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Chapter 35 Because the perfect score is only 10 points

Although Lin Yun and Rooney are off, San Marino's nightmare is not over.

In the 83rd minute, Wilshere made a cross from the left, and then Sturridge scored the last goal from 4 yards. England beat San Marino 12-0.

Lin Yun scored six yuan alone, scored half of the goals, made an own goal at the same time, contributed an assist, and dominated the entire game as a rookie.

The San Marino players who had planned to exchange jerseys with England before the game lost their mood after the game and fled the stadium one by one in a hurry.

The England players came to the sidelines shoulder to shoulder and greeted the audience.

Lin Yun took away the game ball again—because of the unspoken rule that a hat-trick can take away the game ball, although he has not received any honors so far, he already has several collections.

"14 goals and 3 assists in five games, averaging 3.4 goals per game, this devilish efficiency is simply unheard of!"

"In another game in Group H, Montenegro also successfully defeated Moldova 1-0 away and continued to rank first in the group with 13 points, while England continued to rank second in the group with 11 points after this game. There will be a head-to-head confrontation in Tianhou, and the result of the match will determine the top spot in Group H."

At the post-match press conference, Hodgson expressed his satisfaction with the team's performance.

Huo Taigong has achieved 9 wins, 3 draws and 2 losses since he became the coach of England, which can barely be called excellent.

"Obviously, to win so easily away without anyone getting injured or getting a yellow card is the best result, in the last two games we've played against Brazil and San Marino. The level is extreme. Both teams, but we both played well and that gave us a lot of confidence."

The game against Brazil was just a friendly match, but both sides played it as a preview of the World Cup, and that game still has some reference value.

Regarding Lin Yun's performance, Hodgson naturally blew it to death, "To be honest, I believe in Lin Yun. I never doubted that he would show an astonishing performance, but I didn't expect him to be so crazy. Ball? Man, I've never seen anything like this in my career, maybe tonight or tomorrow I'll give Arsene Wenger a call to thank him for what he's done for English football, um, maybe Thank you Reading Club?"

The reporters below roared with laughter.

Not because of Wenger, but because of Reading.

Not long after Lin Yun eliminated Bayern on his own, Reading head coach McDermott was kicked out by the club, and Reading has now fallen to the second-to-last position in the standings.

Reading fans are not only bitter, but also hateful!
He hated Wenger for being talented but not virtuous, he only knew how to steal other people's children if he couldn't produce good eggs;
The Second Hate Club has blind eyes, and let a melo talent go like this...

What makes the people who eat melons even more interesting is that after England finishes playing Montenegro, the Premier League will rekindle the war, and Arsenal's first game will be an away game against Reading.

Lin Yun will return to his hometown with the appearance of an emperor and star, and stage a vulgar and unbearable anticipation of "the me of yesterday you love to answer, but the me of today you can't afford to climb".

Originally, Nana fans were the only fans who cheered for Lin Yun, but now Lin Yun has also performed explosively in the national team. It took almost only [-] minutes to become an All-England idol. The pressure facing Reading will be grow a hundredfold...

"Thanks to Wenger..."

In just five words, it became the voice of almost all England fans after this game.

Fortunately, there is Wenger, otherwise who knows how long this treasure will be buried in the dust.

They may have forgotten that Lin Yun's performance of scoring ten goals in a game, how thick is the dust to cover his light?
Gerrard naturally did not hesitate to praise Lin Yun, "I have worked with many excellent forwards, Michael Owen, Fernando Torres, Luis Suarez, etc., they are all the best players, but Lin Yun gave me It feels very different, he is very young, but his style of play is very mature, and he is still improving, I can't imagine what he will achieve in the future."

After the coach and captain had finished babbling, they finally came to Lin Yun to answer questions.

The first question from The Times was quite pointed.

"Hello, Lin, we all know that you had the opportunity to play for the Chinese team, but you chose England. If one day the Chinese team and the England team meet in the World Cup, will you become very embarrassed?"

"It is indeed a headache, but thank God, the Chinese team is very busy now, and I don't have to face such a complicated situation for the time being."

The Chinese team failed in the top 20 and is doomed to miss the World Cup in Brazil. As for 2018... let's talk about it at that time.

