I want to be a warlord

Salazar Cardenas, a group of armed forces active on the border of southern Ukraine, has only a small number of people, only more than 60 people. It controls a valley and also relies on growing cannabis and chaat leaves as its source of income.

Although this small armed force is not numerous throughout the entire border, its number is definitely in the hundreds.

The reason why there are so many is that neither locusts nor red-billed sparrows eat marijuana...

If you focus on food, even pasture, you will be ravaged by locust plagues every three or four years, and will be infested by red-billed sparrows every year. It is difficult to guarantee survival, but cannabis will not!

"Lu Shi Chun Qiu" mentions that locusts do not eat cannabis.

Fang Xuanling's "Book of Jin" records: Locusts "do not eat three beans and hemp."

Of course, red-billed sparrows will eat beans, so the safest option is to grow hemp and then exchange hemp for food.

Many times, it’s really not up to you to decide what to plant in an area, it all depends on the sky!

There is a small road at the entrance of the valley. It is a bit reluctant to call it a road. It is washed out by the rain during the rainy season. There are no big trees or shrubs. Weeds grow in the gaps between large and small gravels.

On weekdays, Salazar Cadena and his gang relied on people or oxen for transportation.

In this kind of terrain, no heavy equipment can get in. It is really difficult for the South Soviet Army and the Ugandan Army to rely solely on infantry versus infantry.

Like bandits in the mountains, they are difficult to eradicate.

But today, twelve walking tractors appeared on this road that is not a road. Amid the sudden black smoke, they maintained a speed of 15 kilometers and advanced along this rain-washed road.

"Brother Salazar Cadena, is my tractor fast?" Fionn Alter stood in the driver's seat, and Salazar Cadena stood on the flatbed truck pulled behind.

"This is too bumpy!" Salazar Cadena's eyes lit up, but he knew Fion Ort's thoughts too well, and he began to find fault loudly.

"I asked you if you were quick!"

"quick!"

"But this thing is useless!"

"You raise cattle and they still eat grass." Fionn Alter sneered, "No one needs to care where you put this thing when it's not in use!"

"You can also kill cattle for meat if you raise them."

"Nonsense, my machine can not only be used to pull things, it can also be used to generate electricity if it is connected to a generator, it can plow the land if it is connected to a rotary tiller, and it can be used to harvest if it is connected to a harvester!"

"The most important thing is that if we really fight with people, this thing can run much better than people in the mountains, carry more ammunition, and can also carry artillery!"

"I'll tell you clearly, someone used this to beat me out of the mountains before. Get a few iron plates and hang them up, and you'll have a small tank!"

"Ah!" Salazar Cadena stared at the handrail in front of him in shock, and began to imagine what it would look like with a steel plate hanging on it.

Good guy, who can beat me?

Seeing that this guy looked like he had never seen the world, the corners of Fon Ort's mouth curled up in pride.

Salazar Cadena couldn't see the other person's proud look, "What are you proud of? You were kicked out!"

"Of course I'm proud. I survived being annihilated by the super PMC and successfully surrendered. Now that's my eldest brother!" Fang Alter held his head high, his face full of arrogance, and patted his body. The clothes said: "Have you seen the latest full-body combat uniform from DSM of the Netherlands? It costs more than 400 US dollars a set. It is exclusive to the US military. It is an Interceptor bulletproof helmet. If I didn't dislike it being too heavy and hot, I still have an Interceptor bulletproof vest."

"Did you see this?" Fionn Alter pointed to the helmet again, "The AN/PVS-14 third-generation monocular night vision device is also exclusive to the US military. The military purchase price is US$3699. It was equipped with the US military in 2000. And NATO troops, in South Sudan, the black market price is $35000, and you can’t even buy it!”

"Baileywei combat boots are also the same model used by the US military."

"M1911, quick draw holster, tactical grenade, M16 assault rifle."

"Brother, I'm going to stop here now and take a photo. It looks like we are all regular US military!" Fang Ault said with a crooked mouth, the African Dragon King is back!

Looking at the clothes on Fionn Ort, and then looking down at his own, Salazar Cadena's lips were pulled down at the corners. They were dirty, old, torn, smelly... they were simply not pleasing to the eye.

"What bullshit drug criminals are armed, living in the mountains, with wet floors, mosquitoes and bugs flying everywhere, not taking a shower once a month, stinking all day long, eating tasteless cassava mashed, even fucking corn Can’t eat it often, meat? Stop making trouble, you can’t eat it at all!”

"Sleeping on a sticky and damp wooden bed, you have to be careful not to have snakes crawling on you. When you get up, you have nothing to do. You stare at the forest in a daze. You stay in a daze for a day! Fake, I don't know how I can survive such a ghost life. of!"

"What kind of life am I living now?"

