I can't be invincible through Tokyo

Chapter 290

Qiao Shuya felt that he was not here at Ami, but at the site of the triangular trade. Why did he encounter all these people every day? He saw in the news that black guys only accounted for 20% of the total population.

Could it be that the one who came here was not A Mei but Ah Hei?

"Okay, I'll leave this to you." Qiao Shuya stood up from the park bench and patted his butt.

Brother Hei didn't pay attention. He quickly took out a lot of cardboard and newspapers and placed them on the bench. In the blink of an eye, the bench seemed to turn into a bed. He lay on it happily. He went up there and fell asleep like no one else was around.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

Sorry, it seems like he really occupied someone else's nest just now.

It's winter now. New Year's Day has just passed. Although the weather here in Washington is not as cold as in the north, the temperature here at night is in single digits at least.

On the contrary, these guys were happy and cheerful, and Qiao Shuya felt that they were really big-hearted.

"Hey, a little cotton." Qiao Shuya looked at it and grabbed a handful of cotton just picked today from his inner universe.

"Man, let me give you some cotton, lest you freeze to death here tonight." Qiao Shuya threw the thing on the bench next to him and said.

"Mom, Fuck, are you being discriminatory? Even if I freeze to death today, I won't want any cotton if I die here." When he heard the cotton, he became angry for a moment, but when he saw a bag of cotton next to him, And Qiao Shuya has disappeared.

"What the hell..." He stared blankly at the cotton on the bench on the right, took it directly in his hand, and stuffed it into his clothes that were originally stuffed with scraps of paper and newspapers.

"It smells so good..."

……

"I'm going to run for president for fun." Joker suddenly appeared. At this time, he was not the original clown, but a black president like Lucian, wearing a suit and ties.

"Are you serious?" Qiao Shuya was suddenly surprised.

"Seriously, I'm so high that I can't stand it. Is the presidential election this year?" Joker looked eager to give it a try, and Qiao Shuya even saw the indescribable amusement on its face.

"But it's too late. The voting stage is about to begin this year. It's still a duel between Chuanbao and Xideng. You have no chance. Chuanbao's support rate is 40%, Xideng's support rate is 30%, and the rest Even if you get all the loose tickets, it won't make any sense, plus Xindeng has a hand of filthy soil reincarnated."

Qiao Shuya spread his hands. It makes no sense for joker to run for president at this time.

"What about now?" Joker showed a wicked smile, and then transformed, Qiao Shuya saw an old and healthy Chuan Bao with a golden cow dung hair, a little red hat, a red scarf, a suit and leather shoes.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

"Okay, I'm going to give a speech in the beer hall now. Let me go out and play alone." Joker showed a sly smile.

At this time, someone on the street suddenly seemed to recognize the joker and exclaimed loudly: "It's the former president!"

"Sorry, madam, I have always been the real president, and no one knows District 1 better than me." Joker was almost entranced, his hands swaying like an accordion.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!"

The people nearby cheered immediately, and more and more people gathered around. When they saw the joker's incarnation, they immediately exclaimed, took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and started cheering. In short, the place was filled with people in an instant. .

"I am the real president, and those above are just puppets of the shadow government. Everyone, my body and mind are as clear as a mirror. Everything I say and do is justice, soy milk~" Joker seemed to be having a great time and started to squirm. He raised his waist.

The people around me also played the song "YMCA" at the right time, and the whole street seemed to have turned into a star-chasing scene.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

He covered his face and left here. Unexpectedly, the joker had a lot of fun.

After leaving Joker, Qiao Shuya went to a convenience store to import some happy water. To be honest, after so many days in the space carrier, he still didn't get any replenishment. The happy water in his inventory was also running low. .

However, when I came to the convenience store, I found that there was nothing on the shelves. There was only a photo of the goods on it, and the selling price in Renminbi was marked below.

Such a cyber scene stunned Qiao Shuya.

"Guest, this is to prevent zero-dollar purchases. Are you from out of town? Now neither the state police nor the district police care about zero-dollar purchases. We can only use this method to reduce the losses of zero-dollar purchases." The salesperson With an apologetic expression, Qiao Shuya pointed and said,

"If you like something, leave your address and we will deliver it directly to your door."

