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Chapter 138 Wanmin Blood Book, Expel Lin Yun! ?

Tottenham had no power to fight back, but Arsenal still didn't want to let them go, and were still actively launching an offensive. Tottenham's blood was finally aroused, and the two sides began to play offensive football.

In the 58th minute, Norton made a cross from the right, Szesny struck out to catch the ball and dropped it, and Chadley's shot in front of the small penalty area was slightly missed.

In the 60th minute, Chamberlain made a cross from the right side of the penalty area, and Giroud volleyed from the edge of the penalty area and hit the goalkeeper's arms.

In the 62nd minute, Ben Taleb made a pass from the left, and Adebayor's header from the small penalty area missed the right post...

Tottenham urgently needed to score a goal to save face, and replaced three offensive players in a row, including Paulinho, Sigurdsson, and Kane.

In order to prepare for the focus of the battle with Chelsea in a few days, Arsenal also began to replace the core players. Modric and Arteta went to the bench one after another. Only Podolski, who was going to replace Lin Yun, was still on the sidelines.

"Podolski is ready to play. If there is no accident, he should replace Lin Yun, but Lin Yun has already completed a hat-trick of assists and scored twice. Wenger obviously wants to be an adult, and let Lin Yun perform a hat-trick of goals before leaving the field. However, he should not give much time. It depends on whether Lin Yun can grasp it..."

Almost the whole world knows Wenger's thoughts, and it is naturally impossible for Tottenham's players on the field not to know.

There was an exaggerated scene on the court.

Three players were standing around Lin Yun, and once he received the ball, he was immediately surrounded by five big guys.

If it was normal, Lin Yun would be able to help his teammates create a threat with a casual pass, but the problem is that now he also wants to make another one, so the scene is a bit awkward.

Even so, no one dared to say that he was selfish, after all, the three assists were already there.

Wenger shook his head, feeling that's it, ready to let Podolski go up next time the ball is dead.

Now it is not a question of whether Lin Yun can score again, but a question of whether he can end up healthy under the siege of many Tottenham players.

Lin Yun also shook his head, feeling a little angry.

As for?
I just want to score a goal, what's wrong with me?

At this time, anyone who is a bit sane will not pass the ball to Lin Yun anymore, but Rosicky still habitually picks the ball to Lin Yun after getting the ball.

I only regret it after passing it on, my fucking feet are faster than my brain.

The football fell, and before Lin Yun could catch it, Kabul, Norton, Sandro, Ben Taleb, and Danny Rose surrounded him from all directions.

Even Tottenham fans couldn't help but be stunned.

This ball is dead as soon as it is caught.

Lin Yun didn't dare to stop the ball anymore, and directly turned his back to the goal and slammed the ball behind him, kicking the ball out of the encirclement.

Then turn around and choose the position between Kabul and Norton to break through.

Among the five people, only Danny Rose chose to chase the ball. Kabul and Norton approached each other immediately and quickly closed the door. Sandro and Bentaleb stretched out their claws to Lin Yun at the same time, ready to pull.

The referee has long been on the sidelines, and the whistle is in his mouth early.

Just when Sandro and Ben Taleb's hands were about to grab the clothes, Lin Yun suddenly turned around and ran, breaking out from between the two of them.

The four were caught off guard, and Lin Yun had already rushed out of the encirclement by the time they realized it.

On the other side, Danny Rose is getting closer and closer to football.

When he was considering whether to kick the ball to the goalkeeper or stop the ball and turn around to deal with it slowly, various exclamations suddenly came from his ears.

There are teammates and there are spectators.

"careful!"

"he came!"

"Lin is behind you!!!"

"Lin is behind me?" Danny Rose felt like he was listening to a joke.

Four f*cking people can't put you down? !
Surprised and even horrified, Danny Rose rushed to the football at the fastest speed in his life, and was about to kick the ball to the goalkeeper when a huge force suddenly came from his side.

Lin Yun rolled over from his side like a tank.

What's even more ridiculous is that this tank also has the speed of a Ferrari...

Danny Rose was abruptly pushed aside, looking helplessly at the back of Lin Yunjuechen leaving.

Lin Yun took the ball to the goal.

Lori left the goal, Lin Yun didn't hesitate, and directly kicked a wonderful spoon lob.

"GOAL!!! Tottenham still failed to prevent Lin Yun from completing the miracle of double hats!
They have tried their best, but unfortunately, the earthlings still lost to the aliens this time..."

Lin Yun ran to the sidelines and performed a kneeling gliding ten meters away.

Wenger applauded calmly, and at the same time pushed Podolski, indicating that he can play.

"With 33 league goals and 9 assists, Lin Yun is only one away from the Premier League single-season personal historical scoring record, and one assist away from the double-double. Unfortunately, Wenger still replaced him.

