Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman

Chapter 192 Rescue Yi Zhonghai

Yi Zhonghai dropped the toilet.

It was really big news that caused a sensation around the world.

Those who should have come have come, and those who should not have come have also come.

A man who was said to have fallen into the toilet at the time was teaching Yi Zhonghai some experience in not eating shit as someone who had been there.

"Old Yi, don't struggle, right, right, keep a sense of normalcy, especially don't open your mouth, no matter how disgusting you are, you have to keep your mouth shut. Only in this way can you stop eating shit and drinking urine."

Compared to this one.

Listen to the voices of the lively neighbors around.

A little more attention.

They were all talking about how Yi Zhonghai fell into the toilet, the pit was so small, and Yi Zhonghai was an adult, he couldn't even jump in if he sincerely wanted to.

There were also some people who didn't talk to each other.

They discussed how to drag Yi Zhonghai out of the toilet.

In his capacity as the second uncle in charge, Liu Haizhong asked Yan Jiecheng to find the rope and prepare to go down to rescue Yi Zhonghai, but it made Yan Fugui unhappy.

Go down to the latrine to save people.

Don't say anything else.

At least the clothes on my body can't be worn.

Laundry wastewater.

It stinks, always put some washing powder or something.

It's all money.

"Old Liu, why don't you let your two children go down to save Lao Yi?"

"Old Yan, this is all work in the hospital. As the third master, you have to support me."

"Now it's not a question of support or not, but you have your own son, why do you command my son, don't fool me with words like honor."

The scene was already in chaos because of Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong's top cow.

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang was still deliberately adding fuel to the fire.

Hearing the movement, Mrs. Jia Zhang, who said that Yi Zhonghai fell into the toilet, yelled wildly as he walked.

"This old Yi, how old is he? How can he be so careless and fall into the toilet when he goes to the toilet? How can he manage the courtyard house at this level."

After listening to Jia Zhang's words.

Many neighbors around are rolling their eyes.

For what.

If Yi Zhonghai hadn't waited for Qin Huairu, he wouldn't have drank so much tea and got himself in the toilet.

"Silly Zhu, Yi Zhonghai treated you well in the past, but now he has fallen into the toilet, if you don't go down to save him, who will save him?"

Jiazhang resented Shazhu's marriage, which made him unable to enjoy Shazhu's bonus, and thought that Shazhu cheated their Jia family into a new lunch box, which was a rare opportunity to give Shazhu eye drops.

Naturally to catch.

In front of outsiders, he directed the firepower to Shazhu.

Her words made Shazhu instantly the focus of the scene.

Among them are Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong. They were reluctant to part with their sons, but wanted to take the opportunity to show off their promises in the courtyard.

It doesn't matter who saves Yi Zhonghai.

The important thing is that Yi Zhonghai was rescued.

"Silly Zhu, you have to go down."

"Second uncle, you are the second uncle in charge. When you encounter a big incident, you don't take the lead. Is it appropriate for you to let me go down as an ordinary neighbor?"

After choking on his bangs, Sha Zhu began to mock Jia Zhang again, the old godly woman, and rushed to find him.

"Aunt Jia, don't stand there and make sarcastic remarks. Yi Zhonghai treats me well, but he treats your Jia family better. What's more, Yi Zhonghai is Jia Dongxu's master, and now he is taking Qin Huairu with him, and he even spent money to buy Qin Huairu a job index. Isn't this kindness worth your Jia family sending someone to rescue Yi Zhonghai? Don't use you as a woman, men and women have other excuses. You and Qin Huairu are inconvenient, and your family is very good. The pit went into the toilet, Yi Zhonghai fell into the latrine, and he helped your Jia family so much, if your Jia family doesn't send someone to rescue, then you will only be an ungrateful white-eyed wolf."

"Yes, yes, the Jia family is worthy of this matter."

Hundreds of neighbors in the neighborhood who were watching the play echoed with each other.

They are all acquaintances who look down but don't look up.

They stood in place one by one, pointing at Yi Zhonghai in the toilet and latrine.

Surprising thing.

At the beginning, Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui were busy trying to save Yi Zhonghai, but now they were just watching from the sidelines. They didn't know what they said, and stood where they were, with dark faces on each side.

Shazhu guessed that the price should not be discussed.

Maybe Yan Fugui asked a high price, Liu Haizhong was a little unhappy.

There was a stalemate for more than a minute.

It was still the big mother who found Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui crying, and said a few words about how much money, Yan Fugui waved and greeted Yan Xiecheng and Yan Jiekuang.

Tie the rope into a buckle, and Yan Xiecheng walked to the latrine with the rope, and put the rope on Yi Zhonghai's body.

There were several people working hard together, chanting one, two, three.

The wicked Xu Damao came out from nowhere and shouted loudly.

"If you want to work hard together, you can't let go halfway. If you let go halfway, the uncle in the latrine will eat shit and drink urine and pull hard."

Turtle Sun became the conductor.

