Dissuade you from the live broadcast?I, destiny hit the worker
Chapter 121 121. What kind of parents are these the same type?
Chapter 121 121. What kind of parents are these the same type?
"Hahaha, what kind of parents are the same style? I'm dying of laughter."
"My brother Huo also has a day when he can't speak? Awesome!"
"Could this be the legendary suppression of bloodlines? It's really a one-thing drop-one thing!"
"Mom-level powerhouse, so terrifying!"
"My mother is also like this. She talks about everything, like a colander, and it makes me almost die."
"Don't worry, other people think the same way. As long as you don't mention it, no one will use weapons of mass destruction."
"It is estimated that they have exchanged information during the parent meeting, only you don't know."
"My mother is the same. Every time the guests come to the house and there is no topic to talk about, she will talk about the incident when I rode the pig off the waist when I was a child."
"Me too...what a miserable childhood..."
"Damn, don't help me recall the past! I'm so embarrassed that I can pick out a three-bedroom and one living room with my toes..."
"Sigh...I didn't expect Brother Huo, who is so cheerful on the surface, to have the same kind of miserable childhood...Mom! Come on, tell me more, I like to hear it!"
"..."
The live broadcast room was in chaos, and everyone was reminded of some unbearable memories. The more they watched the old aunt talking in the live broadcast room, the more "kind" they felt.
then……
Some of the quick-witted ones realized that the opportunity must not be missed, and began to swipe the screen in the live broadcast room.
After a while, people followed one after another, and even a large number of viewers began to deposit money and tip for a few eye-catching messages.
"Hey? Son, why have you lost weight?"
Jiang Ma seemed to have just seen her son, but as soon as she asked a word, her attention was immediately attracted by the words on the side, and Jiang Yan was forgotten in a blink of an eye.
"Wait a minute, this is someone asking a question, right? Show me the old man..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you pretend not to care about spending money?"
"..."
"Fitness? Him? He was a little chubby when he was a child."
"Other people's children put their meals in their mouths, but he is fine. Every time he doesn't snatch the spoon back, he will show off endlessly."
"..."
"Magic? I've never heard of it. I guess I tricked little girls into learning it when I was in school."
"It's obviously useless! I'm almost thirty, and I don't even have a girlfriend..."
"..."
"How did he learn acting and musical instruments? What musical instruments does he know?"
"I couldn't hold on to anything for a few minutes since I was a child. I bought a sax... saxophone, played it for two days and then threw it aside."
"Fortunately, it was thrown aside. His father's blood pressure was soaring in the past few days, and the antihypertensive drugs couldn't suppress it..."
"..."
"Playing games? Oh, don't mention it, just mention it and get angry!"
"Hey! The old man came over and helped me see that the barrage has been brushed over..."
"..."
……
Just like that, the live broadcast connection just started, and the scene ran away in an uncontrollable direction.
Jiang Yan stood stupidly in front of the camera, completely unable to get back to the conversation under the pressure of his mother's blood, and could only watch the good video connection turn into a "press conference".
"These guys have seized the opportunity."
Jiang Yan gritted his teeth with hatred, and watched the "black fans" jumping up and down in the live broadcast room, and began to write down names in the small notebook in his mind.
As for my mother...
She has that personality. She has always felt that her son can't do this or that.
On the contrary, in Jiang Chenggong's eyes, he is a good son who does not cause disasters or troubles. Every time he drinks with his friends and starts talking, he will be very proud to talk about it.
With this pair of diametrically opposed personalities, I don't know how they saw each other at the beginning, and this past 30 years has been peaceful...
Jiang Yan had a headache.
Chen Qingqing on the side also covered her mouth and chuckled when she saw this in the live broadcast room, but she didn't bother Jiang Ma who was very involved in the show, but turned her head to look at Jiang Yan on the side.
"Now I finally know how your character came about."
Jiang Yan: (;¬¬¬)
"Don't worry, who doesn't have a lot of black history, don't you think the audience is very happy? The data from the director has just come in, and now it is at the highest point."
Hearing what she said, Jiang Yan didn't look at the beautiful host who was very close because of whispering, but instead looked sideways at the director team.
Sure enough, Li Chenghong, who was sitting on the director's chair, was gesticulating around with a proud expression, and even glanced this way from time to time.
Judging from that, he must be quite satisfied with his arrangement.
"At first, I thought that if you were restrained, it wouldn't be impossible to let you go. Now it seems... the position of the director will not work if you don't change."
Thinking of this, Jiang Yan's aggrieved face disappeared, and he put on his usual kind smile.
"You'd better keep that smile on your face!"
Seeing that the matter was a foregone conclusion, Jiang Yan sentenced Director Li Da to death in his heart.
