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Chapter 101 Dog slave, are you playing tricks on me again? (three more)
"The humble job is here to treat the eldest princess."

Lin Qian put down his bow and arrow, bowed to salute Princess Yong'an, replied, and winked at her.

Sure enough, women are unreliable, you have to rely on yourself.

The eldest princess was taken aback, she didn't expect Lin Qian to answer this way, but thinking of the calming and nourishing pills that Lin Qian offered just now, there seemed to be nothing wrong with saying that.

Princess Yong'an rested her anger for a while, thinking of her order yesterday, her peach blossom eyes glanced between Lin Qian and the eldest princess, with some doubts in her eyes.

But seeing that the eldest princess did not object, she instantly turned from anger to joy, showing a smug smile.

"→_→"

Seeing Yong'an who suddenly changed his face, the eldest princess also showed a puzzled expression, she felt as if there was something she didn't know.

"Wencheng, now Lin Qian is mine. He has accepted my badge and has agreed to play for me."

However, Yong'an was not going to let the eldest princess go just like that. Although Lin Qian said that he was treating the eldest princess, looking at the performance of the eldest princess, it seemed that the treatment was not enough.

"A good bird chooses a tree to live in. I am not like some people who want the horse to run without giving the horse grass. I am much more generous!"

Princess Yong'an came to Lin Qian's side, first gave Lin Qian a hard look, as if she was blaming Lin Qian for not going to greet him before coming over, then put her hands on her hips, confronting the eldest princess tit for tat.

"You want my people to treat you, yes, but you have to ask me."

The eldest princess glanced at Lin Qian in surprise. She didn't expect Lin Qian to make Yongan point the finger at her with just a word. This trick was really flawless and silent, which made her a little confused.

But she doesn't need to know why.

She just looked at Yong'an with a half-smile, confident.

This look made Yong'an instantly furious and furious, but seeing the heroic look of the eldest princess in all her clothes and holding a bow and arrow, she was immediately frightened. Over the years, she has been beaten a lot, and she thought silently, "Is it still possible today?" If there is a big matter, I am too lazy to have the same knowledge as Wen Cheng."

Then he looked at Lin Qian, "Slave dog, why don't you go with me?"

For a moment, the eyes of the two princesses fell on Lin Qian.

Alexander, in a dilemma...

Lin Qian didn't move, and didn't dare to move, and said in a low voice, "Your Highness, the humble job is from the Imperial Hospital, and your allegiance is to Your Majesty!"

"To shut up!"

The two princesses spoke at the same time.

Lin Qian was silent. He finally understood that a slap couldn't be slapped, Yong'an was delicate and willful, and the eldest princess was domineering and domineering. It was absolutely impossible to compromise.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Qian had already made a decision.

Looking at Princess Yong'an, he said, "Forgive me, Your Royal Highness, but I still need to provide further medical treatment for His Royal Highness."

The answer was very tactful, but the attitude was very clear.

Princess Yong'an looked at Lin Qian in disbelief, her eyes were misty, she bit her lips tightly without knowing it.

She lost to Wen Cheng again, and she also lost such a big face. When did she, who is so proud and arrogant, suffer this kind of grievance?
Without saying anything, Princess Yong'an gave Lin Qian a heartbroken look, then turned and walked outside Wencheng Palace.

Lin Qian didn't look too much, he looked as if he had already made a choice and dismissed Princess Yong'an.

"Your Highness may wish to try the Anshen Yangqi Pill carefully prepared by your subordinates."

Lin Qian made a proud appearance of asking for credit, and looked at the medicine bottle in the hand of the maid beside him.

The eldest princess was in a good mood at this time, she didn't even refute, but took the medicine bottle from the hand of the maid, uncorked the bottle and smelled it, then poured out a pill and swallowed it.

The reason why she smelled it was just a subconscious action. She didn't believe that Lin Qian would dare to poison in the palace. Judging from Lin Qian's dying performance yesterday, he didn't seem like a guy who was not afraid of death. .

puff……

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

The eldest princess blushed instantly.

Not long after swallowing the pill, she let out an earth-shattering fart.

It's the kind of real loud fart that can't be held back by any etiquette education!
This is not normal.

The eldest princess looked at Lin Qian instantly, her eyes narrowed slightly.

Murderous!
"Your Highness forgive me!"

Lin Qian quickly knelt down on the ground, "Just now, my subordinate forgot to tell His Highness that the Anshen Yangqi Pill contains medicines that help the intestinal peristalsis and digestion. This is also part of the treatment."

goo goo...

