Life in a small village with quiet mountains and quiet waters

Chapter 155 The Monkey's Punishment

Holding the little orange cat in his arms, Gu Siwei met the old man of the Sun family as soon as he left the courtyard of his aunt's house.

"This cat is too small, it's not easy to feed," Mr. Sun said unconsciously when he saw the cat in Gu Siwei's hand.

Gu Siwei was a little confused, and opened his mouth and said, "No way, my aunt said it's easy to feed."

"Well, wait a minute then." Mr. Sun came out shortly after turning his head.

Gu Siwei was a little dumbfounded, because he saw that Mr. Sun was also holding a small milk cat in his hand, which was obviously bigger than the big orange in his hand, but it was not much bigger, about ten or so days old.

A raccoon cat, a dishonest kind, was still meowing in the old man's hands.

"It's just a matter of life."

"Hey, I said Mr. Sun, you are too good at talking. Your cat can be fed, but mine is not easy to feed?"

The aunt who heard the movement outside came out with a smile.

Grandpa Sun didn't feel embarrassed either, instead he said with a smile: "My cat is easy to feed, but it's also rewarding. I'm saving someone's life, oh no, I beg the cat!"

After finishing speaking, the old man asked Gu Siwei: "Now, how many cats can be raised by your family, and other cats are enough."

"Then I can't do nothing to raise so many cats, right? I'm not a cat slave."

Only then did Gu Siwei understand that both old cats had given birth to kittens, and they were worried that they couldn't send them out, but now that they were being taken advantage of by themselves, they naturally had to force them into their own homes.

"What are you going to do with this, you can't throw it away, it's a life too," said Mr. Sun.

Gu Siwei was speechless: "You can give it to me if you can't throw it? What's the reason for this?"

"Your house is big, one cat is not enough," the aunt laughed.

Gu Siwei had no choice but to take the two cats back to the boat.

On the road, someone saw Gu Siwei holding the cat, and someone wanted to give the cat away, which made Gu Siwei jump into the boat quickly and turned upside down.

When they got home, a group of people were a little confused when Gu Siwei caught two kittens and came back.

"Do you like cats that much?"

Hu Yanqiu looked at Gu Siwei who was washing his hands with a strange expression.

Gu Siwei said: "What, I just said hello to my aunt, and she asked me to go to her house to pick out a cat, but when I went out with the cat in my arms, I met old man Sun again, and was stuffed by him again. Only……".

After Gu Siwei finished explaining, he spread his hands helplessly.

Hu Yanqiu smiled and said: "You are really capable."

Hu Yanping interrupted at this moment and said, "How many cats are there?"

"What are you going to do?" Hu Yanqiu felt that his younger brother had another bad idea.

Hu Yanping said: "I'm talking about business. Some of my classmates want to raise them, but they haven't found a good cat. Otherwise, I'll take a few back and give them one for each of them."

"Don't make trouble, if your classmates don't want it, we will raise it ourselves." Hu Yanqiu didn't want to mess with this.

Hu Yanping said: "This is a good thing. My classmate got a cat, and the villagers here gave the cat away again. I said sister, your awareness is a bit low. Solving problems for the masses is not a new age and a new youth. What should I do?"

"Oh, I didn't expect that, you, Comrade Hu, still know about the new era?" Hu Yanqiu was dumbfounded by his younger brother, and his tone was grotesque, especially on the big characters.

Hu Yanping said in shock: "That's natural."

Gu Siwei said: "Since I said that, when you go back tomorrow, you will take a few back. The folks here are really not very easy to raise. If there are people you know who want to raise them, please give them away, anyway. It's a good thing.

By the way, Qiao Yitong, when the time comes, see if there are many, and if there are many, you can take two back with you."

Qiao Yi heard the same thing, and immediately said: "Master, my parents have cats in their house. I can't even support myself, but I can't raise cats."

"It's not for you. You can help me send it to Xu Congwen's and Zhu Shiming's homes. Each family has one. If there are fewer, then forget it."

Hu Yanping really inspired Gu Siwei.

Of course, he also knows that this is not a fundamental solution to the problem, but he can only do this. At this time, it is estimated that cats and dogs have not been sterilized.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, it can only be like this for the time being.

The matter was settled like this, two kittens that had just been carried back, one belonged to Sicui, and the other belonged to Hu Yanqiu. The two of them sat on the steps holding the kitten and played with the cat.

Hu Yanping first went to tease Da Mao, and then teased Xiao Ma and other monkeys, but neither Da Mao nor monkey wanted to talk to this energetic kid.

Cats hate dogs, and I'm talking about boys like Hu Yanping, especially when they feel bored, they can play with an ant for half a day.

Hu Yanping felt bored here, turned his head and looked around, and found that no one noticed him, so he picked up a small stone from the ground and held it in the palm of his hand.

Picking up the stone, he glanced around guiltily, then squinted one eye, and aimed at the monkey on the tree with the small stone in his hand. Coincidentally, he aimed at the original monkey king, that is, four horse.

despair!
With a crisp sound, the small stone flew to Sima's forehead.

Hu Yanping didn't use much force, but the small stone hit Si Ma's head, which instantly annoyed Si Ma.

Sima has a temper, even if he is not the monkey king now, his temper is still there, and Sima is afraid of Gu Siwei, not Hu Yanping.

If it was changed to Sicui, it would be fine, but Hu Yanping has only been in contact with Gu Siwei for a long time, so how could he smell of Gu Siwei on his body.

