Siheyuan, my silly column, picked up the script of Qinman

Chapter 44 Holding Hands and Getting Pregnant (Revised)
Seeing that Shazhu really didn't intend to bring leftovers to Jia's family.

Agreeing to take the belt was just to deal with Yi Zhonghai.

He Yushui's heart.

Finally landed.

In this battle to defend the lunch box, she won a complete victory.

Yi Zhonghai asked Shazhu to bring leftovers to help Jia's family, which was tantamount to touching He Yushui's interests. After all, all the entertaining meals and banquets that Shazhu brought back went into her stomach.

"Brother, I will repay you."

"Your admission to university is the best reward for me."

He Yushui pulled her face.

University entrance exam.

The level of knowledge seems to be a little bit worse.

"Brother, I remembered one thing. You always use excuses such as forgetting to bring it, no leftovers, and workers taking it. It's not like that. There is an excuse for not bringing leftovers."

The tone became serious.

The expression on his face also became serious.

"I thought of a way for you, you marry a wife, you marry a wife, I have a sister-in-law, Yi Zhonghai can't let you help the Jia family regardless of your wife and children, right?"

Words of rain.

Not without reason.

Marrying a daughter-in-law is the trump card to cut off all Yi Zhonghai's schemes.

It's just that Yushui underestimated Yi Zhonghai's shamelessness in this matter. Since yesterday, Sha Zhu has been suspecting that Yi Zhonghai has tampered with his blind date.

Speak ill of the woman behind his back.

I wanted to find an opportunity to inquire with those lesbians who had a blind date with Sha Zhu before, to see if Yi Zhonghai was behind the scenes.

But encountered Jia Dongxu's paralysis.

And because this matter involved the vital interests of Sha Zhu, it has been delayed until now.

Silly Zhu even had a premonition of himself.

That is his marriage, I am afraid it will not be too smooth.

At the meeting in the compound just now, Silly Zhu clearly saw the calculating eyes of Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady towards him and the rain.

Yi Zhonghai, who is in his fifties, has no extra energy and time to figure out new pensioners. He knows that Shazhu is not going to deal with him, but he has to put his thoughts on retirement on Shazhu.

Silly Zhu guessed that Yi Zhonghai was still saying bad things to the woman behind his back, and the woman would believe everything he said with the kindly good-natured face of a hypocrite.

Unless the heavens give him a daughter-in-law by air, and this daughter-in-law is pungent and assertive, it is very likely that Yi Zhonghai will trick him into divorcing him.

The matter of marrying a wife.

A long way to go.

Seeing the sad look on Sha Zhu's face, Yu Shui mistakenly thought that Sha Zhu was questioning her matchmaking ability, so she opened her mouth and said, "I'll introduce my classmate to you and let her be my sister-in-law."

"Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests."

"Brother, you're just old thinking. Why don't rabbits eat the grass beside the nest? I'm so hungry, and the grass in front of the nest grows well. What's wrong with the rabbit eating a few mouthfuls? It's not like the grass doesn't grow anymore."

"I did not mean that."

"I know what you mean, I just think my classmate is not good-looking. Let me tell you, my classmate looks like a fairy in the painting. Her name is Yu Haitang, and the person Yan Xiecheng of the third master's family had a blind date a few days ago is named Yu Li's, you and Yu Haitang are cousins, are you tempted?"

"It's your classmate's six words, I think this matter is unreliable."

Stupid perfunctory words.

He Yushui misunderstood, thinking that Shazhu likes mature women, so he set his mind on the female teacher who taught her Chinese and had been divorced for several years.

"You don't like young lesbians. It seems that I can only introduce you to my teacher. Female junior, holding gold bricks, you are 26, my teacher is 29, divorced a few years ago, her ex-husband took a son, she took a daughter .”

The more He Yushui talked, the more he lost his integrity.

It must be that there is no fence to guard the door.

Say anything.

"When the two of you get married, it means that you have picked up a six or seven-year-old girl for nothing. I have seen her girl before. She looks pink and is very fun. If you marry her, it means that you will be in place in one step. You will have someone who calls you your father." Girl, save yourself trouble."

"Yu Shui, don't worry about my affairs."

"Don't worry if you don't worry about it. It's you who married a daughter-in-law anyway."

He Yushui seemed to be angry.

actually not.

She was still playing with her little girl in her heart, thinking of finding an opportunity to call the Chinese teacher to her home under the pretext of studying, and let Sha Zhu hold hands with her.

As for why hold hands.

It was because He Yushui heard from her classmate Yu Haitang that when a man held hands with a woman, the woman would conceive a child.

He Yushui, who is convinced of this, believes that as long as Shazhu holds hands with her teacher, her teacher will have a child, which is equivalent to the fact that he has cooked raw rice and cooked rice, and he will have no choice but to marry.

It never occurred to her that this was a nonsense.

Otherwise, Yi Zhonghai and his wife have been holding hands for so many years, why didn't they have no children all the time, and they still planned to get someone to help them provide for the elderly.

It can't be that they haven't held hands!

"You should study hard. It's important for me to get into college." After begging a boring idiot, remembering that I didn't know some words, with an open-minded attitude of learning, I asked He Yushui for advice seriously, "Yushui, I want to ask you something. , how do you recognize the characters you don’t know?”

Still thinking about how to get Sha Zhu and the female teacher to hold hands with the pregnant He Yushui.

Without even thinking about it, he gave a bad move.

"When you go to bed at night, put the book under the pillow and sleep. If you don't know the words, you will know them the next day."

"I'm not as stupid as you."

Silly stand up.

Come to the door.

He made up a reason for going to the toilet towards Yushui, and under the attention of He Yushui's eyes, he ran directly to the deaf old lady's house in the backyard.

A sheep is herding.

The two sheep are also driven.

Anyway, Yi Zhonghai was already offended at tonight's compound meeting, so he simply put things into practice, and tried to test the deaf old lady by bringing leftovers to Jia's family.

some things.

It can't be done by Yi Zhonghai alone.

Regarding Yi Zhonghai playing tricks to prevent Shazhu from getting married, Shazhu vaguely felt that the deaf old lady should know something.

know.

reminded.

Silly Zhu didn't pay attention.

That's the responsibility of Sha Zhu, he doesn't resent the deaf old lady.

Knowing the inside story but pretending to be ignorant, and being taken care of by Sha Zhu for so many years for no reason, it shows that she is just a rock and cannot warm her heart at all.

if the latter one.

Silly Zhu will not stick his hot face to the cold butt of the deaf old lady in the days to come.

All are people.

You deaf old lady is worth more than us.

Arrived in front of the deaf old lady's house.

Knocked on the door.

Wait for the word "please come in" to come from the house.

Silly Zhu pushed the door open and walked in.

When the deaf old lady saw Sha Zhu coming to find her, her wrinkled face was obviously a little flustered, and a trace of strangeness with unknown meaning flashed in her eyes.

(End of this chapter)