each one is full of crab paste and crab roe. They taste fresh, delicate and sweet, and they have a special flavor when dipped in specially prepared sauce.
The mantis shrimp has a spicy taste, and there are also many other seafoods such as flounder, hairtail, octopus, clams, scallops, etc. The chefs' skills here are naturally impeccable.
Because most seafood takes only a short time to become dishes, the staff also specifically said that if there is not enough of any kind, you can add it at any time.
This completely let Han Li eat his fill, and he ate more than the five half-grown children.
In addition, Han Li himself is very strong. He does not need any tools when peeling crabs and opening shrimps. He also secretly uses his decomposition ability to assist. Often, when others are still struggling with the crab shells, he has already eaten several.
This scene not only left the half-grown children dumbfounded, but also caused a large pile of crab shells and shrimp skins to quickly pile up next to Han Li. The staff next to him had to help him clean up the table as soon as they turned around, otherwise there would be no more space.
When Han Li ate the fastest, the five half-grown children could only wait for the staff to go to the kitchen to urge them to serve their food.
They watched Han Li grab a crab, and the crab shell fell off with a pinch of his fingers. The crab legs, which they thought were the most difficult to deal with, only needed a press and a rub in Han Li's hands, and the crab meat came out, and it fell off very cleanly.
The two men, Hou Huidong and Zhang Hailin, next to him tried to imitate Han Li, but almost cut their fingers, so they asked in frustration.
"Brother Han, don't your fingers hurt when you open the crab legs?"
Facing the questions from these little guys, Han Li didn't even stop moving his hands. When there were no crabs left, he ate shrimps. When there were no shrimps left, he ate fish. He responded to their questions while eating.
"It doesn't hurt. This is the benefit of practicing boxing. If you don't believe me, go and see Old Master Song. He also doesn't use any tools when eating crabs."
Hou Huidong and Zhang Hailin looked at the table next to them and said nothing. They really couldn't envy such a thing. At this time, the little girl named Li Yunzhi spoke. "Brother Han, we have seen your skills, but I heard from grandpa that you are not only a top student at Yanda University, but also an assistant teacher at Yanda University?"
"Luck, luck, I just learned a little foreign language earlier than others."
Han Li's words did not satisfy the little girl. She rolled her eyes and asked again.
"Brother Han, we know the benefits of practicing boxing, but what are the benefits of going to school? Don't use official language."
Upon hearing this, Han Li looked up at the little girl. If this question was asked to other people, it would be difficult to answer, but Han Li was from the future, so he kept moving his hands to answer.
"Haha, for example, we are at the seaside now. A well-read person would say, 'The bright moon rises over the sea, and we are all at the same time across the world.' But what about those who haven't read too many books? They can only say, 'Oh, the sea, you are all water.'"
As soon as Han Li finished speaking, everyone at the two tables laughed. Hou Huidong said after laughing.
"If we follow what Brother Han said and add an "ah" to it, it can be considered a poem. If I see the Great Wall, can I say, "Great Wall, you are so long?"
Zhang Hailin: "Then I looked at the crab and said, 'Crab! You have so many legs.'"
For a moment, what about Toad, you have four legs. Yellow dog, you have yellow hair. Turtle, your shell is so round.
Everyone else was laughing happily, but Li Yunzhi, who asked the question, was a little unhappy, and she continued.
"There are only a few people who can write poetry, and only a few poems have been handed down. Brother Han, you still don't make it clear what the benefits of going to school are."
Han Li originally thought that he could just tell a joke and everyone would just laugh it off, but he didn't know why this little girl picked a fight with him. But how could he be stumped by a little girl?
Han Li thought that these half-grown children were different from others. They had been exposed to Western books and movies at an early age, and their ability to accept love and romance was much stronger than that of ordinary people. This made it easier for Han Li to say many things, so he continued to move his hands as he spoke.
"Then let me give you the simplest example. A person who is well-educated and a person who is averagely educated both saw a beautiful woman from their village by the water, and they both fell in love with this woman.
People who are well-read will praise and address this girl as the Goddess of Heluo in the Ode to the Goddess of Luo River. What about people who are not so well-read? They may directly say "Cuihua by the river". If you meet these two types of people one day, which one would you prefer?"
"Of course it's the people who compliment me."
"See, this is the benefit of going to school. Otherwise, when you meet a girl or boy you like in the future, you will just have to watch him or her fall into someone else's arms."
Li Yunzhi..
At this time, Hou Huidong and Zhang Hailin next to them had a different light flashing in their eyes, and they both asked almost at the same time.
"Brother Han, what would you say if you met a girl you liked?"
(End of this chapter)
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