Invincible Haaland at the start

Chapter 24 Wish Tottenham Happy Children's Day

Everyone who is watching this game thinks they are dazzled.

13 minutes, 0-3.

This is almost an opening that can only be played by world-class teams and amateur teams, but now it is happening before my eyes.

To be fair, if you want to find two groups in this world that are most capable of accepting bizarre events, then Internet readers and football fans can definitely rank in the top two, but the difference is that the former are all kinds of people who are attracted by dog ​​authors. The wonderful brain hole was trained, but the latter was forced out of various football stories that were off the scale in reality.

But at this moment, even the most experienced fans have to admit that their situation is still small.

Damn it wasn't that bad when the Chinese team played Brazil, okay?
The sound of the White Hart Lane, which was still noisy just now, has been reduced to an unknown degree. Many fans of the home team have even begun to defect, greeting their defenders with the most gentle national quintessence.

The Arsenal fans seemed to be celebrating the new year ahead of schedule, whether they were on the spot or watching the live broadcast off the field, they laughed, sang and danced.

The whole city of London seems to be split into two halves, one side is celebrating the festival, and the other side is going through the catastrophe.

Some Tottenham players are still protesting the attack just now, thinking that Lin Yun's quick free kick is nonsense and the goal should be invalidated. It is best to give this messy brat a red card.

Vertonghen was the most excited, and sprayed the referee's face with saliva, as if he wanted to eat him raw.

The referee was so frightened that he backed away again and again, and was about to retreat to the sidelines before he suddenly reacted.

I'm the judge, I'm the referee, I'm afraid you're a ball of yarn?

The topaz card was immediately pulled out, and it hit Vertonghen hard on the head.

"Vertonghen was warned by a yellow card. He was too excited. There should be no problem with Lin Yun's quick serve. Vertonghen would rather blame himself than himself. If he hadn't fouled, this free kick would not have existed...or should it be? , if he doesn't foul, he will have nothing to do with Lin Yun?"

The Arsenal players gathered around the three heroes to celebrate, and Lin Yun suddenly received a system prompt.

"Submission [-] has been released, please check it out."

"Ok?"

The first side task is to become the first shooter in the Arsenal team.

Arsenal's current top scorer is Theo Walcott, who has played for the Gunners for 7 years. He has played 242 times for Arsenal and scored 54 goals.

Lin Yun only managed to score 8 goals for the Gunners now, and this task is still uncertain for a while. He thought that the second branch task was a similar long-term task, but unexpectedly, the time was extremely tight.

"Sub-quest [-]: Good memories.

Task description: Help Arsenal lead Tottenham by more than 20 goals (including 5 goals) within 5 minutes, and give all Tottenham people a good memory.

Task Difficulty: Three and a half stars.

Mission Reward: Characteristics*1."

"..."

If it was before this game, Lin Yun would definitely feel that the system was teasing him, but now, it doesn't seem impossible.

The difficulty of the task is only three and a half stars, which probably means that Tottenham have not yet recovered from their bewilderment. If Nana works hard, it is not impossible to shoot them twice.

Thinking of this, he quickly gestured for everyone to be quiet.

The face of the worst rookie in the history of the Premier League still has to be given, and everyone immediately quieted down.

"Guys, let's give them a good memory." Lin Yun glanced at everyone, "Since they scored three in ten minutes, it's not too much for us to score five or six in 10 minutes?"

"Fake squid, you are so ruthless!"

"Not too much, not too much."

"Very reasonable, very reasonable."

"...I think the most important thing we should do now is how to face Tottenham's counterattack."

"Ask the boss?"

"What are you asking? Didn't you see what they were afraid of? What are you waiting for if you don't take the opportunity to die at this time? Remember, we are gunmen, not philanthropists!"

"Take action, enough is enough, I must have a share of tomorrow's headlines!"

Tottenham are still dawdling, and obviously haven't come out of the blow, but Arsenal have already set up their positions in a hurry, and they all look like they have eaten a small blue chip, and they are alive and well.

Bell looked at the murderous enemy on the opposite side, and then at the lifeless teammates around him, a sense of powerlessness suddenly surged out.

Maybe... it's really time to leave?

Wenger on the sidelines was equally sentimental.

How long has he not seen such an Arsenal?
Three years, five years, or eight years?

He is not sure whether this change was brought about by Lin Yun, but at least he can be sure that this kind of recovery did appear slowly after Lin Yun's arrival.

So, this kid is not only a sharp knife like Henry, but also has the potential to become a spiritual leader like Zidane and Maradona?

Wenger was once again thankful, thankful that he appeared there that day, and thankful that he discovered this treasure child one step earlier than Ferguson.

The game started again under the eager eyes of Nana's generals.

