I can't be invincible through Tokyo

Yuan Zhi'ai was stunned because she suddenly figured out something.

Yes, why should we prove our innocence?

This is actually a very philosophical question. Why does a person need to use evidence to prove his innocence? Rather than the other party using evidence to prove your guilt?

Just like rules and ghost stories, the most commonly used method of rule ghost stories is to use your own biological description to make you fall into a self-proof trap. However, self-proof is almost impossible to succeed.

So what you need to do is not to prove your innocence, but to throw dirty water on the other side and let the other side prove your guilt.

When she thought of this, the corners of Yuan Zhi'ai's mouth turned up. She already understood what Qiao Shuya was thinking in her heart, and it seemed that just as she thought, her old man's eyesight could be said to be extremely poor. .

Then this time I have to see, who is this little mother who wants to "seduce" the master from the first moment?

And with the sound of "hee hee", the next moment, everyone felt that the world had changed. Whether it was the servants, Mr. Yuan, the wife, or other old men around them, they all saw that the world was completely changed. Changed.

The original Genji courtyard was falling apart in Chunchun, and what appeared in front of them was a zoo.

At this time, they were still imprisoned in a cage like animals. From this angle, a terrifying satellite could be seen in the sky hovering in a synchronous orbit.

At this moment, the crowd was completely panicked.

"Where is this place?"

"In the end what happened?"

"Why do we suddenly appear here?"

All the servants were panicking, and among the panicked crowd, only the lady's pupils were shaking, as if she was the only one who could realize what this was.

An independent small world is something that can only appear at the Demon King level and above.

What's more, she looked at the moon-like space carrier in the sky in horror. The place where they were might be just the tip of the iceberg of this small world. The really huge thing might be that thing in the sky...

She was already sweating profusely.

Perhaps for her, she didn't just want to rely on this kind of thing to cause any trouble to Qiao Shuya. She just wanted Qiao Shuya not to live in the yard, that's all, at least not to live here today.

But Qiao Shuya has always been a person who takes soft things rather than hard ones.

"Well, Mr. Yuan, I want to ask you a question. Your wife only wore pajamas in the middle of winter, and she came to my door to deliver porridge to me. Is this a loss of reputation?" Qiao Shuya said. At that time, he looked at Mr. Yuan and asked.

For a moment, Mr. Yuan was stunned.

He had just been in a state of anger that he had been cuckolded. Faced with this situation, any man would have a corresponding decline in intelligence, but after calming down, he repeatedly thought about Qiao Shuya's problem.

Yes, why did he clearly arrange for his servants to serve Qiao Shuya, the distinguished guest, with all his heart, but it was Yanzi who came, and she deliberately wanted to dress up like this?

After his IQ returned to his brain, he turned to look at his wife who was in a vacuum state at this moment. At this moment, he became even more angry, saying that what he just thought was someone else cuckolding him.

So now, the cuckold has long legs and is desperately trying to climb on his head.

From this point of view, it is not that Qiao Shuya covets his young wife, but his wife is trying her best to cuckold him.

At this moment, Master Yuan felt that he was incomparably calm. He had never been more calm than he was now. He stared at his new wife, and the temperament that he had when he was young and fought hard in the Hunji Dao began to make the servants around him shudder.

"Listen to my explanation..." The wife seemed panicked and wanted to explain herself.

Qiao Shuya's lips curled up, and the situation was instantly reversed, because at this time he was able to escape from the self-certification trap, and even used a backhand to drag the opponent into the self-certification trap.

The headache now is for the other party, who even has to prove why he dresses like this to entertain distinguished guests. Was it intentional or accidental?

What Qiao Shuya did next was to add fuel to the fire. He continued to add: "Madam, the last question is, why did you break into my room?"

He stared at her coldly and said, "You know, if I were from District 1, I would have the right to shoot you when you stepped through the door just now."

As soon as these words came out, the lady seemed even more unclear about her explanation.

Even if she wanted to argue that it was Qiao Shuya who dragged her in, it was completely unexplainable, because even from the scene, Qiao Shuya was holding porridge and chopsticks in his hands. It is impossible to explain logically that one person was... When you hold the chopsticks in one hand and the porridge in the other, don't put down the obstructive thing and drag her in, but just pull it in.

