Chapter 67
"Hey, now in the group, it's either those who post pornographic pictures, or those who post pornographic pictures."
In the base of cultivating immortals on the moon, the group leader 'Baili Xiuxian' saw everyone in the group in full swing... It was a burst of emotion to post a yellow picture.
months ago.
The Moon Cultivation Base is also a chat group for cultivating immortals.
Everyone discusses Taoist scriptures, discusses which famous mountains and rivers may have immortals, discusses whether to touch the immortal fate, and vows to report the news when encountering the immortal fate, not to forget each other even if you are rich, and to cultivate immortals together.
Then... Then it became Huang Tuqun.
Everyone is either posting yellow pictures or asking for seeds.
But this is also impossible.
The reason why this group was established was entirely because after the Xiangxi exorcist incident broke out, there was a small upsurge of cultivating immortals on the Internet. Facing the base of cultivating immortals.
In the beginning, everyone was enthusiastically discussing where to go to meet Xianyuan. When they saw an old man, they took pictures and asked in the group if this person was immortal and full of immortality. If he went to apprentice himself, would he be able to immediately become a cultivator? Or, but... a few months have passed, and everyone doesn't even know which way to open the gate of cultivating immortals, or which direction to worship when they kneel on the ground.
Ideals are shattered, so why not return to reality?
Under such circumstances, the Moon Cultivation Base can remain active only because someone posted pornographic pictures, otherwise it would have been like other Cultivation Groups for ten days and a half months without people bubbling.
but……
Let's post pornographic pictures, don't post them so explicit, okay?
You are a net policeman for nothing.
When I turned around, they arrested me.
Just when he was considering whether to ban everyone, QQ suddenly reminded someone to join the group.
He first banned a few people in the group who often posted pornographic pictures, then clicked to agree to the application, and then sent a friendly message to newcomers.
"Welcome new comrades."
Although this group has become a pornographic group, it is still necessary to pretend in front of newcomers.
As for the newcomers after a long time... we will talk about it after a long time.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a series of words popped out by the newcomer.
"Yaowangzong recruits handyman disciples, no food, no housing, 807 work system, no holidays, no wages, no five social insurances and one housing fund, no year-end bonus, volunteers sign up, and the enrollment will stop when it is full."
I'm going, good guy, it's actually an advertisement number.
And your advertisement... does not include food, housing, 807 working hours, no holidays, no wages, no five social insurances and one housing fund, no year-end bonus... Tsk tsk, are you recruiting migrant workers or slaves?
wrong.
The slaves are still provided with food and housing, 6 days a week, 12 hours a day.
As a result, Ni Ya recruited part-time workers without food and lodging. They worked 16 hours a day and worked [-] hours a week. The slaves were not as hard as you squeezed. Well, when everyone hangs the capitalists on the street lamps, you will be the first to be hung up.
'Baili Xiuxian' curled his lips and thought in his heart.
As for the handyman disciples, he just ignored them.
It's just cheating people to work under the banner of cultivating immortals. How can I deceive myself with such a small trick.
but……
Dog capitalists are so arrogant, they need to be dealt with properly.
People born after 00 rectify the workplace all day long, so we, born after 95, cannot fall behind.
'Baili Xiuxian' narrowed his eyes, and started a private chat with the other party's friend.
Baili Xiuxian: "Newcomer, your company pays you well. If you want to go, can you tell me your company name, address, and contact information?"
'Is your company treated well?Unless these owners are blind, they regard no food and housing as food and housing, 807 work system and no holidays as 955, weekends and statutory holidays, and no wages and no holidays. Five social insurance and one housing fund, no year-end bonus are regarded as a monthly salary of [-] yuan, five insurances and one housing fund, and fifteen salary... Well, I can't make it up myself, so this guy just wanted to get my address, and then Surreptitiously called me to complain. '
Li Hao is well aware of his little schemes, but he doesn't care.
There are so many people in Yan Kingdom, you don't believe that some people do.
As for calling to report and complain...he didn't even care.
He made this out with the intention of throwing stones at him, intending to attract the attention of the officials and see what the officials will do when they find out... If he wasn't afraid of being too high-profile, making things bigger and making the situation uncontrollable, he would have been in Shennongjia for a long time. Come to someone to show the saint, roar a sword in front of countless people, and show everyone that a sword fairy has descended to earth.
He replied to the message with the QQ name changed to 'Medical King Zongwaimen Deacon'.