"Lin, congratulations on your fantastic double hat-trick. We all know that it's not easy, especially for you. Who do you want to thank most now?"

"First of all, of course, my parents. They have always supported my ideal and helped me realize it when I was very young. Unfortunately, I have not been able to be their pride for a long time;
Then there is the Reading Club, without their training, I would not be where I am today;
And Wenger, thank you for giving me the opportunity...

Oh, sorry, and BOSS, thank you for your trust, your vision is simply amazing.

Plus, all of my teammates, they've helped me grow and become a better version of me..."

The reporters recorded it seriously, but they were inevitably a little disappointed.

This little devil is obviously not very old next year, but he has a set of words in the scene, just like an old fritter, he just didn't say a word what they wanted to hear.

Afterwards, the major media naturally gave England high marks, and Lin Yun once again scored 10 points in the post-match score of "L'Equipe".

As the selection party of the former Ballon d'Or, the authority of "L'Equipe" is beyond doubt.

For so many years, "Team Daily" has only played 10 points six times, and only two of them have been called to the same player, which is Messi.

Lin Yun became the second.

This review is equally exaggerated.

"Why give him 10 points? It's very simple, because the full score is only 10 points."

Legendary England striker Alan Shearer specifically analyzed the current situation in England and the changes Lin Yun brought to the team in his column for "Athletic".

"In fact, the overall strength of Group H is not strong, but why did the England team play so hard, and even gave us a feeling that we would be eliminated at any time?
The reason is very simple: it is difficult to score goals against strong opponents.

Taking a closer look at the 5 group games that have been played, we will find an interesting phenomenon: England always has a big victory, followed by a draw immediately, which has resulted in the current record of the Three Lions with 3 wins and 2 draws .

第1轮，英格兰客场5-0摩尔多瓦，接着第2轮主场1-1乌克兰；
第3轮，主场5-0圣马力诺，第4轮客场1-1波兰；

Round 5, San Marino 12-0 away...

Summary of the rules: England's 3 big victories were won by San Marino and Moldova, the two big teams. They scored a total of 3 goals in the 22 games, averaging 7 goals per game!
What about two draws?All are stronger teams: Poland and Ukraine.

Goals?
Two games and two goals, averaging 1 goal per game!
From an average of 7 goals per game to an average of 1 goal per game, the gap is staggering.

我甚至都已经可以预测到第6轮的剧情：0-0或者1-1战平黑山。

Does England only bully the weak and fear the hard?Indeed.

On the one hand, there are opponents. Both Ukraine and Poland have tough defensive teams. At the same time, they also have excellent players on the offensive end. They can threaten or even suppress England, so that the Three Lions dare not go all out.

On the other hand, Hodgson's team has no effective countermeasures when facing Europe's second-tier defense lines such as Poland and Ukraine.

Side attack?There is a lack of traditional wingers with deep breakthroughs and precise crosses.

Infiltration in the middle?Relying on Gerrard and Lampard can't do this technical job.

Relying on a strong center?This is what England lacked the most. Rooney could have played this role, but he didn't do well enough.

Fortunately, Hodgson now has a better candidate.

Everyone knows who I'm talking about..."

So much water is just a foreshadowing for the last sentence.

In short: Lin Yun is the man England have been looking for.

Everyone thought that Hodgson brought Lin Yun this time just to let him gain experience in the competition. Unexpectedly, in the eyes of Shearer, this kid meant to become England's thigh.

Hodgson generally agrees with Shearer, so he feels that he has fallen into a spell called "pain and happiness".

All of you are such dicks, how should I start the game against Montenegro?

Just a striker problem made him feel bald.

But soon he will not have to worry about this problem.

Lin Yun, who tortured the guards to death because of his vigor and vitality in the game, was injured in a most ordinary training game...

Although the injury was not serious, Lin Yun would have to heal himself if the team doctor arrived later, but it finally gave Hodgson a reason to throw him on the bench.

When Wenger received the news, he almost came to the door with a knife and chopped Hodgson.

When he saw Lin Yun play football for the first time, he had made a judgment. He felt that the kid's playing style would turn him into a glass man. Now it seems that it has come true.

What made the professor even more mad was that it was Wilshere who injured Lin Yun during the training.

