Invincible Haaland at the start

Chapter 33 Damn, Baggio? !

"In our impression, the strongest debut in the World Cup should belong to Batistuta. God of War staged a hat-trick for the first time in the World Cup. Lin Yun is likely to achieve or even surpass this achievement in this game, but Batistuta His hat-trick was completed in the World Cup group stage, and if Lin Yun wants to prove himself on the real World Cup stage, he must first help the England team break through the qualifiers and get tickets for the World Cup finals... "

San Marino thought that he would lose, and he also thought that he might lose badly, but he never dreamed that the blow would come so quickly.

Their only sense of existence in world football comes from this fastest scoring record, but they did not expect the greatest glory left by their ancestors to be kicked away by Lin Yun.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

All San Marino players reached an agreement almost instantly.

The game can be lost, but Lin Yun must die!
After the war started again, Lin Yun clearly felt the malice of the San Marino players.

Full back Palazzi and center back D. Simeone sandwiched him from left to right. As soon as Lin Yun started to run, they started to move.

Lin Yun even this?

Concentrate on the shoulders, slam to the left, well, the person is gone, and then squeeze to the right, the world is suddenly clean.

"Beep!"

"...The two defensive players from San Marino fell to the ground, and Lin Yun fully demonstrated what it means to be turned on his back wherever he goes."

"The referee seems to have called Lin Yun's foul. If the scale was stricter, he might have to get a card, but the two defenders of San Marino are not honest. Lin Yun is just defending..."

Lin Yun stood where he was, innocently spreading his hands and looking at the referee, "I fouled?"

The referee almost laughed out of anger.

He pointed to Palazzi and D. Simeone who fell to the ground, "How do you explain this?"

"They fell down before I exerted any force," Lin Yun widened his eyes, "Is it my fault?"

As soon as he finished pretending, D. Simeone, who was performing on the ground, couldn't take it anymore. He immediately jumped up as if he had been electrocuted, and gave Lin Yun a hard push.

Then I found out in embarrassment that I couldn't push...

Lin Yun turned his head and looked at him like an idiot, the way an adult looks at a playful child.

The players from both sides who thought there was a fight to fight also stopped in place, with dumbfounding expressions on their faces.

Even the San Marino fans in the stands couldn't bear to look directly at them, wishing to immediately expel this disgraceful guy from his nationality.

The referee shook his head, wondering if he was also teased by Simeone. In the end, he didn't make a heavy hand, but only verbally warned: "Okay, gentlemen, the game has just started. I don't want to make it too ugly. I won't do it next time." So tolerant, you know what I mean?"

Lin Yun made an "OK" gesture, "As long as they don't mess with me."

With this crop, San Marino became a little more honest, and then began to be beaten in an all-round way.

The game entered the rhythm of the England team, and the tide-like offensive began to surge towards San Marino.

In the 5th minute, Chamberlain passed the ball into the penalty area, Lin Yun knocked the ball back with his back to the goal, and Rooney followed up and hit the goal.

The ball hit the defender's foot and went wide and England got the first corner of the game, but after Gerrard took the ball, Defoe headed the ball high when there was no one around, and England missed opportunity to expand the score.

In the 7th minute, after stealing from outside the penalty area, Gerrard shot from 6 yards from the right rib and was saved by the goalkeeper.

In the 10th minute, Rooney headed the ball, Lin Yun stopped the ball with his chest and picked a pass, Chamberlain put in his right foot and shot, the ball bounced off the goalkeeper.

In the 11th minute, Rooney's long-range shot was once again blocked by the San Marino bus, and Lin Yun's supplementary shot also missed the goal by a tiny margin...

The Hidden Law of Football: Missed chances are punished.

It's a pity that this law doesn't apply to San Miao today. They even activated the rebound halo and threw the punishment on San Marino.

In the 12th minute, Baines received a pass from Wilshere on the left and made a long pass to the center.

The football landed on the right side of the small penalty area. During the chaotic battle, Lin Yun aimed at the goal and kicked it blindly.

This kick was too hasty, he had two defenders hanging on him, the quality of the shot was pretty hip, the football was about to fly out of the left post, but now the penalty area is full of San Marino people, this kick is no exception hit the defender.

The winner is D. Simeone, the big wronged guy.

