Chapter 26
The pony was hurt.
Not only the pony, but the second and third horses were also injured, and the fourth horse disappeared immediately, and I don't know if it was injured or a fart.
"Squeak, squeak!"
Seeing Gu Siwei, Xiao Ma couldn't help but burst into tears. He came to Gu Siwei's side, pulled Gu Siwei's pants, and looked up at the old Gu Xiaowei's tears falling like beads with broken threads.
"Hey, what's the trouble? Someone rebelled while I was away?"
Gu Siwei felt that Xiao Ma was born to be an actor, and if he turned his hair on, he might be able to find some outstanding graduates in places like China Opera and Beijing Film Academy that produce good actors.
Squeak!
When Xiao Ma heard Gu Siwei speak, he immediately started to sue. Unfortunately, one spoke human language and the other monkey language, so he couldn't understand what the other party said, especially Gu Siwei, who was confused.
"You bastard, what are you talking about hanging things?" Gu Siwei scratched his head.
Listening to the sound of the pony chirping, Gu Siwei's head was a little big.
However, he didn't trouble Gu Siwei for long, and he understood what the matter should be.
Squeak!
At this time, the voice of another group of monkeys sounded in the direction of the persimmon tree.
Gu Siwei raised his head and looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a group of monkeys jumping down from the tree, standing under the persimmon tree, jumping towards Gu Siwei, shouting, the voice was very shrill, obviously threatening Gu Siwei's side monkeys.
The pony waited for the guys to be quiet all of a sudden, and they shrank their heads, like a drowned chicken, losing all momentum.
It was like a gentle little girl who was pointed at her nose and scolded by a pungent middle-aged woman, unable to retaliate, with tears of grievance rolling in her eyes.
"Someone took my tree!"
Now there is nothing Gu Siwei doesn't understand. If he still doesn't understand, Gu Siwei's brain should be taken out and sent to the manure dump for repairs.
The answer was right in front of them. This group of monkeys fell in love with the persimmon tree. Because of the large number of people, they beat Xiao Ma and the monkeys, drove them out of the range of the persimmon tree, and occupied the persimmon tree.
It's that simple, and it's not a big deal in the natural world. Usually, after such a thing happens, a defeated group like the pony has no choice but to run away. When they have the strength to come to revenge, if they don't have the strength, they will keep their tails between their legs and act like a lost dog.
But it's different now, the boss of the whole monkey group is not Xiao Ma, usually Xiao Ma is like a housekeeper, and the real mastermind behind the scenes is Gu Siwei.
Therefore, when the monkey group was defeated, all the living monkeys did not run away. In the territory of Sheng Monkey Group, they hid dangerously in Tibet, just to wait for Gu Siwei to come back.
Usually there are two kinds of situations like this. When Gu Siwei came back and killed the other group of monkeys, then everyone continued to live a good life. If they couldn't beat the other group of monkeys, they had to run away.
It is precisely because of this that although Xiao Ma led the monkey group to defeat, he did not lose, because the members of the group knew that the boss hadn't returned yet, and losing now is not a loss.
Squeak!
Pony and other monkeys felt Gu Siwei's anger.
Lao Gu is bad in every way, but he is good in one thing, that is, he protects his weaknesses, and most of the time he protects his weaknesses for no reason.In fact, this temperament is not born. If you have mixed a lot in the society, you will understand that if you want to build a team, even the smallest group, you have to be able to protect your weaknesses when you are the boss. If you are selfless, what will people follow you for?
He doesn't know about rebellion, but with company politics, Gu Siwei knows that someone will support you if you protect your shortcomings.
Monkeys are not human, but these monkeys pick persimmons and peel walnuts for themselves. This is all for themselves. What did the monkeys on the other side do for themselves?
Why don't you just let them go and keep them for making soup? !
Gu Siwei, who has the space in his hand, would not care about the group of monkeys in front of him. For Gu Siwei, cleaning them up is just a little more effort than cleaning up the monkeys like pony.