Some people's worries were unfounded. Instead of counterattacking, Tottenham played cautiously and kept dawdling in the backcourt.

The Nana attack group headed by Lin Yun launched a frenzied high-position press. Even the guards were itchy and quickly pressed up.

Tottenham finally made a mistake under this suffocating pressure.

Walker's passing strength was too small, and Monreal, who saw through the ball, successfully intercepted it.

The ball came to Arsenal's feet.

Lin Yun was the first to rush into the penalty area, and Walcott and Cazorla also outflanked them from the left and right sides, and Tottenham's penalty area was immediately in danger.

The football was passed to Wilshere, and the small threat and Ramsey made two consecutive ones and passed the ball into the penalty area.

Dawson and Vertonghen were obviously a lot timid in the penalty area, and they were actually blocked by Lin Yun when they teamed up.

Lin Yun thought he didn't have the ability to dance on the blade, and the moment he received the ball, he knocked it sideways, then turned around, and went straight to the goal.

Cazorla immediately kicked a pass.

Lori watched Lin Yun's every move all the time, and saw through their cooperative routine the moment Lin Yun passed the ball, and chose to attack almost as soon as Cazorla passed the ball.

The football fell between Luo Li and Lin Yun. Lin Yun didn't have time to make adjustments, so he jumped up vigorously and shook his head fiercely to attack the goal.

"... Cazorla picked a pass in front of the goal, Lloris attacked, Lin Yun headed the goal!! Unfortunately, the header was too straight, and the football was lifted off the crossbar by Lloris! Arsenal's offensive was like a wave, Tottenham There is a lot of danger, if this continues, the score will soon become 0-4."

When Lin Yun headed the ball, he knew that the ball was likely to fly, so he didn't feel much disappointment.

Just hit it again.

Boas was furious on the sidelines, wishing to pull down a few puppet-like defenders to light up sky lanterns, but after turning his head to look at his bench, he could only continue to drag on like this.

The hot chicken defender in his eyes is not really that bad, at least now Lin Yun is quite uncomfortable being entangled by Vertonghen and Dawson.

He originally wanted to ambush behind the goal and do things secretly, but the two central defenders were inseparable like the left and right guards, and they also moved their hands and feet, which made him quite uncomfortable.

Although there was clearly no room for him to receive the ball here, Wilshere sent the corner to the back post.

Dawson and Vertonghen cooperated tacitly. One of them held Lin Yun's jersey hem tightly to prevent him from jumping, while the other jumped high and made a header to clear the siege.

"The corner kick was taken, Vertonghen headed the ball, and the football fell to the left of the small penalty area...Lin Yun?!"

Lin Yun rushed out the moment Vertonghen headed the ball.

Of course he didn't know where Vertonghen was going to head the ball, but at that time he relied on instinct to choose a direction at random, and then buried his head in it.

This is what it means to be in the right place at the right time.

That is the legendary sense of smell in front of the door.

He ran out with his back to the goal, jumped high before the football landed, and completed a difficult barb shot under the eyes of all Tottenham fans who wanted to kill.

"Golden hook upside down! GOAL!!! Lin scored twice and scored Arsenal's fourth goal of the game!
Ladies and gentlemen, I announce that the best goal of the round has been born!

If I remember correctly, the first goal Lin scored in his career was a barb. I didn't expect that in the past two weeks, he completed another..."

The barb is definitely one of the most ornamental and difficult shots on the football field. At the moment the football enters the goal, even some unsteady Tottenham fans can't help but applaud along with the opposite side.

After Lin Yun hit the door, he fell to the ground with a "bang", but he stood up like a carp, and then rushed to the fans' stand of the visiting team, and swung out a dragon fist.

"GOAL!!! Lin!!!!"

"So handsome, man!"

"Hahaha, that's it, blow them up!"

"Fuck Henry! Fuck Van Persie! I only know Lin now!"

In the studio of Sky Sports, Lineker kept exclaiming, "It's unbelievable! This is 0-4? Did Wenger buy the chef of the Tottenham club and ask him to give the Tottenham team the chef? The players made some guesses? This is not the Bai Baihe team we have in mind, and of course, this is not the Arsenal team we are familiar with."

At this time, it was almost 7 minutes, and Lin Yun ran to the midfield after yelling twice casually, signaling Tottenham to kick off quickly.

Everyone in the audience was a little confused, thinking that their memory was messed up.

Isn't Arsenal leading now?What the hell are you in a hurry for?

"Lin Yun seems to be very excited. He may not wait to perform a hat-trick, but he is urging Tottenham to kick off quickly."

"Hahaha, what a confident and energetic young man..."

Lin Yun is actually not that confident.

With only so little time left, he felt that this side mission was almost useless.