Qiao Shuya: "..."

"6"

When he was about to leave the department store, he suddenly saw a large group of masked people rushing in with baseball bats, shouting "wryyyyyyyyy" like apes, and then rushed to the shelves.

However, after seeing that all the shelves were filled with photos, they seemed to spit out something unlucky, overturned a few shelves and left quickly.

Not far away, I saw a reporter setting up a camera to record everything.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

And when he had just walked out of the convenience store and was about to go to the next large supermarket to buy some happy water, he suddenly found violent gunfire coming from inside. For a moment, the people in District 1 around him seemed to have arrived at a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds scene. Cover was found within seconds.

Some people hid behind flower beds, some hid behind car tires, and some simply lay down on the ground and acted like Voldemort.

Some people also took out their pistols and started pointing them into the supermarket.

The gunfire crackled as if it was the New Year. Qiao Shuya also felt a ricochet bounce into the flower bed next to him, and then shot into his face, making a sound of gold and iron as it bounced off again. .

He looked at the environment with a confused look on his face, asking, "Who am I, where am I, and what am I here to do?"

When the crackling was over, Qiao Shuya saw a black man covered in blood pushing a trolley out of the supermarket. He threw the contents of the trolley into the trunk and drove away quickly in a messy car. on site.

"fire! fire!"

The moment after the police car got off, several police officers emptied their magazines at the fleeing black car.

Qiao Shuya felt bullets flying in front of him, and the black car seemed to be hit by bullets as it staggered towards him.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

He dodged slightly sideways, and the black car passed by and hit the tree above the flower bed behind him. The whole car almost turned over.

The police officers rushed forward very skillfully. One of them pointed a gun into the car, and the other pulled out the black man with blood on his head, pressed his face to the ground, and put his knee on his neck.

"Sir, let me go, I can't breathe, mom, I can't breathe..."

The police officers didn't pay any attention to it. They pushed it with their knees and looked at Qiao Shuya who looked confused next to him. "Hey, Asians, be careful. Don't just sit there and hide when you hear the gunfire." Instead, the police officer talked and laughed at Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuya: "..."

"Do you need my phone number? For 600 RMB a time, I will dispatch the police to help you get rid of those scoundrels who are harassing you." The police officer asked while continuing to talk and laugh.

Qiao Shuya: "..."

"No need..." Looking at this magical scene, the old man on the ground was still saying "I can't breathe." Qiao Shuya felt that this place was too magical for no reason.

"Then we can't guarantee your safety next time we encounter this situation." The police officer shrugged and didn't care. He seemed to just say it casually.

Just when Qiao Shuya was about to leave, another blond police officer came to Qiao Shuya and said: "Joel wants a tip of 600 joint coins when he goes out to the police. It's free here. I also bring my own condoms." oh."

After saying that, she seemed to blink at Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

He looked at her slightly plump body and took a half step back.

Jimei, you have a good foundation, but I’m underage, so I’m leaving!

Qiao Shuya quickly left this magical place. He worked for a long time and finally bought fresh happy water. It was really not easy.

He unscrewed the ring of the can in one breath and walked on the street. Behind him was the noisy city. An out-of-control car rubbed Qiao Shuya's windbreaker and hit the wall behind him, making a "bang" sound. Crash sound.

Flames seemed to rise behind him, but Qiao Shuya did not look back, he just raised the can.

Gunshots rang out behind him, and numerous bullet holes appeared on the car that had just hit him. The wind pressure caused by the bullets caused the windbreaker to sway.

Qiao Shuya still didn't look back. The cold happy water in the can went into his throat. For a moment, he only felt the endless throwing tiles.

"boom!"

The car exploded and a fireball shot into the sky, lighting up the neighborhood like daylight for an instant.

Qiao Shuya walked straight forward, and then threw the can into a trash can on the side of the road, hitting the homeless man in the trash can on the head.

The neon lights of the airship are brilliant in the sky, and advertisements are playing slowly on the screen above the airship.

"Good evening, Washington. Today's Washington Dead Man Lotto draw is grand. Today, 1432 pen-raised things died in Washington. Let us congratulate B who bet on this number!"

