I want to be a warlord

"Haha, bro, did you miss me bro?" John's hearty laughter came from the phone.

"Of course, I often miss my brother and I often can't sleep at night." Wang Zhen said with a smile.

"Hey, next time you think about it, please do it during the day. Forget it at night. If you have any inappropriate thoughts about me, let me tell you. I object to it, but I forbid them from getting close to me!"

"Then you're screwed. I recorded it and told you that if you discriminate, your reputation will be ruined soon!"

"Farke, I hate hearing the word recording."

After chatting for a while, John suddenly said, "Where do you think I am?"

"Ah? How can I guess this? The United States? Greece? Afghanistan? It can't be Africa!" Wang Zhen said casually.

"Yes, Africa!"

"Why are you here?" Wang Zhen frowned.

"I'm in Ethiopia, I want to come over."

Wang Zhen understood it as soon as he heard it, "Okay, Addis Ababa, right? Wait for me."

Without saying anything else, Wang Zhen quickly made arrangements and took a direct flight from Juba to Addis Ababa the next day.

This was his first time in Ethiopia. When he got off the plane, no one picked him up. Fortunately, he booked a hotel and the hotel sent a car.

After washing up and waiting in the hotel for a while, there was a knock on the door. Wang Zhen opened the door and saw John's face.

"Brother, we meet again!" John stretched out his hand to give Wang Zhen a hug.

Wang Zhen quickly backed away and raised his foot as if to kick him. He was wearing a bathrobe and was being hugged by a smelly man. He couldn't bear the grievance.

"You discriminate against men!"

"roll!"

"Am I not handsome?"

"Yes, I discriminate against men!"

After a few curse words at each other, that familiar feeling returned. The communication between men was so strange.

Wang Zhen took two cans of beer from the refrigerator and threw one to John.

He sat down on the sofa, put his legs on the coffee table, took a sip of cold beer, and said, "Tell me, what happened."

"Last week, there was a terrorist attack in Nebilo. Did you know?" John looked serious.

"I didn't pay attention. My cement plant and hydropower station just happened to be completed, and I have been busy with this recently." Wang Zhen shook his head.

"The terrorists fired three RPGs backwards at a commercial vehicle. One of the high-explosive bombs blew up the commercial vehicle on the spot, and the other two were incendiary bombs. Six people in the car were burned, including the body of the car. There aren’t any left.”

"Ah?" Wang Zhen's expression changed.

What nonsense, he has come into contact with too many terrorists, such a damn terrorist attack, he ate the burned car!

Is the terrorist Lao Liu? Can incendiary warheads be produced casually?

This was clearly a long-planned assassination specifically targeting someone.

And it's the kind that doesn't want to leave any corpses, otherwise it wouldn't use incendiary bombs.

"Who is the deceased?"

"Cap Espinoza."

"Ah!" Wang Zhen exclaimed, sitting upright suddenly and looking at John with wide eyes.

This is the head of the CIA East Africa Region. Who is this? Are you crazy? Dare you kill him!

"What's going on?" Wang Zhen reacted suddenly, "Wait a minute, what are you doing in East Africa? You came to me, don't you think I have something to do with this matter?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Garp and I are half-brothers, how could I possibly attack him? It makes no sense!"

"Don't worry, I'm not planning to do anything to you, but you'd better have nothing to do with him, otherwise..." John said in a deep voice.

"Wait a minute, do you know who did it?" Wang Zhen reacted immediately.

"He was previously investigating two charitable organizations seeking personal gain in charity activities in East Africa, you know." John said, staring into Wang Zhen's eyes.

"I..." Wang Zhen coughed lightly, "I don't know, what the CIA's investigation has to do with me. You know, I'm not familiar with charity organizations. Besides, I've only known Garp for less than half a year. , It has nothing to do with him at all, I’m not familiar with him, really.”

The corner of John's mouth twitched, what the hell did he just say about half-brothers!

"Did something happen to me one day? You're not familiar with me either."

"Look at you, that's what you said." Wang Zhen touched his nose a little embarrassed, "You have to understand that I'm not familiar with you so that I can think of ways to take care of your family from the side. If I'm too familiar with you, I'll be ignored. People are watching.”

John muttered silently and decided not to delve into the matter in order to avoid hurting his feelings.

"What's going on?" Wang Zhen moved his buttocks over and grabbed John's shoulders, "We are brothers, half-brothers, the Iron Triangle of Iraq!" "Get out!" John cursed with a straight face, "This matter is still a struggle from above."

"If you have paid attention to military expenditures in the Coverfoot Building, you should know that military expenditures have increased by 400 billion US dollars every year."

John began to explain, "But you know, the government budget for a year is only so much. If the military expenditure is more, other aspects will naturally be less. This knife cannot be cut on the elephant party, then it can only be cut on the donkey party. , MPs from the Donkey Party will naturally look for trouble."