Pulled out a wooden stick from the space, it was not made on purpose, it was thrown at random when felling the tree last time, one end was big and the other end was small, the big one was as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and the small one was almost held by Gu Siwei in one hand .
It turned out that Gu Siwei kept these things for hunting deer. He took these big prey into the space, and then beat them half to death with a stick. Naturally, the next thing was to drink and eat meat.
It was originally planned like this, but now the deer and sheep are not marked, and the group of monkeys are marked first.
Holding a stick, Gu Siwei walked towards the group of monkeys.
Guys like Xiao Ma are anxiously scratching their heads in the back. The group of monkeys fights because there are more people, and the others have no rules at all.
Although Xiao Ma and the other monkeys have confidence in Gu Siwei, the number of monkeys over there really frightened Xiao Ma, especially not long after the defeat. Facing the winner, it was like a construction contractor meeting Party A. It's a little short.
The group of monkeys under the persimmon tree had a very good time these two days. It took up such a big persimmon tree in winter, and it was still full of fruits. No matter how bad it was, wouldn’t it be struck by lightning?
For this group of monkeys, the persimmon tree behind them is the biggest treasure house. How can they be willing to lose it? Although they are a little scared when they see humans, they can't control people robbing food.
The Monkey King went first, and Pi Ya grinned and rushed towards Gu Siwei.
I saw the monkey king jumping high from the ground, stretching out his front paws and scratching at Gu Siwei. The whole strong monkey body was as powerful in the air as the most legendary dunk of the basketball star Jordan flying through the air.
In the eyes of the monkey behind him, the monkey king's figure at this moment is also the same, majestic and full of murderous looks, he is indeed the undisputed king of monkeys within ten miles.
Stretching and rubbing lightly, he rushed towards Gu Siwei like a flying sleeve.
Seeing the Monkey King rushing towards him, Gu Siwei thought: This is it?
In Gu Siwei's eyes, the monkey king's speed was not fast, at least enough for him to react, so he waited for the monkey king to pounce, and when he was one or two meters away from him, the stick in Gu Siwei's hand moved.
He raised one hand, held it again, twisted his body and moved his waist, driving his arm with the strength of his entire waist and abdomen, and hit the waist of the Monkey King who was rushing towards him.
Pa~!
Here is an onomatopoeia, not a verb, let alone a noun!The pure onomatopoeia is the fusion of stick and flesh, the contact of wood and flesh.
It was too late and then it was too fast, and in just a blink of an eye, the monkey king's waist and the stick in Gu Siwei's hand became intimate.
There are sounds, movements, noises, screams, satisfaction, and a lot of surprised eyes.
touch,
fly!
What touches is the Monkey King and the wooden stick, and what flies up is the Monkey King.
The Monkey King was like a batted baseball in a baseball field, it was directly drawn into the air, and then rolled and fell towards the cliff.
Squeak~~squeak~~!
monkey fall,
monkey dies,
The battle of life and death, the battle of protecting food, has just begun, and it is already over.
At this moment, Gu Siwei was also a little surprised. He really didn't expect that the strength of his stick to go down would be so terrifying. The good guy didn't think much of it.
Holding the stick with both hands, the stick is half-lifted in the air, the center of gravity of the whole body falls on one leg, the other leg is half-bent, and the waist is still twisted.
The whole posture, just like a rich man holding coins, is swinging a golf club, and the movement is called a coquettish.
The only pity is that the monkeys watching are not humans. If they were humans, everyone would have to applaud now, and then cheer affectionately: Boss, strike!The boss's ball is better than Secretary Dong's.
In short, Lao Gu's heroic appearance has been revealed,
The monkeys were dumbfounded!
The monkeys, who were still high-spirited at first, watched helplessly as the monkey king on their side turned into a ball of meat and flew down the cliff.
The group of monkeys are all illiterate, and anyone who has read a little book can say a sentence at this moment: There are such generals in the world!