"Alas!"

On the chaotic streets, some people shouted for joy at the same time, and some people beat the ground angrily.

On the street, Qiao Shuya fiddled with the smoke that fell on his head due to the vehicle explosion, opened a bottle of Coke again, looked at the city full of neon lights, and said: "Happy."

……

"Epstein is missing. Only the child who awakened and opened the subspace rift appeared at the scene." In the Watcher Association, an old man hiding in the shadows asked the man on the other side who was as strong as an ox.

"Oh, interesting." The sturdy man looked at the old man with a smile, without any respect. He even poured a glass of red wine in front of himself, added some Fanta, and shook it.

"Armstrong, how are your arrangements for the opera guests? Have you established a relationship with the devil?" The old man seemed to cough awkwardly, as if to honor himself, and asked in front of him. This strong man.

"We already have an idea, but the target is Tiamat, the Mother Goddess of Evil." The strong man drank down the mixed wine in the goblet in his hand with disdain.

"There is also the Hero Group. You are also a member of the board of directors. This is also..."

"Okay old man, I don't need you to worry about my career. Just take care of yourself and earn gold coins." The man named Armstrong said to the old man in front of him very rudely, "I only care about you now. The Zhanjin technology in hand, and the 'Metal Gear' plan."

"Don't worry, Metal Gear Solid will be completed soon. This is the result of the resources and technology accumulated by our Protoss for hundreds of years..."

"That's enough. I still have my own things to do. During this period, the rat in the showman is still causing trouble. I have to deal with it here. Goodbye." Armstrong stood up and prepared to leave.

However, at this time, he turned back to the table and saw Qiao Shuya's photo on it. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that this face looked familiar. He didn't know why.

"This person looks familiar? Forget it, you suspect that his ability is to open subspace rifts? Then I will handle this matter incidentally." Armstrong said, casually putting Qiao Shuya's photo into his pocket. , picked up his coat and left directly.

Armstrong, a Wall Street financial tycoon, is known as the God of Stocks. He is also the chairman of Hero Group and is the leading rich man in District 1.

But at the same time, he also has another identity, the second-in-command of the drunkard's executive, Chou Niu.

After he left, these old guys who called themselves the "gods" got together and discussed their future plans.

"Human Federation, that President must resign. In the last battlefield in Romania, he actually dared to directly expose all our family assets to the public. He has a way to die. Because from now on, every time he is in the President's presence, If you stay in this position for just one day, there will be no need for the existence of the Human Federation!"

"The Human Federation itself has no need to exist."

They laughed and chatted, each with oxygen tubes inserted into their bodies and pushing wheelchairs. Their whole bodies seemed to have aged like dried tree bark.

A group of people were huddled together, as if they were going to die at any moment.

……

Qiao Shuya left here directly. He was wondering whether he was going back to the cathedral or the Watcher Association.

To be honest, the old bishop of the cathedral was quite nice to him, although it might be because Qiao Shuya had become a saint of the church inexplicably before, and the bishop always thought that he was a cosplayer of a saint, and he acted like one , wanting him to make a grand debut and become an idol, attracting followers to the church.

However, the people in the church are quite nice.

The second is to go to the local Watcher Association to explain the situation. The main reason is that Qiao Shuya needs to report what happened today and his identity to the association. Although he is not familiar with the branch here, he is also a member of the Watcher Association. Under the circumstances, it should be relatively friendly, right?

"How do I get to the Watchmen Association?" Qiao Shuya asked a passerby.

"Watcher Association? Oh, we don't have this thing in District 1. Here, it's called the 'Hero Group'." The passerby explained to Qiao Shuya enthusiastically.

"Hero group?" Qiao Shuya was stunned for a moment.

"Yeah, look at this." The young lady gave a poster to Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuara went over and took a look. It read in big words, "Runaway Princess Stardust is about to make her debut. Can she, a B-level hero, make a perfect debut? At 6pm on the [-]th, there will be a live broadcast of the raid on the alien base. We are missing. Don’t leave.”

Qiao Shuya: "6"

(End of this chapter)