The four horses hit a small stone, and immediately began to squeak.

Hu Yanping was still grinning happily. Seeing the four horses jumping up from the tree branch, the monkey hand pulled a black thing behind him and flew towards him.

what!
Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!
Hu Yanping was a little dumbfounded, just about to laugh at the monkey, who knew that his revenge would come.

Because the things thrown by the four horses were fast and accurate, he didn't dodge even if he wanted to dodge, and it directly hit his face.

"What is this!"

After wiping it with his hand, Hu Yanping knew what was on his face, and immediately made him sick.

"Who was the one who threw four horses on you? See if four horses put shit on your face."

Si Cui had an overview of the whole process, and she saw it when Hu Yanping stretched out his hand and threw Si Ma, but she didn't say anything, she just wanted to see Si Ma teach the poor boy a lesson.

Hu Yanqiu looked up when he heard this, originally wanted to scold his brother, but found that his face was covered with a piece of monkey feces, and wanted to go forward to help him deal with it.

As a result, as soon as he walked in, he smelled a bad smell, a particularly bad smell, which can be said to be an unexpected smell for Hu Yanqiu.

vomit!
Hu Yanqiu didn't hold back, turned his head and vomited it out, and said while vomiting: "Why is monkey shit so stinky!"

Hu Yanping was about to cry now, after all, it was quite normal for a child who was only ten years old to have no idea when this happened all of a sudden.

"elder sister!"

"It's useless for you to call me sister. Go wash in the ditch by yourself. What's the use of calling your sister?" Si Cui said to Hu Yanping.

Hearing what Sicui said, Hu Yanping, who came back to his senses, immediately ran to the side of the canal, and directly plunged his head into the water of the canal, and immediately fell into a frenzy.

By the time the head was exposed again, the monkey feces had been washed clean, but the little guy has a psychological shadow now. If it wasn't for his own head, he probably wanted to tear off his face and put soap on it. Wash it dozens of times.

"Okay, you almost rubbed off your face, it's clean enough."

Gu Siwei saw that half of the kid's face was still red from rubbing, so he brought a towel from the room to help the kid wipe it off, and then applied a little cream on his face.

"Look, it's delicious!"

vomit!
As soon as it was mentioned, Hu Yanping also remembered the smell on his face just now, and when he thought of it, he seemed to smell that smell again, and immediately vomited.

"As for what?"

Gu Siwei wanted to laugh very much, but held back.

Someone didn't hold back, who?
Hu Yanqiu chanted, who else could it be? Hu Yanqiu, who had finished vomiting, laughed haha, the kind that keeps on laughing.

"what's so funny".

Hu Yanping was a little annoyed.

"No, no," Hu Yanqiu laughed while waving his hands.

In terms of consolation, it is old man Tao.

I saw him walking over in a slow pace, and said very calmly: "Monkey excrement is actually a traditional Chinese medicine. It is mild in nature, and the more stinky it is, the better the medicine will be."

When Hu Yanping heard this, he finally felt better.

In order to prove it, Hu Yanping asked the old man, "Really?"

What I asked this question was to get an affirmative answer, so as to make myself feel better.

Who knew that the old man Tao Yisheng was also narrow-minded, and suddenly smiled: "Of course it's fake, who would use monkey feces as Chinese medicine".

Hahahaha!

Now not only Hu Yanqiu, but even Qiao Yitong laughed out loud.

"You, you..."

Hu Yanping finally couldn't help crying out loud.

Gu Siwei originally wanted to coax him, but this kid was crying too sissy, and felt upset after listening to it for a while.

So Gu Siwei walked over and kicked him in the butt: "A man, why cry, isn't it just that a monkey threw shit on his face, Han Xin has also been humiliated by stepping down."

"But it stinks".

Hu Yanping was a little embarrassed when Gu Siwei said this.

After all, it's a child, and after a while, it starts to forget the smell of shit.

Gu Siwei couldn't help but want to roll his eyes: Isn't this nonsense, monkey shit, can it not stink.

Gu Siwei didn't know that the monkeys ate a lot of miscellaneous things these two days. If they kept eating fruit, they wouldn't smell so bad. The monkeys got some meat to eat these two days, and the shit they pooped was indeed a bit stinky.

So it was the most normal reaction for the Hu Yanqiu siblings to vomit that.

"I want to clean them up," Hu Yanping said bitterly, looking at the group of monkeys on the tree.

Gu Siwei immediately said: "I advise you to forget it, you really can't clean them up, it will be terrible if you get scratched in a hurry, then your whole little face will be full of dawg, and when you grow up, you can't even be a daughter-in-law." Can't tell."

Hu Yanping trembled immediately after being touched by Gu Siwei: "Really?"

"Really, you think monkeys are so big, but they are much more vicious than you, it is best not to mess with them."

Gu Siwei is telling the truth, monkeys still eat monkeys, and they seem to like them quite a lot. Although they belong to Gu Siwei's family, the monkeys like Pony are still monkeys, and it is impossible to have the moral principles of human society.

"Seeing that you are not honest, what kind of monkey are you going to play with?"

"I lost four horses with stones," Sicui added.

Hu Yanping stared at Si Cui, feeling that this girl talked too much.Si Cui did not show weakness, and stared back directly, the two children were like two chickens and dogs, you stare at me, I stare at you.

(End of this chapter)