So angry!
……

"Friends from the audience, hello everyone, welcome to the Podgorica Municipal Stadium, which is the home ground of the Montenegro national football team and the venue for the match between Montenegro and England in Group H of the World Cup qualifiers.

There are 10 rounds of World Cup European qualifiers, and half of them have been played. Montenegro performed very well. They scored 5 wins and 4 draw in the first 1 rounds. They scored a total of 13 goals and only conceded two goals. For the time being Overwhelming this round of opponents England ranked first in Group H.

England defeated their opponents 12-0 in San Marino in the last round, showing extremely strong offensive ability, especially the outstanding performance of young player Lin Yun, which injected new vitality into England's much-criticized monotonous offense, but this game Hodgson I still put him on the bench, perhaps compared to fledgling stars, Huo Taigong still believes in experienced veterans..."

"The two teams met twice in the Euro 2012 qualifying group stage. Montenegro drew home and away with England, and Rooney got a card in the second game at this stadium. The red card, followed by an additional 2-match suspension, directly caused Xiaopang to miss the first two group matches of the European Cup, so for Rooney, today is the reunion of new and old grudges..."

"Okay, the game has started, let's look at the starting lineups of both sides."

"Montenegro 4-4-2.
Goalkeeper: M. Bozovic;

Defenders: Marco Barcelona, ​​Savic, Volkov, Pavesevic;

Midfielders: Zverotic, Vuksević, V. Bozovic, Jovetic;
Forwards: Vucinic, Casa Rica. "

"England 4-1-3-2.
Goalkeeper: Joe Hart;

Defenders: Glenn Johnson, Lescott, Smalling, Ashley Cole;

Midfielders: Gerrard, Cleverley, Wilshere, Welbeck;
Forwards: Rooney, Defoe. "

Affected by the 12-goal victory over San Marino, everyone is full of optimism about the firepower of the England team, and the start of the game seems to have verified everyone's hunch.

In the 6th minute, Gerrard took a corner kick from the left, and Rooney leaped from the front of the small penalty area with a header to give England a 1-0 lead. Therefore, he became another player in the qualifiers after David Beckham in April 2003. The England player who scored four goals in a row.

England took an early one-goal lead to get off to a fantastic start.

The lagging Montenegro launched a crazy counterattack, but several crosses from the right were blocked and cleared by the England defense.

Afterwards England began to gain the upper hand, but only without scoring.

In the 24th minute, Rooney cut into the left side of the penalty area and made a pass, but the unguarded Welbeck stood there like a log and watched the football fly past his eyes;

In the 27th minute, Milner made a pass from the right side of the penalty area, and Rooney missed the opportunity from a small angle.

Then it was time for the referee to perform.

In the 30th minute, Novakovic was given a yellow card for a foul on Ashley Cole.

Three minutes later, Glenn Johnson was booked for a foul on Jovetic.

In the 42nd minute, Welbeck broke into the left side of the penalty area and fell under the defense of Savage. The Manchester United forward was sentenced to a yellow card for diving...

In the second half, they changed sides and fought again, and the two sides continued to come and go.

In the 48th minute, Savage made a pass from the right to the far point, and Jovetic hit the goal with a header from the edge of the penalty area and hit the side net;

After 2 minutes, Gerrard passed the ball, and Rooney's shot in front of the penalty area was blocked;

……

In the 55th minute, Joe Hart dropped his hand during a simple save, and the ball bounced behind him and almost had an own goal;
In the 61st minute, Damjanovic, who came off the bench, passed the ball. Vucinic's long-range shot was deflected and was confiscated by Joe Hart.

In the 66th minute, Damjanovic received a corner kick from his teammate on the edge of the small penalty area and jumped high to head the goal, but the football was saved by Joe Hart bravely. He then made a follow-up shot, but Welbeck again blockage.

Just when everyone thought that the crisis was finally resolved, Glenn Johnson, who was active in this field, suddenly made a fool.

He didn't know what to think, but he slammed the ball in front of his own goal and hit Welbeck's leg all at once.

The ball deflected and Damjanovic fired another shot from close range, this time finally scoring the goal.

1-1.

In the 67th minute, Lin Yun made his debut.

(End of this chapter)