The next game is nothing to miss for Arsenal, because it is not only Wenger's 2th game in charge of the Gunners, but also a head-to-head matchup between the top of the league standings and No.[-] in the standings!

If they can beat Chelsea, then Arsenal will be able to further widen the gap between the two sides, strive to win the championship early, and put all their energy into the Champions League..."

Tottenham failed to make any more waves, and the game ended 0-6.

In the past one and a half seasons, four consecutive North London derby games have turned into massacres. The total score of the two sides in these four games has reached an outrageous 4-18!

The chief director is almost always Lin Yun.

9 goals, 5 assists, well-deserved derby killer, Tottenham nemesis.

It's always a joy to beat a bitter rival, and the Gunners fans went out of their way to taunt Tottenham.

They put up slogans of "0-6" and "18-2" on the streets of London, and released highlights of these games on the Internet.

For a time, Tottenham almost became the laughing stock of the entire England.

And that's not all.

Soon some fans discovered that there was still a mockery of Tottenham hidden on Arsenal's official website.

"Some fans found that as long as they log in to the online shop of Arsenal's official website, if they don't select any items, when they click on the shopping cart logo, it will display the words 'your shopping cart is as empty as Tottenham's trophy cabinet'.

Tottenham have not won any trophy since defeating Chelsea to win the League Cup in 2008, while Arsenal have won 11 championships, including 4 FA Cups, 4 Community Shield Cups, a UEFA Super Cup, a Club World Cup, and a Champions League!
Arsenal fans applauded the incident, saying: "It's very unmannered, but I like it..."

The Tottenham fans couldn't bear it and quickly counterattacked.

In addition to criticizing Arsenal's approach, they also came up with a show operation: they took the lead in a petition and asked the FA to expel Lin Yun!
The reason is simple, because they have sufficient evidence to prove that this dog is not a human being, but a robot.

A real goal machine.

"Since joining Arsenal, Lin Yun can be described as omnipotent.

There is no need to elaborate on his statistics. I believe that anyone who pays a little attention to the Premier League and the Champions League, or anyone who knows something about professional football, knows how many miracles this young man has created in the past two years.

It can be said that the Premier League and Champions League champions are still full of suspense, but the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot have already determined their ownership.

Lin's terrifying performance has already caused panic among other teams in the Premier League.

After Arsenal defeated Tottenham by another big score, a Tottenham fan launched a petition on the Internet, asking the FA to completely ban Lin Yun!

He felt that Lin Yun was a robot, and it was immoral and illegal to participate in human competitions!
Unexpectedly, his petition was quickly supported by other people. In just one day, more than 80 netizens have joined the petition team, and this number is still growing..."

Inexplicably, Lin Yun turned from an All-British idol to an All-British public enemy!

Only two people have received this treatment.

One is Beckham. His stupid foul in the 98 World Cup made him a street rat in England. If it weren't for Ferguson's escort, Beckham might not be able to bear the pressure and retire early;
The other is Ronaldo, because a winking action in the 2006 World Cup put him on the opposite side of the entire England.

In the end, both of them completed their redemption with outstanding performances and became the legends of the Premier League. But the nonsense is that Lin Yun is now boycotted by the fans of the entire Premier League because of his outstanding performance...

Not to mention Lin Yun was dumbfounded, even Wenger and Mendes, who had been in the arena for decades, were also dumbfounded.

What is this new way of playing?
Everyone thought it was just for fun at first, but they didn't expect that the incident would intensify and gradually become a world anecdote.

Too many people responded!
If the expulsion of Lin Yun was just an unreasonable trouble by Tottenham fans at the beginning, then it has become the common wish of the other [-] Premier League teams to expel this guy from the Premier League.

Fans from other leagues watched closely, eating melons with their real names.

"Fuck, hurry up! I've been waiting for this day!"

"Welcome to La Liga!"

"If Lin Yun is really kicked out of the Premier League, shouldn't we thank Tottenham for the divine assist..."

"Hahaha, Paris has expressed its position, welcome Lin Yun to join Ligue [-]..."

"My big Chinese Super League expresses the urgent need for Lin Huang to help the poor and rectify."

Instead of treating the incident as a public relations crisis, Mendes did the opposite: smacking the floor and fanning the flames.

Everyone knows that the FA cannot satisfy the desire of the fans. This kind of news will only make Lin Yun's reputation to a higher level, making people who don't pay attention to football or know Lin Yun can't help but start paying attention to this person, and even add a magical color to Lin Yun's career.

There is profit and no harm.

Under his instigation, driving Lin Yun out of the Premier League is no longer enough to satisfy everyone's appetite. A Liverpool fan took "Killing Lin Yun out of the UK" as a new slogan.