The deacon of Yaowangzong's outer gate: "The address is in Shennongjia, the specific address is not marked on the map, I can only tell you the latitude and longitude is **... In addition, although I do not include food and lodging here, there are villas with swimming pools and gardens I can rent it out to you."
Dude, not only do you want people to work for free, you even want people to pay your rent and make money from them...you can't squeeze oil and water without a juicer.
'Baili Xiuxian' immediately took a screenshot of his speech, picked up the phone and started reporting.
Seeing that the other party stopped talking, Li Hao immediately guessed his actions, but he ignored him and continued to launch his own small advertisement.
Don't look at the small advertisements he posted that seem unreliable, but apart from some probing information and people who are going to report him, there are really people who are seriously asking him.
I'm going to cultivate immortality: "Hi, is your Medicine King Sect a cultivating immortal sect?"
This name, at first glance, makes me want to cultivate immortals and go crazy.
But that's right, it's not that you want to cultivate immortals and want to go crazy, who would take care of such a small advertisement?Either turn a blind eye or turn a blind eye, and report it directly.
Li Hao picked up the phone and replied.
The deacon of the Yaowang Sect's outer sect: "It's the Cultivation of Immortals sect."
I'm going to cultivate immortals: "Are you really the sect of cultivating immortals? The ones who can cultivate immortals?"
The deacon of the outer door of the Medicine King Sect: "Of course, our fellow martial arts practitioners of the Medicine King Sect have both the physique as strong as a warrior and the magic power of an immortal cultivator...The warrior with a stronger physique than us has no magic power, and the immortal cultivator with magic power His physique is not as strong as ours..."
"More importantly, we are taking the route of taking drugs. We don't have to work hard every day like warriors, and we don't need to sit cross-legged on the ground all day like other immortal cultivators for ten days and a half months. There is no need to move the nest... We need to stuff the elixir into our mouths, and the mana will rise slowly, that is a relief."
Li Hao started talking nonsense.
Since I want to create a world of cultivating immortals, the various sects in the world of cultivating immortals must have their own characteristics. Some are good at alchemy, some are good at making talismans, some are good at refining qi, and some are good at forming formations... Only in this way can they become more powerful. Let them concentrate, let them work hard, so that... let yourself enjoy.
And his medicine Wangzong's positioning is to be good at cultivating spirit grass and medicine, and as a sect that is good at cultivating spirit grass and medicine, it is reasonable for its disciples to take the road of taking medicine to cultivate immortality.
On the other side of the network cable, a fat man who weighed over two hundred catties grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth while looking at QQ.
When he saw Li Hao's reply, his expression suddenly became excited.
You don't need to beat your body, you don't need to sit on the seat and meditate, you just need to eat elixir like snacks. Isn't this tailor-made for yourself?
but……
I'm going to cultivate immortals: "Is the elixir you mentioned delicious?"
The deacon of the Medicine King School's outer sect: "I haven't eaten it, so I don't know."
I'm going to cultivate immortality: "Okay, I'm applying to be a handyman disciple, but don't blame me for not telling you about some things in advance. Southwest Anning Pharmaceutical is my family. If I find out that you are lying to me, the consequences for you will not be very good .”
Southwest Anning Pharmaceutical?
Li Hao clicked on the browser and searched.
Listed company, hundreds of billions of pharmaceutical companies.
Unexpectedly, this guy is still a rich N generation, no wonder he is not afraid of being cheated. For people like them, after being cheated by a scammer, the only end is to go in and step on the sewing machine, but... this has nothing to do with me, I am not fraud.
The deacon of Yaowangzong's outer sect: "Don't worry, I read a lot, so I won't lie to you."
Then, he sent an address to the other party, asking him to go there and wait for him, and he would pick him up at that time, and then continued to launch a small advertisement.
After a series of being kicked and reported, his QQ was finally blocked.
But it's okay, he changed to QQ and continued.
After changing all the QQ of Yaozu, dozens of idiots believed his small advertisement.
"If I were a scammer who committed fraud, I'm afraid these people would be the victims who cried and said in the news that they hoped that the police could rescue themselves from Burma."
"But it's a pity, I'm not cheating... So it's a blessing for a fool... No, no, this may not be a blessing."
Cultivation of immortals is all about aptitude.
Without this aptitude, even if you are given exercises, you will not be able to cultivate.
Therefore, some of these dozens of people are destined to achieve nothing after working hard for several years, and finally have to withdraw sadly and return to the world.
But this is also impossible.