Then she looked away, looked at Chen Qingqing beside her, and said with a smile:
"As a professional host, don't you think you should do something?"
Chen Qingqing looked like she knew you would say that a long time ago, and said with a smile: "The director team didn't urge you."
After saying this, she rolled her eyes again.
"but……"
"The dignity of being a host tells me that I can't go on like this!"
Jiang Yan was taken aback when he heard the speech made by the second-year student who looked like a little girl.
When he turned his head, he met Chen Qingqing's eyes full of fighting spirit.
……
Next, the audience in the live broadcast room had the honor to witness unprecedented famous scenes.
CCTV's ace hostess vs passer-by housewives!
The scene aroused blood and cruelty, which made people's blood rush and they couldn't stop.
Chen Qingqing didn't use the cue card in her hand, and used all her skills to grab the dominance from Jiang Ma's "mouth".
And Han Xiumei, who is Jiang Yan's old mother, also looks like a good man who meets a match and meets a good talent. Once the chatterbox is opened, it can't be closed again.
It's hard for people to imagine what it's like to see two women with short parents on CCTV's live broadcast.
Today they saw it!
A video connection lasted for an entire hour, but Jiang Yan didn't insert his mouth in a daze!
"Mom! It's nine o'clock, it's time to go to bed!"
Jiang Yan's anger was finally full, and he released his ultimate move.
Sure enough, Jiang Ma was taken aback when she heard this, picked up the phone to look at it, and then put the phone back with a lot of interest.
"Girl, it's time. I'll download first, let's add a friend and talk later."
As soon as these words came out, not only Chen Qingqing, but also the on-site staff and the audience in the live broadcast room were taken aback.
What's the situation?
I was so passionate just now, why did it turn off in a blink of an eye?
Everyone looked at Jiang Yan with puzzled faces, trying to get a clue from his face.
After waiting for an hour, Jiang Yan finally took back the dominance of the live broadcast room, and Jiang Yan heaved a sigh of relief.
"What? Want to know?"
When a question was asked, everyone nodded subconsciously.
"It's very simple..."
Jiang Yan spread his hands.
"It's Sunday, it's time to call my grandma."
That's it?
The crowd was speechless.
"Okay, the video connection is over, where is the little Heizi in the live broadcast room just now? It's time to settle the score!"
"You can thank the soft-hearted Internet real-name system for saving you..."
Ready to flip the table~
(End of this chapter)
"Hahaha, what kind of parents are the same style? I'm dying of laughter."
"My brother Huo also has a day when he can't speak? Awesome!"
"Could this be the legendary suppression of bloodlines? It's really a one-thing drop-one thing!"
"Mom-level powerhouse, so terrifying!"
"My mother is also like this. She talks about everything, like a colander, and it makes me almost die."
"Don't worry, other people think the same way. As long as you don't mention it, no one will use weapons of mass destruction."
"It is estimated that they have exchanged information during the parent meeting, only you don't know."
"My mother is the same. Every time the guests come to the house and there is no topic to talk about, she will talk about the incident when I rode the pig off the waist when I was a child."
"Me too...what a miserable childhood..."
"Damn, don't help me recall the past! I'm so embarrassed that I can pick out a three-bedroom and one living room with my toes..."
"Sigh...I didn't expect Brother Huo, who is so cheerful on the surface, to have the same kind of miserable childhood...Mom! Come on, tell me more, I like to hear it!"
"..."
The live broadcast room was in chaos, and everyone was reminded of some unbearable memories. The more they watched the old aunt talking in the live broadcast room, the more "kind" they felt.
then……
Some of the quick-witted ones realized that the opportunity must not be missed, and began to swipe the screen in the live broadcast room.
After a while, people followed one after another, and even a large number of viewers began to deposit money and tip for a few eye-catching messages.
"Hey? Son, why have you lost weight?"
Jiang Ma seemed to have just seen her son, but as soon as she asked a word, her attention was immediately attracted by the words on the side, and Jiang Yan was forgotten in a blink of an eye.
"Wait a minute, this is someone asking a question, right? Show me the old man..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you pretend not to care about spending money?"
"..."
"Fitness? Him? He was a little chubby when he was a child."
"Other people's children put their meals in their mouths, but he is fine. Every time he doesn't snatch the spoon back, he will show off endlessly."
"..."
"Magic? I've never heard of it. I guess I tricked little girls into learning it when I was in school."
"It's obviously useless! I'm almost thirty, and I don't even have a girlfriend..."
"..."
"How did he learn acting and musical instruments? What musical instruments does he know?"
"I couldn't hold on to anything for a few minutes since I was a child. I bought a sax... saxophone, played it for two days and then threw it aside."