But at this moment, Xiaoma's side was really like the new year, everyone was downcast from the original, and instantly full of vitality, even those with injuries on their bodies began to scream.
Gu Siwei, who was holding a stick, continued to walk towards the opposite side, while the pony and other monkeys behind him also jumped and rushed towards the opposite group of monkeys.
It even quickly surpassed Gu Siwei.
Looking at the pony waiting for the monkey, Gu Siwei was a little surprised, and blurted out: "Oh my god, are you bastards resurrected with full blood?"
Not only is it a resurrection with full blood, Xiao Ma and the others can't wait to sing a song: I am a monkey from the north, walking on the road to accept heads...
When the monkey king died, the group of monkeys became frightened. Facing the rushing pony and other monkeys, none of the monkeys under the persimmon tree dared to stop them.
Some female monkeys even crouched on the ground with their heads in their arms, shrinking themselves into a ball.
This disappointed Gu Siwei who originally wanted to see how the monkeys fight in groups, because it was all ponies and other monkeys beating people, and the originally large number of monkeys were now defeated.
The little horse and other monkeys now have no mercy towards the losers, all the male monkeys caught up by them were scratched bloody, as for the female monkeys with their cubs, they ran away desperately. Those female monkeys without cubs just lay obediently on the ground.
Also, the female monkeys who were originally recruited by this group of monkeys in the last battle have become ferocious now. They not only dare to catch the female monkeys, but also dare to scratch the male monkeys who are much older than them. high-level female monkeys.
In short, after victory, it is like a human being breaks through the other side's city, and there will always be a little blood.
Gu Siwei is not interested in taking care of the monkeys like Xiaoma, and he has no sympathy for the other monkeys. As for using human methods to treat these monkeys, Gu Siwei is not out of his mind, let alone a saint. Emotions are imposed on animals.
At this moment, Gu Siwei looked at the persimmon tree.
Looking at the persimmon tree, Gu Siwei had other thoughts in his mind.
(End of this chapter)
The pony was hurt.
Not only the pony, but the second and third horses were also injured, and the fourth horse disappeared immediately, and I don't know if it was injured or a fart.
"Squeak, squeak!"
Seeing Gu Siwei, Xiao Ma couldn't help but burst into tears. He came to Gu Siwei's side, pulled Gu Siwei's pants, and looked up at the old Gu Xiaowei's tears falling like beads with broken threads.
"Hey, what's the trouble? Someone rebelled while I was away?"
Gu Siwei felt that Xiao Ma was born to be an actor, and if he turned his hair on, he might be able to find some outstanding graduates in places like China Opera and Beijing Film Academy that produce good actors.
Squeak!
When Xiao Ma heard Gu Siwei speak, he immediately started to sue. Unfortunately, one spoke human language and the other monkey language, so he couldn't understand what the other party said, especially Gu Siwei, who was confused.
"You bastard, what are you talking about hanging things?" Gu Siwei scratched his head.
Listening to the sound of the pony chirping, Gu Siwei's head was a little big.
However, he didn't trouble Gu Siwei for long, and he understood what the matter should be.
Squeak!
At this time, the voice of another group of monkeys sounded in the direction of the persimmon tree.
Gu Siwei raised his head and looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a group of monkeys jumping down from the tree, standing under the persimmon tree, jumping towards Gu Siwei, shouting, the voice was very shrill, obviously threatening Gu Siwei's side monkeys.
The pony waited for the guys to be quiet all of a sudden, and they shrank their heads, like a drowned chicken, losing all momentum.
It was like a gentle little girl who was pointed at her nose and scolded by a pungent middle-aged woman, unable to retaliate, with tears of grievance rolling in her eyes.
"Someone took my tree!"
Now there is nothing Gu Siwei doesn't understand. If he still doesn't understand, Gu Siwei's brain should be taken out and sent to the manure dump for repairs.