He is a cultivator, not a fairy, and he has no way to help an unqualified person embark on the road of cultivating immortality.
……
Xiangyang City.
Sanliping Station.
This is the station closest to the virgin forest in Shennongjia, and it is also the end point that all buses and taxis can reach.
Going further inside is a rugged mountain road.
Neither buses nor cars can get in there.
Normally, Sanliping Station is deserted and deserted, with no one in sight. It is only lively during holidays.
But today, more than a dozen people came to Sanliping Station.
"This is the Medicine King Sect? It looks like there is no one there."
Someone looked at this and frowned.
I thought to myself that I must have been deceived.
But as soon as she finished speaking, the best friend who was dragged by her began to complain, "Please, it clearly says Sanliping Station, where is the medicine king sect..."
"Then he still called us here?"
"People called us here to gather us together so that we can go in together." Her best friend said while clutching her forehead, completely speechless to her friend.
In fact, she didn't want her friends to come here.
the reason is simple.
That little ad looks like a fool.
But her good friend wants to come, she said she wants to try, if it's fake, it's a big deal as a tourist, and as for whether she will be in danger, it's because of you, who came from a family of feng shui, and traveled all over the world with her grandfather since she was a child , I have never seen anything in the world, with you here, what are you afraid of?
She had no choice but to follow.
To this end, she prepared a lot of tools in her bag.
If the other party really wants to do bad things, she doesn't mind if the liar knows what it means to be too hungry.
"Okay, okay, I was negligent... By the way, Nana." Suddenly, the girl quietly moved to her best friend's earlobe, "Look at that man's hand kept moving in his trouser pocket, doesn't he look like Like the undercover in the movie, playing Morse code?"
Murong Nana, who was called Nana by her friends, looked over when she heard the words, only to see a young man with a cropped head sticking his hand into his trouser pocket and moving constantly.
The other party seemed to see someone paying attention to him, so he immediately turned his head and smiled at the two of them.
"He's just tickling... and Jiajia, don't worry about what other people are doing, just take care of yourself when you're away from home, and don't talk about other people's affairs." Murong Nana warned. "Also, I'll check the situation later, if the situation is wrong, let's get in the car and run away immediately."
"Ok."
While the two were talking, Li Hao was squatting down to observe them.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, now in the group, it's either those who post pornographic pictures, or those who post pornographic pictures."
In the base of cultivating immortals on the moon, the group leader 'Baili Xiuxian' saw everyone in the group in full swing... It was a burst of emotion to post a yellow picture.
months ago.
The Moon Cultivation Base is also a chat group for cultivating immortals.
Everyone discusses Taoist scriptures, discusses which famous mountains and rivers may have immortals, discusses whether to touch the immortal fate, and vows to report the news when encountering the immortal fate, not to forget each other even if you are rich, and to cultivate immortals together.
Then... Then it became Huang Tuqun.
Everyone is either posting yellow pictures or asking for seeds.
But this is also impossible.
The reason why this group was established was entirely because after the Xiangxi exorcist incident broke out, there was a small upsurge of cultivating immortals on the Internet. Facing the base of cultivating immortals.
In the beginning, everyone was enthusiastically discussing where to go to meet Xianyuan. When they saw an old man, they took pictures and asked in the group if this person was immortal and full of immortality. If he went to apprentice himself, would he be able to immediately become a cultivator? Or, but... a few months have passed, and everyone doesn't even know which way to open the gate of cultivating immortals, or which direction to worship when they kneel on the ground.
Ideals are shattered, so why not return to reality?
Under such circumstances, the Moon Cultivation Base can remain active only because someone posted pornographic pictures, otherwise it would have been like other Cultivation Groups for ten days and a half months without people bubbling.
but……
Let's post pornographic pictures, don't post them so explicit, okay?
You are a net policeman for nothing.
When I turned around, they arrested me.
Just when he was considering whether to ban everyone, QQ suddenly reminded someone to join the group.
He first banned a few people in the group who often posted pornographic pictures, then clicked to agree to the application, and then sent a friendly message to newcomers.
"Welcome new comrades."
Although this group has become a pornographic group, it is still necessary to pretend in front of newcomers.
As for the newcomers after a long time... we will talk about it after a long time.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a series of words popped out by the newcomer.
"Yaowangzong recruits handyman disciples, no food, no housing, 807 work system, no holidays, no wages, no five social insurances and one housing fund, no year-end bonus, volunteers sign up, and the enrollment will stop when it is full."