The football ball that hit him on the shoulder took a big deflection and flew into the goal under the murderous gaze of goalkeeper J. Simeone.

"...Bains made a cross, and there was chaos in the penalty area. Lin Yun hit the goal with his left foot! Huh? The football hit the defender and deflected into the goal. An own goal?"

J. Simeone rushed to the referee and sold his teammates without hesitation, "The football hit his hand, the ball doesn't count!"

The referee shook his head, "That position is not counted as handball, and the goal is valid."

The goal whistle blew and the England team gathered again to celebrate.

Rooney smirked: "Hey, you bad guy, did you do it on purpose?"

"...Did I miss the ball on purpose?" Lin Yun said helplessly, "Don't doubt my professional ethics."

"Come on, you just aimed at his hand. You couldn't get a penalty kick, but you scored an own goal." Rooney's face was full of disbelief, "It's really you!"

Wilshere shook his head strangely, "I have to say, your revenge is too strong, brother, this is not a good quality."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes," Chamberlain followed suit, "You have to learn tolerance in life, he has been bullied so badly by you, why are you targeting him specifically?"

Lin Yun could only follow their words, "Who told him to offend someone he shouldn't?"

"Look, look, I'll just say, he did it on purpose."

"If you say that, the footwork is not good, why did you hit the shoulder?"

They were laughing and joking on one side, while San Marino on the other side was covered with dark clouds and the atmosphere was oppressive. There was a huge gap in the mental state of the two sides that was visible to the naked eye.

San Marino striker Selva took the ball again like a walking dead, and the ball fell to England's feet after a few passes.

The scene that detonated the audience arrived.

Walker passed a long pass to Gerrard from the wing, and Jie team directly headed the ball to Defoe inside.

Defoe and Delaware jumped at the same time, and then hit the ball at the same time. The football flew high and fell not far from the two.

Lin Yun, who was still outside the restricted area a second ago, suddenly rushed into the restricted area.

To be precise, he forcibly overtook D. Simeone and carried Palazz to the falling football.

Palazzi originally occupied a favorable position and stood firmly in front of Lin Yun, but Lin Yun, like a heavy off-road vehicle, knocked him aside at once, and then accelerated forward.

In order to stop Lin Yun, Palaz had no choice but to wrap his arms and legs around him.

He had exhausted all his strength in pulling behind him, but he couldn't stop Lin Yun's footsteps for even half a second.

Everyone can feel the powerlessness and despair across the screen.

"Lin Yun's physical fitness is too foul. He doesn't look thin, but he is not very strong, but the strength he explodes is like a beast. Poor Palazz, I hope this game will not be left in his heart." Shade."

Lin Yun didn't give J. Simeone a chance to prepare, and shot directly at the falling and bouncing football.

J. Simeone didn't react and watched the ball fly into the goal from the right.

0-3.
"GOAL!!! England's third goal! Lin blew up the enemy's entire defense by himself! He was born to score goals!"

"Created an own goal and scored two more goals. The first 15 minutes of this game was almost Lin Yun's own performance! The other players in the England team did not fail to perform well, but Lin Yun's burst of light It is too dazzling, abruptly making everyone a supporting role..."

With a warm smile on his face, Lin Yun calmly walked to the sidelines, clenched his fists and waved lightly as a celebration.

The teammates came up and gave him high fives one by one.

Hodgson raised his arms and cheered, determined in his heart.

The game has been won, and Lin Yun has also shown a scoring ability that exceeds his expectations, so he can sleep well tonight.

But bullying is bullying. How good this kid is in tough battles has yet to be tested. If he can fight against other strong teams like Bayern, then he will be a real treasure. .

The game started again, D. Simeone and Palazzi no longer dared to stand next to Lin Yun.

San Marino has five defenders on the field, but now there is no one who actively defends him.

The fans in the stands were out of anger.

They can accept failure, but they cannot accept counseling.

"Coward! Clown!"

"Get off, stop kicking! It's too embarrassing!"

"RNM! Refund!"

The head coach of San Marino was very angry.

Before the game, he thought that he could accept any result of this game, but he obviously overestimated his ability to accept it.

The goal was captured in the opening seven seconds, an own goal, and the defender was directly beaten into an ostrich...

