If I am not a Confucian saint, I will set off a revolution

Chapter 155
But no way.

Although disfigured, but at least three months will not see acquaintances.

And he is not called Lin Ke now.

"I've decided, my name is..."

Lin Ke thought of Chen Pingping and Chen An, so he said in a deep voice, "My name is Chen Ping'an!"

With that said, Lin Ke waved his hammer:
"I only have a hammer, which can move mountains, break rivers, overturn seas, subdue demons, suppress demons, order gods, pick stars, destroy cities, and open the sky!"

"I, Chen Ping'an, shall be the King of the Mountain!"

When King Kong next to him heard the words, he suddenly felt a little strange.

It's a good word, but why does it feel so weird?
So King Kong suggested: "Lin Ke, Brother Yu thinks that your words can be changed into the word 'safe', and the hammer could be changed into 'sword', a gentleman's tool, which is more powerful."

Lin Ke:?
"How do you know I'm not talking about An'an?" Lin Ke was speechless.

He didn't speak English, it was like they were talking in a novel.

"Otherwise, is it safe?" King Kong smiled when he heard the words: "Chen Ping?"

"Well, it makes sense." Lin Ke shook his head boredly: "I'm talking about the saddle of the saddle."

"Yes, this will prevent others from associating with Chen Pingping and Chen An. As for my name..." King Kong nodded, and then pointed to Lin Ke's hammer:
"The word 'hao' on your Haotian hammer is quite expressive. The sun is above and the sky is below. It has a lot to do with my Golden Crow group."

As he said that, King Kong pondered and said: "And your hammer is made of stone, Shi and Hao, these two words are very good, if I don't, I will call it..."

Lin Ke was shocked when he heard this.

Then King Kong's voice also fell: "I'll call me Stone Mouse, take the homonym, and pretend to be a rat demon."

Stone mouse?

6.

Or you three-legged Golden Crow can play.

Lin Ke nodded, and then looked forward: "Stone Mouse, come with me to conquer the Hundred Thousand Mountains!"

In front of them, there are many mountains.

Choose a place, become the king of the mountain, and then crazily subdue the monsters and spirit beasts!
……

Shizuka has been very sad recently.

Because her two husbands fought again because of her.

"Bang!!"

The bodies of the two husbands slammed into each other violently, stirring up the surrounding dust, and the force was heavy.

At the same time, the two husbands stared wide-eyed, extremely angry.

"Stop fighting!"

Shizuka watched from the side, and couldn't help but stop.

Unexpectedly, when they saw such a delicate and white body of Shizuka, the desire for possession in their eyes burned again.

"Bang!!!"

When they collided again, the two husbands felt each other's strength, silently calculating the possible outcome in the future.

"You...you can't have me together!" Jingxiang was sad and sad: "I know I am beautiful, but you can't lose your brotherhood because of me! Come on, let the three of us be together Let's live together happily!"

"Damn it! Shizuka is mine!" One of the husbands yelled, "My Shizuka is so kind, get the hell out of here!"

The other husband responded angrily when he saw this: "Why do you monopolize Shizuka! Shizuka belongs to all of us, you scum! Dictator!"

Ever since, the two husbands fought together again.

Seeing this, Shizuka burst into tears, crying so much that the pear blossoms were raining, and she was extremely wronged.

The two husbands stopped fighting immediately, and then quickly came to Shizuka's side.

The husband gently stroked Shizuka's head: "Hey, baby, don't cry."

The second husband patted Shizuka's back slowly: "I'm here, baby, I'm here, don't cry~"

And at this moment, a very inappropriate voice remembered.

"Look, Stone Mouse, there are three mudskippers that big on this mountain?!"

strip? !

Shizuka and her two husbands raised their fins immediately, and stared at the source of the sound with their eyes wide open.

Then the next moment, the two mudskippers froze.

Well... what a beautiful beauty!

At this time, in the eyes of Husband [-] and Husband [-], an extremely beautiful lady who has already transformed into a mudskipper is walking towards this side.

This mudskipper lady has a fair and delicate body, covered in a layer of mud like their body, and also has a pair of bright and big eyes...

Especially that mouth!

The emperor of the human race is on top!

The two of them swore they had never seen such full, plump, rosy, plump lips.

Oops, my heart is moved!

"Shh!!!"

In an instant, the figures of the two mudskipper monsters changed into two muscular burly men with mud flowing all over their bodies, and then quickly galloped towards the beauty.

"Beautiful lady, please be my mating object."

then……

Lin Kemeng.

He looked around and pointed to himself: "You mean me?"

"Yes, beautiful lady, oh~ too bad, my heart has fallen." A strong man nodded, and then looked at Lin Ke affectionately.

And the other did not show weakness: "Lovely lady, may I kiss your dazzling lips?"

I go?

What's the matter with these two monsters?
Lin Ke was speechless.

The bodies of these two mudskippers are more than two meters long, and they look ugly when they take human form, as if they are the kind of rushing bullies.

Especially the lips of these two people, a particularly obvious large circle of sausage mouth.

But the point is, why did you tell him so many inexplicable poems?
Those poems are fucking inappropriate for this era, haha!

Before he had time to complain, one of the strong men had already kissed Lin Ke's lips that were swollen from the poisonous snake's venom just now.

Lin Keben was annoyed, so he raised his hammer and knocked on it: "Two little demons of the second level, dare to kiss this young boy?!"

Wood chopping method!
For a moment, an afterimage of Lin Ke's hammer flashed.

Although the two second-level monsters are in estrus at this time, they are not stupid.

"Wow—"

The two bodies retreated crazily, teleporting a hundred meters.

"46 times a second?!" Husband Yi opened his mouth wide and said in surprise, "The strength of the three realms?? She hides her cultivation?"

The second husband is also similar: "No! 61 times a second!"

"Ninety-eight times, wait..." Lin Ke looked indifferent at this time, trying to pretend to be an expert to scare the two of them away.

But when he thought of his swollen lips, he was discouraged for a while, and he didn't bother to speak classical Chinese: "You guys should get out of here, I want this mountain island."

However, at this moment, a figure appeared behind the two strong men.

"boom……"

"boom……"

"boom……"

A sumo wrestler appeared in front of Lin Ke.

"You... Your surname is also Pan??" Lin Ke saw this person, and immediately thought of Pan Xiaowu and Pan Jinlian.

What's more, the woman in front of me is even more terrifying!
"So... so handsome..." When this woman walked, her body was covered with waves, and at the same time, she was dripping with mud and juice, her plump lips opened, and she spit out a few words:

"Honey, you're here~"

(End of this chapter)