Instruct everyone to pull the rope rhythmically.

Silly Zhu was very confused. Didn't the grandson go to the countryside to show a movie? Why did he come back? He also stepped up to the rope and helped pull it together.

In the middle of the process of pulling, seeing Xu Damao give him a look, he hurriedly relieved the pulling force.

There was a plop.

Yi Zhonghai, who was dragged halfway by them, fell into the latrine like a stone, looking even more unlucky than before. He was standing up just now, at least above his neck was exposed.

This fall.

Everyone went in.

in the crowd.

Once again, a neighbor who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal shouted the voice of adding insult to injury.

"Grandpa, are you okay? Hey, you shut your mouth, why are you opening your mouth? If you open your mouth, there will be nothing left."

"Wow!"

A few neighbors watching the excitement.

Immediately threw up.

at this point.

It can only be pulled.

Sha Zhu and the others pulled Yi Zhonghai into the air with great force, and Yi Zhonghai also exerted his strength inside. After a lot of tossing, Yi Zhonghai was successfully rescued from the latrine by the neighbors.

It's just unlucky looking.

On the hair, there are some maggots wriggling.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the people around him and felt like dying.

So embarrassing.

This is the first adult man who fell into the toilet after the toilet was built, and he is also the steward of the courtyard house and an eighth-level technician in the rolling mill.

Yi Zhonghai was too ashamed.

Don't bother to shout.

The sloppy ran towards the courtyard.

Just after running for a few steps, Jia Zhang's head hit the ground.

theatergoers.

A clatter.

All out of the way.

It doesn't work if it doesn't disperse, mainly because of the smell, which is too strong.

Jia Zhang, who fell on the ground, was clutching his hurt chest, and just about to curse at Yi Zhonghai, when he smelled the pungent smell, he couldn't help but vomited, and Yi Zhonghai vomited all over his face.

Yi Zhonghai really didn't care much, and he didn't pay attention to the things that Mrs. Jia and Zhang spat on his face, and ran towards the courtyard with both hands and feet.

The age when radios were rare objects.

Every household lacks means of recreation.

This is also the reason why people are keen to hold compound meetings.

Always find something to do for yourself.

The news that Yi Zhonghai fell into the latrine and was rescued spread like the wind to several surrounding courtyards, and the courtyard where Shazhu was located instantly became a hot spot, with many people surrounded by the wall, all staring at Yi Zhonghai with strange eyes.

Unlike them, the neighbors in the courtyard all hid in the house.

It smells too bad.

Choked nose.

Looking through the glass at home.

His eyes focused on the faucet in the middle courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai took off his clothes all at once, put on a pair of big colored underpants, found some washing powder, poured it on his head, took cold water from a basin, and poured it on his body one after another.

The uncle in charge took a bath and washed clothes there, which was a once-in-a-hundred-year phenomenon.

people who see.

All laughing.

Especially Li Xiuzhi, the new daughter-in-law of the family, laughed wildly while holding her belly. When she thought of Yi Zhonghai falling into the toilet, Li Xiuzhi felt that this was God's retribution for Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai at the faucet, while washing, scolded the street, scolded Qin Huairu, scolded Jia Zhang, scolded Xu Damao, even the silly Zhu and his wife were scolded by Yi Zhonghai.

Scold Jia Zhang more, if Jia Zhang hadn't given Qin Huairu bullshit ideas, Qin Huairu wouldn't have caused embarrassment in the steel rolling mill, and then caused Yi Zhonghai to be unlucky, and Yi Zhonghai wouldn't have drank two kettles of boiling water by himself in order to talk to Qin Huairu, hurriedly went to the toilet, dropped it in the toilet, and threw embarrassment at his grandma's house.

Yi Zhonghai probably doesn't know yet.

Jia Zhang was attacking her right now.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's clothes covered with excrement and urine, because she is a woman, she can't wash clothes in the yard wearing big pants like Yi Zhonghai.

Go straight to Yi's house.

I'm going to wash at Yi's house.

reasons given.

It was Yi Zhonghai who made her dirty.

The two sides had a lot of arguing, and finally Jia Zhang knocked Yi Zhonghai to the ground, and sat on Yi Zhonghai's body without fear of embarrassment, crying and saying that Yi Zhonghai bullied their Jia family.

Instead of summoning Lao Jia and Xiao Jia, he used Yi Zhonghai to force Qin Huairu to beg for food at the rolling mill.

Yi Zhonghai, who was originally full of anger in his heart, became even more furious.

The two argued verbally for a while.

Not knowing what Yi Zhonghai agreed to Jia Zhang's request, Jia Zhang returned to Jia's house with dirty clothes.

People are no longer in the courtyard.

But none of the neighbors from the courtyard came out, mainly because there was still a pungent smell in the courtyard, and it was the first time that the courtyard meeting that was originally held in the middle courtyard was held in the front yard.

Hosted by Liu Haizhong.