"Fortunately, it was thrown aside. His father's blood pressure was soaring in the past few days, and the antihypertensive drugs couldn't suppress it..."
"..."
"Playing games? Oh, don't mention it, just mention it and get angry!"
"Hey! The old man came over and helped me see that the barrage has been brushed over..."
"..."
……
Just like that, the live broadcast connection just started, and the scene ran away in an uncontrollable direction.
Jiang Yan stood stupidly in front of the camera, completely unable to get back to the conversation under the pressure of his mother's blood, and could only watch the good video connection turn into a "press conference".
"These guys have seized the opportunity."
Jiang Yan gritted his teeth with hatred, and watched the "black fans" jumping up and down in the live broadcast room, and began to write down names in the small notebook in his mind.
As for my mother...
She has that personality. She has always felt that her son can't do this or that.
On the contrary, in Jiang Chenggong's eyes, he is a good son who does not cause disasters or troubles. Every time he drinks with his friends and starts talking, he will be very proud to talk about it.
With this pair of diametrically opposed personalities, I don't know how they saw each other at the beginning, and this past 30 years has been peaceful...
Jiang Yan had a headache.
Chen Qingqing on the side also covered her mouth and chuckled when she saw this in the live broadcast room, but she didn't bother Jiang Ma who was very involved in the show, but turned her head to look at Jiang Yan on the side.
"Now I finally know how your character came about."
Jiang Yan: (;¬¬¬)
"Don't worry, who doesn't have a lot of black history, don't you think the audience is very happy? The data from the director has just come in, and now it is at the highest point."
Hearing what she said, Jiang Yan didn't look at the beautiful host who was very close because of whispering, but instead looked sideways at the director team.
Sure enough, Li Chenghong, who was sitting on the director's chair, was gesticulating around with a proud expression, and even glanced this way from time to time.
Judging from that, he must be quite satisfied with his arrangement.
"At first, I thought that if you were restrained, it wouldn't be impossible to let you go. Now it seems... the position of the director will not work if you don't change."
Thinking of this, Jiang Yan's aggrieved face disappeared, and he put on his usual kind smile.
"You'd better keep that smile on your face!"
Seeing that the matter was a foregone conclusion, Jiang Yan sentenced Director Li Da to death in his heart.
Then she looked away, looked at Chen Qingqing beside her, and said with a smile:
"As a professional host, don't you think you should do something?"
Chen Qingqing looked like she knew you would say that a long time ago, and said with a smile: "The director team didn't urge you."
After saying this, she rolled her eyes again.
"but……"
"The dignity of being a host tells me that I can't go on like this!"
Jiang Yan was taken aback when he heard the speech made by the second-year student who looked like a little girl.
When he turned his head, he met Chen Qingqing's eyes full of fighting spirit.
……
Next, the audience in the live broadcast room had the honor to witness unprecedented famous scenes.
CCTV's ace hostess vs passer-by housewives!
The scene aroused blood and cruelty, which made people's blood rush and they couldn't stop.
Chen Qingqing didn't use the cue card in her hand, and used all her skills to grab the dominance from Jiang Ma's "mouth".
And Han Xiumei, who is Jiang Yan's old mother, also looks like a good man who meets a match and meets a good talent. Once the chatterbox is opened, it can't be closed again.
It's hard for people to imagine what it's like to see two women with short parents on CCTV's live broadcast.
Today they saw it!
A video connection lasted for an entire hour, but Jiang Yan didn't insert his mouth in a daze!
"Mom! It's nine o'clock, it's time to go to bed!"
Jiang Yan's anger was finally full, and he released his ultimate move.
Sure enough, Jiang Ma was taken aback when she heard this, picked up the phone to look at it, and then put the phone back with a lot of interest.
"Girl, it's time. I'll download first, let's add a friend and talk later."
As soon as these words came out, not only Chen Qingqing, but also the on-site staff and the audience in the live broadcast room were taken aback.
What's the situation?
I was so passionate just now, why did it turn off in a blink of an eye?
Everyone looked at Jiang Yan with puzzled faces, trying to get a clue from his face.
After waiting for an hour, Jiang Yan finally took back the dominance of the live broadcast room, and Jiang Yan heaved a sigh of relief.
"What? Want to know?"
When a question was asked, everyone nodded subconsciously.
"It's very simple..."
Jiang Yan spread his hands.
"It's Sunday, it's time to call my grandma."
That's it?
The crowd was speechless.
"Okay, the video connection is over, where is the little Heizi in the live broadcast room just now? It's time to settle the score!"
"You can thank the soft-hearted Internet real-name system for saving you..."
Ready to flip the table~
(End of this chapter)
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