I want to be a warlord

Chapter 121 The meaning of life lies in pretending to be B
Thank you: I'm in New York, Tactical Response training camp.

Picture, picture, picture...

The last time I was in Baghdad, Iraq, I used my spare time to conduct a round of short-term training at the mold military base. By the way, I introduced the AK series to the fans. The feedback from the fans was very enthusiastic!

Due to the ban on guns in China, the curiosity of the majority of forced friends is very strong. This time I spent a lot of money to participate in the training camp. By the way, I will share with you the relevant knowledge about the M14 series. The first is the above picture.

Picture, picture, picture...

Next, let's disassemble the various M14 series, and by the way, let's talk about the difference between the subsequent development of derivatives.

The first is to dismantle the basic version of the M14, the video...

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Smiling and embracing the blade: Mom asked me why I knelt down to watch the computer. Here, thousands of words converge into one sentence, the host is awesome!
Committing crimes against the wind: Can I ask what the landlord is doing?Fuck, it's a US military base in Baghdad and a US training camp, so the host is mold?
Sensible people don't have candy: Landlord, you are so awesome, do the police know?
Shanchuan Wangu said: Get out of the way, your questions are not pressing at all, let me ask: How many people has the landlord killed?

Kill the heartbeat: I followed the post and the net name, and conducted some technical investigations to find out. Through data comparison, I found that the host is a mercenary.

@推心动杀杀: Can you give me the prestige of the host, private chat.

Rumor: Is it possible for murderers to be forced to call these days? I am deeply confused and have a bad atmosphere.

Desperate for the future: I am a professional lawyer with 15 years of practice. I am an idiot upstairs. After the appraisal, I pretended to understand and overturned my car. Lan Natai’s arrest warrant is only a suspicion that the landlord has a serious suspicion, and cannot prove that he is a criminal. Another: According to the laws of our country, after a Chinese citizen commits a crime abroad, he needs the country concerned to make a statement in our country and provide enough conclusive evidence before he can go to trial. Obviously, the current evidence is insufficient and the host is not guilty in China.

Fan Zhu: Boss, is it a live broadcast? I am the manager of the operation department of Panda. I come to Panda to be friends with Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang never checks whether his friends have money, but only reads the website messages.

Boss Jerry: So, Principal Wang only checks if a friend has a gun, right?
You are missing in my life: Hahaha, it’s too real.

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Standing at the entrance of the training camp, watching the replies from a group of sand sculptures, Wang Zhen squinted his eyes and let out a long breath of satisfaction. The only way to relieve his worries is to act forcefully!
In a good mood, Wang Zhen stepped into the training camp. After an hour, Wang Zhen, who was as tired as noodles, was in no mood to think about whether he was comfortable.

"Hurry up, pick up your weapon, and start shooting training now." Holding a baton in his hand, Pierce urged loudly and expressionlessly: "The enemy doesn't care about your physical condition, and failures and casualties are often Happens when the body is most exhausted."

Holding the HK416, he only played one round with the static target, and his performance was much worse than usual. After the target shooting, without a second of rest, Pearson urged the fully armed Wang Zhen to run towards the moving target training ground.

walk?

It doesn't exist. From the moment he saw Pearson, Wang Zhen never stopped running.

Every time Wang Zhen was so tired that he was about to collapse, Pearson asked him to stop and rest for 10 minutes, drink some water, and eat something, but the problem is, resting for 10 minutes can't restore his physical strength at all, but it will make Wang Zhen mentally relax After coming down, when training later, my mind sent out a strong protest...

Torture, just torture.

Wang Zhen wanted to die more than once.

At the end of the day, Wang Zhen was as tired as a dead dog.

I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t. In the last hour, Pearson showed Wang Zhen some videos of real battles that had not been released on the Internet. By splitting the videos and slowing them down, he analyzed and explained how the enemy fought during the battle. habitual way, and our way of moving.

How to better kill the enemy, how to protect yourself on the battlefield.

All kinds of knowledge were broken into Wang Zhen's brain and forced to be stuffed inside. This is physical torture followed by mental torture. Wang Zhen is very suspicious, this is not basic infantry training at all!

What the hell does the average GI need to learn so much?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
After the training was over and Wang Zhen left, Pierson took out his phone and dialed, "Golden Retriever, how is it?"

"It's not bad. I had another operation today. I said there was another one." The golden retriever smiled and replied, "How is my brother?"

"I don't know. Anyway, I tried my best to teach him, but the time compression is a bit tight. This is a set of courses for special operations commanders worth 15 yuan. I don't know how much he can learn, but at least it will increase by half. The survival rate on the battlefield is no problem, you must treat me to a few meals after you get out of the hospital, bastard."

"Haha, don't worry, Wang Ke will leave it to you, you must help me teach him well."