There is no big thing, it's just a small thing, so the neighbors must be careful, don't make this mistake of Yi Zhonghai falling into the toilet, let every family look after their children, Yi Zhonghai only exposed his neck when he fell, if a child of seven or eight years old fell into it, he probably would be gone.

Although the matter is a trivial matter, there is suspicion of making trouble for Yi Zhonghai.

But ask yourself and think about it.

This compound meeting was the most comfortable compound meeting held by Shazhu. When I went home at night, I took advantage of the excitement and played games with Li Xiuzhi a few times.

When Silly Zhu wants to sleep.

It was already past four o'clock in the middle of the night.

After meeting with Zhou Gongmi for three hours, Silly Zhu slowly opened his eyes amidst Li Xiuzhi's shouts, looked at the beautiful and delicious little wife in front of him, groaned, and stretched vigorously.

tired!
Weary and exhausted.

Feeling weak.

The strengths and weaknesses of the two sides were immediately revealed. In the first three or four days, it was the silly Zhu who called Li Xiuzhi to get up and told her that she was going to work and where to put her breakfast, so that Li Xiuzhi could eat it while it was hot. At that time, the silly Zhu was full of energy. This time, it was Li Xiuzhi who called the silly Zhu to get up and go to work.

Meaning a little depressed.

open the door.

Just a few breaths of fresh air.

Then I smelled that stench.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai's clothes hanging on the wire in the middle courtyard, Sha Zhu didn't say anything, and walked to work. As soon as he left the middle courtyard, his eyes lit up.

Drowsiness meets the pillow.

He actually ran into Xu Damao.

He was not polite, and sat down on the back of the bicycle, making a urging sound from his mouth.

"Xu Damao, hurry up."

Xu Damao pedaled his bicycle.

He rode towards the rolling mill with a silly pillar on his back.

"Xu Damao, can you hurry up, did you just not eat? Or did you go to do other things last night?"

"Silly Zhu, brother, I would like to persuade you, Ruanrou Township is not a place you should miss, look at you, it's only a few days, are you still you? Don't hang it on the wall then."

"I really lost weight?"

"Nonsense, I've lost weight visibly with the naked eye. By the way, I saw Yi Zhonghai just now. I don't think the old boy will have a good day today."

The day Shazhu and Xu Damao reconciled.

By the way, something only the two of them know.

For example, when Sha Zhu scolded Xu Damao, and Xu Damao plotted against Sha Zhu for something, or for example, the two fought because of something.

This confrontation.

Only then did I realize that some things were simply rumors.

These key things were all told by Yi Zhonghai.

The two knew that they had been tricked by Yi Zhonghai.

I don't have a good impression of Yi Zhonghai.

……

What happened to Yi Zhonghai today.

It was really hit by Xu Damao.

Answered that sentence.

Good things don't go out, bad things travel thousands of miles.

The story of the eighth-grade worker falling into the toilet spread like wind throughout the rolling mill. When Yi Zhonghai got up in the morning and went out, he felt the neighbors pointing at him, and when he arrived at the unit, he was ridiculed and ridiculed by the workers.

Four 50-year-old adult males.

He is also an eighth grade worker in a rolling mill.

I fell into the toilet.

It takes a while to talk about anything.

Some workers who were not used to Yi Zhonghai's behavior, under the banner of condolences, preached to Yi Zhonghai in various ways, such as why the body is not afraid of the shadow slanting, why the mouth grows on them, let them talk about it, what I just fell into the toilet, and I don't like you falling once and so on.

The workshop leader also asked him.

"Old Yi, I heard that you fell into the toilet? What's the matter? Is it because you have been too busy at work recently? The body is the capital of the revolution, so you can't go to work with an illness."

"At that time, my body went limp, and I suddenly lost my strength. When I woke up, I was already below."

"You are sick, why don't I arrange a few days' rest for you?"

Yi Zhonghai also had the idea of ​​avoiding it.

People are not there.

I can't hear anything you say.

You can't rush to my house and tell me.

Just as he was about to follow the workshop director's words to express his intention to take a break, he was stunned on the spot by the second half of the workshop director's words.

"At that time, I will arrange personal leave for you!"

Upon hearing this.

Yi Zhonghai had no idea of ​​resting.

He didn't want to have his wages deducted.

So he had no choice but to stay in the workshop and work in the midst of the sarcasm or sarcasm of the workers. After working for more than an hour, he opened the big tea mug next to him and found that it was empty.

There was a sigh in his mouth.

His gaze began to touch Qin Huairu.

This apprentice and daughter didn't even give her water.

"Xiao Luo."

"Master Yi, what's the matter with you?"

"Have you seen Qin Huairu?"

"Qin Huairu, I haven't seen her, but I heard that she seems to have gone to the second canteen."

Yi Zhonghai's heart.

Almost flew out of fear.

Grandma Yo.

Why did you go to the second canteen again?

The reason for falling into the toilet is because Qin Huairu went to the second canteen, do you want me to fall into the toilet again?
(End of this chapter)