The eldest princess could clearly feel that her belly was wriggling violently. At this time, she had a strong urge to go to the toilet.

"Lin Qian, I'm going to kill you!"

The screams rang out, shaking Wencheng Palace, even Princess Yong'an, who had just walked out of Wencheng Palace, heard it.

She looked back at the palace behind her curiously, of course she could tell that the voice just now belonged to the eldest princess.

But isn't Lin Qian her loyal dog?

Why did she want to kill Lin Qian again?
But it's okay, just kill that dog slave!

"Your Highness, don't get angry, or the feeling will be even stronger, so hurry up and find a place..."

"I will resign from the humble position first, and come back tomorrow to greet His Highness."

After finishing speaking, Lin Qian ran out of Wencheng Palace as if fleeing.

Behind her, the eldest princess clutched her belly, feeling ashamed and angry, her eyes spit fire, and finally hurried to the toilet.

After realizing that there was no little eunuch chasing him out to kill him, Lin Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief. Half of today's catastrophe was over.

Next...

After leaving the Wencheng Palace, Lin Qian lifted the hem of the official mansion, and ran frantically towards the Yong'an Palace with his feet.

It took less than a minute for him to catch up with the fiery red figure, without blushing or panting.

"Fourth Highness, please stay."

Lin Qian shouted loudly.

However, the fiery figure in front of him walked even faster.

However, at Lin Qian's speed at this time, he was already stopped in front of Princess Yong'an in the blink of an eye.

"Slave dog, what are you going to do? Do you want to molest me again?"

Princess Yong'an glared at Lin Qian coldly.

"O__O'"

This word again, seems to be used inappropriately, right?

However, Lin Qian didn't bother with these details. Looking at the tears on Princess Yong'an's face, he was secretly stunned, good guy, this psychological endurance is too bad, right?
"Your Highness has misunderstood the humble position. The humble position is loyal to His Highness and has no second thoughts."

Lin Qian was determined that Princess Yong'an was much easier to deal with than Princess Chang.

"Dog slave, are you playing tricks on me again?"

Princess Yong'an glared angrily, but she didn't have much killing intent in her heart. It can be seen that she was so angry before that she went crazy and wanted to kill Lin Qian.

Lin Qian sighed disinterestedly, "Perhaps in the eyes of His Highness, Humble Job is a despicable and shameless traitor."

"In that case, Your Highness will take back this waist card."

"Is not it?"

Princess Yong'an was still angry.

Lin Qian looked affectionately at the jade pendant in his hand, "Your Highness is a man of discernment, otherwise he would not have given me the badge. A man who is a confidant dies, and His Highness treats me as a scholar of the country. How can a humble person know what is good or bad?"

"Then why didn't you come with me just now?"

Princess Yong'an was somewhat moved by Lin Qian's sincerity, and she decided to give Lin Qian a chance to explain.

"Your Highness doesn't know, the reason why I am so humble is that I just want to vent my anger on His Highness."

"The humble job is a bitter trick. Otherwise, Her Highness the Eldest Princess is extremely cunning and would not be fooled. If the humble job doesn't deal with it like that, I won't be able to vent my anger on Your Highness."

As he spoke, Lin Qian looked at the two maids next to Princess Yong'an.

Princess Yong'an understood and waved her hand to make the two maids back away.

The two court ladies stared at Lin Qian with wide eyes, and the idiom "a beauty is a disaster" couldn't help but pop up in their minds.

Lin Qian continued, "The humble staff added something special to the eldest princess's medicine. At this time, she is probably already squatting in the toilet until her feet are numb."

"If Your Highness doesn't mind, you can go with your subordinates to see the eldest princess and laugh at her in front of her face!"

The scream she heard when she walked out of Wencheng Palace came to Princess Yong'an's mind, and everything matched what Lin Qian said.

Thinking of the scene where the eldest princess had diarrhea in the latrine, the cloud suddenly cleared and the rain turned into a smile, and she completely believed in Lin Qian.

"No, no, it stinks, I don't want to go see it!"

Princess Yong'an waved her hands, jumped up and down, and walked briskly towards Yong'an Palace.

This catastrophe has passed most of it, Lin Qian sighed, I am pure and good, but this cannibalistic society forced me to take such a path.

I was not such a person, but you became a strange person because of you.

"Do you want to follow?"

Just as Lin Qian was reflecting on himself, Princess Yong'an's crisp voice came from a distance, as if she was smiling at him.

　Thanks to "Wenchen Wujiang" and "Zhao Deyou" for the reward of 100 coins, and thanks to "Yu who really loves you" for the reward of 900 coins!
　　
　
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