"It's hard to find trouble with the military. The next Donkey Party will also have to win the support of the military. In the end, the Donkey Party targeted the CIA."

"No, wait, do you support the Xiang Party?" Wang Zhen interrupted.

John didn't speak for a while and sighed, "No, we support the president."

Ha, Wang Zhen couldn't hold back his laughter.

The CIA is an intelligence organization. From ancient times to the present, people like intelligence organizations are not welcome. What the ministers hate the most are the emperor's lackeys like the Jin Yiwei of the East and West Factory.

And the intelligence organization cannot surrender to the factions in the DPRK. If it dares to be biased, it will first be ruthlessly suppressed by the emperor. The Dongdongchang Jinyiwei is full of shit, but no one will say a good word for them.

As for the matter of widespread poisoning, Wang Zhen actually understood that just like the Jin Yiwei of the East and West Factory, they had to defile themselves, and greed for money was the best way. Otherwise, the ministers in the court would not be reassured, and the emperor would not be reassured either.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to do it. You continue." Wang Zhen suppressed a smile.

"That damn nigger proposed cutting the CIA's funding and also proposed investigating the CIA, saying we were involved in the drug trade."

"It's so hateful, so disgusting. He actually said that you were involved in the drug trade. It's slander. It's absolutely slander!" Wang Zhen said with an indignant look.

John looked sideways at Wang Zhen and opened his hand, "Why do I think you are acting strangely?"

"No, absolutely not, you continue." Wang Zhen waved his hands seriously.

"We at the CIA are short of funds for things like drug addicts. Damn it, according to Congressional standards, you only get $1000 a month to bribe a foreign spy. Damn it, you can bribe a ghost with this little money. What the hell are these guys thinking?" They are all maggot congressmen, saying that this is fighting evil, fighting for freedom, serving the United States is justice, let us influence them." When John mentioned this, his anger soared uncontrollably.

"Fuck reformation, why don't they go to reformation? Their heads should be stuffed into their butts!" John cursed.

"Shouldn't it be stuffed into the fucking ass? Since there was a fault during manufacturing, it should be remade." Wang Zhen said in a faint voice.

John was stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed and said: "Okay, okay, this is a good scolding. If you pass it back, you must pass it back immediately!"

This guy excitedly opened his phone and typed this paragraph in the work group.

Wang Zhen: "..."

Wake up, what the hell are you doing!

"Let's get down to business and then."

"Then what? None of these congressmen have clean butts. Compared with them, our CIA is as pure as Snow White. Their butts are full of shit. Just a quick check can make them honest."

"Well, I heard that Disney is planning to activate Rachel Ziegler to play Snow White, so now it's Snow White." Wang Zhen said in a faint voice.

John's defense was suddenly broken, with a look of collapse on his face, "Fuck Disney, these bastards, guys with shit in their heads, should send everyone at the top level of Disney back to the fire."

Wang Zhen is enjoying himself silently. The United States has become more and more interesting in the past two years.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, so, Garp accepted this investigation task? Then he discovered the problem, and the black congressman from the Donkey Party sent someone to kill Garp?" Seeing that John was going crazy, Wang Zhen quickly brought the topic back.

"Yes." John sighed, "The evidence was found and sent back. When Garp was about to send the hostages back, he was assassinated."

"Then what? Are you going to expose this congressman's hypocritical mask and bring him down?" Wang Zhen's voice was filled with excitement.

John didn't speak for a while.

"No, wait, you CIA are not going to fucking endure it, are you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Wang Zhen looked shocked.

I couldn't understand it and was shocked.

John sighed, "It's impossible to really expose it. Not to mention whether it can really bring him down. If the CIA does this, it will be retaliated by all the members, regardless of the elephant party or the donkey party."

"After all, if we can use black materials to pull down one congressman today, we can use black materials to pull down more people. There are only zero and countless, and none of them is clean."

"Besides, even Golden Retriever Tang won't allow it. That only means that the intelligence agencies are beyond the control of the president and must be cleaned up."

"So, if you can only reach a deal in private, the most you can do is release some specious things to the media to hype it up."

"You..." Wang Zhenda was speechless. This is the intelligence agency, the emperor's dog, a cesspool for disposing of garbage, a shady thing.

No one sees them as human beings.

"What about you inside the CIA? The person in charge of a region was assassinated just like that, and you didn't even say a word? Are you afraid that the people below will not pay attention to their work? This kind of boss, haha, don't forget it." Wang Zhen sneered. .

"What are you afraid of above? Nothing. If you don't want to do it, there are many people who want to do it. Garp is dead. Do you know how many people are eyeing this position!" John laughed at himself.

"I..." Wang Zhen was speechless for a moment. (End of chapter)