"Understood, long-winded, I asked the masseuse to recommend this guy to go for cryotherapy after training, but it is quite expensive, I don't know if your friend is willing to spend that money, okay, I will find time to see you later, I heard that the donkey’s butt is missing, haha, let him wait, I’ll kick his other butt as well.”

The two chatted for a while and hung up the phone.

Leonhard Pearson, the former Ranger training instructor, the golden retriever and the donkey are trained under him, the ace trainer of Tactical Response, it is extremely difficult to make an appointment.

It was the golden retriever who called Pearson on purpose, and the other party took the initiative to take this task.

Golden Retriever's connections!
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At the end of the training, fortunately, a professional masseur helped Wang Zhen to do a hydrotherapy massage to relax the muscles of his body. During the period, the masseur also recommended cryotherapy to Wang Zhen. Quick freeze in the room for 130 minutes."

"Are you kidding, or do you want to make me into a frozen fish?" Wang Zhen raised his head suddenly, staring at the physiotherapist in astonishment. He suspected that this guy wanted to kill him.

He has seen the video of pouring liquid nitrogen on the steel, and the steel is as brittle as a biscuit.

"One cryotherapy can replace ten ice bucket treatments. It can quickly relieve joint discomfort after strenuous exercise, reduce edema and inflammation, force the body to activate greater energy, speed up metabolism, accelerate body recovery and improve health status. It has a positive therapeutic effect on muscle, soft tissue and joint injuries."

"Otherwise, for the next seven days, you will feel like you are living in hell."

"This treatment method is widely used on NBA players, each of them is worth hundreds of millions, so there is no need to be afraid of problems. The most important thing is that this treatment is not something you can use whenever you want. Currently, there are very few equipments, and there is only one set in New York. , in the hands of the Knicks, if it weren't for our Tactical Response training camp, you have nowhere to spend your money."

"Really?" Wang Zhen looked unbelievable, took out his mobile phone and looked it up, good guy, there are indeed several NBA teams using this thing at present, and it was originally started by the genius doctor of the Suns.

Another news broke the news that Ronaldo also started using this thing in 2013.

"So, how much is it once?" Wang Zhen was itchy.

"$1 million."

"How much?" Wang Zhen sat up in shock in his dying paralysis.

"Don't think it's expensive, the equipment is several million, no bargaining."

"What the hell..." Wang Zhen scratched his head, was he looking down on Lao Tzu?
top...

An hour later, that guy actually brought Wang Zhen to the New York Knicks training ground. There was no charge, no contract, and only two people received by a staff member here, and then brought them to the team's physical therapy room .

Wang Zhen is no longer suspicious, this must be a private transaction, the team's staff is making extra money!
A seemingly professional operator appeared and asked Wang Zhen to sign a disclaimer, to the effect that he had nothing to do with them if he died inside.

Wang Zhen: "..."

Is it time to run now?
The machine starts up, and it's filled with ice fog.

"Take off your clothes and leave your underwear on."

"Are you sure that big JJ won't be frozen?" Wang Zhen flinched a little while clutching his crotch.

Come here.

In the end, under repeated assurances from the staff, Wang Zhen walked out of the cabinet-like thing.

Hiss, take a breath, it's so fucking cold.

The whole cavity felt like it was going to be frostbitten, and a bunch of images uncontrollably emerged in my mind. In the freezer room, there were pieces of pork hanging on big iron hooks, and my own corpse was hanging on one of the iron hooks.

Frozen bang bang hard.

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After getting out of the Knicks and taking a taxi back, Wang Zhen took out his phone again and fiddled with it.

Get out of the way, I'm going to pretend again!

Thank you, I’m at the Knicks training ground in New York. After a day of training today, I feel like I want to die, and my body hurts everywhere. So, let’s use the secret of NBA athletes to maintain vitality, cryotherapy.

Simply put, it is to stay in a freezer at minus 140° for 3 minutes.

Pictured above...

I tried it, how should I put it, after freezing for a while, I really felt exhausted and refreshed.

However, why do I feel that the effect of this thing is so good that it is actually a magic technique, and is it consuming my lifespan?

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Freezing Superman: I'll come first, Mr. Jin is not deceiving me, it turns out that the double-break ice bed of the Ancient Tomb Sect is real and effective.

Qiao Feng: As a native of Northeast China, I think freezing is indeed healthy. You can see that frozen bean buns, frozen tofu, quick-frozen dumplings, and frozen pears are all healthy.

Good luck for pigs: Not only is health used to beat people, but it also hurts.

Schrödinger's cat's hunger: Freezing does have a great effect, especially in making people younger. I went out for a couple of laps in winter, and when I came back, I was frozen into a grandson.

Wang Zhen happily turned off his phone. A group of sand sculptures was the only condiment in his cruel training life. Without sand sculpture netizens, he felt that he would not be able to persevere.

Seeing Pearson, he hurts right now, his body hurts, his head hurts, and his wallet hurts.

Cryotherapy got him through the toughest first few days, but $5 was a hell of a lot.

(End of this chapter)