He believes that the appearance of Lin Yun has seriously affected the mental health of British fans. In order to protect these millions of fans, everyone must take action to jointly boycott Lin Yun and expel him from England.

Immediately afterwards, a Manchester United fan also sent a petition saying that the appearance of Lin Yun has seriously affected the fairness of the game, and it is the best choice to drive him out of England.

And this time no one was on their side.

What the hell, this year's World Cup, you expel Lin Yun?Head watts? !

The wind reversed instantly.

Lin Yun did not respond from the beginning to the end.

He has bigger things to worry about now.

Top 10 Premier League goals of the week...

"Among the best goals of the week officially selected by the Premier League, Arsenal striker Lin Yun scored three goals in a hat-trick in the North London Derby and won the top three..."

"Congratulations on completing the challenge mission, you have obtained the characteristic Graceful Pause (the only one, Bergkamp), please pay attention to check."

"call……"

After the elegant pause, Lin Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief.

There are not [-] or [-] ball-stopping masters in world football, but when it comes to the top players among them, Bergkamp is definitely a name that cannot be avoided.

Not only can it stop all kinds of difficult passes precisely where you want to stop, but it can also be perfectly connected with the next action, and even be linked to keywords such as "pleasing to the eye", "picturesque", "artwork"...

In the training match preparing for Chelsea, no one else noticed anything unusual, but Wenger was the first to notice something was wrong.

This hairy kid is imitating Bergkamp? ? ?
The professor was forced to show a white question mark face abruptly.

Although Lin Yun showed a very perverted sense of the ball and is also top-notch in stopping the ball, Bergkamp's stopping the ball is also ranked number one in the entire football history. Can this be learned?
At first he thought that Lin Yun was just learning to play, and it would be nice to be able to imitate his appearance, but he didn't expect that the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became.

This child seems to have not only learned the essence, but also has the meaning of being greener than blue...

Wenger could only shake his head, saying see you soon, turned around and boarded the handjob to Switzerland.

Before starting with Chelsea, there is one more important thing to do.

Champions League quarter-final draw.

After the North London Derby, the other eighth-final games have been played, and Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United, and Dortmund have successfully advanced.

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The draw at this stage will no longer set seed teams, and teams from the same country do not need to avoid... The final final will be held at the Stadium of Light on May 5, local time in Lisbon...

Except for Paris Saint-Germain and Atletico Madrid, all the teams that entered the quarter-finals this time have won the Champions League. They have won the Big Ears Cup 23 times in total...

The first to be drawn by Figo was Barcelona, ​​and the opponent was Atletico Madrid, which resulted in a civil war in La Liga;
Next is Real Madrid, Figo's other old club, and their opponent is Borussia Dortmund, which kept them out of the semi-finals last season;
Then Paris Saint-Germain, their opponent is the blue team Chelsea;

The last matchup left is naturally Manchester United vs. Arsenal, another civil war. "

The result of the draw was announced, and the whole of Manchester was devastated.

In the past, to be precise, before 2012, drawing Arsenal was definitely the top draw for Manchester United.

But now, Arsenal is definitely the opponent they don't want to face.

There were two duels this season, the first time they lost 0-6 at home, which was a match for Tottenham; the second time they made progress in the away game, only to win 3-0.
If the score is 9 in the league, how much will it be in the Champions League?

Manchester United fans dare not think.

Of course, it doesn't matter whether Manchester United fans are happy or not, the FA is happy anyway.

"In the 2010-2011 season, Tottenham, Chelsea and Manchester United entered the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League together. The only one who lost the chain was Arsenal, but they lost to the final champion Barcelona in the quarter-finals, which is not a shame.

The Premier League originally hoped that a local team could dominate Wembley at home. Unfortunately, Barcelona at its peak eventually swept Manchester United to win the trophy.

Since then, La Liga and Bundesliga have started to rise wildly. Everyone thought that the Premier League would sink, but they didn't expect them to rise against the wind.

In the 2011-2012 season, the two Premier League teams stopped in the group stage. After the round of 16, Arsenal also began to fall behind, leaving Chelsea alone.

However, the Blues went all the way to the Allianz Arena when they were not optimistic all the way, and beat Bayern to win the first Champions League trophy in the club's history.

Last season's Champions League proved the strength of the Premier League.

Although Manchester City and Chelsea were eliminated in the group stage, and Manchester United also fell into the sand in the round of 16, Arsenal unexpectedly sang all the way and finally aspired to the top.

After Chelsea was eliminated from the Champions League group stage, they dominated the Europa League and defeated Benfica in the final to win the trophy.

This season, three Premier League teams once again appeared in the Champions League quarter-finals.

Although the civil war between Manchester United and Arsenal is regrettable, on the other hand, this at least guarantees a place in the semi-finals.