I'm going, good guy, it's actually an advertisement number.
And your advertisement... does not include food, housing, 807 working hours, no holidays, no wages, no five social insurances and one housing fund, no year-end bonus... Tsk tsk, are you recruiting migrant workers or slaves?
wrong.
The slaves are still provided with food and housing, 6 days a week, 12 hours a day.
As a result, Ni Ya recruited part-time workers without food and lodging. They worked 16 hours a day and worked [-] hours a week. The slaves were not as hard as you squeezed. Well, when everyone hangs the capitalists on the street lamps, you will be the first to be hung up.
'Baili Xiuxian' curled his lips and thought in his heart.
As for the handyman disciples, he just ignored them.
It's just cheating people to work under the banner of cultivating immortals. How can I deceive myself with such a small trick.
but……
Dog capitalists are so arrogant, they need to be dealt with properly.
People born after 00 rectify the workplace all day long, so we, born after 95, cannot fall behind.
'Baili Xiuxian' narrowed his eyes, and started a private chat with the other party's friend.
Baili Xiuxian: "Newcomer, your company pays you well. If you want to go, can you tell me your company name, address, and contact information?"
'Is your company treated well?Unless these owners are blind, they regard no food and housing as food and housing, 807 work system and no holidays as 955, weekends and statutory holidays, and no wages and no holidays. Five social insurance and one housing fund, no year-end bonus are regarded as a monthly salary of [-] yuan, five insurances and one housing fund, and fifteen salary... Well, I can't make it up myself, so this guy just wanted to get my address, and then Surreptitiously called me to complain. '
Li Hao is well aware of his little schemes, but he doesn't care.
There are so many people in Yan Kingdom, you don't believe that some people do.
As for calling to report and complain...he didn't even care.
He made this out with the intention of throwing stones at him, intending to attract the attention of the officials and see what the officials will do when they find out... If he wasn't afraid of being too high-profile, making things bigger and making the situation uncontrollable, he would have been in Shennongjia for a long time. Come to someone to show the saint, roar a sword in front of countless people, and show everyone that a sword fairy has descended to earth.
He replied to the message with the QQ name changed to 'Medical King Zongwaimen Deacon'.
The deacon of Yaowangzong's outer gate: "The address is in Shennongjia, the specific address is not marked on the map, I can only tell you the latitude and longitude is **... In addition, although I do not include food and lodging here, there are villas with swimming pools and gardens I can rent it out to you."
Dude, not only do you want people to work for free, you even want people to pay your rent and make money from them...you can't squeeze oil and water without a juicer.
'Baili Xiuxian' immediately took a screenshot of his speech, picked up the phone and started reporting.
Seeing that the other party stopped talking, Li Hao immediately guessed his actions, but he ignored him and continued to launch his own small advertisement.
Don't look at the small advertisements he posted that seem unreliable, but apart from some probing information and people who are going to report him, there are really people who are seriously asking him.
I'm going to cultivate immortality: "Hi, is your Medicine King Sect a cultivating immortal sect?"
This name, at first glance, makes me want to cultivate immortals and go crazy.
But that's right, it's not that you want to cultivate immortals and want to go crazy, who would take care of such a small advertisement?Either turn a blind eye or turn a blind eye, and report it directly.
Li Hao picked up the phone and replied.
The deacon of the Yaowang Sect's outer sect: "It's the Cultivation of Immortals sect."
I'm going to cultivate immortals: "Are you really the sect of cultivating immortals? The ones who can cultivate immortals?"
The deacon of the outer door of the Medicine King Sect: "Of course, our fellow martial arts practitioners of the Medicine King Sect have both the physique as strong as a warrior and the magic power of an immortal cultivator...The warrior with a stronger physique than us has no magic power, and the immortal cultivator with magic power His physique is not as strong as ours..."
"More importantly, we are taking the route of taking drugs. We don't have to work hard every day like warriors, and we don't need to sit cross-legged on the ground all day like other immortal cultivators for ten days and a half months. There is no need to move the nest... We need to stuff the elixir into our mouths, and the mana will rise slowly, that is a relief."
Li Hao started talking nonsense.
Since I want to create a world of cultivating immortals, the various sects in the world of cultivating immortals must have their own characteristics. Some are good at alchemy, some are good at making talismans, some are good at refining qi, and some are good at forming formations... Only in this way can they become more powerful. Let them concentrate, let them work hard, so that... let yourself enjoy.