So now, it's up to her to prove why she does this to "seduce" the distinguished guests.

Yuan Zhi'ai kept lining up her hands next to her. She found this woman very uncomfortable, especially her coy attitude just now, and the way she threatened Qiao Shuya when she first came up. She didn't know that Qiao Shuya was brought back by herself. person?

Who do you think you are? Dare you drive away the person you want to bring here?

She also thought about a lot of things. From the previous incident of the Ginza Devouring Demon when she was morally kidnapped by others, to the incident in District 2 where she was framed for secretly filming, they all seemed to have fallen into a self-evident trap.

The best lesson that Master taught her today was to tell her that instead of proving her own innocence, it is better to pour dirty water on the other party and make the other party dirtier than you. Prove her own innocence.

Sure enough, at this time Mr. Yuan started to quarrel with the wife, and their words were tit for tat.

Qiao Shuya and Yuan Zhiai escaped from the whirlpool instantly, and they were even in the mood to comment here.

"Master, this one is very useful to me." Yuan Zhi'ai said immediately.

"Hehe." Qiao Shuya also smiled, "If someone falsely accuses you of secretly photographing her, or falsely accuses you of touching her breasts, what you have to do is not to prove yourself, but to ask the other party to prove why they secretly photographed her or touched her breasts. arrive."

"But this method only applies to places that are truly reasonable, and for many places, he is unreasonable. For example, I have seen a woman who is about to become an adult say that a 4-year-old child molested her, so she put the 4-year-old child The beating resulted in a disability.”

"What the hell? Indecent assault at the age of 4? Is she mentally ill?" Yuan Zhi'ai instantly complained, "How tall is that 4-year-old child?"

"It's less than 100 centimeters."

"Then he is the reincarnation of Mr. Kobe? He can jump as high as his chest at the age of 4?" Yuan Zhiai also complained immediately. There was no way, the case Qiao Shuya mentioned was too weird.

She originally thought that after knowing how to solve the self-proof trap, she would be like a fish in the sea or a bird in the sky, and she would never be kidnapped again. Didn't she expect that there are masters?

"So what's the ending of this matter?" Yuan Zhi'ai continued to ask, she suddenly wanted to know the ending of this story.

"What's the ending? The 17-year-old was acquitted, but the 4-year-old deserved to be disabled." Qiao Shuya shrugged. "Ah this..." Yuan Zhi'ai was immediately speechless. Her expression at this time was as if she had tasted the original flavor of large intestine, and her whole face turned into an emoticon.

After a long while, looking at the quarreling "little mother" and her old Biden, she finally complained: "That's outrageous..."

"I thought you were going to complain that the ceremony was ruined or something like that." Qiao Shuya also looked at the family ethics comedy in the middle, grinning.

"Then what should I do if something like this happens?" Yuan Zhi'ai added and asked, her face at this time was full of doubts about life.

"It's very simple. In a duel between warriors, there is a difference between superiority and life and death." Qiao Shuya said, "In such a situation, there is no better way than splitting the skull with strong hands. There is no small courtesy or great righteousness. Fear If you don't fear virtue, you can only initiate a samurai duel."

Qiao Shuya stretched out his hand and pointed at the woman over there who started to quarrel with Yuan Zhiai's father: "Unlike this guy, she at least has a small courtesy but no righteousness, so she can solve it by throwing dirty water."

Yuan Zhiai: "..."

Instead, she was left speechless. She didn't even care about the people arguing on the field at the moment. She kept mumbling: "I don't understand. Really, even if a 4-year-old child is placed in Sin City, Or maybe there is a damage-free gold medal in Gotham City, why would there be a place where even the infant BUFF doesn’t work? I don’t understand it, I really don’t understand it..."

And just when she was still thinking about Qiao Shuya's story and falling into confusion and guessing which sin city it was, the old man Yuan on the scene seemed to have lost his temper in an instant.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you about these things anymore. Don't embarrass yourself outside. Get back!" His aura was completely different from before. At this time, he had the aura of an elderly Yamaguchi-gumi president returning to his old career.