The answer was right in front of them. This group of monkeys fell in love with the persimmon tree. Because of the large number of people, they beat Xiao Ma and the monkeys, drove them out of the range of the persimmon tree, and occupied the persimmon tree.
It's that simple, and it's not a big deal in the natural world. Usually, after such a thing happens, a defeated group like the pony has no choice but to run away. When they have the strength to come to revenge, if they don't have the strength, they will keep their tails between their legs and act like a lost dog.
But it's different now, the boss of the whole monkey group is not Xiao Ma, usually Xiao Ma is like a housekeeper, and the real mastermind behind the scenes is Gu Siwei.
Therefore, when the monkey group was defeated, all the living monkeys did not run away. In the territory of Sheng Monkey Group, they hid dangerously in Tibet, just to wait for Gu Siwei to come back.
Usually there are two kinds of situations like this. When Gu Siwei came back and killed the other group of monkeys, then everyone continued to live a good life. If they couldn't beat the other group of monkeys, they had to run away.
It is precisely because of this that although Xiao Ma led the monkey group to defeat, he did not lose, because the members of the group knew that the boss hadn't returned yet, and losing now is not a loss.
Squeak!
Pony and other monkeys felt Gu Siwei's anger.
Lao Gu is bad in every way, but he is good in one thing, that is, he protects his weaknesses, and most of the time he protects his weaknesses for no reason.In fact, this temperament is not born. If you have mixed a lot in the society, you will understand that if you want to build a team, even the smallest group, you have to be able to protect your weaknesses when you are the boss. If you are selfless, what will people follow you for?
He doesn't know about rebellion, but with company politics, Gu Siwei knows that someone will support you if you protect your shortcomings.
Monkeys are not human, but these monkeys pick persimmons and peel walnuts for themselves. This is all for themselves. What did the monkeys on the other side do for themselves?
Why don't you just let them go and keep them for making soup? !
Gu Siwei, who has the space in his hand, would not care about the group of monkeys in front of him. For Gu Siwei, cleaning them up is just a little more effort than cleaning up the monkeys like pony.
Pulled out a wooden stick from the space, it was not made on purpose, it was thrown at random when felling the tree last time, one end was big and the other end was small, the big one was as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and the small one was almost held by Gu Siwei in one hand .
It turned out that Gu Siwei kept these things for hunting deer. He took these big prey into the space, and then beat them half to death with a stick. Naturally, the next thing was to drink and eat meat.
It was originally planned like this, but now the deer and sheep are not marked, and the group of monkeys are marked first.
Holding a stick, Gu Siwei walked towards the group of monkeys.
Guys like Xiao Ma are anxiously scratching their heads in the back. The group of monkeys fights because there are more people, and the others have no rules at all.
Although Xiao Ma and the other monkeys have confidence in Gu Siwei, the number of monkeys over there really frightened Xiao Ma, especially not long after the defeat. Facing the winner, it was like a construction contractor meeting Party A. It's a little short.
The group of monkeys under the persimmon tree had a very good time these two days. It took up such a big persimmon tree in winter, and it was still full of fruits. No matter how bad it was, wouldn’t it be struck by lightning?
For this group of monkeys, the persimmon tree behind them is the biggest treasure house. How can they be willing to lose it? Although they are a little scared when they see humans, they can't control people robbing food.
The Monkey King went first, and Pi Ya grinned and rushed towards Gu Siwei.
I saw the monkey king jumping high from the ground, stretching out his front paws and scratching at Gu Siwei. The whole strong monkey body was as powerful in the air as the most legendary dunk of the basketball star Jordan flying through the air.
In the eyes of the monkey behind him, the monkey king's figure at this moment is also the same, majestic and full of murderous looks, he is indeed the undisputed king of monkeys within ten miles.
Stretching and rubbing lightly, he rushed towards Gu Siwei like a flying sleeve.
Seeing the Monkey King rushing towards him, Gu Siwei thought: This is it?