Although he also feels that he is terribly dick now, but if he has to score another goal in more than two minutes after scoring a goal, the opponent is still a strong team in the Champions League, which is somewhat difficult.

But reality is sometimes so unreal.

Just like those wall-mounted snipers in World War II, or the group of people who knocked out mushroom eggs with abacus, if logic can be explained, it is not reality.

Tottenham have already been annoyed by his "you kick off, I'm in a hurry" attitude. After the football was kicked out, they showed a strong desire to attack.

Not only did the frontcourt push forward sharply, several defenders also moved forward to the midfield, ready to go up and participate in the attack at any time.

But Lin Yun is not the only one who is in full condition at Arsenal today.

As soon as their offense started to advance, the football was cut off by Arteta and Wilshere.

After stealing the ball, Arteta made a decisive pass.

The ball was said to be a pass, but it was as fast as a shot. The football stuck to the turf and passed through the interceptions of two Tottenham players, and appeared in front of Lin Yun.

Tottenham's quickest response was Vertonghen, the big grievance.

Before Lin Yun could catch the ball, he hastily stretched out his foot to stop it.

He was already the last line of defense, almost determined to get the red card and knock him down.

But Lin Yun didn't even give him a chance to foul.

When the football came to his feet, Lin Yun took advantage of the situation and lightly tapped the ball directly from Vertonghen's crotch.

Then overtake, chase the ball, and go straight to the opponent's goal.

The defense Dawson and Vertonghen are still chasing desperately, but the more they chase, the more desperate they become.

"Lin Yun! Terrifying speed! Arsenal No. 11 went to the wrong set. He should appear on the track of the 100-meter race, not the football field!"

Lin Yun catches the ball, breaks through, and accelerates. There are only five words in the whole process: fast!
He was flat in front of him, dribbling the ball almost in a straight line, and within two or three breaths he came to Tottenham's penalty area.

Lori bit the bullet and attacked again, but Lin Yun had already pushed without hesitation. The football rolled out a subtle arc on the turf and slipped into the lower left corner of the goal.

0-5.
"GOAL!!!! Lin really did it!? Hat trick! Another hat trick! Three games, the first one scored four dollars, the second hat trick, and now the third game has just passed 19 minutes, He actually staged another hat-trick! Wenger bought some god back?!"

Lin Yun rushed to the sidelines and knelt down to glide again.

"Ding! Side mission [-] is completed, and the rewards have been issued, please pay attention to check."

Before he had time to check what the reward was, his teammates had already charged from behind, pressing him down heavily like an arhat.

"We probably saw the most bizarre game in the Premier League this season, and probably the most bizarre North London derby in history: less than 10 minutes, 0-5..."

"Arsenal's counterattack was really beautiful. It only took a blink of an eye to switch from offense and defense to Lin Yun's solo breakthrough. It seems that we have returned to the peak era of hot pursuit."

While the narrators were still doing all sorts of things, Lin Yun had already opened his own system and found the mission rewards.

Features: Mr. Big Scene.

"Is it because people are going crazy?"

This can have.

He was still celebrating crazily, but the Tottenham players had been called to the sidelines by the head coach, and there was a burst of scolding.

This scolding seems to have had some effect. After the game started again, Tottenham seemed to have changed teams. Although the offense still only relied monotonously on the wing fast breaks of Bell and Lennon, the defense became worse. Pretty desperate.

Soon Dawson, Hector, Parker and others all got topaz cards. Vermaelen and Arteta also received yellow cards for helping Lin Yun stand out.

The score of 0-5 was maintained until 60 minutes, and Wenger hurriedly replaced Lin Yun as soon as 60 minutes came.

After he left the field, Tottenham's fans, coaches and players unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

As if some kind of curse had finally been lifted, Tottenham's offensive became smoother and smoother.

No.80 minutes, Bell finally scored a face-saving goal.

Sigurdsson sent a direct pass, Mertesacker failed to offside after delaying, and Bell scored with a single shot from 12 yards.

1-5.
This is his 21st goal this season, including 16 goals in the league and 5 goals in the last 7 rounds.

Unfortunately, it has been of no avail.

In the final stage of the game, Cazorla scored the seventh goal of the game after receiving a cross from Monreal, and the score was fixed at 7-1.
1-6…

Who could have imagined such a thing?
Looking at the score alone, anyone would think that this is a two-level team. If it is to be placed in the standings, there must be a Yangtze River head and a Yangtze River tail, a Champions League area and an English Championship area. It is currently the top four teams in the Premier League. Before the game, Tottenham even had a point more than Arsenal. After this battle, Arsenal overtook Tottenham and came to the third place in the standings, still only two away from the second place Manchester City. point difference.

It's time to take off Ashina's hat.

(End of this chapter)