And his medicine Wangzong's positioning is to be good at cultivating spirit grass and medicine, and as a sect that is good at cultivating spirit grass and medicine, it is reasonable for its disciples to take the road of taking medicine to cultivate immortality.
On the other side of the network cable, a fat man who weighed over two hundred catties grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth while looking at QQ.
When he saw Li Hao's reply, his expression suddenly became excited.
You don't need to beat your body, you don't need to sit on the seat and meditate, you just need to eat elixir like snacks. Isn't this tailor-made for yourself?
but……
I'm going to cultivate immortals: "Is the elixir you mentioned delicious?"
The deacon of the Medicine King School's outer sect: "I haven't eaten it, so I don't know."
I'm going to cultivate immortality: "Okay, I'm applying to be a handyman disciple, but don't blame me for not telling you about some things in advance. Southwest Anning Pharmaceutical is my family. If I find out that you are lying to me, the consequences for you will not be very good .”
Southwest Anning Pharmaceutical?
Li Hao clicked on the browser and searched.
Listed company, hundreds of billions of pharmaceutical companies.
Unexpectedly, this guy is still a rich N generation, no wonder he is not afraid of being cheated. For people like them, after being cheated by a scammer, the only end is to go in and step on the sewing machine, but... this has nothing to do with me, I am not fraud.
The deacon of Yaowangzong's outer sect: "Don't worry, I read a lot, so I won't lie to you."
Then, he sent an address to the other party, asking him to go there and wait for him, and he would pick him up at that time, and then continued to launch a small advertisement.
After a series of being kicked and reported, his QQ was finally blocked.
But it's okay, he changed to QQ and continued.
After changing all the QQ of Yaozu, dozens of idiots believed his small advertisement.
"If I were a scammer who committed fraud, I'm afraid these people would be the victims who cried and said in the news that they hoped that the police could rescue themselves from Burma."
"But it's a pity, I'm not cheating... So it's a blessing for a fool... No, no, this may not be a blessing."
Cultivation of immortals is all about aptitude.
Without this aptitude, even if you are given exercises, you will not be able to cultivate.
Therefore, some of these dozens of people are destined to achieve nothing after working hard for several years, and finally have to withdraw sadly and return to the world.
But this is also impossible.
He is a cultivator, not a fairy, and he has no way to help an unqualified person embark on the road of cultivating immortality.
……
Xiangyang City.
Sanliping Station.
This is the station closest to the virgin forest in Shennongjia, and it is also the end point that all buses and taxis can reach.
Going further inside is a rugged mountain road.
Neither buses nor cars can get in there.
Normally, Sanliping Station is deserted and deserted, with no one in sight. It is only lively during holidays.
But today, more than a dozen people came to Sanliping Station.
"This is the Medicine King Sect? It looks like there is no one there."
Someone looked at this and frowned.
I thought to myself that I must have been deceived.
But as soon as she finished speaking, the best friend who was dragged by her began to complain, "Please, it clearly says Sanliping Station, where is the medicine king sect..."
"Then he still called us here?"
"People called us here to gather us together so that we can go in together." Her best friend said while clutching her forehead, completely speechless to her friend.
In fact, she didn't want her friends to come here.
the reason is simple.
That little ad looks like a fool.
But her good friend wants to come, she said she wants to try, if it's fake, it's a big deal as a tourist, and as for whether she will be in danger, it's because of you, who came from a family of feng shui, and traveled all over the world with her grandfather since she was a child , I have never seen anything in the world, with you here, what are you afraid of?
She had no choice but to follow.
To this end, she prepared a lot of tools in her bag.
If the other party really wants to do bad things, she doesn't mind if the liar knows what it means to be too hungry.
"Okay, okay, I was negligent... By the way, Nana." Suddenly, the girl quietly moved to her best friend's earlobe, "Look at that man's hand kept moving in his trouser pocket, doesn't he look like Like the undercover in the movie, playing Morse code?"
Murong Nana, who was called Nana by her friends, looked over when she heard the words, only to see a young man with a cropped head sticking his hand into his trouser pocket and moving constantly.
The other party seemed to see someone paying attention to him, so he immediately turned his head and smiled at the two of them.
"He's just tickling... and Jiajia, don't worry about what other people are doing, just take care of yourself when you're away from home, and don't talk about other people's affairs." Murong Nana warned. "Also, I'll check the situation later, if the situation is wrong, let's get in the car and run away immediately."
"Ok."
While the two were talking, Li Hao was squatting down to observe them.
(End of this chapter)
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