There is no doubt that an unprecedented Premier League prosperity has arrived..."

Interestingly, Manchester United, Chelsea, and Arsenal have entered the quarter-finals of the Champions League at the same time. Manchester United and Arsenal will meet in the quarter-finals, while Chelsea will soon meet Arsenal in the Premier League.

Arsenal have not fallen since reaching the top of the standings. They are still 6 points ahead of Chelsea, which has played one more game. However, the gap between Chelsea and No.3 Manchester City and No.4 Liverpool is very small.

Mourinho is determined to mess up Wenger's thousand games.

Wenger has expressed emotion more than once: Fortunately, I have Lin Yun...

Because without Lin Yun, it is impossible for him to win the Champions League, and naturally it is impossible to have the UEFA Super Cup and the Club World Cup, and it is impossible for him to still occupy the top spot in the Premier League.

However, what he didn't know was that apart from these, in another time and space without Lin Yun, he would suffer a great humiliation in his career today.

In his thousandth game in charge of Arsenal, he was beaten 6-0 by Mourinho's team!

"1000 games! Whether it is for players or for coaches, this is an extremely great number!

Arsene Wenger spent 1996 years at Arsenal starting in October 10.

In the 999 games he coached Arsenal, he led the team to a 62% winning rate, won 1 Champions League title, 1 European Super Cup title, 1 Club World Cup title, 3 League titles, 4 FA Cup titles.

He said that he did not expect to stay at Arsenal for so long, "I was always focused on the next game, and I didn't even notice that I had played so many games. When you look back at all of this, you will find that I have indeed achieved some achievements, but I will continue to focus on the next game. '

It is reported that Wenger's contract with Arsenal expires at the end of this season, and he has not yet renewed his contract with the team, but British media revealed that Arsenal will give Wenger a new three-year contract with an annual salary of 3 million pounds.

Wenger also confirmed that he has no intention of leaving the team, 'I will be loyal to Arsenal, I have no intention of going anywhere else, if Arsenal give me a contract, I will not have any hesitation, I think this will be settled soon. '"

The British media attaches great importance to the milestone of the professor's thousand games. The "Times" also used a lot of space to list Arsenal's strongest lineup during Wenger's coaching period.

"The professor has cultivated many superstar players in nearly a quarter of a century, so in his 18 years of coaching career, what will be the best lineup?
Based on the opinions of many readers, this newspaper has ranked Arsenal's strongest 4-4-2 lineup during Wenger's coaching period, as follows:
Goalkeeper: Seaman.

If there was a choice of one of the better goalkeepers in Arsenal's history, it would be Seaman.

Although there have been many embarrassing experiences in the World Cup, Arsenal fans are definitely unwilling to criticize Seaman, because he not only helped Arsenal win the championship, but also helped other young Arsenal players...

Defenders: Campbell, Adams, Keown, Ashley Cole;
A defensive line that can attack and defend well, you could say they're perfect...

Midfielders: Ljungberg, Vieira, Fabregas, Pires;
Strength, hardness, creativity, control, this is the legendary dream-level midfielder...

Forwards: Henry, Lin Yun.

To select the best striker in Arsenal's history, Henry is absolutely well-deserved.

So the remaining question is to choose Bergkamp or choose Van Persie?Lin Yun or Bergkamp?
Obviously, the Spurs fans gave us the best answer.

They can't wait to expel Lin Yun from the Premier League just because he made them feel the deepest fear..."

The disciples also sent blessings to Wenger. Before the game against Chelsea, Arsenal chairman Keswick also presented Wenger with the thousand-match trophy at the training ground.

This is a golden cannon, symbolizing the Gunners, symbolizing Arsenal.

Old rival Ferguson also expressed his nostalgia to Wenger in the interview.

"Congratulations to Arsene Wenger for reaching this milestone. I admire his dedication, leading the team back to the top again and again, and the sacrifices he made for the team. I enjoyed playing many fantastic games against his team..."

Wenger also paid tribute to this, "Ferguson's blessing means a lot to me. He knows how difficult it is to be a Premier League coach. You need to keep winning and play well to satisfy the fans."

And when the two showed sympathy for each other here, their other old opponent, Mourinho, expressed dismissiveness.

Magic Bird once said that Wenger was a voyeur, and described Wenger's 18-year career as a "failure expert" without much meaning: "Even if he doesn't win, he won't be fired."

For Mourinho, Wenger is also not very angry, "I can't be friends with him, I just want to win the game, just like rugby, the two sides will not say hello before going out, it is just a battle."

Mourinho also acknowledged this, "We are indeed not friends, and no one will become friends with someone who only meets three times a year."

Apparently, like every match between Mourinho's Chelsea and Wendell's Arsenal, the battle had already started before both sides stepped onto the pitch...

(End of this chapter)