However, the last president of the Yamaguchi-gumi was protected by diapers so that he would not be embarrassed in front of his younger brother and lose face.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Qiao, this is our Yuanji's family matter. I will come to apologize in person someday." Mr. Yuan saluted Qiao Shuya and said in a low voice.

Qiao Shu also didn't want to make things too serious, so he turned around and dragged everyone into the zoo, just to show off his muscles and tell these people who they were facing.

But now, these people came and left in despair. Qiao Shuya also saw many old people looking at him with hatred.

Their skin folds, some of them seem to be in their eighties, and the tattoos on their bodies have become extremely ugly along with the bark-like skin.

"Who are those old men?" Qiao Shuya asked.

Qiao Shuya looked at the old men who looked at him with hatred, and asked Dora Ai who was standing aside.

"They, you know that Old Biden used to be a member of the Ji Dao, right? After clearing his name and coming ashore, the former senators were arranged to become elders. Those are the ones, but they are just a group of remnants of the old era. Do you want to kill them? I think they're very unhappy." Yuan Zhi'ai was also eager to give it a try, and even felt like he was starting to roll up his sleeves.

"Uh...you're a bit extreme..." Qiao Shuya complained

Looking at the last looks of those so-called elders, Qiao Shuya suddenly asked: "Xiao Ai, if something happens to your father, will you be sad?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"Make an analogy."

"Let's see what happened. If he died on a woman's belly, then I can only say it's a good death." Yuan Zhi'ai immediately replied with a filial remark.

Qiao Shuya's mouth twitched.

"what happened?"

"No, I just think you are very filial, as filial as Aunt Snake." Qiao Shuya looked at Mr. Yuan going away and complained silently.

"I'm going out to stay in the hotel, bye." Qiao Shuya waved his hand and prepared to leave.

"Master, wait for me! Wait for me..." Yuan Zhi'ai, also wearing only pajamas, followed with short legs.

"You don't live in your own home?"

"Forget it, this is just my house, not my home." Yuan Zhi'ai said very politely, and was about to follow Qiao Shuya.

……

After Master Yuan returned to the house, he began to lose his temper, and at the same time, he began to search for something in the house.

He suddenly had a bad intuition. Yanzi liked filming very much, but what he liked most were his own perverted action movies.

He used to feel excited and super excited, but now, he suddenly felt a very bad feeling.

So I began to search desperately for Yanzi's collection.

But the lady just looked at Mr. Yuan coldly without making any move.

But when Mr. Yuan played these discs, he was instantly shocked beyond measure.

Because the protagonist here is not only himself, but also all the elders in the family, from the second to the sixth, and even their sons.

No, this wasn't what shocked or even horrified him the most. What was even more terrifying was that there was a grand eagle party inside. There were all kinds of black people and white people in it, but there was only one heroine, and that was his most beautiful girl. Beloved swallow!

At this moment, when he looked at the feast in the disc, he was no longer angry, but dumbfounded, as if his three perceptions were beginning to collapse.

Master Yuan opened his mouth wide and turned his head in disbelief.

In the picture, she seems to be Tom Cat playing the entire band's instrument alone.

"You! What on earth are you!" Mr. Yuan was only frightened at this time.

"Don't you know what I am every night?" The wife smiled. She suddenly reached into the place under her pajamas, then pulled out a part, and said to Mr. Yuan with a smile,

"Don't worry, it's clean, because it can be replaced at any time. When it came to you, it was brand new and original from a 17-year-old child." She smiled, with a smile like a flower.

But Master Yuan only had horror on his face, and then he saw something even more terrifying. He saw his wife taking off his huge front light as if it were a spare part, and taking off his face and scalp. Under the skin, there was a doll-like structure without facial features, which was then replaced by a short-haired scalp and a male face.

"Formally introduce yourself, codename: Doctor, member of the association, or you can also call me, Yaoji." It smiled, but the next moment, Master Yuan was horrified to find that countless people appeared in the entire room.

Those are all his former brothers, who are now the elders of the Genji family, as well as many male protagonists from movies and TV shows just now.

But now, he discovered to his horror that all of these people were dolls! And this lady is just one of countless dolls.

Soon, the crowd disappeared, and Mr. Yuan and his wife lived happily again as husband and wife. (End of chapter)