There is no other way but to resort to heavy handing.

"...San Marino made substitution adjustments. Bascarini on the 15th replaced Palazzi, who had been severely injured. If this player can't get out of the shadow of this game, he may be banned for the rest of his life. destroyed."

Palazz shrugged his head and walked towards the sidelines like sleepwalking.

"Hey!"

"Ok?"

Palazz looked up and saw the face he least wanted to see now.

He thought Lin Yun was here to laugh at him, but he didn't expect to see the hand stretched out by the other party. He was stunned for a second and then stretched out his hand in a daze.

"Come on!" Lin Yun shook his right hand firmly, and patted his shoulder with his left hand, then turned and left, hiding himself deeply.

Palazzi looked at his back, shrugged his shoulders, and hypnotized himself: "Well, it's not that I can't do it, but that he's too strong..."

"Lin and Palaz had a brief exchange, and I don't know what he said to Palaz, but judging from their handshake, Lin should not be mocking and ridiculing his opponent's defeated opponent, but to him. Encouragement and comfort, what have I said, this kid has a delicate heart, the biggest shining point in him is not his football skills, but his upbringing..."

Lin Yun couldn't hear Lineker's praise of him, otherwise he would be the first to jump out and object.

Ma Dan, the most outstanding thing about me is his looks, right?
England take the ball out of bounds.

Bascarini, who was replaced, didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he could only bite the bullet and walked to Lin Yun's side.

D. Simeone has long since disappeared, and defending Lin Yun with him is another central defender Sibelle.

As soon as they met for the first time, they received a gift from Lin Yun.

Gerrard took a high ball from midfield, Lin Yun jumped high on the penalty area line, and gave the ball to Rooney abruptly from the heads of the two.

Rooney didn't waste another chance this time, he took Delaware's right foot and shot hard.

0-4.
Rooney pointed at Lin Yun, and trotted to him.

Lin Yun raised his hand, just about to give him a high-five, but Xiaopang opened his arms and hugged him tightly.

Lin Yun resisted and pushed him away, "Sweat all over, brother..."

Rooney was unhappy, "What do you know, it's manly!"

"Well said, but your masculinity should be left to Colleen, I'm not interested at all."

He is not interested, others are.

A group of big men from England quickly ran over, and locked the men on the chubby and all kinds of strongmen.

San Marino was completely overwhelmed, and the only suspense left in the game now is whether England can score double digits in this game.

From the perspective of development, there is really such a possibility.

Because after leading by four goals, England not only did not call for money to withdraw, but instead played more and more.

In the 26th minute, England took a corner kick and Gerrard flew the header. The unguarded Defoe headed high from 5 yards from the left rib.

In the 28th minute, Chamberlain and Rooney broke into the penalty area after kicking the wall and scored with a left foot volley from 12 yards. The score became 0-5.
Finally, a goal that had nothing to do with Lin Yun was born. For some reason, Hodgson breathed a sigh of relief.

The common problem of all head coaches is that they are afraid that there will be no one in the team who can take the lead, but they are also afraid that there will be someone on the team who can do everything.

He never dreamed that before Lin Yun finished his first game, he was already worried that he would suffer from Lin Yun's dependence.

In the 33rd minute, Lin Yun successfully made a cross from the right side of the penalty area against offside. Defoe in the middle outflanked the goal and scored, but the line referee held up the small flag in his hand, indicating that the unlucky kid was offside first and the goal was invalid.

In the 35th minute, Wayne Rooney made a cross from the left, and Chamberlain headed the ball back. Defoe finally scored from close range and helped England lead by 6 goals.

In the 42nd minute, Lin Yun got rid of the defense of Bascarini and Sibelle again, and pushed Wilshere's cross from the left into the goal of San Marino.

The score became a frenzied 0-7.
"GOAL!!! Hat-trick! Before the end of the first half, Lin completed the hat-trick!"

"Ding! The main mission three is completed, and the rewards have been issued, please pay attention to check."

Lin Yun didn't care about celebrating the goal, and immediately opened the system interface.

A familiar player came into view.

He almost exclaimed.

What the hell, Baggio? !

　If Manchester City really counterattacked Arsenal to win the Premier League this year, then the setting of Haaland going to Nana is a real dog~~
　　
　
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