In Gu Siwei's eyes, the monkey king's speed was not fast, at least enough for him to react, so he waited for the monkey king to pounce, and when he was one or two meters away from him, the stick in Gu Siwei's hand moved.
He raised one hand, held it again, twisted his body and moved his waist, driving his arm with the strength of his entire waist and abdomen, and hit the waist of the Monkey King who was rushing towards him.
Pa~!
Here is an onomatopoeia, not a verb, let alone a noun!The pure onomatopoeia is the fusion of stick and flesh, the contact of wood and flesh.
It was too late and then it was too fast, and in just a blink of an eye, the monkey king's waist and the stick in Gu Siwei's hand became intimate.
There are sounds, movements, noises, screams, satisfaction, and a lot of surprised eyes.
touch,
fly!
What touches is the Monkey King and the wooden stick, and what flies up is the Monkey King.
The Monkey King was like a batted baseball in a baseball field, it was directly drawn into the air, and then rolled and fell towards the cliff.
Squeak~~squeak~~!
monkey fall,
monkey dies,
The battle of life and death, the battle of protecting food, has just begun, and it is already over.
At this moment, Gu Siwei was also a little surprised. He really didn't expect that the strength of his stick to go down would be so terrifying. The good guy didn't think much of it.
Holding the stick with both hands, the stick is half-lifted in the air, the center of gravity of the whole body falls on one leg, the other leg is half-bent, and the waist is still twisted.
The whole posture, just like a rich man holding coins, is swinging a golf club, and the movement is called a coquettish.
The only pity is that the monkeys watching are not humans. If they were humans, everyone would have to applaud now, and then cheer affectionately: Boss, strike!The boss's ball is better than Secretary Dong's.
In short, Lao Gu's heroic appearance has been revealed,
The monkeys were dumbfounded!
The monkeys, who were still high-spirited at first, watched helplessly as the monkey king on their side turned into a ball of meat and flew down the cliff.
The group of monkeys are all illiterate, and anyone who has read a little book can say a sentence at this moment: There are such generals in the world!
But at this moment, Xiaoma's side was really like the new year, everyone was downcast from the original, and instantly full of vitality, even those with injuries on their bodies began to scream.
Gu Siwei, who was holding a stick, continued to walk towards the opposite side, while the pony and other monkeys behind him also jumped and rushed towards the opposite group of monkeys.
It even quickly surpassed Gu Siwei.
Looking at the pony waiting for the monkey, Gu Siwei was a little surprised, and blurted out: "Oh my god, are you bastards resurrected with full blood?"
Not only is it a resurrection with full blood, Xiao Ma and the others can't wait to sing a song: I am a monkey from the north, walking on the road to accept heads...
When the monkey king died, the group of monkeys became frightened. Facing the rushing pony and other monkeys, none of the monkeys under the persimmon tree dared to stop them.
Some female monkeys even crouched on the ground with their heads in their arms, shrinking themselves into a ball.
This disappointed Gu Siwei who originally wanted to see how the monkeys fight in groups, because it was all ponies and other monkeys beating people, and the originally large number of monkeys were now defeated.
The little horse and other monkeys now have no mercy towards the losers, all the male monkeys caught up by them were scratched bloody, as for the female monkeys with their cubs, they ran away desperately. Those female monkeys without cubs just lay obediently on the ground.
Also, the female monkeys who were originally recruited by this group of monkeys in the last battle have become ferocious now. They not only dare to catch the female monkeys, but also dare to scratch the male monkeys who are much older than them. high-level female monkeys.
In short, after victory, it is like a human being breaks through the other side's city, and there will always be a little blood.
Gu Siwei is not interested in taking care of the monkeys like Xiaoma, and he has no sympathy for the other monkeys. As for using human methods to treat these monkeys, Gu Siwei is not out of his mind, let alone a saint. Emotions are imposed on animals.
At this moment, Gu Siwei looked at the persimmon tree.
Looking at the persimmon tree, Gu Siwei had other thoughts in his mind.
(End of this chapter)
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