"Living in a villa, the carpet is covered with camel hair, which is always soft when you step on it. The air conditioner is on and it is always 22°C. I wear silk pajamas and a big gold chain. I swim, exercise and watch movies every day. I smoked cigars, drank red wine, and ate steak..." ˆ ˆ ˆ "Put the gun down!" When Fionn Ort turned around, he found that Salazar Cadena had a twisted expression and had already put the gun down. He took it out and looked like he wanted to beat himself to death.

The main reason is that what Fon Ort said was so heartbreaking!

Coupled with the way this guy showed off, Salazar Cadena couldn't bear the grievance!

Not only was he afraid that his brother would suffer, but he was also afraid that his brother would drive a Land Rover. What's more, the two of them didn't know each other before, so they showed off like this. Salazar Cadena had such a bad temper!

"I'm warning you, look at my brothers below. Although there are only 15 of them here, they are all well-equipped. You can't beat me!" Fionn Alter turned his head and glared at Salazar with a fierce expression. Cadena, "My eldest brother has a stake in this business. How dare you take action? My eldest brother will lead his troops to defeat you!"

"I couldn't resist more than 500 people before, but I lost more than 200 people in one day. In the end, I only surrendered with more than 100 people!"

"My eldest brother has very good relations with the United Nations, the African Union, and the US military. He is even more like a brother with President Kiir. Did you know that the people who were arrested during the Juba public trial were my people!"

"Theoretically, I am dead now and have been shot, but my eldest brother found someone to replace me!"

"What the hell, what the hell..." Salazar Cadena's black face turned red with anger, his lips trembled, and he cursed a series of curse words, but he didn't dare to shoot.

He had heard the name of Fionn Ault before. He was a large-scale armed force that controlled more than 500 men. He was easily wiped out. This shows how powerful this big brother is, and he really can't be offended!

Seeing this, Fon Ort was even more proud!

Letting a former terrorist and bandit sell goods will definitely be different from normal people, using a mocking sales method.

As long as you don't get beaten to death, the sales effect is still okay...

"Ahem, don't get excited about that. Although you definitely won't be able to enjoy my living situation, after all, there is a big gap between us. My eldest brother is super powerful, but he is still better than you now!"

"You want to expand the planting area, but the transportation capacity is limited. No matter how many people there are, you can't afford it. Don't be afraid now!"

“With these machines, we don’t need so many people to double the planting area, and our transportation capacity is guaranteed!”

"Look at what I have brought you, the latest power generation system, air conditioners, freezers, all kinds of meat, projectors, more than 100 latest movies, and new clothes."

"You have no luck. What the hell kind of life did you live before? No, you grew marijuana to make money just to feed mosquitoes, eat cassava, and live in a broken wooden house every day?!"

"Okay, stop fucking talking, I want everything!" Salazar Cadena really couldn't stand the show-off of this guy in front of him.

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An hour later, the team finally arrived at Salazar Cadena's territory. The same large field of hemp grass was so green that it made Fionn Ort feel very sad to see it. Two months ago, he also had a large field of hemp grass.

In the hemp field, there were some figures in tattered clothes wandering around. Hearing the chug sound, some people stood up and looked over.

The walking tractor pulled the truck through the path between the hemp fields to the village, where the same short thatched huts were located.

Fionn Alter showed no kindness at all, but only contempt, "You have a broken house, and you can't use the air conditioner even if it's given to you!"

"You!" Salazar Cadena's eyes were on fire. You're not going to finish it, right?

"Oops, I'm sorry, did it hurt your fragile little heart?" Fon Alter laughed, "Well, I'm so happy!"

Seeing that Salazar Cadena was really about to explode, Fionn Alter walked over and hugged his neck, "Okay, okay, brother, I'm here."

Fon Ort waved his arms, "In the future, this kind of stinky puddle-like life will never happen again!"

He said, pulling out a brochure like a magic trick, "Look, look, steel structure assembled villa, how about this one, two floors, 450 square meters, 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, a dedicated private cinema, surrounded by Stereo, with bar cabinet, and a dedicated cigar room.”

"Have you seen this? A dedicated power generation room and a set of generator sets can supply electricity for your entire villa. In this mountain, you can also enjoy the life that a truly rich man should have!"

Fionn Ault flipped through the picture album. The appearance and interior design were very intuitive, and Salazar Cadena's eyes lit up when he looked at it.

What is a dream love room?

He had only seen this thing in movies and never imagined that he would be able to live in such a house one day.

What do you do? Why don't you have some idea in your mind?

Seeing that Salazar Cadena couldn't move his eyes away, Fionn Ort took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video. It was himself in the video.

Naked, wearing a sexy pink pajamas, a big gold chain shining brightly around her neck, wearing sunglasses, holding a cigar, playing loud music, and holding a hot black man in a three-point style. Beauty.

In the video, Fionn Alter introduced his villa while walking.

Salazar Cadena's eyes were burning because he was also a hemp farmer. (End of chapter)